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Ladies and gentlemen, the internet has done it again.

Yes! We did it! We cracked the code.
Remember Drake’s big scandal? The one that made us all aware of the fact that he has a son.

That one Pusha T made very public. Do you remember now?
It must have been a difficult time for Drake because till date, he hasn’t replied Pusha T, or made any interviews about the issue.

Our poor lil Drizzy…
Anyway, his album ‘Scorpion’ topped charts in the U.K and U.S just 2 days after its release. His fans stayed loyal through it all.

Jokes on Pusha T, Drake is still the GOAT.
Obviously, Drake didn’t deny having a son. His explanation was rather straight forward.

“I wasn’t hiding my son from the world. I was hiding the world from my son.”
Drake’s fans understood every bit of it. The world is trash anyway, you were right to do that.

Oh, poor sweet Drake. We still love you.
But that isn’t the mad part. Drake named his son Adonis Mahbed Graham.

We don’t know what that means in this part of the world. We just know that’s his name.
Let’s go back in time a bit. Remember that line from “God’s Plan” we were all singing?

“I only love my bed and my momma, I’m sorry.”
Well we have been fooled. The internet just made the wild discovery that Drake might have said “I only love Mahbed and my momma, I’m sorry.”

Okay, shoot me!
I just knew it! I knew I didn’t love my bed that much! My bed is somehow hard.

But everyone was singing it. And I thought I loved my bed that much.
Everyone on Twitter has agreed that if this was what Drake actually meant, this might be his smoothest line ever.

And with that, I have nothing left to say.

Eniola

July 3, 2018

General, Gist

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If you don’t know about the Drake & Pusha T beef, I’m going to assume you haven’t been on the internet, because OMG!!!!

Anywayyyy, Let me fill you in
It started like play when we heard a diss track from Pusha T’s album, saying Drake uses ghostwriters.. which means he doesn’t write his rap?

“The nerve, the audacity.”
Drake clapped back, calling out Pusha’s boss Kanye West, for having ghost writers including himself and also talking about Pusha T’s fiancée

“How did Kanye’s name enter this matter now?”
What happens next? Pusha T says drake has been hiding a child with a pornstar. We don’t know how true this is butttt…

…we know Drake didn’t see that coming
We predicted some things that have probably happened since this information broke out.. For example,

Drake has probably had to see a therapist..
Or he’s currently having an emotional meltdown

no no no no no no no no no noooooo
And if the press comes near him,

they might regret it.
And while Drake is currently trying to figure out how to explain the situation to his fans,

“you have to believe me guys, you have to”
His ‘ghostwriters’ begin to realise they’d have to work overtime tonight

‘cos they’re getting fired if they don’t go hard on Drake’s response
In the midst of all of this, We know that Drake’s child is definitely walking into school today like..

Haayy OVO BABY.
We’re all waiting eagerly for Drake’s reply and if we don’t get one,

then our predictions are probably valid!

Eniola

May 30, 2018

Gist

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Ladies and gentlemen, the internet has done it again.

Remember Drake’s big scandal? The one that made us all aware of the fact that he has a son.

It must have been a difficult time for Drake because till date, he hasn’t replied Pusha T, or made any interviews about the issue.

Anyway, his album ‘Scorpion’ topped charts in the U.K and U.S just 2 days after its release. His fans stayed loyal through it all.

Obviously, Drake didn’t deny having a son. His explanation was rather straight forward.

Drake’s fans understood every bit of it. The world is trash anyway, you were right to do that.

But that isn’t the mad part. Drake named his son Adonis Mahbed Graham.

Let’s go back in time a bit. Remember that line from “God’s Plan” we were all singing?

Well we have been fooled. The internet just made the wild discovery that Drake might have said “I only love Mahbed and my momma, I’m sorry.”

I just knew it! I knew I didn’t love my bed that much! My bed is somehow hard.

Everyone on Twitter has agreed that if this was what Drake actually meant, this might be his smoothest line ever.

If you don’t know about the Drake & Pusha T beef, I’m going to assume you haven’t been on the internet, because OMG!!!!

It started like play when we heard a diss track from Pusha T’s album, saying Drake uses ghostwriters.. which means he doesn’t write his rap?

Drake clapped back, calling out Pusha’s boss Kanye West, for having ghost writers including himself and also talking about Pusha T’s fiancée

What happens next? Pusha T says drake has been hiding a child with a pornstar. We don’t know how true this is butttt…

We predicted some things that have probably happened since this information broke out.. For example,

Or he’s currently having an emotional meltdown

And if the press comes near him,

And while Drake is currently trying to figure out how to explain the situation to his fans,

His ‘ghostwriters’ begin to realise they’d have to work overtime tonight

In the midst of all of this, We know that Drake’s child is definitely walking into school today like..

We’re all waiting eagerly for Drake’s reply and if we don’t get one,