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When it comes to saving money, Nigerian mothers are the bosses of that! So when Nigerians started sharing the hilarious ways their mothers saved money using #SaveLikeMum on Twitter, we decided to jump on it, as per, carrying last is not our portion.
1. When the school bus becomes expensive, your Nigerian mum be like:
Lap yourselves o!
2. How the toothpaste in your house looks like:
As per, nothing must waste.
3. When you tell your mum you want ice-cream.
Choose one.
4. You, when she effortlessly prices something from N3,000 to N200.
Na jazz?
5. When she cuts your pocket money by half and asks you to share that half with your siblings.
Na wa o!
6. When she turns your old bedsheets into curtains.
Ahn ahn! Mummy sharp guy!
7. Her idea of ‘turning up on a budget’:
There is always rice at home.
8. When you realize you can win 20k for your mom with the #SaveLikeMum Meme Contest on Twitter.
Yasss!
This is not a joke! I repeat, this is not banter!
For a chance to win N20K, follow @myaccessbank on Twitter and share a hilarious#SaveLikeMum caption and meme!
If you won’t get a horse, then the next best thing is to stay permanently in your house. Because the truth is, there really isn’t anything important out there.
3. If your friends ask you to come and hang out, say no. Because fuel.
Fuel don cost.
4. If you’re in more than one relationship, now is the time to bring it down to one.
Maintenance costs have doubled.
5. Beware of the people that want to do you favors that require crossing Third Mainland bridge.
Do they mean you well?
6. When you’re driving and you encounter traffic. Get down and start walking.
But lock your car. You’re saving fuel.
7. It’s only been 5 years, but move in with the one partner you have left.
It’s efficient. And romantic.
8. Tell your partner: No more driving to fancy restaurants.
YES!
9. Stop spending money. Our forefathers survived on trade by barter.
We can, too.
10. You and the heat.
You should be one now.
11. Nigerian generator time used to be 7-10pm. Now it’s 8-10pm. Adjust accordingly.
Not even 10:01pm.
12. Whenever it rains, you already know not to put the gen on.
Use the breeze of God.
13. Quit any job that is more than 15 minutes away from your house.
Who needs a job?
14. Marry into a petrol wealth family…Alakija…Otedola.
It’s a by force thing oh!
15. Pray for Nigeria.
Fast. Pray. Light Candles. Say the Fatiha. Offer up Benediction. Dance. Do prayer of the faithful. Give sacrifices.
