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  • Election Is Here And Wike Is Still Silent

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    Doyin Okupe Resignation Sanwo-olu Meffy

    The Rivers state governor, Nyesom Wike, is one of the Nigerian politicians that should get an honorary degree in Theatre Arts. A word many would ascribe to him is “drama,” and in the days leading up to the 2023 elections, this has proved very true. 

    Wike was one of the presidential aspirant of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), but lost to Atiku Abubakar in the primaries. However, Wike hasn’t taken this defeat lying down. Instead, he has sabotaged PDP’s presidential campaign in every way he can. 

    Asides from leading a rebellion against the PDP leadership with his aso-ebi boys, the G-5 governors consisting of Seyi Makinde (Oyo State), Okezie Ikpeazu (Abia State), Samuel Ortom (Benue State) and Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi (Enugu State); he also cancelled Atiku’s presidential rally in Rivers state under the guise of them lacking the capacity to fill the stadium. 

    But, despite his mean-spirited attacks on his party, he hasn’t openly declared support for another candidate. However, some third-party informants say he has thrown his weight behind Bola Tinubu, the presidential candidate of the ruling party, the All Progressives Congress (APC). 

    After months of trying to let peace reign, Atiku has finally had enough. In a statement on February 22, 2023, he called out the Rivers state governor, describing him as “a con man and a chicken hiding under the costume of a lion”. He also accused him of planning to use violence in the state to hand Tinubu the win. Looking back at everything Wike has put the PDP through in this election period, you can’t help but wonder if he’s really all bark and no bite. If he’s truly displeased with the party, why not defect to a different one? In January, he said he’d be announcing his preferred presidential candidate, but it’s one day before the presidential elections, and we’ve not heard a beep from him. 

    2023 Wike Atiku PDP Chef robs

    Is he shying away from supporting his candidate with his full chest, or is he playing chess while we’re stuck on checker’s? 

    What else happened this week?

    2023 Wike Atiku PDP Chef robs

    The chef who’s a serial robber gets caught

    Like the song goes, “Crazy things are happening”. Nigerians have been trying to survive the government since we crossed into this year, and now it looks like we have to be extra watchful with other Nigerians.

    2023 Wike Atiku PDP Chef robs

    On February 23, 3023, the Lagos State Police Command arrested and detained a cook, Wilfred Amoussou, under the suspicion of drugging and robbing his employers. Allegedly, this isn’t Wilfred’s first rodeo as he has done this to many victims over the years, particularly in the Ikoyi, Parkview and Banana Island axis.

    2023 needs a restart button because, so far, it’s not giving.

    Video of the week

    Question of the week

    The Supreme court adjourned the case again against the Naira redesign to March 3. Do you still think they can help us in our fight against Meffy? 

    Ehen one more thing…

    It’s one day to the presidential and national assembly elections. You can check the results as they are being released live, here or join our WhatsApp community to get updates, fact-checks, and talk to other voters. 

  • Can We Agree Now that Wike’s G5 Has Collapsed?

    Ever since Rivers State governor, Nyesom Wike lost the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) presidential ticket to Atiku Abubakar, the man has seemingly had only one mission — make Atiku’s campaign a living hell.

    What has Wike not done to achieve this goal? From catchy Atiku diss tracks with his merry live band, to publicly flirting with other presidential candidates such as Bola Tinubu of the All Progressives Congress (APC) and Peter Obi of the Labour Party, Wike has gone to all lengths to disgrace Atiku.

    But his most effective weapon seems to be the G5. What is the G5, how successful has it been, and where is the G5 now?

    Meet the G5

    The G5 Governors [The Cable]

    ‘The G5’ are a group of five high-profile governors in the PDP that have gone rogue and no longer support their party’s presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar.

    This is due to their belief that the PDP’s regional composition is biased against the South, with a Northern presidential candidate and a Northern party chairman, Iyorchia Ayu. Thus, they’ve only had one condition for supporting Atiku — Ayu should step down as party chairman and let a Southerner have his place.

    Atiku Abubakar and Iyorchia Ayu


    But Ayu has refused to budge from his PDP throne, and Atiku has begged the G5 to reconsider, as he does not have the authority to sack him outright.

    But the G5 are refusing to let the sleeping dogs lie, and left the Atiku support train. Even three of these governors have been reported to fully endorse Peter Obi. 

    The G5 governors are Nyesom Wike of Rivers State (the ringleader), Samuel Ortom (Benue State), Seyi Makinde (Oyo State), Okezie Ikpeazu (Abia State) and Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi (Enugu State).

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    It would be worth noting that Wike has already served his full tenure as Rivers State governor while other governors are running for second terms or senate seats in their respective states.

    How successful has the G5 been?

    The answer is not quite.

    Since the emergence of the group in September 2022, they have only been seen making fashion statements with their uniforms at public events and fleeting between war and reconciliation talks with PDP leadership. And even those have not been happening recently.

    Their chances of swaying the polls ahead of the 2023 elections have drastically reduced. This is due to Obi’s growing influence amongst citizens of their states, with opinion polls such as Bloomberg giving the candidate’s chances of winning as high as 60%. 

    Worst of all, the G5 governors seem to be losing their resolve on hating Atiku. 

    Ugwuanyi, for instance, recently welcomed Atiku to Enugu state, where he had a rally. Today, Seyi Makinde’s wingman, Hosea Agboola, just became chairman of Atiku’s presidential council in Oyo State. And even Benue governor, Samuel Ortom, attended Atiku’s Benue rally on February 7. This was with his full entourage consisting of the deputy governor, aides and even local government chairmen.

    This has caused many to speculate that their agenda is ‘dead’, according to a member of the PDP Presidential Campaign.

    What’s Next for the G5?

    However, Wike has come out to assure the public that their reign of terror is not yet over. According to him, the group is yet to release their February 25 election strategy

    Will the G5 cause havoc on Election Day? Or will the will of the people be affirmed? We will know on February 25.

    Join the Citizen Situation Room and Helpline on WhatsApp today to get real-time gist and drama on the 2023 elections.

  • PDP’s Ose Anenih Believes There’d Be No Peter Obi without EndSARS

    For Navigating Nigeria this week, Citizen spoke to Ose Anenih, son of former minister and chairman of the Board of Trustees of the PDP, Anthony Anenih. He’s a member of the PDP presidential campaign council and deputy director for polling. He spoke on various issues including his party’s chances, the breakaway G5, PDP fumbling the bag, and why he thinks Peter Obi’s campaign would’ve never taken off without EndSARS.

    Editorial Note: Navigating Nigeria is a platform for Nigerians to passionately discuss policies and politics with little interference to individual opinions. While our editorial standards emphasise the truth and we endeavour to fact-check claims and allegations, we do not bear any responsibility for allegations made about other people that are founded in half-truths.

    Icebreaker. Have you ever seen any of Citizen’s work?

    I have. I feel like I’m Daniel walking into the lion’s den because of your work and because of your audience. Most of your readers might see politicians as the antithesis of everything they stand for. I’m hoping you guys will be gentle.

    Haha. Off the bat, could you answer whether you have any relations to the late Chief Tony Anenih, a legend of Nigerian politics?

    He’s my dad, yes.

    Wonderful. Your dad was a former minister under President Obasanjo yes?

    Former minister of works. My dad and Anthony Enahoro — who moved the motion for independence — come from the same community. There must be something in the water.

    Lol. Tell us, what was growing up like? 

    We always grew up around politics. My mum is a politician and a former minister of women affairs as well. One of my earliest childhood memories was during a meeting held in our living room in Benin. I peeked out the door and saw Shehu Shagari, the then president. He had come to Benin for a visit and we hosted him.

    Bragging rights

    I’m from a polygamous home and we grew up politicking. Politics is in my blood. I’m, however, more than just a politician. I’m a hotelier and businessman. My brother and I run a property development company which pays the bills while we go about trying to convince people to vote for us.

    Before your dad passed, he was chairman board of trustees (BOT) of the PDP, correct?

    He was chairman in 2015. After we lost that election, he stepped down and adopted an elder statesman role.

    Did your dad influence your journey into politics under the PDP?

    Yes and no. I say yes and no because on one hand you have to join a political party. It could have been NNPP, LP or APC. On the other hand I know a lot of these people because I interact with them across divides. I feel a sense of fellowship with them and know what they believe in. So in deciding what party to belong to I asked myself which community I’d like to work out of and I picked the PDP.

    I like the PDP’s ideology. We’re progressive and pro-business. I’m a firm advocate of free speech which is something my party also believes in so it was natural for me to work with the PDP. 

    We made some mistakes in the past but looking forward, our party’s Nigeria’s best choice for prosperity, security and growth.

    Supporters of other parties won’t agree with this assertion. Why should Nigerians give your party, not just your candidate, another chance at leadership?

    I’m a fan of Kingsley Moghalu and I read his books. He’s one of the best presidential candidates I’ve ever seen. I’ve interacted with him and interrogated his ideas and he’s solid. But, he always seems to pick parties that don’t appreciate what he brings to the table or stand no chance of winning. I say this to highlight that you can’t separate a candidate from its party.

    When we took over from the military in 1999, we had an almost negative GDP growth. We grew it to 15 per cent in 2002. I can point to that to say we’ve been in a similar situation as we are now where we’re bankrupt, there’s insecurity and skyrocketing inflation. The PDP fixed that then and did it within three years. One of the stewards of that success, Atiku, is vying for the top office today.

    We did some stuff that was great, but we also made mistakes. The beauty of Nigerian democracy is that in 2015 Nigerians clearly showed they can punish bad behaviour. However, they were only able to do that because the PDP produced a candidate that allowed free and fair elections. 

    Jonathan signed a presidential amendment to the Electoral Act a few weeks before the election and it was that same amendment that kicked him out of office.

    My worry going into the 2023 election is, on one hand we have a ruling party that doesn’t have a democratic bone in it and on the other hand a divided opposition who if they don’t band together, will find it difficult to unseat a ruling party desperate to hold on to power.

    But Buhari signed the Electoral Act into law which has benefited your party. For example, governor Adeleke’s emergence in Osun. What do you say to that?

    If Buhari had signed it in 2018, my applause for him would’ve been more enthusiastic. Right now he has no skin in the game as he’s not contesting. He did it in pursuit of a legacy. He wants to be remembered as the president that advanced our democratic process. If he was sincere he’d have signed it in 2018. All he’ll get from me is a one-handed clap.

    You spoke of mistakes your party made. One which many people have talked about is the emergence of Atiku who’s of Fulani ethnicity to replace Buhari who’s also Fulani. How do you respond to those who say it’s unfair?

    I ran for the PDP primaries to contest for the House of Representatives (HOR). Bro, if you see my manifesto ehn? I had a beautiful manifesto. I had a campaign team which was structured off of Obama’s when he ran in 2008. We were everywhere on social media including Twitter and WhatsApp. My constituency has 21 wards and we covered everywhere. Went to the markets and broke kola with everyone. 

    Omo, on the day of the primaries hahahaha. That day the conversation wasn’t about manifestoes. It was about what was in the best interest of my community. I was running for HOR and my community also had someone running for Senate. My delegates, people for whom I hired a bus to take to the venue, decided that they were better off having someone in the Senate than in the HOR.

    Chai, that must have hurt

    That’s the dark underbelly of politics. In the end these things come down to negotiations. You may not like it but as a democrat you should accept it. I wasn’t rigged out. 

