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  • “I Fled Ukraine Four Days Before Russia Attacked”- Abroad Life

    The Nigerian experience is physical, emotional, and sometimes international. No one knows it better than our features on #TheAbroadLife, a series where we detail and explore Nigerian experiences while living abroad.


    Our subject on Abroad Life today is a 22-year old who made it out of Ukraine before his city was attacked. He talks about why he moved to Ukraine, how he knew trouble was coming, and his future plans now that he’s not going back. 

    When did you first decide to leave Nigeria?

    Early in life, I had the opportunity to travel and see many places. Because of my exposure, I knew other places were better than Nigeria, and that after secondary school, I would further my studies elsewhere. It even made extra sense because I wanted to study medicine, and I’d heard stories of medical students in Nigeria having it difficult. 

    I finished secondary school in 2017, did A-Levels in 2018, had a gap year where I researched on schools in different countries I could go to in 2019 and finally moved to Ukraine in 2020.

    Why Ukraine?

    My first option was Norway. I’d heard it was a peaceful, beautiful place with a high quality of life, but the school I applied to didn’t get back to me. My next option was Germany, but I heard I had to know German, and after trying German classes for three months,  I chalked Germany off the list. 

    Ukraine eventually happened because I wanted to study medicine. Ukraine is one of the top destinations in the world to study medicine, and because of this, foreigners who study medicine in Ukraine have an advantage when it comes to securing employment in other European countries. That’s why many people go to Ukraine to study medicine — so they can practice all over Europe. To add to all of this, the fees are cheaper than in many other countries.

    I used an agency, and the application and visa process took me about three months from when I decided to leave. I didn’t need any language tests because courses are taught in English.

    Expectations vs reality: Ukraine edition. 

    Because I’d travelled a lot growing up, I didn’t have any expectations other than that it was going to be a cold place with a sprinkle of Eastern European racism. I was right about the cold, but I never experienced racism — though that’s probably because I never learnt the language so I didn’t know what anyone was saying to me. What I didn’t expect was the number of Africans I saw there. I lived in Sumy, a city in north-eastern Ukraine, and omo, Africans were everywhere. 

    So settling was easy?

    Yep. I had people who I could relate to, who told me where to get Nigerian food and helped me feel at home. I didn’t stay in the school hostel for long because it wasn’t in great conditions — they used pit latrines, for example — but that didn’t mean I struggled to settle in school. One thing that helped with school was getting assigned to a study group immediately I resumed, and that’s the group I was meant to study with till I graduated. That was really important for me because it meant I could share whatever educational struggles I had with them.

    Sounds like you were having a great time.

    Okay time, yes. Great time, not so really. It wasn’t bad; it just wasn’t great. Ukraine has better electricity, roads and social amenities than Nigeria, but that’s it. It’s not like it’s a fun or extremely advanced place. I was just going through school and waiting to finish in three years until I had to leave in a hurry last month. 

    Russia?

    Yes. Before Russia attacked Ukraine, when it was all still media speculations, newer students like me who had never experienced the geopolitical conflict between Russia and Ukraine were terrified. We didn’t know whether to run or whether to stay, but the older students reassured us that everything was going to be okay. Apparently, tiny conflicts happen from time to time between Russia and Ukraine, but these conflicts never result in anything, so everybody was calm. But not me.

    Since I was a kid, I’ve enjoyed reading about history and politics. So I went online to read about Russia’s war history and saw that they invaded Georgia in 2008. Now, that wasn’t important to me until February 15, 2022, when it was speculated that there were cyber-attacks on Ukrainian banks and ministries by Russia. That night, I tried to transfer money to someone and it didn’t work, tried to withdraw and couldn’t, tried an ATM and it wasn’t dispensing. Russia denied it, but I was concerned.

    I remembered what I read about the Georgia invasion — it started with cyber-attacks.  Omo, immediately I did the maths in my head. I called my study group and told them everyone needed to find a way to leave. They didn’t take me seriously because the people that had been in Ukraine longer said nothing was going to happen. 

