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  • 1. This dress, made by Nigerian haute couture fashion designer, Deola Sagoe, has cause plenty kasala on Nigerian Twitter.

    2. The dress, which was worn by Fatima Kyari, the daughter of Sen. Abubakar Kyari, apparently costs anything from N500,000 to N1.5million.

    3. And naturally, the price has gotten everyone doing like this:

    And the Twitter reactions are even more hilarious!

    4. This one just took the whole thing p:

    5. Sleep simply eluded this one:

    https://twitter.com/SacredMutant/status/864377205656256512

    6. Ah! Jesus’ tears?

    https://twitter.com/Bambi_riiper/status/864219507312795649

    7. Oshey, wash and dry cloth:

    https://twitter.com/TJthe1st/status/864248120737136640

    8. Even Mother Mary?

    9. You go fear chameleon iro and buba:

    10. Yes, the armor of God will protect you:

    11. Ah! Prophet Elijah?

    12. The cloth go come with groom too?

    13. Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder o! Our Lord Jesus is a ladder!

    14. Bride ke?

    https://twitter.com/Olaw9/status/864366552530919433

    15. You peepu!

    https://twitter.com/Ilmoald/status/864596247855992832

    16. Oshey, laundromat.

    17. This one dey find whistle:

    18. Oshey! Bulletproof iro and buba.

    19. Revirgin waaaat?!!!

    https://twitter.com/iam_mainatkhan/status/864476124436418560

    20. Not only powers and principalities, what of wickedness in high places?

    https://twitter.com/emmaoni7/status/864472609857163264

    21. And of course Odunlade had to make an appearance:

  • So it’s called the RompHim, and it’s really just basically a male romper.

    You know, those playsuits women wear that are incredibly difficult to get out of?
    Yes. A Romper. Romp-Her. Romp-Him. See what they did there? SMH Silly people.

    So the whole RompHim thing started when a couple of guys decided that there weren’t enough male clothes…

    …that allowed guys to be more stylish and fun without also sacrificing comfort, fit and versatility”Team ACED
    They decided to “fix” the problem. And VOILA!

    Introducing the revolutionary summer outfit for men…the RompHim!

    The Team set up a kickstarter campaign to help raise funds to start production and so far have received $127,267 pledges for a $10,000 goal, with 1,131 backers!
    Ikr!

    So apparently A LOT of people dig the stuff and are really intent on seeing it become a major fashion statement.

    Who knew?

    Well, since the campaign went live two days ago, the Internet has been having a field day, and we’re so here for it!

    https://twitter.com/_FatBoySlim/status/864542151685939201

    Guys are making jokes on themselves:

    https://twitter.com/AntiAtiba/status/864539857510686722
    https://twitter.com/saucexgod/status/864591359516188672

    And girls have hopped in on the bants too:

    And even though we’re still undecided about it, these guys sure know how they feel about the RompHim:

    https://twitter.com/DJwoske/status/864682101261701122

    This guy can’t wait to do “and co” with bae:

    And even Ebuka can’t wait to get his own RompHim:

    Meanwhile, this will be every Nigerian parent ever!

    https://twitter.com/ktgonkt/status/864532827504869377

    And for all those guys that’ll think they look cool in it but won’t:

    https://twitter.com/Shawnife_/status/864764518592917504

    Some ladies are already imagining bae inside it:

    https://twitter.com/DitzyPolkaDot/status/864577327619084288

    Others, not so much:

    But by far the most hilarious are the reactions highlighting the switch in gender lifestyles:

    https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/864532998624083972

    The tables are turning and women are laying on the bants!

    https://twitter.com/i_eFFiN_RoCK/status/864537191296495616

    And they are hilarious!

    And so apt!

    Although everyone agrees the trend isn’t new:

    https://twitter.com/CLloydHowell/status/864589873407287296

    So we can’t wait to see if it’ll actually stick!

  • Wizkid, Nigeria’s Starboy, is making Nigerians do like this:

    After he said in an interview that he sometimes does free shows in Nigeria.

    Don’t believe? Just look at:

    He also says he sometimes charges a dollar (400 naira) for his shows.

    And of course Nigerians are very surprised:

    So now, they are looking for the free show that Wizkid said he does:

    But maybe he does the free shows but not all of us hears about it.

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/861344855464783872

    Nigerians are really not buying Wizkid’s free show story.