    I say this to answer your question. Democracy isn’t perfect. The PDP presidential primaries had Wike, Atiku, Saraki and a host of others. There was a lot of horse-trading and in the end the delegates said Atiku was the best choice. The primaries weren’t rigged. Delegates across the nation came together to form a consensus on Atiku.

    I hear people talk about fairness a lot and it makes me cringe. When you begin to have these ethnic arguments under the guise of equity and fairness it becomes problematic. Because you’re setting a precedent that we’d put ethnicity and religion over character, competence and a track record. The threats we face today from insecurity, displaced people, out-of-school children are markers of state failure. Ethnicity or religion won’t solve this.

    So to answer the question of if it’s fair my Twitter bio reads, “It’s not fair, it’s politics.” 

    That’s interesting, because Atiku himself has slammed the APC’s Muslim-Muslim ticket and called for a “balanced” ticket. Doesn’t this contradict your previous point?

    Speaking for myself now, let’s not deceive ourselves. Tinubu is a Yoruba Muslim. How can he pick a northern Christian if he’s serious about winning an election? Elections have historically been determined by bloc votes from the northeast and northwest. When Tinubu is looking for a running mate will he aim for competence or for the person most likely to deliver him the most votes?

    So you’re saying Tinubu sacrificed competence for the sake of winning elections?

    What I’m trying to say is, Tinubu was hamstrung from the get-go. Nigeria still has these conversations about where you’re from and who you pray to and Tinubu knows this. If it was a smaller party you could get away with a Christian-Christian or Muslim-Muslim ticket and no one would bat an eye about it. I’m deputy director of polling for the PDP and what shows up in our polls is that people tend to vote along ethnic and tribal lines. So I understand Tinubu’s decision. It was a cold and calculated move although I don’t think he’ll get far with it but I wish him well.

    In 2019 you wrote that the next Nigerian president should be Igbo and you even mentioned Obi. So what changed? Why aren’t you supporting him?

    The arguments I made in that piece are still valid, which was about recognising Nigeria’s diversity. I penned it around calls for secession at the time by Nnamdi Kanu. The thrust of it was that a certain section of the country felt they were still being punished for events from the Civil War which made them feel like they didn’t belong and couldn’t aspire to the highest office.

    These issues aren’t anecdotal, they’re systemic. For instance, the North-East Development Commission (NEDC) was established because of the Boko Haram devastation as well as the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) to deal with the issues in the south-south. You don’t have anything similar in the southeast. This is a region which was the theatre of the Civil War and you don’t have anything set up to fix the infrastructural and physical damage they suffered. That was the background in which that article was written.

    If you’re from the region — my mum is from the southeast — you’ll see how the state pushes back at you or doing tokenistic projects like the Second Niger Bridge. If after eight years the only thing you can give back to an entire region is a bridge, then it’s tokenistic.

    But the PDP ruled for 16 years, how come they didn’t at least deliver on what you say is a tokenistic project?

    That’s a brilliant question. We talk about bubbles of national sentiment and during Jonathan’s time the South-East didn’t feel they were being persecuted. Even though there was Nnamdi Kanu he was more like an irritant. There wasn’t a full blown agitation to leave the country. That only began to rear its head when Buhari got to office and made the “97 per cent, five per cent” remark.

    Fast forward to 2023. Nigeria’s problems have gone beyond giving a certain section of the country a sense of belonging. Yes that too is important, but there has to be a Nigeria before anyone can hope to get a sense of belonging or anything like that. I mentioned earlier that to my mind, Nigeria’s at the edge of state failure. We need to fix that before addressing subnational agitations that are ongoing.

    This brings us back to Obi

    The good thing about the Peter Obi candidacy is it addresses part of that agitation and I absolutely love it. I’m up and about in Abuja and I see people in their isi agu outfits and you can feel the general sense of pride in being Igbo because they’ve put someone who for me is a great candidate. His candidacy has also, to a large extent, doused tensions in the South-East. Agitations have shifted from ”we want to leave” to “this is our guy” which is amazing. 

    So I don’t think overall my position has changed. I just think there’s a list of priorities now brought about by the APC’s bad governance. As a result other more pressing issues have overtaken the sentiments expressed in that article.

    Given the growing support Obi has gathered in the race, do you think the PDP fumbled the bag by not fielding him?

    I think it’s a disservice to your audience to ascribe what’s happening to just Obi,  instead of being the result of a protest movement of young, energised, organised and mobilised Nigerians. 

    Even you could’ve picked up a ticket and if that movement had gotten behind you, we’d be talking about you the way we’re talking about Obi. It’s not about the LP either, which literally doesn’t exist.

    In my village, Uromi, people who contested under the PDP platform and failed to get a ticket were the ones that took up the LP ticket. 

    I don’t think it’s quite the same thing comparing me with Obi, a former governor with experience running a national campaign under the PDP

    I’m saying that between 2019 and 2023, several people have been posturing for president. Wike, Seyi Makinde and even people like Tony Elumelu, Atedo Peterside and Pat Utomi were making the right noises. So it’s not just Obi. Without EndSARS there’d be no Peter Obi.

    Please explain

    We’ve seen youth involvement in politics before. Young people were involved in Buhari’s presidential campaign. What we hadn’t seen before was organised young people working together on a large scale and with efficiency. The first time we saw young people band together to push a political agenda — even though they say it wasn’t politics — was during #EndSARS

    Young people across the nation said they were tired of police brutality and were demanding police reform to the point where the president thought there was a plot to overthrow him.

    I was out of the country on October 20, 2020 and I saw the evil this government did. My heart broke and I worried they’d crushed the spirit of Nigerian youths. So to see that spirit re-emerge now is a brilliant thing to watch even though I’m with the PDP. Although I think they’re backing the wrong horse, the engagement they’ve promoted in our political space has made it worth the while — whether Obi wins or not.

    So I’m saying that if young people hadn’t led campaigns outside of the LP structure, Obi’s movement wouldn’t have gained any traction at all because the LP is struggling to even hold rallies. I’d rather give credit to young people instead of Obi who only left us in May. Obi’s one of us, he’s an old breed politician and not new.

    He just happens to be the tip of the spear of a rebellious movement that wants to transform the country for the better. And I envy him for that. I wish we’d been able to draw that attention to our campaign, we haven’t been able to. 

    So is this you admitting the PDP fumbled the bag?

    If the PDP fumbled the bag it’s not about Obi, it’s that we didn’t appeal enough to the youth demographic. Even the young people say that this isn’t about Obi but about them and their future and I 100% agree.

    You’re part of the PDP presidential campaign council. Give us the amebo, how’s the PDP dealing with the agitations of the breakaway governors of the party, the G5?

    As e dey pain them, e go dey sweet us. Let’s talk real politics. I think they made a tactical error in showing their hand too early. Because it allowed us to ask ourselves how we’d manage if we lost any of the five PDP states. Can we chart a path to the presidency without these states? We spent the last four months developing that pathway to victory. 

    That’s why you still see confidence in our campaigns. Even if we don’t get those states back, we stand a good chance of competing and winning the election. If they’d waited a bit longer and caught us unawares then things would have been different.

    Can you speak more on the grievances of the G5?

    The G5 are saying they aren’t happy because the party appears to be top-heavy. They’re saying the presidential candidate is from the North, national chairman from the North, campaign DG from the North which lacks equity and justice.They want the chairman to step down so a southerner can take over.

    The problem with that is it’s a disingenuous argument. Governor Wike is a lawyer and he knows the PDP constitution. Because of past issues regarding replacing chairmen who step down, we inserted a clause in the constitution. If I, Ose, from Edo state, steps down, someone from my zone will have to replace me. 

    We have a national chairman, Ayu, a deputy chairman one from the North and a deputy chairman two from the South. 

    Here’s the point to understand, Ayu is a middlebelt Christian. Forget the fact that he’s called a northerner. Wike is saying Ayu should step down so that a northerner, a Muslim from the northeast would take over as chairman. How does that address Wike’s agitation?

    Or will Wike also lead another campaign for the deputy chairman one to step down so the next person becomes chairman? It doesn’t work. The proposal made to him was a simple one. We recognise your grievances and we’ll address them as soon as the candidate emerges as president. The chairman will step down.

    There are six principal offices that parties share that are mapped out to the six geopolitical zones. The president, vice president, senate president, speaker of the house, secretary general of the federation and the national chairman. Okowa is already VP and from the south-south. Any imbalances that exist will be addressed when Atiku wins the presidency.

    If…

    Like I explained, our constitution makes it impossible to give him what he wants. Unless he’s asking us to hold another national convention. The irony is, Wike was among those who conducted the last national convention and financed Ayu’s campaign. He was also  among those who moved against the former chairman, Secondus, his kinsman.

    Governor Ortom was a part of the committee that insisted the contest be thrown open without zoning. So it’s all, for want of a nicer word, somehow.

    Hmm

    I’m a politician and I’ve been blessed enough to have personal security when I travel. How many Nigerians can afford that? How many can travel without being kidnapped? I get a huge amount of DMs soliciting help. However, you can’t crowdfund governance or healthcare. So when I see my leader like Wike acting in a manner that allows the APC to continue in office, it concerns me. I also ran for office and lost. The pertinent question is why? I ran to help my people and was willing to set aside my ego and act in a manner that yields positive outcomes. Can you honestly tell me the way Wike is acting is going to help Nigeria? It’s not.

    That’s your opinion

    Well, Wike came to Lagos and endorsed Sanwo-Olu. Let’s be serious. I keep saying that you shouldn’t be involved in a democratic conversation if you’re involved in what happened at Lekki Toll Gate. So how do you come to Lagos and say someone anointed by a godfather and imposed on Lagosians deserves a second term? I don’t get it.

    How do you go and meet with Tinubu? After the last eight years how are they still an option? You asked if we made mistakes, I said yes. 2015 was a referendum on PDP’s 16 years in power. Nigerians said they wanted more and voted us out.

    As a PDP member do you consider this unforgivable?

    Forget my partisanship. I think as a Nigerian it’s a bitter pill to swallow. Beyond the theatrics a lot of us loved Governor Wike because he’s very hardworking. When you have someone you hold in such high regard acting in an emotional, scorched-earth way, it’s a dangerous game to play. It’s the politics of attrition with the lives of 200 million Nigerians.

    What’s the PDP’s plan to woo back young Nigerians disillusioned with the party’s conduct of in-house elections? Case in point, the Banky W experience

    Banky’s an example of how you should take part in politics. His candidacy was initially disputed but he fought for it. He took his case to every single member of the party leadership. Fresh primaries were conducted and he won.

    A lot of people think because they have good plans or went to Harvard they’re entitled to power. Nobody gives you power, you have to take it. That’s why this election is different. Young people are no longer sitting on the fence or waiting for the PDP or APC to cede power to them. They’re going for it.

    On our internal primaries, I think we should adopt direct primaries. Once you have delegates you’re creating a captured structure. Independent candidacy has to become a thing too. If we get into office that’s one of the reforms we’d try to push.

    Is this a promise?

    Yes it is, hold me to that. And not just independent candidacy, diaspora voting as well. We’ve committed to it in our manifesto. It makes no sense that you work abroad, send money here but can’t vote because you’re geographically displaced.