    Once I delivered my message, I went online and booked a flight to London for the next day. I have relatives there. 

    Another reason people didn’t consider leaving was my school. They don’t like it when people leave. When conversations about the war started in the media, they sent emails to the students that pretty much said if we left, there’d be terrible repercussions for missed classes. I still get emails from school telling us to do some school work. 

    The day I was travelling presented another warning sign — for some reason, the airport in my city wasn’t working. I had to take a five-hour bus to another city to use their airport. I expected to see the airport crowded with people trying to leave, but it was just like a normal day. 

    Four days after I got to London, the attacks started.

    Damn. 

    I didn’t even have the time to feel good for myself. Sumy is one of the cities that was attacked, so my friends were displaced immediately. None of them has been injured, but they’re afraid. They can’t even try to escape because there’s shooting on the streets, threats of airstrikes and the weather is cold. Where would they go? Thankfully, there are some bomb shelters. Every time I have the opportunity to speak with them, I hear fear and anger in their voices, and it breaks my heart. 

    On the first day of the attacks, my phone was blowing up because of the number of people reaching me to find out if I was okay. I was, but I couldn’t stop thinking about families with kids still stuck in Ukraine, and who can’t say, “Yes, my child is safe.”

    Do you think you’ll go back?

    I’m surely not returning to Ukraine. I can’t bring myself to return to a place where something like that has happened. It’ll be too traumatic. I packed everything important to me before I left, except my original WAEC result, but I’m sure when I get back to Nigeria, I’ll get an affidavit.

    My plan right now is to transfer to a school in the Caribbean. Studying medicine is cheap there too, and it’ll be easy to transition into America or Canada once I’m done. 


    Hey there! My name is Sheriff and I’m the writer of Abroad Life. If you’re a Nigerian and you live or have lived abroad, I would love to talk to you about what that experience feels like and feature you on Abroad Life. All you need to do is fill out this short form, and I’ll be in contact.

  • Stuck in Sumy: Nigerian Students Can’t Leave Ukraine under Russian Invasion

    Linda* left Nigeria for Ukraine in 2021 to pursue a medical degree at Sumy State University. Until February 24, 2022, when Russia invaded Ukraine, Sumy was a peaceful place for her and hundreds of other Nigerian students studying there.

    “The standard of living was comfortable. Everything was affordable and great for students,” she says.

    Sumy, a city in north-eastern Ukraine, was one of the first to be attacked after Russian president, Vladimir Putin, ordered an invasion that had been feared for weeks. A confrontation between the invading force and Ukrainian defenders on February 24 led to the burning down of a church. Some of the fighting took place near Sumy State University where a Ukrainian military brigade is stationed. Russian forces were at some point reported to have taken control of half the city, but Ukrainians took it back on February 25.

    Three days after the invasion started, Nigerians in Ukraine like Linda and her friend, Blessing*, are stuck in the middle of the chaos in Sumy.

    They’re currently staying in an apartment they rented in the city, unable to get on the road to escape to neighbouring countries like others have done. We spoke with Linda about her situation on February 25, a few minutes after she left a bomb shelter she was hiding in for safety.

    Stranded

    “Presently, our city is in danger. We’ve heard some bombing this night. People are running helter-skelter now and they’re very scared. Students are scared. There’s no way to escape or travel. We’ve received lots of messages from people telling us to go to Poland but the roads are not safe to travel. Russian soldiers are around and they’ve started fighting already. 

    “Students are scattered everywhere. There are four of us in my apartment. There are more students in the hostel and we even heard about gunshots and smoke around there this night. All of them are underground in the bomb shelters now. We messaged them, but won’t know what’s happening until later.”

    Blessing added:

    “The situation here does not look so good because there’s no way to get out of the city. Most people don’t even have what to eat. Everyone is stuck here.”

