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13 Pictures Every Nigerian Whose University Has Ever Gone On Strike Will Get

1. When the exams you haven’t studied for get moved because of the strike.

Thank you, God!
2. You, a couple of days into the strike.

YES! Let me rest small, abeg.
3. You, a couple of months into the strike.

God, I’ve changed my mind! Just call it off, biko.
4. When you’re the only one at home because everyone else is in school.

What is all this?
5. Whenever you try to pick up a school book to study.

6. How your private uni friends look at you when you tell them the strike is still on:

7. You, calculating how long you’ll actually be in school for a 4-year course.

8. “You see? If you had just gone to a private univer…”

Just save it.
9. When your parents start annoying you more than usual.

It’s not your fault.
10. You, looking for any job because you just can’t sit at home again.

Anything. Please, just epp.
11. When you see people from your school outside.

It will soon be over.
12. When you hear that exam will start one week after the strike ends.

Excuz mi?
13. When they finally call off the strike and you still haven’t read anything.

Hay God!

Daniel Orubo

April 14, 2016

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Africa, Federal, Nigeria, School, Strike, University
15 Pictures Every Nigerian Who Was Unserious In School Will Relate To

1. You, whenever you wake up on a school day.

I can’t stand up. I just can’t.
2. When you’re not listening and your teacher tells you to stand up and tell the class the last thing they said.

Uhm! Sir, the thing is…
3. When your teacher tells you to go and solve the question on the board.

Please epp.
4. When the teacher shouts “you there, stand up” and you already know it’s you they are talking to.

Hay God! Why me?
5. When you never do your homework at home and spend 10 minutes before submission like:

I CAN MAKE IT!
6. When the class is meant to end by 12:00 and by 12:01 the teacher has still not left the class.

Do and be going, abeg.
7. When this happens:

You know nothing.
8. You, whenever you’re in class.

Can this torture end?
9. When you wake up on the day of a test you didn’t bother to study for.

Well, I cannot come and go and kill myself.
10. When the test starts and the whole class is writing but you’re just there like:

What is happening here?
11. When your classmates want to discuss the answers they got after the test.

Please, lets not go back to our vomit.
12. When your friends ask you how your test was.

Can we just free this thing?
13. When your mates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re just there dangling between a D and an F like:

Holding on for dear life.
14. You and sleeping in class.

Nobody should touch me, biko
15. You, whenever you wake up on a weekend.

FINALLY!

Daniel Orubo

April 5, 2016

Oldies

Africa, Lazy, Nigerian, School, unserious
Check Out This Student’s Hilarious Answer To A Chemistry Question

Not every time complain about how difficult chemistry or any other subject is, it’s not always rocket science.

Sometimes, comparing some scientific terms to real-life people or situations can be an easy way to answer these questions. Oya, thank us for this life hack.
This student was asked to define electro-negativity in a question that carried 5 extra marks.

https://twitter.com/Girlish_lava_/status/707550956179890177

And instead of simply defining the exact thing the teacher taught, the student added jara just to show how much the concept was understood.

“Yes, I’m getting this 5pts! To properly articulate what electronegativity is, I would like to draw your attention to Trey Songz a.k.a Mr Steal your gurl. You see Trey has no chill, he’s a killer, a savage. He steals other men’s girls without any remorse. Electronegativity is a concept with a lot of Trey like behaviour. It’s the ability for an atom to take another atom’s electron with Flourine being the OG Trey Songz because it has the highest electronegativity of all the elements, straight stealing them. That’s an A+ answer Ms Chery.”
For those of you wondering who Mr Steal Your Girl is…

And with this amount of buffness (and very little singing prowess), this man goes forth snatching people’s girlfriends up and down.
Points for creativity!!! This students scored all of the 5 points with this answer.

If this student were Nigerian, the story may turn out differently though. How dare you answer a question this creatively?
Only bad Nigerian children know how Trey Songz steals girls instead of cramming every single word in their notes. [zkk_poll post=22973 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]

Maryam

March 10, 2016

Gist

chemistry, hilarious, School, smart, student, students, subject
22 Things Only People Who Attended Babcock Can Completely Relate To

1. When you are trying to sleep but the porter has 1000 announcements at 6 AM

Can you please not?
2. You finally dress in your best outfit and KDS says it’s not compliant

Lord Jesus Christ, why do you people exist?
3. When you are late for your 7 AM and there is no keke anywhere

So this is how life is.
4. When you have to wake up super early for Spirikoko

Is it by force to pray?
5. The struggle to get an exeat during spiritual week

My grandmother’s grandson died so we are doing the burial this weekend.
6. When it is school fees season

Let us make this money!!!
7. When you’re trying to ‘dorcas’ and KDS is being extra