    I want to say because of the youthful audience, that I appreciate their involvement in this conversation. I’m on this platform because I recognise the importance of speaking to that demographic. This isn’t necessarily an appeal to vote for our candidate, I think by this time lots of minds have been made up. 

    This is just to encourage young people to say they’re doing an amazing job. We have lots of youths in our campaign as well. Regardless of the outcome, an Atiku-Okowa presidency will prioritise young people.

    Are you confident in INEC’s ability to conduct free and fair elections this time around?

    Real talk, there’ll be violence. I believe the ruling party will deploy violence in areas they aren’t strong. There’ll also be lots of vote-buying. But, the new Electoral Act and BVAS means this election will be the most transparent and most reflective of public opinion we’ve ever had.  On that score I’m confident that regardless of the outcome, it’ll be representative of the will of the people.

    So kudos to Buhari right?

    Kudos to the INEC chairman. Because BVAS isn’t in the Electoral Act, it’s in INEC’s guidelines. So let’s keep praying for him. As long as BVAS stays in place, I’m confident that we’ll have a free and fair election.

    Does this mean if the outcome doesn’t favour the PDP it won’t seek redress in court?

    You saw what happened in 2015. We lost the election and there were issues with it. But you always have to look at the greater good. I think it was important for us to reinforce not just confidence in INEC but confidence in the electoral process. 

    We could’ve challenged it but the president decided not to and I belong in that school of thought. But I’m speaking for myself, not my candidate. And we don’t know what might happen between now and February 25. But fingers crossed, it all comes good.

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  • Why a Presidential Candidate Can Be Disqualified in Nigeria

    It’s one month until the presidential election. Almost everyone’s giddy about the prospect of choosing Nigeria’s next President. 

    So it’s fascinating to learn that the two leading parties, the All Progressives Congress (APC) and the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), have commenced court proceedings seeking the disqualification of their opposing principals. 

    This led us to ask, what needs to happen for a candidate to be disqualified from contesting for president? But, before we answer that, let’s see if something like this has happened.

    Is this the first time this is happening?

    No. In the lead-up to the 2015 presidential election, the current president Muhammadu Buhari was at the centre of a certificate scandal

    Section 131 of the Nigerian Constitution covers the qualifications for becoming President

    Subsection (d) reads, “A person shall be qualified to the office of President if he has been educated up to at least school certificate level or its equivalent.” The problem was, despite Buhari’s claim at the time that his school leaving certificate (WAEC) was with the military, they initially denied having it. After much back and forth, Buhari’s academic records were released to the public. However, their authenticity remains an open question.

    What are eligibility requirements to become president?

    The essential requirement needed to be President, not stated in the Constitution or the Electoral Act is money. Lots of it.

    Beyond being a joyful spender, section 131 of the Constitution provides four personal requirements, namely;

    1. You must be a Nigerian citizen by birth
    2. You must be at least 40 years old
    3. You must belong in a political party and sponsored to the office of the President
    4. You must be educated up to at least school certificate level or its equivalent

    So what needs to happen to be disqualified from becoming president?

    Section 137 of the Constitution provides grounds for disqualification to the office of President. Unlike the qualification requirements, this one’s a longer list. A person shall not be qualified for office of the president if they;

    1. Have dual citizenship, although this is subject to the provisions of Section 28 of the Constitution.
    2. Served two terms as President already which excludes Buhari and former president Olusegun Obasanjo.
    3. Have been declared to be a lunatic or of unsound mind by any law in Nigeria. Sounds fair. Nigeria’s hard enough as it is and we don’t want to worsen things by electing a mentally unfit person.
    4. Are under a death sentence, or sentenced to prison for fraud. 
    5. Are convicted of fraud or dishonesty less than ten years before the election date.
    6. Have been declared bankrupt. Because someone who can’t manage their own affairs shouldn’t be trusted to manage that of a country.
    7. Haven’t resigned from any public office at least 30 days before the election.
    8. Belong in a secret society. Because why?
    9. Have been indicted for embezzlement or fraud by a judicial commission or tribunal.
    10. Present a forged certificate to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).

    How likely is it for anyone to be disqualified at this point?

    There have been allegations of corruption and forgery levelled against the top two parties both within and outside. Aspirants have the right to challenge the results of primaries as provided in Section 29 of the Electoral Act.  

    However, INEC, as an umpire, has limits on how it can intervene. For example, in 2019, a federal high court in Abuja in a case between the Social Democratic Party (SDP) in Kogi State and INEC, ruled against INEC saying it had no power to disqualify a candidate that its party has cleared. 

    There’s good reason to believe that despite court cases springing up this late, the presidential candidates may still have to slug it out at the polls on February 25. 

    Ultimately, the people will pass judgment with their ballots.

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  • What Does Atiku Abubakar Have in Store for Nigerians?

    It’s been seven months since the presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, dropped his manifesto.

    Like the OG presidential candidate he is, he didn’t have to write a new manifesto from scratch. All he needed to do was to pull up his 2019 policy document, revise a few things and slap a new title on the cover called “My Covenant with Nigerians.”

    But over the past few weeks, especially since the candidate of the Labour Party (LP), Peter Obi, released his manifesto, the Obidient movement has accused Atiku of stealing inspiration from their own candidate. The argument of Obi’s supporters is that most of Atiku’s speeches on the campaign trail don’t reflect what’s contained in his own document.

    So, what exactly is contained in the candidate’s 115-page manifesto? 

    Insecurity

    The Plan

    Massive recruitment into all of Nigeria’s security outfits especially the Nigeria Police so that additional 1,000,000 policemen and women will be added to the existing total of less than 400,000 — in 4 years

    Insecurity is one of Nigeria’s most pressing problems. Atiku’s plan to address that is to recruit one million police officers in line with the United Nations’ recommendation. The recommendation states that the ideal ratio should be one police officer to 450 citizens. Statistics agree that Nigeria is severely under policed. However, does the country really need a million new police officers? Let’s do the math:

    Nigeria currently has 340,000 police officers in service and an estimated population of 211.4 million citizens. To meet UN standards, we need 470,000 new officers, not a million. 

    It’s also unclear if Atiku has thought of how he would pay these officers. The cost of weapons, training and welfare also come to mind. For example, if one estimates ₦150,000 a month as the average salary for 500,000 additional police officers, that’s an additional ₦900 billion yearly to a budget heavily financed by debt. 

    Agriculture 

    The Plan

    Continue to improve the agriculture sector’s access to financial services, through NIRSAL by de-risking lending to the sector by commercial and development banks. The overall goal is to improve the financial capacity of the farmers and other agricultural producers to adopt new technologies and increase their resilience to economic shocks.

    Even though Atiku’s plan for agriculture isn’t comprehensive enough on problem-solving,  it’s impossible to disagree with him on the need to improve access to finance for farmers. 

    The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has spent over ₦1 trillion in the past seven years. These seven years were used to fill the gaps in food supply with interventions like the Anchors Borrowers Programme. But those gaps have not been filled. Many factors such as the Russian-Ukraine war, the after effects of COVID-19, and even basic things like motorable roads are still against us. 

    Finance 

    The Plan

    Our primary concern shall be the maintenance of macroeconomic and financial system stability. We shall pursue policies that minimise systemic risk and boost investor confidence. We shall endeavour to bring inflation to the single digits, maintain exchange rate stability and institutionalise fiscal discipline.

    Atiku’s answer to inflation is developing the financial sector — banks, pension, insurance and capital markets. But he wasn’t clear enough on how he’ll address the root causes of inflation like soaring food prices, naira depreciation, and overdependence on imports.  

    Power 

    The Plan 

    Government shall create an environment that will enable distribution companies to recover full costs for power supplied to their consumers with a firm commitment to a metering program for all customers. The scourge of electricity theft will be dealt with through a viable partnership between investors in the distribution companies and the government with legislative support for prompt action against electricity theft.

    No power system is free of losses. For distribution companies, these losses include metre tampering, false metre readings and unmetred supply. One thing Atiku could have clarified was his plan to remove the commitments of these power losses from firms. 

    It’s not entirely a new idea, as distribution companies suggested performance improvement plans and loss-reduction targets in 2021. A project like this clearly needs money. But with ₦1.3 trillion electricity intervention fund already down the drain, who will help these firms?

    Education 

    The Plan

    Responsibility for funding and control of public primary education shall be transferred to the local governments. Senior secondary and tertiary education, provided through universities, polytechnics, monotechnics, and Colleges of Education (CoEs) will be under the jurisdiction of State governments in the manner that best suits their individual or collective purposes.

    It’s hard to tell if this was just a blindspot in Atiku’s manifesto, but local governments already fund and control public primary education.

    On the issue of senior secondary and tertiary education to be given control under the state government, Atiku first mentioned in August 2022 that this was due to the fact the first set of schools were originally under regional government, and the successors are the states.

    But one of his aides, Paul Ibe, later covered for him, saying that he instead plans to have a “phased devolution of power.” Something looks fishy.

  • How the Chief Justice of Nigeria Found Himself in Hot Soup

    Just weeks to the 2019 general elections, the Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN), Walter Onnoghen, was removed from office over corruption allegations he was later convicted for.

    Now, three months to the 2023 general elections, the current CJN, Olukayode Ariwoola, is sweating because some Nigerians are asking him to step down from office. But it has nothing to do with corruption this time.

    What did the CJN do?

    While speaking at a state banquet hosted in his honour by the Rivers State governor, Nyesom Wike, on November 24, 2022, the CJN praised the Integrity Group of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) known as the G5

    He said, “I’m happy my own governor is among them because he’ll try to imitate his friend and in-law (Wike).”

    For context, the CJN is from Oyo State and the governor he’s referring to is his state governor, Seyi Makinde.

    How are Nigerians reacting?

    The PDP already has enough on its plate especially with the G5’s troublemaking. Evidently, the party is pouring out its frustrations on Ariwoola. The party issued a strongly worded statement and warned the CJN to stop undermining the integrity of the judiciary. The PDP said his action is unacceptable and basically told him to keep shut about politics.

    The Supreme Court tried to control the damage by claiming the CJN didn’t say what everyone saw in the video and was only making a joke during other remarks. We saw that video, and the CJN is definitely not Basketmouth.

    Why does this matter?

    The PDP seems to be the only ones up in arms about the CJN’s remarks. The party’s concern is understandable because the CJN isn’t expected to hold partisan views for obvious reasons.

    The results of presidential elections usually end up at the Supreme Court for final judgement. The PDP doesn’t want to face a biased referee. Although the PDP’s demand for the CJN’s resignation is a pipe dream, this episode will be revisited if the result of the 2023 presidential election ends up on his table. 

    ALSO READ: Who Are the PDP G5 Blocking Atiku’s Presidential Ambition?

  • Who Are the PDP G5 Blocking Atiku’s Presidential Ambition?

    Since Atiku Abubakar won the presidential ticket of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in May 2022, he’s known no peace from people within his own party. A group of PDP governors known as the G5 has been pressing his neck frustrating his sixth attempt to become Nigeria’s president.

    The G5 recently visited party chieftain, Bode George, in Lagos State in a bid to resolve the conflict within the party just three months to the 2023 presidential election. Here are the key takeaways from the meeting:

    • The G5 members had a “naming ceremony” and decided to call themselves the “Integrity Group”.
    • They’re now open to “reconciliation talks” to resolve all conflicts in the party.