    “We eat once a day”

    The Russian invasion has disrupted socio-economic activities, including banks that are now shut down, and ATMs that no longer function for people that need to withdraw money needed for survival. Linda’s saving grace is that she was saving some money for a new phone. She wasn’t able to buy it last week, and the money is what she now depends on to survive.

    She explained:

    “We didn’t know this was going to happen. That’s the money I’m using to buy stuff to survive. I’m sure most students don’t have money on them. Shops are running out of food. They’ve closed down. You can’t even withdraw. Banks are closed. 

    “We can’t be eating anyhow. I eat once a day. I have to manage what I have. Other students, I don’t know if they have food but we’ve been trying our best to help others to share food. There’s nowhere to get money.”

    Travelling is dangerous

    Following an initial slow reaction to the crisis, the Nigerian government’s messaging is mostly now focused on telling Nigerians in Ukraine to run towards the borders.

    https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1497562605342367755?s=20&t=zPBUzRLba-2KN2RCIv-chA

    Poland has been one of the most preferred destinations for Nigerians in Ukraine that are trying to escape the war. The two countries share a 332-mile long border. Travelling from Sumy to Rava-Ruska, a recommended border crossing into Poland, takes at least 12 hours under normal conditions. 

    Travelling there right now means passing through areas that are already under Russian attacks. This journey could now take an entire day, and possibly more if people are forced to walk. There have also been reports that Africans are not being prioritised for entry into Poland and even turned back into Ukraine.

    Travelling is too unsafe for Linda to consider as an option:

    “We just made up our minds that we’re not going anywhere because we don’t want the war that didn’t kill us while staying indoors to kill us on the way to a safe place. You just have to be careful. The Russian troops have harmed civilians and burnt houses.

    “The Nigerian government should find a means to get us out of here. I saw the news that they told Russia to not touch their citizens. Please, does a bomb know the difference between citizens of whatever country?”

    Worried parents

    “We’re not trying to exaggerate. This is what we’re facing. We can’t just tell our parents because they’ll be so scared. My daddy messaged me that he heard the news and he had to get admitted. When he told me that, I stopped telling him things that are happening. I don’t want to hear anything bad from my parents. We’re praying to God to just stop everything.”

    A desperate appeal

    Not much of what the Nigerian government has said directly addresses people in Linda’s situation, especially other Nigerian students, like Blessing, that are with her. She wants that to change:

    “We’re begging the Nigerian government to take necessary action. They should not keep quiet about it. They should help us because we’re actually stranded and stuck here in Sumy. How can we get to Poland when the roads are not safe? We can’t even sleep. We’re so scared.

    “The Nigerian government should stop saying things they can’t do. They told us to form a group. We formed a Telegram group. We’ve been in many groups, no action. They told us to fill a form three weeks ago. We filled that form, but we don’t know where they put it. I’m so disappointed I’m from that country.”

    Stay put

    The most definite position of the Nigerian government on those trapped in Ukraine is to stay put for things to calm down. 

    For Nigerians in Ukraine like Linda and Blessing, they will have to do that under constant threats to their lives.

  • What’s Happening to Nigerians in Ukraine?

    Everyone already knows what’s happening — Russia has invaded Ukraine over its proposed alignment with the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO), and we’re all scared it’s going to blow up in our faces and cause World War III. More than 130 civilians and soldiers have been killed, and over 300 wounded.

    As scared as the rest of the world is, we can’t imagine how frightening it must be for people who live, study or work in Ukraine, especially the affected parts. More specifically, we’re worried about the  Nigerians there. 

    What’s happening to them? Are they among the casualties? How are they evacuating affected places? Who are the Nigerians helping other Nigerians?