    This one is not sure Wizkid is talking about the same Nigeria.

    https://twitter.com/princess_havoc/status/861330080072597504

    Apparently, he actually did have one show that was free.

    But Nigerians still did not like his use of language.

    But why is it so hard to please Nigerians?

  • All The Hilarious Reactions To Buhari’s New “Working From Home” Status

    Once again, our very own President Buhari is making the headlines.

    Don’t worry, he hasn’t traveled to obodo again.

    He only moved his work from his office to his house.

    Yup.

    Appaz, he’s liking the way all this people are staying at home and getting stuff done and he’s not about all that nine to five struggle life.

    Okay, no…not exactly.

    According to his presidential mouthpiece, Min. Lai Mohammed, the president had missed yesterday’s Federal Executive Council Meeting for the second time this month, because he felt slightly under the weather and decided to work from home for the rest of the day.

    But Nigerians are not buying it.

    And in true Nigerian fashion, they are letting their anger and skepticism show. See some of the reactions below:

    1. There appears to be some confusion on the president’s actual working space.

    2. Wait…wait…wait…who brought in the other room now?

    3. But is it not good that our president is embracing all the opportunities of the Internet?

    4. But Oga Lai is not holding him na?

    5. Ah, it’s like the Oba of Lagos has become the new curve meme of April 2017.

    6. But what if the president is looking for a career change?

    https://twitter.com/MrOkeke_/status/857246596504924160

    7. You know, no matter how comfortable, office can never be like house na.

    https://twitter.com/OsasCruz/status/857247627838205952

    8. Er…erm…good luck with that.

    9. Er…we were never really sure about Reno’s nuggets anyways, so we shall handle this advice with care.

    10. But why did y’all have to go and drag Mugabe into it?

    https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/857236849907179521

    11. From blogger to marketer; if this president thing doesn’t work out, Daddy Bubu appears to have many other career options.

    12. But…but…that was before before now…

    https://twitter.com/torbah_ben/status/857567321069690880

    13. Because Daddy Bubu said he’s now working from home they’ve already gone to give him homework.

    14. But he already told you he belongs to nobody…

    15. But what is wrong with being part of the #WorkingFromHomeGang?

    16. And now, Daddy Bubu has become Daddy Emperor!

    17. Meanwhile, this one wants to receive lectures from home.

    https://twitter.com/lorrettallwell/status/857707904656445440

    18. Strong predictions for Daddy Bubu’s proposed blogging career:

    19. It however appears that the #WorkingFromHomeGang has got Daddy Bubu’s back.

  • Nigerians Hilariously React To Reverend Adeboye’s Marriage Advice
    Yesterday we gave you the gist on Pastor Adeboye’s advice to young men on their choice of wives, and trust Nigerians to have a  serious debate on the topic.

    Nigerian Twitter was on fire with reactions, and we compiled the funniest tweets for you, you’re welcome!

    Since some ladies disagreed with Daddy G.O, someone predicted what their relationship status would be in two years:

    https://twitter.com/Prosquid/status/760489470735122432

    Some guys want to start using this advice as an excuse to break up with their girlfriends.

    This person that wanted to know the real ingredient in successful marriages. Wait, what is ‘Hawt Secks’ sef?

    Feminist Twitter took several hits in the holy battle.

    Seriously,what does Feminism have to do with cooking though?

    Some believe broke men shouldn’t even chook mouth in the matter.

    https://twitter.com/Fayo_funmi/status/760580610737995776

    Someone said its Daddy G.O’s coat that was causing trouble.

    How some couples be after watching Reverend Adeboye’s video.

    This is spicy wahala!

    Some actually believe cooking will help keep their men.

    https://twitter.com/Teniwadess/status/760739518324568064

    But we know these men can be slippery.

    And according to Daddy G.O, prayer is kuku the real key.

    https://twitter.com/TobiWilliams/status/760493365909721089

    Please how did Edible Catering enter this Holy Talk?

    But is cooking really the most important ingredient in a marriage?

    When your cooking skills can’t help you in real life.

  • 13 Things That Are Real For People That Are Single
    Being single sometimes can be a blessing. Other times it can be tasking and we’re sure every single person has found themselves in one of these situations!

    1. When you get asked “why are you single”?

    Oh God not this question again!

    2. And everybody is trying to hook you up with someone.

    Did I ask you? Can I be left alone?

    3. When your friends in relationships bring their problems to you.

    So what is it again this time?