    But, who exactly are these G5 members?

    [Source: Vanguard]

    Nyesom Wike — Rivers State

    [Source: Vanguard]

    If we’re talking about PDP OGs, Wike is definitely one of them, which is why it’s not a surprise he’s the G5’s ringleader.

    He began his political career as the executive chairman of Obio Akpor Local Government Area in Rivers in 1999. In 2007, he was appointed the chief of staff to the governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi. 

    In July 2011, President Goodluck Jonathan appointed him as the Minister of State for Education and promoted him to Minister of Education in September 2013. He then stepped down as a minister to contest and win the 2015 governorship election in Rivers State.

    With his second term as governor ending in 2023, he contested for the PDP’s presidential ticket but lost to Atiku. After his loss, Wike has been on a rampage and has done everything in his power to fight the man who denied him the ultimate prize

    Wike has also been pushing for the resignation of Iyiorcha Ayu, as he believes the party’s national chairman shouldn’t be from the same region as the presidential candidate. He’s also made numerous allegations against the chairman to force his resignation. It’s been an endless battle, and we can only wonder if these reconciliation talks will be for good this time.

    Seyi Makinde  —  Oyo State 

    [Source: Punch]

    Popular opinion on Twitter says that Seyi Makinde is the “best governor in Nigeria” but what makes him tick? Makinde, unlike Wike, hasn’t always been a member of the PDP. He first contested in a senatorial election as a candidate of the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) in 2007 but lost. He joined the PDP in 2010 to contest the Oyo South senatorial district a second time and lost again.

    But if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that Makinde never says never. He lost the PDP’s Oyo governorship ticket in 2014, and moved to the Social Democratic Party (SDP) to contest the 2015 governorship election, which he lost before he returned to the PDP to win the 2019 governorship election.

    Since then, there have been notable achievements in his career as governor, from renovating 299 primary healthcare centers to regular pension payments for civil service workers in Oyo State.

    With the 2023 elections, however, Makinde seems to be switching to the other side of the fence again, as he’s been seen to be supporting the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Bola Tinubu. Even Peter Obi, the Labour Party (LP) candidate, has met Makinde for consultations, which raises many questions.



    Samuel Ortom — Benue State

    [Source: Vanguard]


    Interestingly, Ortom won his first term as Benue State governor in 2015 as a member of the APC. However, he switched camps to the PDP in 2018 due to an “internal crisis” and won re-election in 2019. Ortom’s reign hasn’t had so much of a smooth run, and has been tainted by communal crises that have claimed thousands of lives. 


    He’s one of the G5’s loudest voices against Atiku and recently clashed with the candidate over his stance on the Fulani herdsmen blamed for attacks in Benue. He also believes a southerner should be president, which is possibly why he went all the way to Labour Party to give his support to Obi instead.


    Okezie Ikpeazu — Abia State

    [Source: Vanguard]

    Ikpeazu isn’t an alien to controversy as he was accused of submitting false information to the PDP during the 2015 elections and was sacked as governor. However, he appealed the court ruling and won, and he was even successful in running for a second term.

    Since then, he has been accused of siphoning government funds to his own personal companies and has been flagged by the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) as the state with the highest number of unpaid salaries.


    Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi — Enugu State

    [Source: Premium Times]

    If the G5 was a secondary school classroom, Ugwuanyi would be the quiet boy sitting in front.

    Once a member of the House of Representatives in 2003, he’s serving his second term as the governor of Enugu State since his first victory in 2015. He’s known for the rehabilitation of key roads in Enugu, including internal roads in Nsukka and Achi.

  • It’s 100 Days Until the 2023 Elections. What Has Happened?

    Today, November 16, 2022, makes it exactly 100 days till the general elections scheduled for February 25, 2023. A lot has happened since campaigns officially kicked off on September 28, 2022. 

    Here are some interesting things that have happened so far, and what you can expect in the coming days.

    PDP flags off campaign with Obi chants

    Despite the many internal squabbles happening in the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), the party’s campaign took off in Uyo on October 10, 2022 and there were reports of a massive crowd. However, the standout moment came when PDP supporters were singing Obi kerenke chants at the rally. A truly forgettable moment for PDP’s Atiku Abubakar.

    Labour Party kicks off campaign with low turnout

    It was the turn of the Labour Party (LP) to kick-start its campaign which it did on October 29, 2022, in Nasarawa state. While the PDP had Obi supporters turn out in good numbers at its rally a few days earlier, they somehow managed to hide their faces where they were truly needed.

    Doyin Okupe, an LP spokesperson, said the state government employed tactics designed to frustrate its supporters, including scheduling an environmental sanitation on that day to limit movement. 

    He claimed that this was the first time in seven years that the state was doing such a thing, reducing its available supporters by 90 percent. Looks like there’s enough breakfast to go around.

    APC gets a hostile reception

    APC kicked off its campaign on November 15, 2022, in Plateau state. While other interesting things took place, there was also the unfortunate matter of boos and stones being reportedly hurled during the campaign.

    To be fair though, the APC in 2015 asked us to stone them if they fail to perform. So there’s that.

    What can we expect in the next 100 days?

    Things are bound to get very exciting. Expect funny soundbites, epic fails, more gaffes and mudslinging. 

    Meanwhile, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has said that while all that is happening in the background, it remains loyal to Nigerians. Already it has published its voter register online for Nigerians to make claims and objections. You can head over here to learn more.

     ALSO READ: Embarrassing Moments from 2023 Presidential Candidates so Far

  • Embarrassing Moments from 2023 Presidential Candidates so Far

    It’s the World Cup in a few days and while Nigeria won’t be taking part, there are no hard feelings as there’s enough drama at home to keep us occupied. With things getting intense ahead of the 2023 elections, we’ve seen presidential candidates buckle under pressure with twists and slips. 

    Being the troublemakers that we are, we’ve compiled the top four embarrassing moments  of the presidential campaigns so far.

    Atiku has his “emi lokan” moment

    We start with the unifier. Atiku Abubakar of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), had his first major gaffe at an interactive session on October 14, 2022. Addressing the Arewa Joint Committee, Atiku was asked what his plans were for the North. 

    We should have known he was up to no good when he turned up in sneakers. He took the mic, and the words that came from his mouth were in stark contrast to his goal of unifying Nigerians. 

    His words: “I think what the average northerner needs is someone who is from the North, and who also understands the other parts of Nigeria, and who has been able to build bridges across the rest of the country. This is what the northerner needs. He doesn’t need a Yoruba candidate, or an Igbo candidate. This is what the northerner needs.”

    Nigerians had interesting reactions to this online.

    BAT loves bad things

    Bola Tinubu (BAT) of the All Progressives Congress (APC) is no stranger to controversies. If anything, he delights in them. At a summit in Kaduna, around the same time Atiku was pulling his “emi lokan” stunt, BAT reminded us that he’s the true king of comical errors. 

    In what was supposed to be a compliment to Nasir El-Rufai, BAT still found a way to throw a jab at him. He said: “I’m begging Nasiru El-Rufai not to run away for (an) additional degree. Your vision, creativity and resiliency in turning a rotten situation into a bad one is necessary at this critical time.”

    His spokesman called it a “slip of tongue”. But as you’ll find out soon, that would be one of several slips to come.

    Obi and his unverifiable facts

    Peter Obi (The Rock) of the Labour Party (LP) has no doubt captured a lot of supporters, building his Obidient army. And if there’s anything he is famous for, it is quoting statistics to back up his claims. However, not all rocks are solid, as Obi has shown us.

    His most prominent gaffe came in an interview on Channels TV. On July 25, 2022, he claimed that of the 150 players playing in the National Basketball Association (NBA), almost 100 are Nigerians. 

    You know how Obi always says “Go and verify”? Well, fact-checkers did and they found his claim to be untrue. Turns out that among the 109 international players registered for the league’s 2021-2022 season, only five — and not “almost 100” — are from Nigeria.

    The BAT strikes again

    BAT’s most recent gaffe places him head and shoulders above the presidential pack. At a rally on November 15, 2022, in Plateau state, the BAT lost track of his own political party when he asked God to “bless the PDAPC”. We checked, and there’s no party by that name. 

    Naturally, we have questions.

    And theories.

    And a winner.

    Are there any other moments you think we left out? Let us know in the comments.

    ALSO READ: Atiku Joins Tribal Olympics and BAT’s Lips Are Loose Again

  • PDP Wants INEC to Disqualify Tinubu and Here’s Why

    It has been rough days for the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, aka BAT. Old allegations of his links to narcotics sprung up and forced his spokesman to go on TV to defend him. We wrote about that in our newsletter here

    While the BAT was still trying to get some breathing space, a documentary on his shady past was released, adding more fuel to the fire. Then the opposition party, the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), released a strongly worded press release urging Nigerians not to vote for him. 

    These are tough times for the BAT and he might decide to hibernate till the storm passes.

    What did the PDP say? 

    The PDP had a lot to say. The party accused the APC of “creating tension and inducing violence”. It said that the APC, having realized they have an ineligible candidate for 2023, is choosing violence to frustrate the conduct of the 2023 elections. 

    It went on to reference BAT’s forfeiture of funds over links to drug-related offenses in the United States. The PDP warned Nigerians that a vote for the APC will ultimately be voided and called on the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to intervene.

    Why is this significant?

    The PDP cited section 137 (1d) of the Nigerian constitution which deals with grounds for disqualification. As pertaining to the BAT, they highlighted the following: 

    “A person shall not be qualified for election to the office of President if he is under a sentence of death imposed by any competent court of law or tribunal in Nigeria or a sentence of imprisonment or fine for any offence involving dishonesty or fraud (by whatever name called) or for any other offence, imposed on him by any court or tribunal or substituted by a competent authority for any other sentence imposed on him by such a court or tribunal.”

    The PDP is saying that the BAT’s forfeiture in the US constitutes a fine imposed on him by a court. In this case, the Northern District of Illinois and as such, is disqualified.

    How could this play out?

    There has already been a fake report attributed to INEC saying it would look into it. While INEC has come out to debunk it, there’s no denying that it is under immense pressure to do something as the umpire.

    On the other hand, BAT’s camp says there’s no case and that the PDP’s statement is just that — a press statement.

    It is unlikely that INEC disqualifies the BAT given his high-ranking status in the APC. So just like the last election, the PDP might take up the matter in court if the BAT wins.

    Whether things will escalate to that is a question that can only be answered by February 2023. 

    So sit tight, it’s a long hard ride ahead.

    ALSO READ: Five Big Moments from the Presidential Town Hall

  • Why Ortom Would “Rather Die” Than Be Under Atiku

    On November 6, 2022, Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom, saw his dinner party as a great opportunity to send Atiku Abubakar ‘to hell’. It came as no surprise when Ortom withdrew his support for the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) over his allegiance with the Miyetti Allah, a Fulani cattle-rearing group in the North. 

    Ortom said: “To hell with Atiku and anyone supporting him. They should go and tell him. You want me to be a slave for a Fulani. It’s better I die. Anybody supporting Atiku is an enemy of Benue.”

    Some people have called Ortom out, saying that his outburst of rage was the ‘most embarrassing speech one has heard from a governor’ and ‘a hate speech. 

    In case you were wondering, this is actually hate speech, a commonplace during elections. 

    The Cambridge Dictionary defines hate speech as “public speech that expresses hate or encourages violence towards a person or group based on something such as race, religion, sex, or sexual orientation.” 

