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  • Queens Of Nollywood: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde

    Queens Of Nollywood: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde

    When it comes to old Nollywood realness, we all know that the women were the ones who came on the scene and served hard. We’ve decided to take a week to honour seven legendary actresses who still impact the movie industry decades after their debut.

    Today, we honour the magnificent Omotola Jalade Ekeinde.

    Born on the 7th of February 1978, Omosexy (a nickname she was given by fans for obvious reasons) is a Nigerian actress, singer, philanthropist, and former model. She wasborn into a family of five and attended Chrisland School and Command Secondary School for her secondary education. She started her tertiary school education at Obafemi Awolowo University and completed it at Yaba College of Technology where she studied Estate Management.

    Omotola’s original ambition was to work in Business Management. While waiting for her results after university, she began modelling to earn a living. During this time, she accompanied a friend to the auditions for the 1995 movie, Venom of Justice. She somehow ended up getting the lead role in the movie and caught the acting bug. Her role in the 1996 movie Mortal Inheritance gained her critical acclaim and mainstream recognition, shooting her into the list of A-list actors in Nollywood. She went on to star in such movies as Scores to Settle (1998), Lost Kingdom (1999), Blood Sisters (2003), Games Women Play (2005) etc.

    After over 300 straight-to-video releases, Omotola starred in her first cinematic release in 2010. The movie, named Ije: The Journey, reunited Omotola with her Blood Sisters co-star, Genevieve Nnaji and was shot in parts of Nigeria and the United States. It became the highest-grossing movie at the time (until it dethroned by 2012’s Phone Swap).

    In 2005, Omotola launched a music career with the release of her debut album titled, Gba. The album produced the singles Naija Lowa and the less commercially successful The Things You Do To Me. The singles Feel Alright and Through the Fire were released to promote her sophomore album. The album, though recorded, was never released for unknown reasons.

    She married Captain Matthew Ekeinde in 1996 and had a white ceremony in 2001 that took place onboard a Dash 7 aircraft flying from Lagos to Benin. Together, they have four children.

    Here’s to many more years of Omosexy gracing us with her many talents.

  • Queens Of Nollywood: Clarion Chukwura

    Queens Of Nollywood: Clarion Chukwura

    When it comes to old Nollywood realness, we all know that the women were the ones who came on the scene and served hard. We’ve decided to take a week to honour seven legendary actresses who still impact the movie industry decades after their debut.

    Today, we honour the resplendent Clarion Chukwura.

    Clarion Chukwura (real name: Clara Nneka Oluwatoyin Folashade Chukwurah) is a Nigerian actress and humanitarian. She was born on the 24th of July, 1964 and comes from Anambra state.

    She had her nursery school education in Lagos and then attended Queen of the Rosary College, Onitsha for secondary education. Knowing that she wanted a career in acting, she proceeded to study Acting and Speech in the Department of Dramatic Arts at the Obafemi Awolowo University.

    She began her acting career in 1980 and got her first movie role in 1982’s Money Power, a film by veteran Nigerian filmmaker, Ola Balogun. She gained more recognition when she landed a role on the popular 1984 television soap opera, Mirror in the Sun. She was the first Nigerian to win the Best Actress award at the 1982 FESPASCO film festival in Burkina Faso.

    Chukwura is known for playing rich, wealthy, and flamboyant characters. Since her Nollywood debut in 1984, she has starred in the following movies: Fiery Force, Money Power, Farewell to Babylon, Igbotic Love (LMAO), Forbidden Choice etc.

    Chukwurah with her son, Clarence Peters.

    Chukwurah has been married three times and is the mother of popular music video director, Clarence Peters whose father is musician, Shina Peters. She met him while they were both filming Money Power. She is the recipient of many acting awards and has been recognised as a peace ambassador by the United Nations for her charity work across Africa.

    Here’s to many more years of this legend living her best life.