    Friends trapped in Ukraine

    First, we spoke with Bela, a Nigerian in Nigeria. She lived in Ternopil, a city in Western Ukraine from 2015 to 2020 and still has friends there. Here’s what she had to say: 

    “It’s scary. All my friends are pretty shaken. We didn’t expect it to escalate this much. They’re all still pretty safe because the attacks have been in Eastern Ukraine, but who knows if it’ll get bigger? I’m hearing stories of other people trying to escape into Poland, but the border is pretty crowded now, both with cars and people trying to escape on their feet. There have even been talks of racism at the borders, but I hope it’s not true. It’s just a mess.”

    Fled to London before Russian invasion

    Then we spoke with a Nigerian who left Ukraine a few days ago because he suspected this would happen. 

    “I’ve been in university in Sumy for almost three years now. Because I read about history and politics a lot, I’ve been very alert in this period. On the 15th of February, there were cyberattacks on Ukraine from Russia. The department of defence, some national banks and some ministries were affected. I remember trying to transfer money to someone and it wasn’t working, then I tried to withdraw and I couldn’t. ATMs weren’t working. Immediately, I went online and booked my flight to London. I left the next day, and I’m staying with family. Russia invaded Georgia in 2008, and there were cyberattacks, so this felt too similar.

    “I have friends who are stuck in Sumy right now. It’s in North-Eastern Ukraine, so the attacks have reached there. There was a bomb blast last night, and many of them have had to evacuate to underground bomb shelters under hostels. In Sumy, there’s a Ukrainian military base, so the soldiers resisted the Russian forces by fighting back. It’s crazy what’s happening there.

    “Some of my other friends who aren’t in bomb shelters are in basements of other people’s apartments. 

    “Even when the war dies down, I’m not returning to Ukraine. I’ll continue elsewhere. The only thing I left behind is my WAEC result, but I’m sure I can live without it.”

    Bags packed and waiting

    One of the Nigerians stuck in Sumy is Shade*, a medical student. After reaching out to her and ensuring she was safe, she had some stuff to tell us. 

    “The place where the bomb blast happened is less than 30 minutes from my school. It’s absolutely terrifying. Many students are underground in bomb-proof bunkers, but it’s not our turn yet. Since the attacks started yesterday, I’ve been with people in an apartment, waiting out whatever is about to happen. I’ve packed a bag and all my documents are with me in case I need to move. If we sense danger, we’ll move to the basement of this apartment. I don’t want to risk going on the road right now to leave this city because it’s dangerous. What if something bad happens? It’s also really expensive. A reliable source told me it’s $300 to get to Poland by road. That’s much more expensive than it normally should be.

    “Because ATMs haven’t been working for a while, many people don’t have cash and it’s been hard to buy food at the few places that still sell, so we’re rationing the little we have, doing one meal a day.” 

    And when we asked about what the Nigerian government is doing for her:

    “In my fear, I’m able to find some anger at the Nigerian government’s reaction to this situation. The only thing that has happened is that we filled some form about a month ago, and we filled the same form yesterday. That’s all. We’ve heard on the news and online that the Nigerian government wants to come and evacuate the students on Monday, but it’s probably not going to happen. Do they want to come and pick us up one by one where we are? If they’re going to pick us up, at least they would have communicated with us to set a rendezvous point or something. We’ve heard nothing. 

    I have Ghanaian friends here. Their president has addressed them and they’re making solid plans to leave. I don’t feel well catered for by my country.

    “As much as I feel in danger though, I’m worried about my family. They’re terrified. My dad has had to receive drips and injections to calm down. Even when I’m trying to sleep, they’re non-stop calling me. I understand that I’m in a precarious situation, but somehow some people have taken this as an opportunity to spread grossly over sensationalised misinformation. The media in Nigeria needs to tackle this ASAP. Families are already going through too much emotional strain for someone to come and be lying to them.”

    Thousands of Nigerians stuck in Ukraine

    Outside Ukraine, Nigerians are reaching out to help other Nigerians who are crossing into Poland to help them settle.

    But we also saw this tweet about people not being let into the country. 

    For Nigerians in Poland, who need to contact the embassy, see below. 

