Punishments | Zikoko!

Choose the punishments you did as a child:

Pick pin

Frog jump

Fly aeroplane

Ride okada

Suck your thumb

Carry a stone

Kneeling and facing the wall

Stand on a chair and raise one leg

Blackboard/notebook writing

You got #{score}/#{total}
You’ll be a very strict, no-nonsense parent, but you’ll always make sure your children know how much you love them.
You got #{score}/#{total}
You’ll be too busy trying to survive Nigeria and provide for your children to actively participate in their life. It doesn’t mean you’ll be an absent parent, it just means you won’t be there all the time.
You got #{score}/#{total}
You’ll be a chill parent. Your children will be free to do whatever they want as long as no one stresses you out.
You got #{score}/#{total}
You believe that children are human beings and not goats. Your plan is to practice gentle parenting with your children until they become sensible members of society.

Chioma Munachi

June 4, 2024

Quizzes

Parents, Punishments
If you served at least seven of these punishments as a child, you were either stubborn or your teachers didn’t like you.

Tick all the punishments you served:

Pick pin

Frog jump

Rike okada

Suck your thumb

Kneel down and fly your arms

Kneel down, carry your desk or chair

Squat on your toes

Lean against the wall while taking a sitting position

Cutting grass

Walk with your knees across a tarred road

Squat and draw your ears

You served #{score}/#{total} punishments
You were overall best behaved.
You served #{score}/#{total} punishments
You were not always stubborn, but you had your days.
You served #{score}/#{total} punishments
You were a very stubborn child. We’re sure you were suspended once or twice.

Prisca

April 8, 2022

In Your Feels, Quizzes

Childhood, Punishments, stubborn child
1. Washing Toilets

Remember what your school’s hostel toilets looked like and you’ll understand why this is a big deal.
2. Becoming the official errand boy for all the seniors.

Just cancel any plans you might have made that day.
3. Lying down under a senior’s bunk for hours.

You’ll have time to think about all the mistakes you’ve ever made in your life.
4. Frog Jump

You won’t be able to walk after.
5. Pick Pin

The ultimate torture technique.
6. Driving Motorcycle

Look on the bright side, this is a good tummy exercise. So thank that wicked senior for the six pack you have now.
7. Sucking your thumb

This one was funny and painful at the same time.
8. When a senior tells you to use your knees to walk across a tarred road.

Is this not wickedness? Do you think you’ll enter heaven like this?
If you were able to relate to this article, then you’ll love this next one about how boarding school skills helped us survive in Nigeria.
http://zikoko.com/list/9-life-skills-boarding-school-taught-us/

Astor George

May 2, 2017

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