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For those who had girlfriends in secondary school, or situationships if you were a player that early, you must have experienced some of these situations. Nothing more annoying than it feeling like a relationship in a prison.
1. When a junior comes to tell you your girlfriend is waiting in the lobby for you
It’s lit! Time to go meet the love of my life.
2. When your girlfriend tells you to keep a seat for her and her friends
We must sit together today. Rare opportunity.
3. Making sure nobody dances with your girlfriend at socials
She’s mine and mine alone.
4. When you see your seniors talking to your girlfriend
Please, don’t do this. She’s my all in all, my one and only.
5. When you guys have prep together and you have to write coded notes to each other
Communication channel faster than NIPOST and DHL combined.
6. Fixing meetings in empty classrooms after school hours
Let us “hang out” in SS3D class, yeah the last classroom on the block.
7. Or when she tells you to stay back in class after prep
AYEEE!
8. When you have to tell your friends to watch the corridor
Please don’t let me down.
9. And you also have to be on the lookout
Have to be alert at all times, can’t go and slack.
10. When you get carried away and get caught by a teacher
Is this how I get suspended and drop out of school, and become a spare parts seller?
11. And you get paraded in front of the assembly
What an embarrassment. Ordinary kissing.
12. And you know that is the premature end of your lowkey relationship
If you ever attended boarding school in any part of Nigeria, there are a number of food compositions only insiders knew about and how dope these were. Here are a few popular ones along with their constituents.
1. Cabin Flakes AKA Pako Flakes
This exclusive combination of Biscuits and milk tastes like heaven. You could have it either soaked completely or still crunchy.
2. Soak and Travel (Garri)
This was the test of how high can you rise or the garri austerity measure. Little garri in a massive amount of water left for about seven hours and then add the rest of the ingredients added after school was over; Sugar, Groundnuts oh Lord!
3. Soak and Travel (Indomie)
Necessity is the mother of invention. Legend has it that this recipe came about in hostels that prohibited boiling rings. A number of people enjoyed it some just did not have a choice.
4. “Thick soakings”
From the name “thick” you know its about to be yummy. It could be from Milo or milk so far the liquid is thick and heavy its perfect. What do you mean that’s too much milk?
5. “Imported/Fence Suya”
A large number of hostels did not allow students leave the school premises. What other way to enjoy suya than to “import” it or haul it over the “fence”. Oh come on we know that’s a good word for smuggled.
6. “Contraband”
Experienced boarding school students know anything smuggled into the hostel is always sweeter. From canned food, sardines, noodles, seasoning, geisha, caned peak milk. These were heaven on earth for boarders.
7. “Chocobombom”
This could pass on a menu as “House made chocolate bars” with Milo or Bournvita packed into paper or foil and ironed. Don’t deny it, we’ve all been there.
8. Concoction
This was usually the “midterm meal” when the hostel was relatively empty and the housemasters lenient and an access to a boiling ring, rice, pepper, oil, sardines, and any other condiments. Next to Jollof rice.
9. Toast Bread
This involved using these two items and it did make a good toast. don’t judge, where do you think the toast came from? Yes necessity is the mother of invention was the motto.
Last week, Nigeria was shocked with a disturbing report that secondary school students in Kano had been raped by some unknown men.
How could this happen? Who let it happen? We have so many questions about everything but these are the biggest ones….
1. Why does the Nigerian press seem to struggle with the word “rape in this case?
We’ve read “sodomy” a few times but apart from Premium Times, has anyone used the word “rape” to describe what happened to the boys?
2. Is it inconceivable that victims were raped by senior students?
Why are the authorities insisting that the rapists came from outside the school?
3. Are the students getting medical attention?
Premium Times reports that the school is preventing the victims from receiving care outside the school.
4. Is this an isolated incident or an epidemic?
Has this happened before in this school? And are students being raped in secondary schools across Nigeria?
5. Will the perpetrators be caught and prosecuted?
Our history in this department is not very great. Especially since the proprietor of the school reportedly denies the incident.
6. If your child, sibling or relative were a student of that school, what would you do?