    Right now, there are over 12,000 Nigerian students in Ukraine, along with Nigerians from other walks of life. As more information comes, we’ll update this post and do new posts on the situation with Nigerians in Ukraine.  


  • Is This World War III? Why Russia Is Invading Ukraine

    The day is February 24, 2022, but it’s easy to mistake it for September 1, 1939.

    Russia is invading Ukraine

    2022. [Image via Reuters]

    All the mentions of Russia we’ve been seeing all over the news since the beginning of the year can no longer be brushed aside.

    Russia officially invaded its neighbour Ukraine the same way Germany invaded Poland in 1939 to trigger World War II.

    Quick, what are the issues?

    Two things are important to note about the conflict:

    1. Ukraine wants to protect itself from being constantly bullied by Russia.

    2. Russia’s response:

    Russia does not want Ukraine to join NATO

    A short history lesson

    Ukraine and Russia used to belong to this giant republic called the Soviet Union.

    It was a coalition that included a dozen other socialist states.

    The Soviet Union, with Russia at its centre, was the largest nation in the world and very influential.

    The members centralised their power until the arrangement fell and everyone went their separate ways in 1991.

    It’s the story of the Tower of Babel.

    Catch me up to the present

    The short version of what’s going on is Russia is still daydreaming about its former lover, Ukraine.

    And the worst thing about a former lover you’re still not over is watching them move on with new lovers.

    What’s the long version?

    As part of their separation arrangement, Ukraine gave Russia hundreds of its nuclear warheads in exchange for protection…from Russia.

    The two signed a series of diplomatic agreements that covered economic and security issues.

    This didn’t matter much to Russia when it took over Crimea, a part of Ukraine, in 2014. The peninsula was illegally annexed to Russia after a disputed referendum that showed people there wanted out of Ukraine.

    The world basically stood by and let it happen because they didn’t want to upset this guy:

    Vladimir Putin's Russia is invading Ukraine

    His name is Vladimir Putin, but you can call him Aquaman [Image via Reuters]

    Is that why there’s a full scale war now?

    The power balance between Russia and Ukraine has been uneven since the fall of the Soviet Union.

    It looks like this:

    Russia is invading Ukraine

    Russia has remained a world power with nuclear capabilities making it extremely tricky to mess with them, while Ukraine has merely been…hanging on. This has made it easy for Russia to bully Ukraine whenever conflict happens between the countries.

    To address this imbalance, the current Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, revisited the idea of joining the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) in 2021.

    NATO is a military alliance of 30 countries, mostly in Europe, led by the United States of America who is also Russia’s biggest rival on the global stage. To Russia, it isn’t just a former lover moving on, this is a former lover moving on with the one person that’s also making your life difficult.

    The organisation’s whole arrangement is based on collective security against attacks by external parties.

    When NATO was created in 1949, the Soviet Union as one of its biggest adversaries. But since the union dissolved, former republics have joined up with NATO. Five of them currently share borders with Russia, and this has fueled fears that the country will eventually be surrounded and isolated.

    Vladimir Putin isn’t a great fan of Ukraine becoming another neighbour aligning with NATO as that poses a security concern for Russia. So, towards the end of 2021, he started moving troops along the borders shared by both countries to flex his muscles.

    As the number of Russian troops grew to over 150,000 over the past few weeks, Putin’s main demand was no NATO membership for Ukraine. Ever.

    Enemies within

    After Russia stole Crimea in 2014, two regions of Ukraine, Donetsk and Luhansk, also declared themselves independent republics.

    The referendums they used to proclaim themselves free from Ukraine were not recognised by the international community.

    They said:

    The rebellion in both regions sparked an armed conflict against the Ukrainian military and has claimed over 14,000 lives in the past eight years.

    After weeks of repeating that the Russian troops’ movement has nothing to do with an invasion of Ukraine, Putin officially recognised the independence of Donetsk and Luhansk on February 21, 2022.