    Ortom’s hate speech echoed years of tribal sentiments fuelled by several events you might’ve missed. A single thread can be drawn from the age-long crisis between the Fulani people and the Tiv of Benue State. 

    Let’s catch you up. 

    The Fulani-Tiv Crisis 

    To understand the Tiv (Benue) – Fulani crisis, we need to go back to the basics. Here are a few things you need to know:

    The Tiv and Fulani were once friends during the 19th century, while the Tiv were migrating from the Central African Republic to Cameroon. But, the Tiv decided that they were not ‘feeling the friendship’ anymore due to the Fulani’s “domineering” attitude, and they parted ways.

    There are conflicting stories about how the two groups began to attack and counterattack each other. However, in the 1950s, the Tiv joined the Middle Belt Congress founded by J.S Tarka, simply because they felt the Northern People’s Congress (headed by the Hausas and Fulanis) was “cruel and wanted power all to themselves.”

    Let’s fast forward to 2022 where there is increased violence in Benue State, most of which has been attributed to herdsmen (some of Fulani origin). 

    Just this month, 18 persons were killed, including children, and the state has thousands of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) seeking help to feed, clothe and house themselves. 

    There have also been tussles between the state and the Miyetti Allah over anti-grazing laws.  People in the state are mostly farmers and cattle grazing has left their crops destroyed countless times, further impoverishing them.  Attempts to reach compromises on both ends have failed and even led to more violence. 

    Tensions heightened in January 2022 when Ortom insisted that the Federal Government should consider Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore, Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria (MACBAN), and Fulani Nationality Movement (FUNAM) terrorist organizations.

    [Image Source: Peoples Gazette]

    Atiku-Ortom wahala 

    Now that you know more about the Fulani-Tiv crisis, let’s go back to the fight between Atiku and Ortom. 

    It was on October 15, 2022 that the fight really started when Atiku told the Arewa Committee during his presidential campaign that he was angry with Ortom for “profiling Fulani as bandits and terrorists because I am a Fulani.” 

    This was after the Benue Youth Forum (BYF), had awarded him the highest chieftaincy title in Benue, the ‘Zege Mule U’. After his speech, calls were made that the title should be reviewed

    Now that Ortom has consigned Atiku to hell, what is the next gbas gbos that will happen next? We’ll be here to update you. 

  • All the Gbas Gbos of Nyesom Wike and Iyorchia Ayu’s Civil War

    If Nyesom Wike wasn’t the governor of Rivers State, we can totally see him as a party hypeman. From performing diss tracks with his live band to taking relentless stabs at the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, Wike has done it all.

    Wike’s beef with Atiku started after he lost the PDP presidential ticket to him and didn’t get selected as his running mate.

    Wike’s fight isn’t with Atiku alone, but also with the PDP’s national chairman, Iyorchia Ayu. The governor has repeatedly demanded Ayu’s resignation as a condition to secure his support for Atiku’s campaign. For Wike, not getting his way is equal to wahala for everybody.

    ALSO READ: Why Nyesom Wike’s Pressing Atiku’s Neck

    For weeks, Wike was the only one running his mouth over the resignation issue, but Ayu has been firing back his own shots recently. Let’s look at the biggest highlights of the gbas gbos between the two senior men.

    “How dare you stop PDP candidates from contesting elections?”

    Wike gave it hot to Ayu after the national chairman hinted he has the almighty power to stop any candidate from contesting on the party’s platform. He was really referring to Benue State governor, Samuel Ortom, who’s one of Wike’s core loyalists. Wike didn’t like the threat and he challenged Ayu to try him.

    Wike said, “I heard when he said he could have stopped Ortom from running for election. You see how ungrateful human beings can be. This was the same Governor Ortom who pleaded with us to allow Ayu to become the national chairman.

    “This is a man who never campaigned anywhere. This is a man who never bought a form or a poster. Even the money they gave him to print posters, he never printed any posters. Now he is saying he can stop the man who brought him, who became his guarantor.”

    “Ayu collected ₦‎1 billion in Lagos”

    Wike also won’t let us hear word about how Ayu is corrupt and has repeatedly accused him of the illegal collection of ₦‎1 billion for the party’s primaries.

    He said, “Ayu is corrupt. Quote me. I’m a lawyer and I’m the governor of Rivers State. Ayu collected ₦‎1 billion in Lagos. He told one of the PDP presidential aspirants before the primary that the governors weren’t ready to fund the party.”

    This was when Ayu started to open his mouth and push back against Wike by denying the allegation. He said, “The consistent attack on my person since the end of the convention on May 31. I have refrained from reacting as the father of the party I felt I should encourage reconciliation. But where it touches on my personal integrity, I appeal to such people to desist from trying to malign my character.”

    He promised to show to publish the party’s account statement by the end of the year to prove his innocence. But why wait that long?

    “…his children will disown him”

    As if the ₦1 billion issues weren’t enough, Wike also accused Ayu of collecting an additional ₦100 million illegally from a certain governor. And this is the point where Wike dragged Ayu’s children into the mess.

    He said, “Let me tell you Ayu collected N100 million from a governor. If not for the love of this party, if we release what we have, Ayu’s children will go to him and say we are no longer your children.”

    Wike is clearly too committed to this feud to quit and there’s no going back for him at this point.



    ALSO READ: What We Learnt From Nyesom Wike’s London Tour

  • What Is Going On With Atiku’s Presidential Campaign?

    Atiku Abubakar, the presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), officially flagged off his campaign early in October 2022. He has since hopped across the country for his unifier mission

    But what exactly has he been up to? 

    How has his campaign fared so far?

    Well, the answer depends on who you ask. His fans have called his style of campaign unique and focused. His haters think he’s in last position in a three-horse race for the crown. But this is a former vice president of Nigeria we’re talking about and a massive crowd of supporters turned up for the flag-off of his campaign.

    The biggest problem for Atiku’s campaign is he has enemies from within trying to pour sand in his garri.

    On October 25, 2022, the governor of Benue State, Samuel Ortom, his fellow party member, publicly withdrew his support for Atiku for “dishonoring him” and working against the interests of his state. This withdrawal is connected to Atiku’s messy feud with Nyesom Wike, the governor of Rivers State. 

    Wike is yet to forgive Atiku’s transgressions since he lost the party’s ticket to him. So, it’s no surprise that every day is WW III with those two.

    On his most recent campaign stop in Edo State, Atiku said his number one priority, if elected president, would be Nigeria’s unity. But it’s difficult to overlook the irony that he can’t unite his own party.

    Where was Atiku last seen?

    On October 25, 2022, Atiku visited residents of Bayelsa State affected by the floods that have devastated many parts of Nigeria. The candidate didn’t just show up with love and light, but also some cash — he donated ₦55 million towards the welfare of the victims.

    Call him Mr Owonikoko

    Atiku blamed climate change for the floods which have killed over 600 Nigerians in 2022. He called on the government to set up a relief fund to assist the victims who have lost their homes and sources of livelihood. 

    So where next for the unifier?

    According to his campaign timetable, Atiku is expected to address the Commonwealth of Nations in the United Kingdom on October 27, 2022. He would then move his presidential campaign to Ekiti State on November 1, and neighbouring Ondo State on November 2. 

    The candidate’s expected to tour the remaining states in Nigeria before the presidential election holds on February 25, 2023. For his sake, we hope he manages to put his home in order or there may be some serious consequences.

  • Why Nyesom Wike Is Pressing Atiku’s Neck

    On the night of May 28th, 2022, delegates of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) gathered in Abuja to elect its 2023 presidential candidate. Moments before the voting commenced, the governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, mounted the podium, grabbed the mic and made a couple of interesting promises. 

    As one of the aspirants contesting for the PDP’s ticket that night, he vowed strongly to support the winner and help the party win the 2023 presidential election. But everything he’s done to the PDP since then has been a betrayal of his words. What changed?

    A crushing loss

    Wike’s first problem was losing the ticket he desperately wanted to the perennial presidential aspirant and former vice president, Atiku Abubakar

    The defeat was a bitter pill for Wike to swallow, especially losing to Atiku who helped the opposition kick the PDP out of Aso Rock Villa in 2015. 

    Wike vs Atiku

    One thing you should know about Wike is he started from the bottom — as a local government chairman in 1999, to the chief of staff of a state governor in 2007, to junior minister in 2011, senior minister in 2013 and finally governor in 2015. He’s been gathering the infinity stones of politics for the past 23 years and losing on his first crack at the biggest and final stone must have stung.

    Wike, naturally, didn’t like losing, but he was even more upset about how it happened.

    A friendly knife in the back

    There are no permanent friends in politics and Wike got a very painful dose of that the night PDP handed Atiku the ticket. A big reason the governor lost was the last-minute withdrawal of Sokoto State governor, Aminu Tambuwal, from the race. 

    When he announced his withdrawal at the May convention, Tambuwal asked delegates to transfer all his votes to Atiku. The only problem was up until that moment, Tambuwal and Wike were BFFs. 

    Wike vs Atiku

    It’s all love and friendly stabbings over here

    In fact, Wike heavily backed Tambuwal’s 2019 run for the PDP’s presidential ticket which he also lost to Atiku. So, Tambuwal’s last-minute betrayal left Wike feeling like this:

    But the series of unfortunate events didn’t end there.

    An unfortunate slip-up

    Hours after the convention, while Wike was away licking his wounds and probably cooking a diss track with his merry band of jesters, there was a knock on Tambuwal’s door

    When he opened it, he ushered in PDP executives led by Iyorchia Ayu, the national chairman of the party. After a very Nigerian back-and-forth hailing of each other as “My chairman”, Ayu looked lovingly into Tambuwal’s eyes and said, “You’re the hero of the convention.” 

    Wike saw the video of the meeting, and concluded northern forces in the party conspired to steal the ticket from him (and the south).

    Despite how deeply hurt he was at this point, there was one last opportunity for the PDP to mend fences with Wike: vice-presidentship.

    An offer not made

    Over a week after the PDP’s primary election, a 17-member committee submitted three names to Atiku to consider for the party’s vice presidential slot. Wike was on the list and enjoyed the support of the committee’s chairman, Governor Samuel Ortom of Benue State. But on June 16th, 2022, Atiku handed his vice presidential ticket to Governor Ifeanyi Okowa of Delta State. And this was Wike’s 13th reason why.

    Wike vs Atiku

    Wike’s campaign of terror

    The Wike that emerged from the ashes of that crushing night in May has become a wrecking ball crushing the PDP’s chances of returning to Aso Rock Villa in 2023.

    With the help of his merry band who helps him compose his catchy impromptu diss tracks on all his opps and haters, he’s attacked Atiku many times over the past few weeks and rubbished the PDP’s current leadership.

    He’s even publicly flirted with rival presidential candidates Peter Obi and Bola Tinubu just to show Atiku he’s a man of many options. But what’s Wike’s endgame?

    What does Wike want?

    On September 20th, 2022, high-profile PDP members in Wike’s camp pulled out of Atiku’s presidential campaign committee. They protested that Ayu must resign as the party’s chairman so that a southerner can replace him. The point of the demand is to balance the PDP’s regional composition since Atiku, the presidential candidate, is also a northerner.

    Atiku has made it clear he can’t make Ayu step down, but Wike insists it’s something that needs to happen before he can even think about making more demands in exchange for his support.