  • Queens Of Nollywood: Joke Silva

    Queens Of Nollywood: Joke Silva

    When it comes to old Nollywood realness, we all know that the women were the ones who came on the scene and served hard. We’ve decided to take a week to honour seven legendary actresses who still impact the movie industry decades after their debut.

    Today, we honour the eloquent Joke Silva.

    Born on the 29th of September 1961, Joke Silva attended the secondary school Holy Child Girl’s College in Lagos, after which she went into acting. During this time, she moved to London to study drama at Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Arts, a decision her parents were initially opposed to but eventually came to terms with (when her career began to take off). She later returned to Nigerian to study English at the University of Lagos.

    Silva has starred in many English and Yoruba movies. Her earliest known role was in the 1990 English language movie titled Mind Bending. In 1998, she starred in the British-Canadian film titled The Secret Laughter of Women alongside Colin Firth and Nia Long. Some other movies she appeared in around that period are Owulorojo (1993), Violated (1995), Keeping Faith (2002), Shylock (2004), and many others.

    Her performances have garnered her critical acclaim and many awards. For her role in 2006’s Women’s Cot, she won the award for Best Actress In A Leading Role at the Africa Movie Academy Awards (AMAA). She won another AMAA – this time for Best Supporting Actress – for her role in 2007’s White Waters, and again for her role in 2018’s Potato Patahto. She has a knack for appearing in critically acclaimed movies like 30 Days (2006), Amazing Grace (2008), Phone Swap (2011) etc.

    In 2016, She won the lifetime achievement award from the AMAA.

    Silvia is married to fellow thespian, Olu Jacobs, who she met at the National Arts Theatre in 1981, and together, they have two children. Below is an excerpt from an interview in which Jacobs describes his first meeting with Silva:

    “I was having a meeting at the National Theatre and the door opened a young lady came in. I looked at her. I have never met her before in my life and I said to the people in the room ‘ladies and gentlemen, this is the lady I am going to marry’. Everybody laughed. She looked at me up and down, hissed and left. Today, she is my wife.”

    Jacobs and Silva in 1988, performing at the National Arts Theatre in a play titled Holy Child.

    In addition to her continued work as an actress, Silva is a strong supporter of women empowerment and emancipation. She helps the cause by contributing to their education at the Lufodo Academy of Performing Arts, at which she is the director of studies.

    Here’s to many more years of this once in a lifetime talent gracing our screens.

    Check back tomorrow (19/9/2019) when we honour another Nollywood actress.

  • Queens of Nollywood: Regina Askia

    Queens of Nollywood: Regina Askia

    When it comes to old Nollywood realness, we all know that the women were the ones who came on the scene and served hard. We’ve decided to take a week to honour seven legendary actresses who still impact the movie industry decades after their debut.

    Today, we honour the delectable Regina Askia.

    A literal queen of beauty.

    Along with being a (former) actress and model, Regina Askia-Williams (born Imaobong Regina Askia Usoro), is a healthcare and educational activist, television writer, producer, and public speaker.

    In 1988, Askia was crowned Miss Unilag (after transferring from the University of Calabar as a medical student). She competed in that year’s Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria contest and came in second place (even though she was the crowd’s favourite). She eventually held the title position the following year when the girl that won, Bianca Onoh, resigned.

    Her time in the pageant circuit helped her launch a modelling career on the runway, along with print and television commercials. Her big break in the world of acting came in 1993 when she was cast in early 90s television soap opera, Fortunes, as the gold-digging Tokunbo Johnson.

    Askia’s was able to parlay the critical acclaim she got for her role in Fortunes into a full-fledged acting career in Nollywood. She starred in a ton of movies during the 90s and early 2000s like Most Wanted, Full Moon, Highway To The Grave, Suicide Mission, Man Snatcher (LMAO), and many others. At the height of her fame, she was compared to Elizabeth Taylor and commanded N300,000 per role. Remember that this was in the 90s and early 2000s, so N300k was a huge deal.