    He ordered Russian troops into both regions to “maintain peace”, a move that brought them on a collision course with the Ukrainian military.

    This was Putin’s pretext to finally invade Ukraine.

    What is the world doing?

    We have to mention that Ukraine’s current president is a former comedian, so it’s no surprise we woke up to this on February 24:

    The meme was posted at a time when Russian troops stepped into Ukrainian territories and started an invasion that had been feared for weeks.

    Explosions have been reported in many parts of Ukraine including Kyiv, its capital.

    Ukraine also claims to have shot down five Russian jets.

    At least six people have been reported killed in Ukraine, and a state of emergency has been declared.

    The situation is so bad now that Zelensky has offered to give weapons to civilians who are willing to defend Ukraine against the invading Russian force.

    As it stands, the reaction of world governments has pretty much looked like this:

    I am a Nigerian in Ukraine, what should I do?

    The Nigerian Embassy in Kyiv has advised Nigerians stuck in Ukraine to…remain calm

    The embassy said anyone disturbed by the situation should relocate by private arrangements, and ensure all their documents are in order. 

    The embassy remains open for consular services.

    The House of Representatives also resolved on February 24 to commence the evacuation of Nigerians from Ukraine.

    There are no details yet on how that will be done, but operations have been scheduled to start on February 28.

  • The 26-year Old Gambian Student With European Dreams

    If you’ve been reading #NairaLife long enough, then you probably know I’m currently on the #JollofRoad, our West Africa road trip. Along the way, I’ve found all kinds of people. And what good is it if I don’t run into people and ask them about their finances?

    The guy in this #NairaLife #DalasiLife is 26. He lives in Gambia, one of West Africa’s top tourist destinations. He also happened to be our host in Gambia – he rented out his apartment to us for the weekend.


    First thing you did for money? 

    It was nine years ago when I was like 17. I sold my bicycle for 1,500 dalasis. 

    Must have been a big deal for you. 

    Ah yes. My father told me then, “What are you doing with 1,500 dalasi? I pay your school fees, I do everything for you, I give you lunch money, what do you need money for?”

    Before we get back to your bicycle, what’s your favourite thing about the Gambia?

    Everyone is chilled out. No trouble.

    Okay, back to your bicycle. What did you need money for? 

    Nothing at the time, I just wanted to have my own money.

    Interesting. Did you make any more money at the time? 

    That time, my lunch money was about 25 dalasis, but I saved most of it. I’d spend 5 and save 20. 

    What can 25 dalasis buy you? 

    Back then, two bottles of water, but today, only one bottle. A coke was 8 dalasi, now it’s 18 dalasis. 

    When my mum noticed how much I was saving, she said, “Hmmm, this boy wants to do something.” When I’d saved enough, I opened a small shop opposite the house. I started frying omelettes and making coffee, and it was going good. From the shop, I was saving between 2000 and 3000 dalasis every week, depending on how much the business was moving. 

    But, when I entered Grade 12 and was about to start preparing for my certificate exams, I gave the shop to my mum.

    To run for you? 

    Yes, but she took the shop and ate all my money, hahaha. When I was running the shop, I could save up to 6,000 dalasis. I wrote my WAEC certificate exam in 2014, grade 12. I was about 20. 

    That was also the year I travelled – the end of that year. 

    Ah, interesting. So after your exams – which I believe you wrote in the middle of the year – what were you doing till you travelled? 

    I got a job working at a hotel as a masseur. My aunt was a masseuse, so when I finished school, she told me to come work for her at the hotel and trained me.

    How much did people pay for massages back then? 

    It depends, back massages could go for 500 dalasis. Full body massages: 1500. Reflexology could be 600 to 700 dalasis. I have no idea what they’re paying now, but I’m sure it has increased. My pay was by commission. So every three weeks, she’d give me 25%. My best pay was about 20,000 dalasis. 

    That’s a lot of massages. 