    How Atiku deals with his Wike problem can greatly impact who ends up in Aso Rock Villa in 2023. Wike knows this and will milk the power of his influence till he gets his way. Who blinks first?

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  • What You Should Know About Osun Governorship Election

    In democracies worldwide, an election is usually the best chance for groups of people to determine their own future. The Osun State governorship election will present voters with such an opportunity on Saturday, July 16th, 2022. 

    Here’s everything you need to know about this election.

    Why’s it taking place before 2023?

    Just like the June 18th, 2022 Ekiti State governorship election, the Osun State governorship election is one of a handful of governorship elections in Nigeria that doesn’t happen at the same time as the nationwide general elections. The Osun election fell out of sync with the regular timetable after the Supreme Court overturned Olagunsoye Oyinlola’s 2007 victory in favour of Rauf Aregbesola in 2010. 

    Is an incumbent governor involved?

    Yes. 

    Gboyega Oyetola will participate in the Osun governorship election

    The incumbent governor, Gboyega Oyetola, is contesting for a second term in office as the candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC). His biggest obstacle, yet again, is Ademola Adeleke of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) whom he narrowly beat in 2018.

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    How many candidates are contesting?

    Nigeria has 18 political parties; 15 of them will participate in the Osun State governorship election. The three parties that won’t participate are Action Alliance (AA), All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) and African Democratic Congress (ADC).

    All 15 governorship candidates are male, but there are six female deputy governorship candidates in the race. No woman has ever been elected governor in the history of Nigeria’s democracy.

    Osun governorship election candidates

    Osun governorship election candidates

    Source: INEC

    How many people are voting?

    There are 1,955,657 voters eligible to vote in the Osun State governorship election. But only about 1,479,595 (75.7%) have collected their permanent voter’s cards (PVC) as of Sunday, July 10th, 2022. 

    Number 7

    The upcoming contest is the seventh governorship election in Osun State since its creation in 1991. The Nigeria Police Force (NPF) has deployed 21,000 police officers to the state to ensure a peaceful process. 

    When will the winner be sworn in?

    The winner of the Osun State governorship election will be sworn in on November 27th, 2022.

    INEC advise voters on Osun governorship election

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  • Which Nigerian Song Accurately Describes Our Presidential Candidates?

    Can we all agree that the DJ who kept dropping bops was the best part of last night’s APC convention? While we sat and watched contestant after contestant come on stage to either step-down or drop hot lies, the DJ turned each break into a dance party. Inspired by his incredibly shady playlist, we’ve decided to give each presidential candidate a song that accurately matches their chaotic energy. 

    1. Bola Ahmed Tinubu — Buga (Lo Lo Lo) by Kizz Daniel 

    This election has given Tinubu more nicknames than your local up and coming rapper. The self-declared kingmaker who’s decided that he must be president before he turns 100, was welcomed to the APC convention stage with “Collect your money. Wake up” from Kizz Daniel’s Buga (Lo Lo Lo), playing loudly. After hearing the lyrics to that song, we’re not surprised other candidates started withdrawing from the race. It’s almost like the ₦100 million they spent in buying the presidential form was shawarma money. 

    2. Professor Yemi Osinbajo — Playboy by Fireboy DML 

    No other song describes our BDSM king like this banger from Fireboy DML. A true Yoruba demon tune, Professor Yemi Osinbajo is the biggest political playboy of the presidential race. He has the swagger, the white agbada, the sweet mouth and most importantly, the gaslighting tricks. This man promised to change Nigeria and literally give us the moon like he hasn’t been a part of the current government for seven years. We see you, Christian Grey. Ooof!

    3. Atiku Abubakar — Stand Strong by Davido 

    This has to be Atiku’s morning devotion song. After running for president five times, this man is still standing strong, even though most of us would prefer it if he just sat down. It can’t be that deep, sir. It’s almost like he forgot something in Aso Rock, because why has he been running for president way before we even had Nokia 3310? On Stand Strong, Davido sings about having more than nine lives, which might mean Atiku has three more elections if he loses the one in 2023. Wahala. 

    4. Rochas Okorocha — Levels by Flavour 

    It’s only in Nigeria that a presidential aspirant will confidently announce at the primaries that less than a week ago, he was in detention based on corruption charges. Rochas came on the stage to shade all the other aspirants and remind them that he was rich before he even went into politics, unlike the other brokies using government funds to run. With that type of energy, there’s no way Levels by Flavour isn’t this man’s theme song. Shade aside, that statement is rich, coming from someone who allegedly stole over ₦2.9 billion from public funds. Glass houses, Rochas, glass houses. 

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    5. Peter Obi — Gentility by Melvitto and Wande Coal 

    Peter Obi definitely listens to Gentitility, and we aren’t talking about the sped-up TikTok version. The former Anambra state governor has moved from vice presidential candidate to presidential aspirant at the PDP and now, Labour Party presidential candidate. He may not have the initial ginger of all the other presidential candidates, but he has managed to become an underdog ahead of the 2023 polls. You can definitely tell that this man recites the lines “Gentitlity oshey stupidity” every time he wakes up. 

    6. Nyesom Wike — Free Madness by Terry G 

    Is there anyone Nyesom Wike hasn’t fought with? From Bubu to Edo state governor, Godwin Obaseki, this man is famous for giving you gbas gbos if you mistakenly breathe in his direction. Since he lost the PDP ticket to Vin Diesel Atiku Abubakar, we doubt we’ll be seeing that energy in Aso Rock. Either way, Free Madness is definitely his morning alarm song. 

    7. Uju Ohanenye — Sweet Mother by Prince Nico

    We should’ve known something was wrong when she started her speech by saying,” Naijas”. Where is the “s” from? Who says that? Because her motivation to run hinged on the assumption that Nigeria needs a mother, it feels apt that her official theme song be Sweet Mother by Prince Nico. Thanks for coming ma. 

    8. Rotimi Amaechi — Kilometre by Burna Boy

    Why Kilometre by Burna Boy? Amaechi was the Minister of Transport, and he also ran a lap around a stadium to prove he’s fit to run for president. We didn’t even have to dig deep for this one. He repeatedly asked delegates not to vote for him if they didn’t think he was qualified. Quick question, sir, are we voting for a president or someone to represent us at the Olympics? 

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  • An Abacha in Agbada Is Trying to Return to Power

    General Sani Abacha is pretty hard to forget for different reasons to different generations of Nigerians. Those that were alive in the 1990s remember him as the brutal dictator that turned Nigeria into a terrifying hellscape. The Abacha regime served human rights abuses for breakfast and political assassinations for dinner.

    An Abacha in Agbada Is Trying to Return to Power

    But younger generations of Nigerians remember him as the thief who stole so much that, every three Eke market days, a bunch of Abacha loot is still being discovered in the most random places on the planet. He’s now regarded as a sugar daddy whose past loot is making its way back to Nigeria in the present. 

    Regardless of which generation is passing judgement, a lot of people can agree that the Sani Abacha years weren’t such a great time for Nigeria. So, of course, it was going to raise eyebrows that an Abacha is contesting for public office in a democratic Nigeria. 

    Enter Mohammed Abacha

    Mohammed Abacha is trying to become a governor

    This guy

    When he suddenly died in 1998, Sani Abacha left behind six sons and three daughters. Mohammed Abacha is the eldest surviving son of the late dictator and has had an interesting life since his father’s death. On May 26th 2022, he won the ticket of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to contest in the Kano State governorship election in 2023. 

    First, a backstory

    Sani Abacha stole billions of dollars, and he did it with help from friends, close associates and family members. And his son, Mohammed, who’s been a central figure implicated in his late father’s thieving activities, was arrested in 1999 by the government of Olusegun Obasanjo over corruption and money laundering allegations. When he was released in 2002, the government announced that it was based on an agreement that required the Abacha family to return more than $1 billion stolen from Nigeria. That deal also allowed the Abacha family to keep the sum of $100 million they claimed was acquired before Sani Abacha took over Nigeria in 1993.

    An Abacha in Agbada Is Trying to Return to Power

    Mohammed was also arraigned in court for alleged involvement in the Abacha government’s assassination of Kudirat Abiola but was acquitted by the Supreme Court before the commencement of trial. 

    When Goodluck Jonathan came into power, his government dragged Mohammed to court in 2014 for receiving stolen property worth N100.38 billion, but the charges were later dismissed.

    Man’s the proverbial cat with nine lives.

    An Abacha in Agbada Is Trying to Return to Power

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    Now, about Abacha’s political career

    The first thing to know about Mohammed’s political career is that this isn’t the first time he’s contesting to become the governor of Kano. He’s been trying to get into power long before anyone ever came up with the idea for TikTok.

    His first serious stab at running for office was in 2011. He was a member of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) which you may remember as the party of a certain Muhammadu Buhari at the time. In fact, Abacha’s wife and Mohammed’s mother, Maryam, said in an interview in 2014 that her son became a member of the party due to Buhari’s influence

    Dictator. President. Influencer — work rate >>>

    Mohammed won the CPC’s ticket in a primary election, but the party submitted the name of another aspirant, Lawal Ja’afaru Isa. The younger Abacha’s attempt to fight this in court ended in failure, and Maryam wasn’t happy with Buhari over this. 

    Mohammed wouldn’t take no for an answer, so he contested again in 2015. But he withdrew from the race just before the PDP’s primary election for unexplained reasons. But he didn’t stop there.

    Mohammed was a bit luckier in 2019 when he won the ticket of the Advanced Peoples Democratic Alliance (APDA). He was finally on the ballot for the governorship election and it seemed to be his time to shine. More than 2.2 million people voted in that election, but Mohammed ended up with only 3,035 votes. 

    So, what now?

    Even though Mohammed won the PDP’s governorship ticket, he’s currently not the party’s only candidate for the election.

    An Abacha in Agbada Is Trying to Return to Power

    This situation of two winners is made possible only through the magic known as “parallel elections”. But what does that even mean? Well, PDP had a civil war of personalities that created two opposing factions in the party. The two factions then went ahead to organise separate elections with different winners

    Mohammed won the PDP’s ticket in a contest against one other aspirant, Jafar Sani Bello. Sadiq Wali, the son of a former Minister of Foreign Affairs, won the other election which was organised at the Sani Abacha Youth Center in Kano. You can’t make this kind of irony up.

    What’s left now is for the PDP to decide whose name will be submitted to INEC as the authentic candidate. This means that Mohammed must be praying that whatever happened in 2011 with CPC doesn’t repeat itself in 2022 with PDP.

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  • Lessons We Learnt from PDP’s National Convention

    If history has taught us only one thing about Nigerian politics, it’s that we can always expect to be entertained. Even when the public officials are robbing the country blind or banning things for no sensible reason, there’s always something entertaining we can use as a coping mechanism.

    The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) became the first major party to elect its candidate for the 2023 presidential election. It’s a pivotal event that many Nigerians have been looking forward to for weeks because of its significance to next year’s contest. The PDP national convention has come and gone, and we learnt a few lessons. 

    Atiku won’t rest

    Atiku won big at PDP's national convention

    Let’s start with the biggest winner. Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, won the PDP’s ticket at the national convention that took place between May 28th and May 29th 2022. His win makes him a motivational speaker’s wet dream because he still won’t stop aspiring for Nigeria’s highest office 30 years after his first try.