    With a degree in Biology, Askia quit acting in 2007 and moved to the United States to become a registered nurse. She earned her nurse practitioner degree from Wagner College and is now a family nurse practitioner in New York City. She is married to Ruldoph Williams and they have three kids together.

    Askia has no regrets leaving the glamorous world of Nollywood behind. During a question & answer session on her Instagram page, she said that she is fulfilled with being a nurse, as it is a career that feeds her body and soul.

    Though we miss seeing her on screens, we’re just happy that she’s out there living her best life. Because isn’t that what we all hope for?

    Check back tomorrow (18/9/2019) when we honour another Nollywood actress, Joke Silva.

  • Queens Of Nollywood: Liz Benson

    Queens Of Nollywood: Liz Benson

    When it comes to old Nollywood realness, we all know that the women were the ones who came on the scene and served hard. We’ve decided to take a week to honour seven legendary actresses who still impact the movie industry decades after their debut.

    Today, we honour the incomparable Liz Benson.

    The Queen of grace and radiance.

    Elizabeth Benson Ameye (popularly known as Liz Benson) was born on the 5th of April, 1966. She started her career as an actress at the age of 5 and went on to attend Sylvania State College in the United States of America, bagging a degree in Dramatic Arts.

    Now we know the source of her superior acting skills.

    She appeared in a few things but didn’t cause any buzz until she got the part of Mrs Agnes Johnson on the popular early 90s television soap opera, Fortunes (which ran for about two years). Her role in 1994’s controversial movie, Glamour Girls, shot into the limelight, turning her into one of the most sought after actresses in early Nollywood.

    By 1996, she had warmed her way into the heart of movie lovers in Nigeria. However, during this time, a period which is considered the height of her career, Liz suddenly quit acting. Rumour has it that she gave her life to Christ and began preaching the gospel. She returned a year later in 1997’s Back To Life. It was after this quick break that she played one of her most iconic roles till date in the movie, Diamond Ring (1998) and its sequel (released the same year).

    Liz Benson in Diamond Ring (1998). In it, she plays a rich dead woman who is super pissed about her tomb being robbed and proceeds to haunt the shit out of all the people involved. Go check it out if you haven’t. It’s a blast.

    She went on to grace television screens in movies like Witches (1998), Chain Reaction (1999), World Apart (2004), Women in Power (2005), Crazy Passion (2005) and many others. Benson took another break from acting in 2007 when she met the man who would become her second husband, Bishop Great Ameye. They got married in 2009 and, together, run a church ministry named Freedom Family Assembly.

    She returned to screens in 2014 and appeared in films like Dry (2014), Dearest Mummy (2015), Hilarious Hilary (2015), and Lizard Life (2017). Benson doesn’t act as much as she used to. She says she has found her purpose in “counselling people based on the word of God” but still appears in movies that, according to her, pass on good morals and propagate the gospel.

    Here’s to many more years of seeing this goddess on our screens.

    Check back tomorrow (17/9/2019) when we honour another Nollywood about actress and one time Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria, Regina Askia.

  • 13 Wigs From Old Nollywood That Are Just Fabulously Insane

    13 Wigs From Old Nollywood That Are Just Fabulously Insane

    Those who know me are aware of the fact that I’m obsessed with movie wigs. I had a Twitter meltdown after the trailer for Aquaman was released and I saw Mera and Atlanna’s wigs. Famke Janssen’s lace front being hella visible throughout the entirety of X-Men: The Last Stand stressed me TF out. And it’s only a matter of time before I get thrown out of the cinema for screaming at the screen during every Halle Berry movie.

    When it comes to old school Nollywood, I tend to give them a pass because there wasn’t much they could do with a ₦50,000 budget and a movie production time of three days. So I just watch and laugh my ass off.

    Here are 13 of the wildest ones I’ve seen recently. Shoutout to @nolly.babes and @yungnollywood on Instagram.

    1) This frizzy wig.