    Sometimes, I used to give up to three or four massages in a day. A full body massage takes one hour, fifteen minutes. Reflexology takes 45 minutes. Head massage takes 30 minutes. The best thing about that job was that I got to meet a lot of people from all kinds of countries. 

    Was that where the hunger to travel came from? 

    Nah. I have family in Europe. My grandma is in the US. My mum, brothers, and everyone has travelled. My brother that I live with for example – cousin actually – he’s Norwegian. He wasn’t born there, but he lived there as a kid. 

    Interesting. 

    But now, he’s back in the Gambia earning good money here. He’s into transportation, and he has a lot of big trucks. He even has a small boat at the beach now to carry people. I have plans to build my own things here. 

    We’ll get to that. So, you travelled at the end of 2014?

    Yeah, I went to Russia. I was taking part-time jobs in Russia while schooling, most of it was working as a security guard. You know, I’m big. But I wasn’t paying my school fees. My grandma paid for that. Russian universities are cheaper than American universities. My grandma was paying about $2500. I’m studying computer engineering. 

    I’m currently in my final year. 

    Nice nice. How long have you been back for? 

    Beginning of the year – February. I took a few months out of school. Also, I missed my family. From February till May, I was just enjoying, going to the beach, hanging out with some of my friends here. 

    But in May, I had to stop. 

    Hahaha, your flexing money finished. 

    Haha, you knowww. 

    How much did you bring back?

    A lot. 

    Tell me.

    A lot. 

    Okay, how much did you spend? 

    A lot. 

    Hahaha, Okay. 

    I started thinking of how to finish my own projects – house building projects. I live in my aunty’s house, the one she built. Whenever she comes to the Gambia, she just goes straight to her compound. She has her own business, drives her own car, has a heavy bank account. 

    A lot of people abroad are building houses back home. That’s where I saw my opportunity. Sometimes, my friends in Europe will tell me to help them inspect their building projects. I help them inspect, but for a fee. No time. 

    I feel you. 

    Meanwhile, I have time. But I tell them I have no time, hahaha. I get up to 1,000 dalasis from them on some days. One of my friends is coming soon, and he bought his land for 1.5 million dalasis. He’s building something really massive. 

    Land is expensive here? 

    Yes, because of the tourists. 

    I bought a piece of land too. I sent the money to my friend here when I was in Russia. I even started building. But right now, I’ve paused, because I have to go back to get more money. I have just enough money for my flight ticket now. 

    I totally get that. I’m curious. How much is enough for you to live a very very good life in the Gambia per month? 

    Probably 100,000 dalasis. Food is cheap here. If you like partying, just go out with 200 dalasis, and you’re good. Rent a small two-bedroom here for like 4500 to 5000 dalasis per month. 

    You pay rent here per month? 

    Yeah. Most people pay per month, but some people pay per year. 

    In Nigeria, it’s the other way round. 

    Only per year? Per year is a lot of money. Many people don’t have that much here. 

    Many people don’t have that much in Nigeria too. 

    Crazy. The only thing some landlords ask for here is a six-month advance when you first move in.

    How much do you think you’d be earning after school in the Gambia?

    For computer engineers, it’s a lot of money. I really don’t know how much, but once they work for three months, you start seeing them building houses and buying cars. Where is the money coming from? 

    Hahaha, what are the next few years looking like for you? 

    Well, I know that being in the Gambia is not going to be easy for me. So I need to work hard and make good money in Russia. There, as long as you have all your documents, you can get work easily. I already speak Russian – you have to study the language for one year when you get there. I make good money working part-time as a student. Imagine how much better it will be when I work full time with a degree. 

    So, I’ll work, finish my building project. Maybe get married, and come to the Gambia for holidays. 

    When I’m away, I can even rent it to tourists. 

    The Gambia seems to be getting a lot of tourists every year. 

    Yes. Many of them are from Scandinavian countries. The tourism started in Bakau, that crocodile place. That’s why in many places here, apartments are rented out to tourists on a short-let. Lots of them even marry Gambians. 

