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If you’ve ever attend a Nigerian party, you’ll know how extravagant, amusing and flamboyant they can be! Here are 12 pictures that prove that no one else can throw a party like Nigerians can!
1. The divine taste of party jollof rice, small chops and assorted meat.

My stomach has found its soulmate and it’s Nigerian party food.
2. When everybody dresses like they are on their way to meet the president of Nigeria.

We must dress for inauguration, Oscars, Grammys, AMVCAs and MAMAs all in one night!
3. And some Nigerians will come ready to out-dress the host.

Sister, iz okay. Your own will come soon.
4. How everyone turns up when their favourite Nigerian banger comes on.

Once you hear “Sarz on the beat” or “It’s Young Jon the Wicked Producer”! It is lit!!

5. When they bring out the talking drums and the band starts to hail you.

Let it rain!

6. And if it’s your own party, you know you’re about to make some moneyyyy!

Plix, I only take dollars at this time. Tenks.
7. How some people will be arguing over party pack.

Ahn ahn… all because of party pack?
8. And those people that will be hiding food in Nylon bag!

Yes we know the food is delicious but NYLON!!? Upon all the Hermes bag you’ve been carrying!
9. And we absolutely love to have a photoshoot for every party we throw.

Just passed your first year in university? Photo shoot. Promotion at work? Photo shoot. Getting married? Pre-wedding shoot of course!
10. And even at your graduation party, you can get Nigerian celebs to come through, perform and slay lives.

Whether A-list, B-list, C-list or No-list at all, every photo-op is necessary.
11. Only Nigerians can have a themed-party for a wedding.

Amusement park meets wedding.
12. And if you are single and attending a Nigerian party, you just might get seized!

Soon you’ll be throwing your own Nigerian party that has Zero Competition! Don’t forget to serve Orijin Zero!

Damilola

April 25, 2016

Oldies

orijin, Owambe, party, sponsored
We’re not assuming anything but can we guess how much palaver your bae will give you? Take this quiz to find out.

Maryam

April 18, 2016

In Your Feels, Quizzes, Ships

orijin, sponsored, zero palaver, zero tolerance
1. When your relatives give you money and your parents collect it from you immediately.

Wow, no chill at all.
2. And when you ask for it, you’re ungrateful because “All the food you’ve been eating here nko”.

I didn’t even know I had to pay for food, but okay!
3. When they say “Tell me the truth, I won’t get angry” and then proceed to start shouting.

I thought we had a deal!
4. When you tell your mum you’re in love and she calls a family meeting.

I’m not even here.
5. And these are your parents every Valentine’s day till you’re 21.

But they want you to marry o!
6. According to them, every bad thing that happens to you is because you’re always pressing your phone.

How??
7. When you say you want to visit your friends and they proceed to almost ruin that friendship by asking “How many times have they visited you?”

Thanks for that.
8. When they miss no chance to compare you to your ‘better behaved’ friend.

“Just look at how polite Mrs. A’s son is…and you you will be shouting like a conductor”.
9. When you tell them you want to study Theatre Arts and they just breakdown because you have disgraced the family.

You want all my hard work to be in vain?
10. When you make the mistake of enjoying yourself after failing an exam.

“Is this how you want to live your life?”
11. When you’re rude to your mom and she starts reporting you to everybody.

I’m so very sorry. Please.
12. When you ask for a little freedom and they start giving you examples of people who had freedom and are now misbehaving in society.

Okay! Okay! I’ll stay inside.
13. How they look at you when you bring your friend that is smarter than you home.

So do you people want to give me away now?
14. When visitors come to the house and your mom has downloaded your progress to them in less than five minutes.

WYD, ma?
15. When you’re gisting with your dad and he suddenly turns the joke into a lecture.

Every damn time!
16. When you’re sick or sad, but your mom tells you that the pot won’t wash itself.

WOW!
17. When you wear ripped or distressed clothes and attempt to leave the house.

What were you thinking?
Because our parents have #ZeroTolerance, best to have Orijin Zero to step down.

At least they can’t complain that it has alcohol…

Odunayo

April 11, 2016

Oldies

Chill, orijin, parenting, Parents, sponsored, youth

1. The divine taste of party jollof rice, small chops and assorted meat.

2. When everybody dresses like they are on their way to meet the president of Nigeria.

3. And some Nigerians will come ready to out-dress the host.

4. How everyone turns up when their favourite Nigerian banger comes on.

5. When they bring out the talking drums and the band starts to hail you.

6. And if it’s your own party, you know you’re about to make some moneyyyy!

7. How some people will be arguing over party pack.

8. And those people that will be hiding food in Nylon bag!

9. And we absolutely love to have a photoshoot for every party we throw.

10. And even at your graduation party, you can get Nigerian celebs to come through, perform and slay lives.

11. Only Nigerians can have a themed-party for a wedding.

12. And if you are single and attending a Nigerian party, you just might get seized!

1. When your relatives give you money and your parents collect it from you immediately.

2. And when you ask for it, you’re ungrateful because “All the food you’ve been eating here nko”.

3. When they say “Tell me the truth, I won’t get angry” and then proceed to start shouting.

4. When you tell your mum you’re in love and she calls a family meeting.

5. And these are your parents every Valentine’s day till you’re 21.

6. According to them, every bad thing that happens to you is because you’re always pressing your phone.

7. When you say you want to visit your friends and they proceed to almost ruin that friendship by asking “How many times have they visited you?”

8. When they miss no chance to compare you to your ‘better behaved’ friend.

9. When you tell them you want to study Theatre Arts and they just breakdown because you have disgraced the family.

10. When you make the mistake of enjoying yourself after failing an exam.

11. When you’re rude to your mom and she starts reporting you to everybody.

12. When you ask for a little freedom and they start giving you examples of people who had freedom and are now misbehaving in society.

13. How they look at you when you bring your friend that is smarter than you home.

14. When visitors come to the house and your mom has downloaded your progress to them in less than five minutes.

15. When you’re gisting with your dad and he suddenly turns the joke into a lecture.

16. When you’re sick or sad, but your mom tells you that the pot won’t wash itself.

17. When you wear ripped or distressed clothes and attempt to leave the house.

Because our parents have #ZeroTolerance, best to have Orijin Zero to step down.