    4. So you have to dish out advice to them.

    See I may be single but this is the best advice you can get.

    5. When a couple invites you to hang out and say there will be other people.

    Let us see how this goes.

    6. But you meet only couples there.

    They said it will be fun. Can I go home please.

    7. Finally finding someone you like.

    Yes! Its about to go down

    8. But they live on a whole different continent.

    Why does this always happen to me? Why me?

    9. Having a huge crush on a person.

    We are about to get married and start our family.

    10. But you find out they are in a two year old relationship.

    This can’t be life.

    11. So you decide to enjoy your single life.

    I really cannot stress myself.

    12. And you tell your parents you don’t care about marriage.

    Are you being manipulated?

    13. So you have to start the hunting process all over again hoping for the best.

    This better work out for good!
  • The Case Of Twitter Nigeria Vs Zee World And Telemundo

    Foreign TV drama channels are hot these days and the viewers can’t seem to get enough.

    From Telemundo to Zee World and K-Drama.

    Some people feel otherwise and can’t stand the channels at all.

    Someone got bold and requested the removal of the Telemundo and Zee World channels from his DSTV bouquet via their Twitter account.

    And when he explained why he really wanted the removal…

    They had this to say..

    There were reactions from Nigerian twitter..

    https://twitter.com/Josh__IK/status/685088016814223361

    Some begged to disagree.

    The Zee World lovers weren’t having any of it.

    Some clamoured for sports-inclined bouquet.

    People who really hate Zee World joined in the conversation.

    What do you think?

    [zkk_poll post=15460 poll=content_block_standard_format_12]
  • TB Joshua is no doubt, one of the most popular and controversial religious clerics in Nigeria.

    The cleric is not just popular for his charitable deeds but also for his prophecies which, mysteriously, are only heard of AFTER the event. Many celebrities and African leaders count on him for spiritual guidance.

    How would he have reacted if he had witnessed The Headies saga between Olamide and Don Jazzy?

    When Olamide came to rant on stage.

    Thank you Lord for an already lit 2016.

    After Olamide threw his mic on the stage.

    Indeed, where has your chill gone , brethren?

    When Don Jazzy fired back at Olamide and asked him to come and collect the car.

    LMAO! I never experred it.

    Watching Di’ja’s little dance after Don Jazzy’s epic clap back…

    No seriously, what was actually doing her please?

    After reading Olamide’s twitter diss…

    Sir, you’re a very bad boy sir.

    When Olamide tweeted “leave trash for LAWMA”…

    Hay! Baddo Sneh!!!!

    And called Don Jazzy out for ruining Dbanj’s career…

    HAAAAAY GOD! D’banj sorry oh!

    When Twitter people came in droves for Di’ja…

    From all the angles of Nigerian twitter… and from the airspace.

    After the fighting duo reconciled and posted a cute picture on Instagram…

    Awww! Now I’m going to cry. Such good boys
  • 13 Things Most Nigerians Experience At Every Stage In Life

    Being born into a Nigerian (in fact, any African) home is different from being born in another home. Just look at how every stage of your life is peculiar.

    1. When you are glad you can finally walk and stand on your own.

    But they are really happy you can now start doing the dishes.

    2. When you hear “Go and wear your slippers so we can go out”.

    What a betrayal.

    3. When you are hungry and get offered food in public.

    And your mum answers “Thanks we just ate before we left home”.

    4. When your mum catches you collecting sweets from strangers.

    Can the floor just swallow me now?

    5. Getting all A’s and one B and you hear “Your mates that had all A’s”.

    Why so unappreciative?

    6. Getting your clothes two sizes bigger with “You will grow into it”.

    Oh great! Just what I needed!

    7. When you ask your parents for money, but they are always broke.

    Yes I can see that!

    8. When its finally the holidays and you get “Are you reading ahead?”

    And you reply with “We are on holidays”.

    9. And you hear “That is why you never get all A’s”.

    Somebody cannot even play with you small.

    10. The dreaded 4 hour speech when you are leaving for university.

    Oh Jesus can you come back right now.

    11. When you tell your parents you want to quit school to make music.

    Are you being manipulated?

    12. When you hear “When will you start working” two days after graduation.

    Is that how it is done sir?

    13. And then you start getting the “When will you marry?”

    Please I’m still a baby boy. Of course, when it’s your own turn, you make sure your children go through the same thing. How else will they be alright?!