    A quick segue, but do you have any recent financial regrets? 

    Ah yes. I sent my uncle money from Russia to invest in a small business here, about $2000 in total. He said he had some business he felt I should invest in. But now, my money is gone, no business too.

    Now, I just need him to pay me my money, because I worked hard for it. I really want to go and scatter his house – he’s not even around. He travelled. 

    So, imagine him lying to me over the phone, and me thinking sending money back home was going to help my family and even my country. 

    My mum said, “Oh leave him, he’s your uncle.”

    Nonsense. I want my money. If I’m trying to build my future and you’re stealing from it, you’re not a good person. 

    Let’s talk about financial happiness, on a scale of 1-10. 

    I don’t know about here in the Gambia, because when I’m here, I worry too much about money. My life is easier when I’m in Russia. So, here, my happiness is lower. But sometimes, I realise how lucky I am. 

    By early 2020, I’ll return to school, and I can get back to planning for my future, so I can get money, live better, develop my country.


  • The world cup officially kicks off today! And yes, we are all excited.

    Okay, maybe not all of us

    So, I have predicted some things that have a 99.9% chance of happening almost throughout the season. Are you with me?

    You can personally come for me if I’m wrong.

    The first and most obvious thing is that your boyfriend will pay less attention to you. We’re sorry, it’s just in the football constitution.

    Baby can’t you hear me? I am talking to you. Baby? Boo? Babe?

    If you’re a twitter addict who doesn’t like football, on behalf of the entire twitter community, I apologise in advance.

    *opens twitter* “Ronaldo will finish Neymar any day”, “all of you are mad, Messi will kill all of you” *closes twitter*

    If you’re invited for Netflix and chill, abort mission! I repeat, abort!

    See, Netflix and chill will become World Cup and chill. You can risk it if you want.

    You finally reach out to google for help. Because if you know about the World Cup, he can’t ignore you anymore.

    “Dear google, who is going to win the World Cup?”

    Meanwhile, your man is suddenly realising it’s been 4 whole years since the last World Cup.

    Wawu how did I survive without you baby? how?

    But somehow he is already making noise about the next World Cup that is 1000 years away ?

    Uncle at least watch this one first

    Let’s not forget the main point of this season. People losing money to bets.

    Yes I know, I’m a fool! ha who sent me work ooo

    And the ones who will enjoy the money the guys above lost

    Don’t mess with me, do you know who I am?  Call me the bet king!

    When the World Cup is finally over and somehow they remember you exist.

    “Oh you can talk to me? I think you’re mad “
  • The World Cup starts tomorrow and while we are praying and hoping it’s not only fine aso-ebi we have to offer, we’ve come up with the perfect playlist to get you ready.

    Road 2 Russia (Dem go hear am) – Olamide & Phyno

    Our official 2018 world cup song

    Ballerz – Wande Coal

    We are stepping into Russia like

    Issa Goal – Naira Marley (feat. Olamide & Lil Kesh)

    For everytime we score a goal.

    Power of Naija – 2Face (feat. Cobhams & Omawunmi)

    Even though we are playing Portugal we still have hope

    Super Eagles Carry Go – Austin Milado

    We are readyyy!!!

    Osinachi – Humblesmith (feat. Davido)

    After we collect the cup from Germany.

    Super Eagles- Solidstar

    Croatia go clear road!

    Nigeria Go Survive – Veno Marioghae

    Even though we are playing Argentina, fear not.

    Penalty – Small Doctor

    We have a small prayer for Iceland – won ti gba penalty lo throwing

    Ole ole ole – The Fans

    For when we carry the cup

    Wavin Flag – K’Naan

    You can’t leave this classic off your World Cup playlist

    Oh Africa – Akon

    A win for Nigeria is a win for Africa.

    Waka waka – Shakira

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdojnHySFGk
    Did we leave any songs off the list?