When you’re done taking a journey to your childhood, don’t forget to buy your Burning Ram tickets and take a journey to the meat festival of a lifetime.
It’s time to get your Burning Ram tickets.
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You have two minutes to prove if your primary school education was in vain or not. Take the quiz:
Questions
This is a question
That thing you do when you take a brief look at something
Another word for flashy
To grow vigorously
An identical version of you
Clouded with steam
To support someone
To break into pieces
They say Zikoko writers use…
Last borns do this a lot
To deprive of food
To want it badly
Twitter users do this a lot
To cause pain or injury
It is long and hard
The website you’re on right now
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1. Singing the last line as “sandalili sandalili”
Sandalili was sweeter to sing, abeg.
2. Your face, when you learnt “Jangilova epo motor” was actually “Jingle over like a motor”.
It’s still Jangilova epo motor to me sha. Fight me.
3. This song I still don’t understand:
Who the hell was Mr. Macaroni?
4. This song that made absolutely no sense:
No seriously, how do you kiss a snake by mistake?
5. The jara we added to this old matching song:
What does Baba Ibadan even mean?
6. Just learning as you read this that “Osingo singo praise The Lord” is actually “Oh sing my soul and praise The Lord”.
Don’t say we never taught you anything.
7. The song about this olodo:
Johnbull was clearly a waste of school fees sha.
8. You, singing it as Arise O COMPASSION for the better part of your childhood.
What is a “Compatriots” biko?
9. Ajebutter kids looking at you whenever you sang “Leke Leke give me white finger”:
Did it ever work for anybody?
10. The sweetest victory song to ever exist:
’96 Summer Olympics turn up.
11. Looking up at an aeroplane and singing “Aeroplane odabo ba mi k’iya mi eleko…”
Don’t judge.
12. Putting paper on someone’s head and singing:
13. Whenever this happened:
Hay God!