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  • Evil Eye on Social Media: Nigerians Share Their Experiences

    The “Evil Eye” is a cast or glance at someone that may inflict harm, suffering or some form of bad luck on their lives. You know how you don’t share an important milestone or major win because you fear it’s all going to get jinxed? Well, the jinxing bit might have something to do with this “evil eye”. You know what’s even weirder? The ”looker” doesn’t have to lift an arm to cause a chain of possibly catastrophic events. God, abeg.  

    People who choose to keep their private lives away from the internet might be on to something sha.

    Evil Eye on Social Media: Nigerians Share Their Experiences

    We had a chat with some Nigerians, and their Evil Eye experiences are chilling, to say the least.

    “My sister’s baby cries every time I post her picture on WhatsApp”Funmi*, 28

    I was always posting pictures of my niece when my twin sister put to bed, and I started to notice a funny pattern: Every time I posted my niece’s picture, she would cry throughout the night without sleeping. My sister would always call me crying and saying she doesn’t know why the baby is throwing a tantrum. I started feeling weird because it happened only on the days I posted her pictures on WhatsApp. I remember posting her picture again to confirm my suspicion after noticing the pattern. It happened again and that was when I decided to pray about it. At first, I kept it to myself, but I eventually told my sister.

    “My hair falls out whenever people compliment it” Fareeda*, 26

    I have long and full hair. Anytime people see it they keep “awwwnnning” over it. But I started to notice that I lose a lot of my hair whenever that happened, especially when I was in secondary school. Anything people admired about the hair would be affected. My hairline, the healthy scalp, the length, the fullness… Large chunks of my hair would literally fall out.

    “We had a nasty fight after I posted his picture on his birthday” Fikayo*, 29

    I once posted my boyfriend’s pictures to celebrate his birthday. Afterwards, we had a nasty fight that almost led to a breakup. Mind you, this is a relationship of about three years. I remember sharing the pictures, and people I’d not spoken to in years started texting me that day, some I didn’t even have their numbers anymore. Before then, I’d only posted his picture online once.

    “I started having dreams that put my babe in bad light” — Oyin*, 28

    I remember one Sunday afternoon when my boo stood up as a single in church because there was no category for “in a relationship.” I made a fuss about it on my WhatsApp status and someone sent A DM saying she knew my relationship wasn’t going to last because I was rubbing him in everyone’s face even when we weren’t married.

    I was livid, but before I knew it, I started having dreams that put my babe in a bad light, and all I could think about was wanting to break up. Naturally, I’ve found that keeping things to myself before they happen makes them happen.

    “Posted about my new job, and it was the beginning of the end” —  Latoye*, 31

    I’d been working at this cool place for months but kept it private because I wasn’t ready to share it with anyone. It wasn’t even because I thought about jinxing it or anything; I just wanted to put in the work before making an announcement.

    The day I eventually shared the news on Twitter and WhatsApp, there was this weird presence I felt around me. The congratulatory messages poured in and some people even reposted. I got to work the next morning, and let’s just say it was the beginning of an end. Was making silly mistakes that were actually detrimental to the business. Long story short, my contract was terminated. I have a new job now, and only my family members know.

    “The company terminated her appointment after sponsoring the family visa and paying for flight”  —  Dotun*, 28

    My sister-in-law got a job in the Netherlands in March 2022. The company sponsored visas for her, her husband and their child. They were expecting her arrival in July and had even paid for their flight. By the end of June 2022, the visas were ready. Out of excitement, my sis-in-law she posted her testimony on her WhatsApp status, and two days later, the company called to inform her they don’t need her services anymore. Her flight was cancelled on July 1, 2022. She’s just recovering from the effect it had on her mental health. Thank God her husband had not resigned from his job.

    *Names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.

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    Halloween is around the corner, and this simple quiz will help you choose the best outfit for you.

  • 5 Ordinary Things That Are Only Terrifying If You’re Afraid Of Dogs

    At one point or the other, we have probably heard a dog owner say “it doesn’t bite, don’t be scared.” And at that point in time, our fear levels tripled because why is the owner taking out time to warn me that the dog doesn’t bite?

    Is the owner in the mind of the dog? Did the dog whisper it to the owner?

    Every action that the dog performs is exaggerated because of fear. Here are examples of such:

    1) When the dog wags its tail.