    He’s been a presidential aspirant/candidate or vice-presidential candidate in elections in 1993, 1999, 2003, 2007, 2011, 2015, and 2019. We bet he mumbles, “Desire, aspire, perspire, inspire but don’t expire,” before he sleeps and when he wakes.

    Breakfast goes around

    Nyesom Wike lost at the PDP national convention

    Atiku defeated a dozen other aspirants, but the biggest loser is Rivers State governor, Nyesom Wike, the man who finished second behind him. The governor had by far been the loudest of the party’s aspirants and taken potshots at everyone else. He built his campaign solely on the claim that he’s the only one capable of winning the presidency back for the party. 

    Lessons We Learnt from PDP's National Convention

    Hard to argue against a guy who does this

    When aspirants battled for the PDP’s ticket for the 2019 presidential election, Wike heavily backed Tambuwal against Atiku who eventually won the ticket. Fast-forward to 2022 when Wike could have done with some reciprocal support, Tambuwal dropped out of the race and announced his support for Atiku instead. It was a turning point of the contest, and it’s not a secret that Wike is salty about how it all went down.

    Fayose is obsessed with Buhari

    Ayo Fayose lost woefully at the PDP National Convention

    Look, we get it. Buhari doesn’t have many fans in the opposition party, but can someone please tell Mr Ayo Fayose that the president won’t be on the ballot next year? While giving his final address to delegates, the former Ekiti State governor kept praising himself as a man with a track record of defeating incumbents. He specifically asked delegates to make him the party’s candidate so he can defeat Buhari who it turns out won’t be contesting at all in 2023. No wonder he got zero votes by the time the convention was over.

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    PDP misses the chance to make history

    Tari Diana Oliver was a highlight at the PDP National Convention

    Tari Diana Oliver was the only female aspirant in the race for the PDP ticket. And since Nigerians have never elected a female president, it was no surprise that her pitch to delegates was to make history and make her the first. 

    “I’m standing here as Esther in the hands of Mordecai. It’s in your hands to vote for me and make history,” she said in a passionate appeal to delegates before voting commenced. Her message got through to only one delegate that voted for her, but at least that’s one more than the zero votes that aspirants like Fayose and Dele Momodu got.

    Death to zoning

    Lessons We Learnt from PDP's National Convention

    Much has been made about if Nigeria’s next president should come from the north or south. The Southern Governors’ Forum (SGF) even threatened that whichever party elects a northerner will lose at the polls. It’s an issue that threatened to tear the PDP apart until the party decided to play it safe and make the contest open to whoever can spend the most money win. 

    Many Nigerians have kicked against the idea of a northerner, like Atiku, replacing another northerner (Buhari) after eight years, but that’s a real possibility now. Because it’s not a properly documented arrangement, it was only a matter of time before zoning met its end at the presidential level. The lesson here is to document everything.

    EFCC is always watching

    Lessons We Learnt from PDP's National Convention

    A lot has been made about how presidential primaries can become a money-making venture for delegates that elect the candidates. Delegates use the opportunity to cash out and take dollars from every aspirant willing to part with their money in exchange for votes. It was no surprise then that agents of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) were seen sniffing around at the PDP’s convention

    No one (that we know of) was arrested, but the message is clear that the eagle is always watching, even if only for the camera.

    APC boxed into a tight corner

    Lessons We Learnt from PDP's National Convention

    The PDP and the All Progressives Congress (APC) have been playing a game of cat and mouse trying to see the candidate that the other one elects for the 2023 presidential election. With Atiku’s victory, the APC has one week to think long and hard about who they have in their lineup of aspirants to battle against an election veteran who clocked over 12 million votes in the 2019 election. 

    Contrary to Fayose’s crank theory, Buhari won’t be on the ballot, so the APC needs someone that can battle for the huge voting figures from the north. While that may automatically mean electing a northern candidate, good luck explaining that to southerners in the party who have been expecting the ticket to be zoned to the south. We can think of one southerner in particular who wants to be rewarded with a lifetime ambition. Should be fun when the convention happens between June 6th and June 8th 2022.

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  • What’s the Big Deal About National Conventions in Nigerian Political Parties?

    After many battles, the All Progressives Congress (APC) will finally hold its national convention on March 26th 2022.

    The ruling party’s road to the national convention has been paved with enough drama for a TV miniseries. There have been postponements, an attempted palace coup, a dramatic comeback and a state governor even publicly called his fellow governors Yahoo boys.

    National conventions are usually divisive

    National conventions aren’t always this eventful, but they’re big deals for political parties in Nigeria. What exactly makes them such a force?

    It’s the head of the house

    National conventions are usually divisive

    A national convention is at the top of the food chain in the internal structure of a political party. It’s the organ that formulates the policies of a party and reviews the constitution that guides its operations. 

    The national convention is the only one with the authority to come late to a meeting and say, “Let’s start again from the beginning.”  It may also delegate some of its powers to other organs of the party as it sees fit.

    It’s the party’s glucose guardian

    As the head of the house, the national convention of the party is also principally responsible for raising adequate funds for the party to survive. It’s responsible for auditing the accounts, by appointing external auditors, to ensure no one is doing any funny business with the party’s purse.

    Election of national officers and presidential candidates

    National conventions are usually divisive

    What national conventions are most popular for in Nigeria is the election of national officers of political parties. Party officers voted into the National Working Committee (NWC) of a party are responsible for its day-to-day running at the national level. Parties elect these officers and their presidential candidates at national conventions.

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    It’s the Intro-tech teacher

    National conventions are usually divisive

    The national convention of a party is also the Intro-tech teacher of the party. It ratifies disciplinary actions against officers that bring shame to the party. If you do anyhow, you see anyhow.

    It holds every four years

    It’s usually a party.

    One of the things that makes a party’s national convention special is that it rarely holds. National conventions typically take place every four years. A special national convention can be convened for the election of a party’s presidential candidate. Special conventions can also be convened by the National Executive Committee (NEC) which is the party’s second most powerful organ. 

    In the times that the national convention doesn’t convene, the NEC supervises and directs the operations of the party.

    Membership

    The membership of a party’s national convention cuts across its organs from top to bottom — it’s a very long list. It includes members of the NEC, NWC, members of the party that are currently president, vice president, governors, deputy governors, and federal and state lawmakers. Membership also includes members of the party’s Board of Trustees, Zonal Working Committee (ZWC), state party executives and elected Local Government Council chairmen.

    INEC is always watching

    A party’s national convention is a big deal, but the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) wields a bigger stick. INEC must get at least 21 days notice for any convention, else the conveners would just be wasting their time.

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  • Can a Court Sack a Nigerian Governor for Being a Traitor?

    The feeling of being betrayed is not the best. It can be as basic as finding egusi inside an ice-cream bowl, or, if you’re a political party, getting served breakfast by an ungrateful politician that you helped to win public office.

    Can you sack a Nigerian governor for jumping around parties while in office?

    “Defecting” and “cross-carpeting” are terms that have become mainstays in Nigerian politics because politicians love to backstab their lovers parties. And as we all know, betrayal leaves the betrayed shocked, bitter and cold.

    This feeling of betrayal is one that the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) knows all too well. The party lost three state governors to the All Progressives Congress (APC) between November 2020 and June 2021. Dave Umahi of Ebonyi, Ben Ayade of Cross River and Bello Matawalle of Zamfara all jumped in bed with the APC.

    Can serving governors just do that?

    The short answer is yes.

    Can you sack a Nigerian governor for jumping around parties while in office?

    Section 68(1)(g) of the 1999 Constitution is very clear that a federal lawmaker shall lose their seat if they move to a new party before the end of their tenure. That lawmaker can only keep their seat if the party they left was experiencing internal division or merged with another party. This constitutional instruction is usually ignored when lawmakers defect in Nigeria, but at least it’s there.

    However, the clear constitutional provision against betrayal does not affect governors. That’s why Umahi, Matawalle and Ayade can serve PDP breakfast with their full chests. 

    Who will stop them?

    When Umahi defected to the APC, we imagine PDP felt like this: 

    And on March 8th, 2022, Justice Inyang Ekwo of the Federal High Court, Abuja, ordered Umahi to vacate his office. The PDP had argued before the court that votes that helped the governor win the office were cast for the party, not the candidate. This position is backed by many past court judgements.

    Justice Ekwo agreed and ruled that Umahi cannot carry PDP’s mandate over to the APC that lost the governorship election. Umahi refused the legal justification for his dismissal and appealed against the judgement.

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    Will he succeed?

    Can you sack a Nigerian governor for jumping around parties while in office?

    Umahi has based his defence on the fact that the case filed by the PDP is not a pre-election matter. A pre-election matter is one filed in court about how a candidate was elected as their party’s flagbearer. A governor can be removed by a court if it’s determined there was something illegal about how they were elected.

    However, the PDP’s betrayal case was filed after Umahi was already governor. He believes he should be protected by Section 308 of the constitution that grants him immunity from prosecution.

    With that established, the constitution outlines only three ways in which a governor can be removed from office — death, resignation or impeachment.

    Where will this end?

    Even Justice Ekwo admitted in his ruling that the constitution is not clear on what to do with a traitorous governor, but he applied the provision of Section 68 that only deals with lawmakers anyway. Many legal experts expect that his ruling on Umahi will not hold up at the Court of Appeal and/or Supreme Court because there’s no clear constitutional backing. For now, the Ebonyi governor remains in office.

    When a constitutional amendment bill was proposed on March 1st, 2022 for political office holders to lose their seats upon defection, National Assembly members rejected it. Until that part of the constitution is fixed, it appears governors will continue to serve their parties breakfast.

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  • Nigerian politicians are corrupt. This statement isn’t news to any Nigerian. But yesterday two video of the governor of Kano, Abdullahi Ganduje surfaced. In the videos, he’s seen collecting bundles of money one at a time from someone we can’t see. Even with the levels of corruption we experience, the videos still managed to surprise us and we have so many questions.

    What was the money for?

    Was Ganduje helping them change it to naira? Was he collecting it for safe keeping?

    Why hasn’t anyone in leadership said anything about it?

    It’s not as if we expect them to say anything sensible, but why the silence?

    Why was he collecting the bundles one by one? Is that how it’s done now? What happened to ghana bag?

    Was he counting the money to see if it’s complete?

    Why did he put some bundles in his agabada and put some on the floor? Is that why so many of our politicians like to wear agabada?

    Is agabda banking the new one? What happened to cap banking?

    According to Daily Nigeria, these two videos are the first of 15 which show the governor collecting a bribe. So what’s in the remaining 13?

    Watch out for all new episodes of ‘How to get away with dollars’.

    For the people saying the video is fake, is it not Governor Ganduje who’s in the video?

    Abi it’s someone else we are seeing?

    According to his Special Adviser for media, the governor was framed but the video is fake. Which one is it? Is the video fake? Or was he framed?

    #FakeNews: Some key facts to look into critically and objectively on the alleged video of Governor Ganduje receiving kickbacks. pic.twitter.com/L2XE1u2ze9

    — Salihu Tanko Yakasai (@dawisu) October 15, 2018

    The special adviser also goes on about how the people trying to set his poor governor up couldn’t fake his voice. But isn’t this his voice we hear in the second video?

    But the most important question of all, is why is he still in office?

