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  • 12 Things That Are Too True About Doctors In Nollywood Movies

    12 Things That Are Too True About Doctors In Nollywood Movies

    1. When a Nollywood doctor hears that a patient doesn’t have money.

    Bye!

    2. Nollywood doctors and sleeping with nurses.

    In. Every. Movie.

    3. When they only check the patient’s temperature and diagnose them with HIV.

    Oshey, Doctor Abracadabra!

    4. “We’ve run all the tests and we can’t seem to find the problem.”

    How will you find it with only stethoscope?

    5. When they suggest that the patient goes to see a babalawo.

    Just like that? Not even another doctor?

    6. When the patient comes in with a broken hand and ends up with a bandaged leg.

    Na wa.

    7. When they go everywhere with a stethoscope around their neck, just in case we forget their profession.

    We know you’re a doctor, biko.

    8. When every patient they treat ends up in a coma.

    Shouldn’t we be worried?

    9. When their answer to everything is “we need to perform a surgery”

    Even for malaria.

    10. Whenever the patient sees their final bill.

    Kill them oh!

    11. When they start saying “we tried all we could…”

    Na so.

    12. How they announce that someone has died:

    Wow!
  • QUIZ: Which Nollywood Movie Villain Are You?

    QUIZ: Which Nollywood Movie Villain Are You?
    Let’s explore your dark [Nigerian] side!!! *rubs palms together in glee*
  • 11 Videos That Prove Odunlade Is God’s Gift To Nollywood

    11 Videos That Prove Odunlade Is God’s Gift To Nollywood

    Odunlade Adekola is one of the best actors Nollywood can boast of.

    And everyone loves him.

    https://twitter.com/Abstractflaws/status/705604968573771777

    From making us shriek with laughter to his ridiculously hilarious clapbacks, here are 11 reasons Odunlade Adekola is God’s gift to Nollywood:

    1. When he dealt with his long throat friend.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdWW85Gwj8o
    This is an important life lesson here: Always hold your own money!

    2. When he was just badass.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoknwN4rZ7E
    And transformed into the king of the streets.

    3. Who else can clapback like Odunlade? No one!!!

    https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/704401165488951296
    Nollywood, what is a fly-whisk please?

    4. When you’re waiting for the love of your life and your girlfriend suddenly appears.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCkN2jcmmFJ/
    Because nothing should come in the way of love.

    5. How to get away with serial cheating.

    She caught him cheating and he flipped that shit. What a man! pic.twitter.com/RhJUqWtcPh

    — Wole II (@Kingwole) February 22, 2016 Through blame shifting and turning tables, of course.

    6. Blessing us with his greatness…

    https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/701866437451915264
    Even without saying a word.

    7. When he trolled this poor blind beggar.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAqMi4MGmNq/
    LMAO!

    8. And he was effortlessly girly here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDPgaIZ4GUY
    Seriously, give this guy an Oscar… just kidding!

    9. When he threw shade at a female Babalawo without giving one damn.

    LOL! He called her “Madam”.

    10. When he gave his gateman premium advice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V29XRV9PuvU
    With the straightest face ever.

    11. We love him even more because he is quite the charmer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI9cfdJT2g0
    He could even steal your girl from you.
  • The 2016 Oscars Were Exactly Like A Nollywoood Movie And Here’s Why

    The 2016 Oscars Were Exactly Like A Nollywoood Movie And Here’s Why
    The most critically-acclaimed Academy Awards happened recently and some of the things that happened made us nearly fall off our chairs in shock and laughter. Here are some of the things that made the Oscars feel like a Nollywood  movie script.

    The host of the awards, Chris Rock began by throwing major shade at the organisers for the lack of diversity the categories had.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsTs-xNuBms
    He came mercilessly for everybody.

    He then proceeded to troll Will and Jada Smith for boycotting the Oscars.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCXqkz8whrt/?tagged=chrisrock
    Did anybody even invite them in the first place?

    He reminded us of Patience Ozokwor, the one and only revered queen of shade in Nollywood.

    Only her can begin an opening scene launching missiles of shade on everybody.

    After being snubbed four times, and pulling an Nkiru Sylvanus on the world with his role in The Revenant movie…

    And being extremely pitiful…

    Can you spot the difference between this man and Nkiru Sylvanus?

    Leonardo Dicarprio finally won the Oscar he had been crying for.

    YASS!

    And just like how we sometimes expect to see Ramsey Nouah slay a nice movie and the directors choose to snub him and slap Emeka Ike on our faces instead…

    Because one-syllable-at-a-time-speaking Emeka does it better than everybody else.

    The Academy also chose to snub awesome nominated movies like The Martian and Star Wars and awarding movies like Spotlight and The Hateful Eight.

    This Ela was unnecessary sha.

    And the mother of plot twists, right after making this ridiculous statement….

    This happened.

    When you have to do the dance of shame in the market.

    Not to forget, the dramatic wardrobe assemble.

    Because stylish clothes are too mainstream.

    When you have to be young and be someone’s old fairy god mother at the same time.

    The lack of diversity is currently being addressed by the Academy. In the light of that, we look forward to when Nigerian and in general, African movies will make a big impact in the international scene.

  • 11 Things You Should Know About Nigerian Filmmaker Abba Makama

    11 Things You Should Know About Nigerian Filmmaker Abba Makama

    1. Abba T. Makama is mostly known as a filmmaker and founder of Osiris; a creative group that creates magical ideas for digital and traditional media.

    But personally he considers himself an artist and prefers the label ‘creator’. Born and raised in Jos Plateau State. He went to Hillcrest School Jos and St. Joseph’s College before graduating from SUNY Fredonia N.Y. He also studied film at N.Y.U. Ventures Africa listed him as one of the 15 African creatives to watch for in 2016.

