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Quilox | Zikoko!
  • #BumpThis: Cobhams’ “We Plenti” & Zlatan’s “Quilox”

    There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a Friday series that features new songs, by and featuring Nigerians, that you absolutely need to hear.


    Cobhams Asuquo — “We Plenti” ft. Simi

    While Cobhams’ songs rarely get any real mainstream love — he actually releases a lot more music than people realise — they are consistently impressive. That’s the case with his new Simi-assisted single, “We Plenti”.

    On the thoughtful track, both stars sing about being patient and waiting for your time to come. Cobhams rarely collaborates with other artists, but we’re glad he did because Simi helps elevate the already solid effort.

    Zlatan — “Quilox”

    Nigerian artists rarely drop party-starters at the beginning of the year, but it seems Zlatan didn’t get the memo, as he’s now kicked things off with his infectious new single, “Quilox”.

    On the track, which has the same manic energy as Zlatan’s biggest hits, the rapper advises listeners to hustle so they won’t suffer. While not exactly groundbreaking, it’s a solid first single from the hitmaking star.

  • 1. When you’re trying to enter a club but your baby face is blocking your joy

    Is it now a crime to look like a baby girl?

    2. When you now have to bribe the bouncers to let you in

    Just take it and let me enter, abeg.

    3. You, when you see hot babes walking in without wahala

    What an insult! What a betray!

    4. When you now finally enter, you’re like

    One-in-town babe.

    5. When annoying people won’t let you dance in peace and keep bringing their sweaty bodies to your side

    Please, just gerrarahia.

    6. You, when you thought the music couldn’t be louder but the DJ proves you wrong

    Shebi you want to spoil my ear drums? Carry on.

    7. When you ask for a drink and they call one ridiculous price

    There’s water at home sha.

    What’s clubbing in Nigeria really like?

  • 14 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Gone Clubbing At Quilox

    1. When that friend that never drops money comes on Friday to ask if there is turn up.

    See this one.

    2. When you get to Quilox and the bouncer says the place is full because celebs are around.

    Hay God!

    3. Your face, when a bouncer slaps one of your guys.

    Someone cannot play with you again?

    4. You, showing your guys the best part of the fence to jump in from.

    We must do this turn up.

    5. When they finally let you and your squad enter.

    Yes Lord!

    6. When you hear how much they are selling Rosé but you still act like you’re considering it.

    Just wait first.

    7. When you see the babe you came with rocking Iyanya upstairs in VIP.

    Is this my life?

    8. You and your guys, scanning the area for all the fine babes.

    Let’s plan this thing.

    9. You, when some idiots start breaking bottle and fighting.

    Na wa! Just like that?

    10. When your squad is managing 2 bottles of Henny and you see some Yahoo boys popping basins of Moët.

    Allow us be great, abeg.

    11. When you see your bill after ordering just 3 plates of snail.

    Are you mad?

    12. You, trying to price Olosho.

    How much last?

    13. When you and your guys see the person that sold you fake Henny.

    See the bastard.

    14. When you get home and finally see what Quilox did to your account balance.

    Hay God!