    This won’t be the first time we’ll see politicians get away with such blatant acts of corruption.  But we are still hoping something is done about this.
  • Yesterday Aunty Oby declared her bid to run for presidency. Now, this might be the best news we’ve gotten since Burna Boy dropped Ye (our new national anthem).

    As expected what is likely to follow after this announcement is a slew of interviews and press runs.

    So here’s a public service announcement for all the members of the Nigerian Press. There are a thousand and one questions we should be asking Oby Ezekwesili right now, but they shouldn’t include any of these.

    May we meet you?

    So what we will call your husband if you win? Is it first husband?

    If you become president where will you find the time to be cooking for your husband/will you still be cooking for your husband?

    What does your husband think of you running for presidency?

    Do you think Nigeria is ready for a female president? Don’t you think you should wait a few years for your turn?

    Don’t you think you’d stand a better chance running alongside a man as Vice President?

    You can never win, so why are you running?

    So if you win how are you going to balance being president with your family life?

    If you become president, how do you think it’ll affect your home?

    Do you think as a woman you are up to the task of being president?

    Did you ask for your husband’s permission before you declared?

    What of your pastor? Did you ask for his permission?

    As a woman do you think you have what it takes to become the president of Nigeria?

    You know you should be asking? About her plans to fix the country’s debt situation, or how she’s going to provide more jobs, or improve national security. Thanks and God bless.

  • We were doing some research and to our surprise, APC and PDP are not the only registered political parties in Nigeria. According to INEC, there are actually 68 registered political parties! We are pretty sure you’ve never heard of these ones.

    All Blending Party (ABP)

    From the name, you’ll already know these ones came to play. What does All Blending Party mean?

    Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party (ANRP)

    Is this a political party logo or the logo for a Yahoo boy’s side hustle?

    All Democratic Peoples Movement (ADPM)

    I like how they’ve already packed themselves inside bus. They better keep driving until they reach Cotonou, because we don’t want them here.

    Citizens Popular Party (CPP)

    These ones had the liver to put ‘popular’ in their party’s name. Why tell such lies?

    Freedom and Justice Party (FJP)

    ‘Freedom and Justice’, as if any Nigerian politician knows the meaning of those words.

    Green Party of Nigeria (GPN)

    I like how there’s a hand telling us ‘your father’ in their logo. At least they are straightforward.

    Independent Democrats (ID)

    If we put all Nigerian politicians together in a room we are pretty sure none of them can spell ‘Independents’ or ‘Democrats’ but there is a political party called Independent Democrats?

    Justice Must Prevail Party (JMPP)

    Is there anywhere in this country that justice prevails?

    Masses Movement of Nigeria (MMN)

    These ones what to use ‘we the people, for the people’ to deceive us. Stay woke, they are all the same.

    National Conscience Party (NCP)

    I’m pretty sure we all know that if there’s one thing all Nigerian politicians lack, it’s conscience.

    New Generation Party of Nigeria (NGP)

    Just look at these wicked people that don’t want us to progress as a country. How can they use hand fan as their logo? So they are praying for us to never have light?

    National Rescue Movement (NRM)

    It took a bit to convince me this is a political party. What’s the bee doing there, please?

    Re-build Nigeria Party (RBNP)

    Please, there is nothing to rebuild we need to start from scratch. We have to lay foundation again.

    Socialist Party of Nigeria (SPN)

    So there are people who are socialists in this country?

    Young Progressive Party (YPP)

    So there is a Young Progressive Party in this country and Buhari is still president. Wawu.
  • To say that we are tired of Nigerian politicians, might be the understatement of the year. But our biggest problem with Nigerian politicians might be the fact that they don’t seem to know what their jobs entail. Here’s every time we’ve caught them doing everything but their jobs.

    Rauf Aregbesola playing dress up in school uniform

    We asked around and nobody could figure out why this picture came to be. Was he trying to show the primary school students that he was one of them? Or helping them model their school uniform?

    And here’s Rochas Okorocha roasting corn because what else is left to govern in Imo state.

    You know all the roads are fixed, there are enough schools and hospitals the next thing the governor needs to be doing with his time is roasting corn.

    Here’s Okorocha again in a school uniform supposedly teaching children.

    What’s the need to employ qualified teachers to teach the children of Imo when he can do it himself.

    Iyiola Omisore taking a joy ride on an okada

    How else can Iyiola Omisore show that he’s truly a man of the people other than riding around on an okada?

    When Rotimi Amaechi decided that being a governor wasn’t challenging enough for him, he decided to add hairdressing to his C.V.

    Then there’s the time Dino Melaye decided that being a video vixen was his true calling.

    You people are the ones forcing him to continue being a senator.

    When Buhari decided that being president is merely a side gig and being a travel blogger is what he really wants to be in life.

    Lagos today, London tomorrow. Baby boy goals.

    When Fayose decided to become a tailor.

    What a humble and hardworking politician, sewing his own clothes.

    Here’s Fayose again selling ewa-agayin

    At this point, we need to recognize that Fayose’s antics are a cry for help. Someone is clearly forcing him to continue being a politician.

    When they decided to turn the senate building into a wrestling ground.

    Can you see that their role models are Mohammed Ali and Bash Ali.

    We know you as tired as we are of all theses Nigerian politicians as we are.

    So if you still haven’t collected your PVC you had better go now, the deadline is August 17, 2018, so you know you don’t have a lot of time left.
  • We were going about our business this beautiful morning, wondering why $1 is still over 360 naira and why a bag of rice is 20k when our Senators decided to come and disturb us with their drama.

    As is with all things Nigerian we honestly don’t know exactly what is going on. But here’s the gist of what we at least know.

    The DSS barricaded the entrance to the NASS complex and prevented staff and legislators from entering. 

    The State Security Services in #Nigeria (DSS) have blocked the entrance to @nassnigeria, this morning, and are turning away staff and legislators.

    A complete assault on Nigeria’s democracy. pic.twitter.com/TWmY7PQLfZ — Chxta (@Chxta) August 7, 2018

    No one knows who the order came from, it apparently came from ‘above’.

    Did Baba Bubu send a text from London? We’re still trying to figure out who this Oga at the top is.

    In fact, a Legislator stood up to the DSS, daring them.

    This is quite fascinating, that the Legislators have this kind of energy, but they couldn’t use this energy to help us looking into #EndSARS.

    After hours of standing up to the DSS and fighting to uphold democracy in Nigeria, the senators were finally granted access into the complex.

    For a group of people who are supposed to be under siege, they seem pretty cheerful.

    All the APC legislators were nowhere to be found.

    What a coincidence.

    The DSS operatives were also masked.

    Muzzbe action film.

    In what might or might not be connected news, Senator Goodswil Akpabio also officially resigned as senate minority leader today.

    Another coincidence. Fascinating.

    Because this is Nigeria we won’t be surprised if the narrative changes in the next couple of hours.

    Next thing we’ll hear is that the DSS were actually there to protect the Senators.

    In a twist of events that can only happen in Nigeria, Ag. President – Yemi Osinbajo fired the DG of DSS, Lawal Daura.

    This might be the most epic way anyone has ever said ‘I am not involved’.

    All this drama, and you wonder why Nigerian politicians are not getting nominations for AMAA awards

    Look at this list. No Nigerian Politician.

    Anyway, all of them will still go to the back and be hugging each other in private.

    Because really, that’s all they care about mostly. Themselves.

    If you are as tired as we are of these people using us to play ten-ten and you still haven’t collected your PVC, you can’t be a serious person.

    Head on over to getyourpvc.com to find the answers to learn how to register to get your Permanent Voter’s Card. Don’t forget, the deadline is August 17 to register if you want to vote next year.
  • Politics in Nigeria is forever a source of humour for us. With the likes of Dino Melaye occupying seats of power, it’s a wonder this country is still running. When it comes to Nigerian politics and humour though, one of the funniest things we’ve come across in a while are these political party logos:

    Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party (ANRP)

    We tried our hardest to decipher this logo but we still have so many questions. Why is a plant growing out of the laptop? Why is the laptop in a map of Nigeria?

    Sustainable National Party (SNP)

    We thought very hard about it and we couldn’t come up with a single reason a bell will be used as a party logo. Must be closing time.

    United Democratic Party

    There’s nothing you want to tell us. Whoever came up with this logo just went home and told their child to draw anything on paper then used it as party logo.

    Peoples Democratic Movement (PDM)

    Please, what’s the torchlight for? Is it to remind us that there is no light in Nigeria? Are they trying to shine a light on Nigeria? What does it mean?

    All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA)

    We know how much Nigerians love anything that signifies enjoyment but we don’t understand what a chicken is looking for on a political party’s logo.

    All Progressives Congress (APC)

    We’ve always wondered what APC’s broom signified. Over the last three years, we’ve discovered that their plan is to sweep all Nigerians out of the country. How else will you explain the rate at which Nigerians are leaving the country under this government?

    National Conscience Party

    We don’t know which is funnier, the name of this political party or the logo. As if any Nigerian politician has a conscience. If you don’t close your eyes there.

    Socialist Party of Nigeria (SPN)

    No political party logo vexed us as much as this one. Where is the light to put on the light bulb? They should have just put a generator next to it so we know they are serious.

    Re-build Nigeria Party (RBNP)

    We are willing to bet this month’s salary that this logo was picked out of one of those old Macmillan textbooks.

    Fresh Democratic Party (FDP)

    What does the clock signify? Why is the time at 8 o’clock? Was that the exact time Okotie had his vision of becoming the president of Nigeria?

    New Generation Party of Nigeria (NGP)

    This is how you know the people who don’t want us to progress. 2018 but you don’t want us to be using AC to cool ourselves. We should still be using hand fan? In the end —all these parties, relevant or not, ugly logos or not, the one thing that gets to decide whether or not we keep them or kick them, is getting your PVC.  If you still haven’t gotten yours, do you really want Nigeria to be better? If you are confused as to how to go about it then check out our handy guide to getting your PVC here.
  • Nigerian Politicians And Foreign Politicians Have A Lot More In Common Than We Thought And Here’s Why

    Let’s go a little back in time to the elections period in Nigeria.

    To when realistic and unrealistic promises were made, and “generous”politicians suddenly remembered the hungry, starving, Nigerian masses.

    And since honesty isn’t necessarily a Nigerian trait..

    Many politicians shared branded food items (and other gifts) which were eagerly received by some greedy voters.

    Packaged rice.

    For those that place Jollof above necessary infrastructure that should be provided by Nigerian leaders.

    Odourless Fufu

    In case the smell of mainstream Fufu gets in the way.

    And recharge card to call the love of your life.

    Aren’t our politicians just thoughtful?

    Let’s flip the script and go to Europe where this politician is going to spend two years in prison.

    Florin Popescu, a Romanian politician is being jailed for a crime he committed in 2012 while he was lobbying for votes for his re-election into office as a  council leader.

    He used his political position to secure an order of 60 tonnes of fried chicken worth $85,000 and shared it to voters in a bid to make them vote for him.

    He loaded the chicken packages into trailers and distributed them at several locations. Although he resigned earlier in February 2016 and claimed it was for the “good of the country”, Florin currently nicknamed the Chicken Baron will be cooling off in prison for two years as part of Romania’s crackdown on Kwaraption!

    Will this kind of crackdown ever happen in Nigeria?

    We wait. [zkk_poll post=24520 poll=content_block_standard_format_8]