    2. While growing up in Jos he attend Hillcrest school and was classmates with Tejumola Komolafe (NaijaBoyz).

    They were both the best art students in their class and also best friends. Teju left Nigeria in the early 90’s. The two reconnected in 2006 via Myspace and discovered they both where on the path to becoming filmmakers.

    3. His company Osiris has worked with numerous brands.

    Directing commercials, digital marketing skits and documentaries for companies like Google, Blackberry, Gtbank Nigerian Breweries etc.

    4. In 2010, he and friend/colleague Bolaji Kekere Ekun ( 37th State) created AMEBO at FOUR.

    AMEBO at FOUR is a hilarious comedy NEWS skit.

    5. In 2010 he wrote, produced and directed the comedy satire on the Nigerian film industry called Direc-toh.

    Direc-toh screened at Eko International Film Festival 2010 and won Best Actor at InShort Film Festival 2010.

    6. In 2012 he collaborated with fashion designer and close friend Niyi Okuboyejo, to create Party of Minister.

    Party of Minister is a satire short film about corrupt African dictators. It screened at the 2016 Black Star Film Festival in Philadelphia. That same year he also directed a fashion film for acclaimed fashion designer Maki Oh.

    7. In 2013 he released QUACKS a sequel to Party of Ministers.

    Party of Minister and Quacks were selected for the first Iroko TV online short film festival.

    8. In 2014 he was commissioned by Al Jazeera to direct a documentary on the Nigeria Film Industry.

    It aired in July 2015 on Al Jazeera world and was well received by key figures in the industry.

    9. In 2015 he released a comedy reality TV show, CITY BISHOP, about a journalist from the village of Isoko who explores Lagos city life.

    Season 1 aired on SilverBird TV.

    10. 2016 will be the release of his first feature length film ‘Green White Green’.

     Green White Green is a comedy satire and coming of age story about 3 young boys from the 3 major ethnic group on an adventure to shoot a short film inspired by Nigeria’s history.

    11. Abba Makama the painter.

    His first solo art exhibition is on February 28th 2016 at the IAMSIGO showroom. Waking hallucinations and sleep paralysis are the inspiration behind the art show.
  • How Jose Mourinho’s Sack Is Exactly Like A NollyWood Movie

    How Jose Mourinho’s Sack Is Exactly Like A NollyWood Movie

    Jose Mourinho, manager and coach of the famous Chelsea FC was fired last week after a dramatic turn of events for the club.

    It seemed exactly like a scene from a Nollywood movie and here’s why:

    1. There’s that man that has his career going smoothly and living the good life.

    Working at a top company and all that.

    2. He was so good at his job, he named himself “The special one”.

    Cockiness can be allowed sometimes.

    3. He became so good and consequently so proud he started calling out his rivals.

    He tagged Arsene Wenger a “specialist in failure” and bad belle started spreading.

    4. He still stayed winning though.

    5. Until he pissed off a woman and made her lose her job.

    It begins.

    6. Everyone begged him to take her back but he refused.

    7. And things started going south for him, slowly.

    8. Even his own team ganged up against him.

    Where did the loyalty go?

    9. Till he eventually got fired.

    He also didn’t get his 40 million pounds entitlement, what is this life?

    10. As the great plot twist that is life, his rival rose through the ranks and started winning.

    Ah! How tables have turned.

    11. What will happen to Jose after this? Will his team take him back? Watch out for part 2.

  • 7 Of The Hottest Nigerian Santa Claus Candidates

    7 Of The Hottest Nigerian Santa Claus Candidates

    The hottest Santa in town right now is this guy.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/-c03w8S2Hk/?taken-by=yorkdalestyle

    Now even adults want to sit in his lap.

    For every selfie taken with him and posted with the hashtag “Fashion Santa”, one dollar will be donated to charity by the Yorkdale mall. Talk about hotness for a good cause. You might think Canada is too far to go and meet ordinary Santa. Well, look no further, here are some Nigerian men giving serious Santa Claus goals.

    1. Richard Mofe-Damijo

    https://www.instagram.com/p/-02hX2Ly7u/?taken-by=mofedamijo
    His Instagram page has broken the internet several times.

    2. Zack Orji

    His name is the coolest.

    3. Wale Ojo

    https://www.instagram.com/p/8-94BiRJgQ/?tagged=waleojo

    4. Osita Chidoka

    Former aviation minister and FRSC boss.

    5. Femi Otedola

    Billionaire and oil mogul, need we say more?

    6. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi

    Former CBN governor and current Emir of Kano.

    7. Victor Olaotan

    Just look at his suit.

    We didn’t say you can ask to sit on their laps whenever you meet them though.  Tell us, who else you think should be on the list.

  • 17 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Nollywood

    17 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Nollywood

    1. The tweet about Nollywood auditions.

    2. The tweet about Nollywood love.

    3. The tweet about Nollywood homes.

    4. The tweet about Nollywood prostitutes.

    5. The tweet about Nollywood breakups.

    6. The tweet about Ahmed and his ‘clock bomb.’

    https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/644441188012027904

    7. The tweet about Nollywood flashbacks.

    https://twitter.com/_Kinebudder/status/551098928095961088

    8. The tweet about Nollywood flashbacks inside Nollywood flashbacks.

    9. The tweet about Nollywood jazz.

    https://twitter.com/SageSeid/status/631510045235277824

    10. The tweet about Nollywood witches.

    11. The tweet about Nollywood demons.

    https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/614381400725319680

    12. The tweet about Game of Thrones.

    13. The tweet about Nollywood phone calls.

    14. The tweet about Nollywood men.

    15. The tweet about Nollywood deaths.

    16. The tweet about Nollywood ghosts

    17. The tweet about Nollywood HIV tests.

    https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/537642407282884608