Person | Zikoko!

We dare you to take this quiz and share your results to prove you’re not shy.

Pick the things you can relate to:

In any room, you always sit at the back

Meeting new people is an extreme sport for you

When you have a crush on someone, you avoid the person

People are always saying “ehnnn?” when you talk

You hate phone calls

You never tell anyone your birthday because you don’t like attention

In public, you’re always on your phone

Having someone cancel on you is the best thing that can happen to you

You hate taking pictures

Sometimes you wish you were invisible

You pretend you can’t see someone so you don’t have to say “Hi”

You never make eye contact and when you do, it’s awkward

People are always surprised when you speak

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Nothing do you! You’re not shy in any shape or form
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You’re not shy and you’re not not shy. You’re trying sha
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You’re soo shy that you’re even too shy to post the results of this quiz. We dare you to post it.

Ralia

December 4, 2022

In Your Feels, Quizzes

Person, Score, Shy, ultimate
Have you been having doubts about how interesting you are? It’s time to find out.

Pick the things you do

Go to the club on weekends

Have a friend group

Go on boat cruises

Go to beach houses with your friends

Go to art galleries

Go for sip and paint

Take zikoko quizzes

Binge-watch tv series

Play sports

Read books

Have gamesnight with your friends

Try new food and drinks

Visit museums

Go on trips with your friends/family

Go for concerts

Play video games

Go to the cinema to watch movies

Have sleepovers

Go for brunch or dates with your friends

Have picnics with your friends

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Omo your life is sad, we’ll pray for you.

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You’re trying but you can do better

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You’re a bubbly person, we like you.

Ralia

September 29, 2022

In Your Feels, Quizzes

boring, Person, Quizzes
1. When someone trips and falls (even if it’s an old person), your first reaction is this

*snickers*
2. When somebody tells you that they’re sick and instead of saying sorry, your reaction is this

“Is it contagious? I don’t want to catch whatever you have abeg”
3. If you find out that someone got injured while doing something reckless (like backflips or trying to replicate Beyonce’s choreography from the 2016 Super Bowl Half-Time show), the first thing you’ll say is

STOP IT!
4. If you’re at a supermarket and you see a short person trying (and failing) to reach something on a high shelf, before you offer to help, you’ll be like

“Let me help you with….” *blows catarrh in a futile attempt to stifle laughter*
5. If you’re going out with a friend and you notice a hole in their clothes, you won’t say anything until you get to your destination.

Because tragedy is the foundation of all comedy.
6. When someone tells you that something terrible happened to them, the first words out of your mouth are

Because all you care about is YOU. Other people don’t matter.
7. When your friend that has terrible eyesight can’t find his glasses and is searching for it frantically because he can’t see shit without it and you’re just like

“This nigga can’t see! LOL”
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Oldies

Funny, Nigerian, Person, terrible
1. You will always have space for your legs in buses.

So you don’t have to rush for the front seat.
2. You can secretly shop for clothes in the children’s section of stores.

And people will never know!
3. You will never be too tall for a bed.

Also your legs will never stick out from under your blanket.
4. You can fit in small spaces if you ever need to hide.

You never know when a serial killer will come after you.
5. You never have to worry about hitting your head on stuff.

So all you have to do now is sit back and wait for it to happen to the tall people. Lol
6. People will think you’re younger than you actually are.

Sometimes they’ll just wonder if you’re an old looking child or a really short adult.
7. Children will love you.

Because they’ll think you’re one of them. LOL!
8. People will instinctively want to protect and look out for you.

If you’re a terrible person, don’t expect this to apply to you.
9. You will always get to be in the front of every group picture.

This is a good thing. Now, everybody will properly see your slay!
10. You can use your tall friends to shield yourself from the sun.

They make fun of you all the time. The least they can do is protect you from the sun.
11. You get to sit on a bench and swing your legs.

Remember when you were a kid and you would do this? This is a chance for you to relive your childhood.
12. You get the chance to say this.

Even if most times it’s not true.
13. You will ALWAYS be seen as adorable.

Cute and cuddly. Just like Timmy from Passions.
As you’ve read about the advantages of being short, read this next article about the struggles of a fat person in Nigeria.

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Astor George

May 15, 2017

Oldies

Funny, Life, Nigerian, Person, Short, Short Person
Odunayo

December 9, 2015

Quizzes

Person, secondary school

Questions

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1. When someone trips and falls (even if it’s an old person), your first reaction is this

2. When somebody tells you that they’re sick and instead of saying sorry, your reaction is this

3. If you find out that someone got injured while doing something reckless (like backflips or trying to replicate Beyonce’s choreography from the 2016 Super Bowl Half-Time show), the first thing you’ll say is

4. If you’re at a supermarket and you see a short person trying (and failing) to reach something on a high shelf, before you offer to help, you’ll be like

5. If you’re going out with a friend and you notice a hole in their clothes, you won’t say anything until you get to your destination.

6. When someone tells you that something terrible happened to them, the first words out of your mouth are

7. When your friend that has terrible eyesight can’t find his glasses and is searching for it frantically because he can’t see shit without it and you’re just like

More Zikoko!

1. You will always have space for your legs in buses.

2. You can secretly shop for clothes in the children’s section of stores.

3. You will never be too tall for a bed.

4. You can fit in small spaces if you ever need to hide.

5. You never have to worry about hitting your head on stuff.

6. People will think you’re younger than you actually are.

7. Children will love you.

8. People will instinctively want to protect and look out for you.

9. You will always get to be in the front of every group picture.

10. You can use your tall friends to shield yourself from the sun.

11. You get to sit on a bench and swing your legs.

12. You get the chance to say this.

13. You will ALWAYS be seen as adorable.

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