    I can’t explain why but it makes perfect sense that Patience Ozokwor would be caught wearing a Bride of Frankenstein-inspired wig. Just add stripes of white dye at both sides and the look is complete.

    2) This blonde wig

    Clarion Chukwurah (much like fellow actress and style icon, Eucharia Anunuobi) has always been adventurous when it comes to fashion, so I knew she’d definitely be on this list. The wig’s stiffness, coupled with the fact that I can see her real edges made this even more delicious.

    3) This brunette mess.

    “Excuse me, ma’am? Mufasa and Simba called. They want their manes back.”

    4) This platinum wig.

    Regina Askia stole this wig from the set of the X-Men movies and you can’t tell me otherwise.

    5) This Daenerys-inspired wig.

    Enough said.

    6) This snake hair wig.

    I’m so sad because I know they had to behead Medusa to make this wig.

    7) What even is this?

    The perfect representation of “classy in the front, garbage fire at the back.”

    8) The spiky wig.

    Middle-aged women in the civil service took this wig and ran with it. They still haven’t given it back.

    9) This (probably dead) moderately-sized forest animal moonlighting as a wig.

    I keep expecting the wig to squeak and jump off her head.

    10) This wool wig.

    She came ALL the way through serving Raggedy Ann realness and you know what? She served hard. I have no choice but to stan.

    11) THIS WIG!

    Me: (In Michelle Obama’s voice): “Hey queen! Girl, you have done it again. Constantly raising the bar for us all, and doing it flawlessly. I’d say I’m surprised but…”

    12) Whatever the hell this is on Emeka Enyiocha’s head.

    The wig looks like a tangled mass of fat shoelaces and I’m so confused.

    13) This braided bob wig with FRINGE.

    Leave it to Eucharia (and Clarion Chukwurah) to make the bold fashion statement no one else will. QUEENS OF STYLE.

  • Five Nigerian Songs That Deserve Movie Adaptations

    Five Nigerian Songs That Deserve Movie Adaptations

    Nollywood doesn’t get enough credit. While it is recognised for its productivity – it is the 3rd largest movie industry in the world – and for exporting Nigerian culture, what most people won’t tell you is that Nollywood is also a place where dreams come true, whether they’re good dreams or nightmares. It’s a place where any idea is good enough, as long as you have enough money to bring it to life.

    Why? No, Why? Why did these have to happen?

    That’s the only explanation for movies like “BlackBerry Babes” and “Beyonce vs. Rihanna”. Nollywood has an unhealthy obsession with Nigerian pop culture – and it often shows in the most honest way possible: by re-adapting popular songs & trends for the small screen. Needless to say, not all these movies are anything to be proud of.

    We can’t stand the Nollywood slander anymore (even if we do our fair share of that thankless job from time to time) so we decided to help. Burna Boy’s new album, African Giant is getting all the buzz now, and it’s only a matter of time till someone gets the smelly idea to turn “Different” into a movie about Nigerian women that love marijuana. If you know someone in Nollywood who’s hungry for inspiration, please tell them to place their focus here instead. These are a few songs you can make into movies instead.

    • Omawumi – “If You Ask Me”

    You don’t name a song “If You Ask Me,” unless you have bombshells that you think people should hear. If an artist has ever successfully compressed the Nigerian spirit of drama into a song, it was this one. Omawumi spent four minutes teasing us with gossip that she never really let on till the end.

    The highlight was the music video, which interpreted each verse as a different story about Nigerians misbehaving. And just in case anyone in Nollywood is worried about shocking the existing audience, they shouldn’t be. The stories look written for Nollywood; there’s a pregnant teenager, some cheating, the usual works. So there you go Zeb Ejiro; one song, three storylines and free visual templates or expo. You’re welcome.

    • 2face – “E Be Like Say”

    One of the more frequent criticism against about some Nigerian art is that they never truly reflect the state of society. Nollywood has the best medium to change this. And if they’re on the hunt for inspiration, look no further than 2face’s “E Be Like Say”, which sounds like someone did a survey of Nigerians’ feeling before all the elections ever and made it into a song. I can already see this movie in my head; think of a movie about revolution.