Someone can’t walk on the road in peace again?
8. When you see your lecturer for the semester is renowned for giving carry overs and 49’s

Why me?
9. When you have to do three GEDS in one semester

All these hours of trying to stay awake in class.
10. When it is time for mid semester after spiritual week

Ahan already? They don’t use to play with you guys?
11. Heading to ‘Caf’ for special sabbath lunch

This food will not pass me by.
12. When there are six parties in Lagos and everybody is going to be there

We must all show face there by all means.
13. Walking in and out of your hall when you’ve settled the hall administrator for the semester

Y’all cant tell me nothing
14. When they start smoking on your block

Its not me you people will put in trouble.
15. When they say chapel seminar will determine if you graduate or not

Don’t go and dull yourself.
16. When you see someone with 06/ matric number in your 11/ class

AH CHAIRMAN!
17. Church services when it is exam period

Please they are praying for exam success.
18. When the lecturer says “next class is for AOC”

MVP!
19. When your exam is in WRA or SCT and there are only 20 people in the whole hall

Its over.
20. And you have to battle with CCTV

21. Checking your results on UMIS after a semester of Quilox and Weekend trips

22. And then when you finally graduate after all the challenges

Tobi Smith

January 20, 2016

Oldies

Babcock, Babcock University, Experience, Living, Nigerian, School, Student Experience, students, Universities
15 Things Any Nigerian Who Was Never Really An Efiko In School Will Relate To

1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

You people understood that?
2. You, in most classes:

Why am I even here?
3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

What sort of devil?
4. You, trying to study:

I don’t understand what I’m looking at.
5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

Can’t dull it.
6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

Hian. I didn’t miss class na? What is all this?
7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

What is this struggle?
8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

You people sef.
9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

Didn’t we just start?
10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

Hay God!
11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

We have different issues, abeg.
12. You, when you hear that results are out:

The stress.
13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

See this mad person.
14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

God is good.
15. Your motto:

It’s true sha.

Daniel Orubo

January 14, 2016

Oldies

Class, Efiko, Exam, Fail, Pass, School, Teacher
12 Things That Every Nigerian Girl Remembers About Making Their Hair In Secondary School

1. When they call the hairstyle for the week today, but you already made your hair yesterday.

Now you have to loosen it.
2. When the hairstyle for the week is Koroba and you just know your slay is suspended for the week.

No one looks good in that.
3. When it’s time to make your hair and the hairdresser puts your head between her legs.

When will this end?
4. When she starts to comb your very due hair.

No chill?
5. When someone pulls the hair you just made.

Do you want to die?
6. When your hairstyle is slightly different and they call you out at assembly.

7. When you catch sight of the girls on low-cut just looking unbothered.

The envy, oh god!
8. Then you tell your mother you want to cut your hair.

What is this one saying?
9. When there is no general hairstyle for the week.

Let my slay be unleashed.
10. How you feel when those colored beads are fancying up your hair – even though it’s not allowed.

Bow down!
11. Then that teacher that hates you catches you, and it’s downhill from there.

Why God?!
12. When the boy you have a crush on tells you your hair is fine.

I can die now.

Odunayo

January 11, 2016

Oldies

hair, primary, School, Secondary
15 Things That Are Too Real For Every Nigerian Dreading The End Of The Holiday

1. When it finally hits you that the holiday is over.

Just like that?
2. When you could have sworn the holiday was longer.

https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/683557659941957632

3. When you remember you’ll soon have to see your annoying boss/lecturer.

No, God.
4. You, trying to find where all the holiday went.

I could have sworn I had 1 week left.
5. When you start thinking about all the turn up you won’t be able to do again.

Na wa oh!
6. You, trying to go back to your old sleep schedule.

God, epp me.
7. When you remember that people are coming back from the village so traffic will suck again.

The thing can pain.
8. You, already waiting for the next public holiday like:

I’m already tired, please.
9. When you finally settle down and really check your account balance.

Hay God! Was I robbed?
10. Returning to work/school on the first day like:

Can I just go back home?
11. You, waiting for January salary/allowance like:

How far that credit alert though?
12. When someone welcomes you with “you’ve added oh!”.

What happened to “hello”?
13. When you finally check your weight for the first time after the holiday.

Hian! Did I eat a human being?
14. When coworkers /classmates you barely talk to start asking what you brought for them.

Is this one drunk?
15. You, during the holiday vs. You, one month after resuming work/school.

Daniel Orubo

January 4, 2016

Oldies

Holiday, Leave, Nigeria, Over, School, work
QUIZ: Who Would You Be at a School Reunion?

Sheriff Alimi

May 19, 1992

Inside Life

Movie, Quiz, reunion, School