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  • 12 Prayers For Your Boyfriend to Have Money

    A saying says behind a successful man is a supportive lover. If you’re thinking of a creative way to support your boyfriend aside from spoiling him with money, love and care, it’s prayers.

    Today, Zikoko is your guardian angel and we’ve prepared these direct-to-God prayer points to say for boyfriend to have money. Say some prayers today.

    Small work, the whole CBN

    CBN is the Central Bank of Nigeria. This prayer point asks for a stupendously paying job with little work and stress.

    The big tree of your success will not die

    Your man is successful because you, his big tree, stay behind him. It’s indirectly a prayer for yourself, except you’re someone else is his big tree.

    Divine Financial Planner, secure my man’s savings

    If you know the only thing preventing your boyfriend from becoming rich and setting up your baecation is reckless spending, say this prayer for him o.

    Every tax season will be your celebration 

    There’ll be so much money the tax corporation will throw a party in your honour every time they audit you.

    Dear Currency Composer, compose my man’s bank account in high-key notes

    Trust me, sweet, if your money notes are soprano enough, you’ll make Maria Callas and Beyoncé look like amateurs.

    The heavenly hedge fund manager will diversify your investments

    If this prayer gets answered, trust me, Tony Elumelu and Jay-Z will seek you for advice.

    Your fellow men will see you and lose home training

    Too much money makes fellow men hail you every minute and take every letter you speak as gospel. It speaks of importance. Say amen to the prayer.

    Rich women shall always locate you

    If you and your man are broke, at least pray that rich women find him and spend on his head. Just make sure you collect your cuts.

    Dollar shall fall on you

    Although Davido said this in his song Fall in 2018, now is the best time to pray for this fervently. Dollar is very high, and the law of gravity must prevail. Your prayer will direct dollars to your man’s head. 

    May your income flow like my dress on our wedding day

    Yes, this killing two birds with one stone — a good money prayer and a signal that your relationship will lead to marriage. Any serious man that wants plenty money will do the needful asap.

    Sapa man shall avoid me

    Though it may roll out of the mouth like a shot, don’t take it to heart; it’ll make your boyfriend grind harder and make money to care for both of you. He knows better than to disappoint you.

    Your account balance will scream “Nollywood plot”

    Unexpected and fabulous is what this prayer means. No one sees the money coming, but people will admire or envy the wealth when it arrives. The type of money that will make you play Kizz Daniel’s Buga at thanksgiving.

  • We Know When You’ll Finally Stop Asking God, “When?”

    When you get over your ex

    It’s been years already. How do you expect God to listen to you if you haven’t moved on from the ex that showed you pepper? You’re not ready yet.

    When you stop being a couch potato

    Leave the house so love can finally find you. Your soulmate is on the streets, not in your kitchen.

    When you stop using “am” instead of “I’m”

    Learn the difference and stop putting your crush off with watery English. It’s not a good look, you know.

    When you stop fighting on social media

    You’re always starting arguments and getting dragged on social media. God can’t let you drag any son or daughter of his into that mess, please.

    When you stop splitting the bill on dates

    You keep asking people out on dates and making them pay for half of it, and you still think the problem is that God isn’t listening to you? You’re the problem, my dear.

    When sapa stops being your middle name

    You’re broke, and you want to find love. God is doing you a favour by making you wait. Find money first.

    When you stop ghosting all the people in your DMs

    What if God answered your prayers since, but you’ve just been looking in the wrong places? You need to maximise every opportunity to find love because heaven only helps those who help themselves.

    When you start paying attention to your friendzone

    You’ve probably met your future spouse, but you’ve kept them in your friendzone because you want to avoid distractions. If we hear “God, when?” from you one more time, we’ll fight you.


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  • QUIZ: Take This Quiz and We’ll Give You a Prayer Point

    Maybe you’ve not been asking God the right questions all along. Take this quiz and we’ll give you the right prayer points to use.

    Starting tomorrow (January 31st, 2023)
  • 10 Things to Take to Shiloh Instead of Your Partner’s Picture

    We are so grateful that Shiloh happens every year. A prayer gathering where miracles happen and multiple breakthroughs are recorded? SIGN US UP! But given the state of the country, we have started wondering about this one thing: instead of taking your partner’s picture to Shiloh, why not take these 10 things with you?

    1. Nigeria.

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    If there’s one thing that needs God’s divine touch, it is Nigeria. When Nigeria receives the divine touch, even the population of single people will reduce.

    2. Your account number.

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    Don’t you want to receive miracle alerts? Omo, the next Shiloh that happens, you better go there with your account details. Before that service ends, credit alert will be chasing you.

    3. Your CGPA.

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    If God can raise Lazarus from the dead, what is your CGPA that God cannot pour divine yeast into? Believe and you shall receive.


    4. Picture of your project supervisor.

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    Final year students, don’t sleep on this! If your project supervisor is moving like your village people, just take the battle to the spiritual realm. By the time you leave Shiloh, your project supervisor will be the one begging you to collect A as your final score.

    5. Picture of your line manager.

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    Is your boss a pain in the ass? Just take a sick leave and go to Shiloh and raise their picture high to heaven. If that manager refuses to get in line, my saviour will manage them quickly!

    6. A picture of the latest iPhone.

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    This one requires faith. Just carry the picture with you. And if you can get the carton, carry it too and pray. Before the week ends, you’ll either find a brand new iPhone on the floor or the prices will fall to 2k. Impossibility? It’s not for my father.

    7. A picture of your dream body.

    Why go to the gym when you can go to Shiloh? Flat stomach? Six pack? Bumbum like pillows? Work it out in prayers!

    8. Your edges.

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    If there is one thing God can do, it is to reshape all damaged edges? Does yours fall into this category? Just take it to my father.

    9. Your international passport.

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    My father is still in the business of taking people from grass to grace. So, carry your green passport and declare. Japa is greater than finding true love.

    10. Yourself.

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    Just pray for Otedola or Dangote to adopt you. There’s no greater encounter than that, believe me.

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