    The dog is threatening me with the countdown.

    2) When it starts to lick you.

    I am not sweet, I just recovered from Malaria yesterday.

    3) Any small jump.

    I won’t fall for your trick you devil.

    4) When it starts to bark.

    Boss abeg na.

    5) Gingerly bites you.

    Owner: It is just playing with you.

    Me: Mschew.

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  • In Nigeria, We don’t celebrate things like Halloween or Friday the 13th, because see, the amount of scary things and bad luck in this country is already enough.

    How will I even be celebrating bad thing? God forbid.

    It would be nice to explain how and why Friday the 13th is nothing compared to just living in Nigeria everyday of your life.

    Friday the 13th ko

    You know you have bad luck when you close your eyes on Friday night and just like that, it’s Monday when you wake up!

    What did I do to deserve this oh God.

    Anyway, You’re up on that monday, rushing to work. “Ojota, yaba, yaba, enter with change o”. You’re in the bus and suddenly, the bus starts shaking, and gbam! it stops.

    You’re going to work in legedez benz. Talk about bad luck.

    While you are on your walk. From no where, at all, the clouds are getting dark, you start 100m race, but the rain is faster than you.

    So you give up and continue a miserable walk in the rain. At least you finally get to the office in wet clothes.

    After work, because you don’t want the rain to finish your life again, you take a cab or at least follow your friend who owns a car. Then SARZ stops you.

    You know how that story goes.

    Let’s talk about the mother of all bad lucks. When your mother tells you to sweep her room, but you’re watching football and forget.

    May that not be your portion.

    She comes back and meet’s her room unswept. See, just put yourself up for adoption.

    because once you hear your name once you are finished. It’s is like a real life horror movie.

    “so as we round up, I have to say..” if you’ve never heard a pastor say this, then you don’t go to church. This is a church members worst nightmare because you’re gonna hear it at least 6 more times before church actually ends.

    Can I get an Amen?

    Now just imagine something happening to our greatest National treasures. Ha! That’s Nigeria’s worst nightmare.

    Whatever we all do, we have to join forces to protect Wizkid and Davido, Simple.

    Let’s talk about your own personal treasure, you know when your salary finishes 1 week after you collected it. That’s when you know the real meaning of fear.

    “hello guy, abeg that 50naira I borrowed you on thursday, please I need it.”

    And if you ever want to get your heart broken, just try to check your account balance.

    Ha! See, from bad luck to bad mood, to bad day. Everything will just be somehow

    Living with a condition called the inability to dance shaku shaku leaves you in fear everyday. Seeing people who are so skilled at the art of shaku shaku showing off everyday.

    Oh dear insecurity.

    Another really deep fear that scares every Nigerian right now is the possibility of Buhari winning the coming elections again.

    God forbid bad thing. But at least you can prevent that by knowing how to get our PVC here.

    And the greatest of all these fears is sleeping and waking up and still finding yourself in Nigeria.

    “Please let me just go back to sleep. If you wake me up again ehn”

    Oh, before I forget, happy Friday the 13th!

    Don’t be too scared to tell me what scares you the most about being a Nigerian.
  • 5 Horror Stories From Boarding School

    1. Madam Koi Koi

    Most people have heard about but don’t know her story. If you’re one of these people, come closer. Let us tell you a story.

    She was a teacher at a secondary school in Calabar in the late 1970s. She was a very stylish woman who loved to wear high heel shoes and this became her signature look. She was also a very wicked teacher who flogged the living daylight out of her students every chance she got. Some said she was a straight up sadist and used being a teacher as an excuse to inflict extreme pain and torture whenever she pleased. Her students, tired of the school management’s failure to reprimand her, decided to take matters into their own hands.

    One night, as she was leaving the school, the students cornered her, gagged her so she wouldn’t scream, and began to beat her mercilessly. One of them even took of one of her shoes and beat her with it. Then she stopped moving. They had overdone it. She was dead.

    The students panicked. They threw her body over the school’s back fence and ran. People were going to assume armed robbers did the damage. They were in the clear. Or so they thought.

    One by one the students began to vanish. All but one. The one who had hit her with the shoe. He constantly told everyone what he and the others had done and that he heard the sound of high heels clacking around his hostel every night which he believed meant that she was coming for him but no one believed him. They thought he was just trying to scare them. One night, he decided to go find out where the sound was coming from. He never returned. His body was found in the morning. He had been beaten to death.

    The school was shut down and all the kids were sent home. These kids, now knowing that the boy was right all along, spread the legend to their new schools. The Legend of Madam Koi Koi.

    She walks the halls of hostels every night, clacking the floors with her high heel shoes and if you hear her coming, shut your eyes. If you try to sneak a peak, well,  let’s just say you won’t live long enough to tell anyone what you saw.

    2. Bush Babies

    Their origin is unknown. They cry like human babies (which is how they got their name) to get your attention and draw you to them. When you do get to one and see what is i.e not a human baby like you thought, you freak out and want to run but you can’t. You’re frozen in place.

    Then it comes up to you and makes you an offer you can’t refuse. It gives you a shabby looking mat (the legend says that they all have one), shows you A LOT of money and tells you that if you can successfully keep the mat in your possession for 7 days, all that money and much more will be yours.

    Basically it plays on the greed of humans.

    The legend doesn’t say what happens if you decline (probably because everyone that has ever come across one has accepted) but it does say what happens if you accept. The Bush Baby lets you go. Just like that. What the creature won’t tell you however is that during those 7 days, it will try VIOLENTLY to take the mat back from you which, given it’s magic like powers, will most likely end with your violent death. Did you really think it would be that easy?

    3. Bunk Shaker

    This one is really bizarre. There’s no origin story for it. All that is known is that it supposedly haunts boarding schools.

    The legend says that it shows up in hostels at night and only attacks people sleeping on the top bunk. It starts to shake the bunk, gently at first, eventually increasing the intensity until the person on the top bunk wakes up to see just what exactly is happening. This is want it wants though because immediately the person looks down, it drags them of the bed and vanishes. The person is never seen again.

    At this point in the article we just have to say that if you went to a boarding school and made it out alive, you better thank Jesus everyday!

    4. Mami Water

    We’ve all heard about them. Outside Nigeria, they are called Mermaids. Fictionalized versions of them have made appearances in art and literature for hundreds of years. What we’re here to tell you however is different from the sugar coated depictions you’re used to.

    A Mami Water is a malevolent marine creature that is said to only live in large bodies of water. It is said to have the head and torso of a human female and the tail of a fish. It is common practice in certain parts of the country to appease the mami water by throwing severed goat heads into the water to satiate it’s blood thirst. When a mami water is not appeased, it is said to lure humans to the water and then takes them. This is why your parents never let you go near the water all those times you went to the beach as a child. Oya, call them now and thank them.

    5. Dog Eye Water

    Oya, wait. You’re probably saying, “Dogs are lovable creatures. They’re man’s best friend! Why are they on this list?” Let us tell you why.

    Have you ever wondered why dogs bark at night for seemingly no reason? Have you ever noticed your dog barking in a particular direction at nothing? Well, some people strongly believe that this is because dogs have the ability to see supernatural entities/spirits and when they suddenly go berserk at what looks to you to be nothing, they’re actually trying to alert you to the presence of a spirit that shouldn’t be there.

    Some people also believe that if you take a little of the liquid in the eyes of a dog and rub it in yours, you will also, though temporarily, have the ability to see spirits. Anyone that decides to try this should let us know how it works out.

    Yikes. If those stories were too scary for you, here’s a list of 15 myths we believed while growing up:

    15 Myths Every Nigerian Believed Growing Up
  • 8 Heart Wrenching Things All Nigerians Are Scared Of Right Now

    1. 1 Dollar = 1000 Naira

    Heart attack in one sentence.

    2. 70 Naira gala.

    How am i supposed to buy gala and coke now?

    3. V.I.O.

    Agents of frustration.

    4. Your mother calling your full name.

    You’ll be destabilised, even though you dunno why she’s calling you.

    5. Buying a meat pie that has nothing in it.

    Just chest pain for the rest of the day.

    6. Sending credit to a wrong number.

    Have to call MTN and start crying on the phone.

    7. Your parent dropping the cane and wanting to use their hands.

    That means they’re prepared to kill.

    8. When the ATM didn’t dispense but you still got debited.

    Enough to make a grown man cry.