    It’s the end of a dismal president’s tenure, and young Nigerians simply can’t take it anymore. Except, instead of protesting redundant leaders ahead of the new elections, they just gather at campaign rallies and leave immediately after refreshments are shared. When the elections arrive, someone on Twitter puts out a poll asking people to choose between fried yam and fried potato. “Fried Yam” ends up getting more votes than all the candidates combined.

    • Eedris Abdulkareem’s “Jaga Jaga”

    One of my unpopular opinions is that Nigeria at the moment feels like the prequel to Mad Max. Sometimes, it’s a great place to be in, but on other days, it’s like what happened before the world became a dusty landscape with fierce war boys and a bloodthirsty man-baby as king. Sometime in the early 2000s, a Nigerian rapper called Eedris Abdulkareem made the musical version of that prequel.

    The chaos of “Jaga Jaga” is only comparable to the chaos it describes. That’s why we think it needs to be a movie. Imagine political commentary plus 90 minutes of a hopeful society descending into anarchy. We can finally see whether Solomon Dalung starts the militia he’s been dressing for since 2015. They think Nollywood doesn’t have the range; this is one of the ways you people can show them.

    • Adekunle Gold and Simi’s “No Forget

    I shed a few thug tears when I first heard this song and a few more when I saw the music video. Adekunle and Simi’s love story had been years old by the time they made “No Forget”, which made all the hugging and sobbing feel even more real. In a way, the song is a metaphor for their real-life relationship.

    The two are now married, which would be the best conclusion to the scenario they painted in the music video. Do I need to outrightly say it? This is in essence a real story waiting to be adapted into the abroad love story in the music video. I need to get paid for this shit.

    • Maleek Berry’s “Lost In The World”

    This remorseful love song is on this list because it sounds like the soundtrack to a movie that never got made. In it, Maleek describes a woman who he loved so much he would have given her his last name. Only that she got caught in material distractions and eventually, got lost in the world.

    If any scriptwriter sits with this song, it might end up being the easiest script they ever wrote. The lyrics are so descriptive that you wonder if Mr Berry wasn’t trying to talk to someone. Whether or not he was, the movie version of this song will be yet another tool in the hands of overbearing parents and guardians which is enough to make it one of the biggest Nigerian movies whenever it drops.

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  • You Should Know About “Palaver”, The First Nigerian Movie Ever

    You Should Know About “Palaver”, The First Nigerian Movie Ever

    Nigeria’s super-prolific movie industry is very popular, especially in East Africa where it’s more watched than any other piece of content from around the world. Even with the criticisms of Nollywood’s taste for bling Lagosians, so to speak, the industry has come a long way. Such a long way that if you showed it to the average O C Ukeje stan, “Palaver“, the first-ever Nigerian movie would seem to them like a needlessly long skit shot in Nigeria’s Middle Belt.

    “Palaver” is anything but that. The movie was released in 1926 in an era less known for the dearth of British cinemas than for the gradual enforcement of British imperialism. Above all things, at a time when the British were systemically converting Nigeria to commercial use, “Palaver” was a proudly racist movie.

    These are five things you should know about Nigeria’s first-ever movie.

    • IT’S RECOGNISED AS THE FIRST NIGERIAN MOVIE EVER MADE

    Or more accurately, it’s the first-ever feature film to be made entirely in Nigeria. “Palaver” was written and shot entirely by the British filmmaker, George Barkas in 1926 “among the Sura and Angas tribes on the Bauchi Plateau” according to the movie’s opening credits. Years later, Nigeria would become a preferred destination for films like 1935’s “Sanders of the River” by Zoltán Korda, which featured Nigerian actor Orlando Martins. Nigeria’s film industry would find its feet in the 1950s and strengthen in the 1960s and 1970s.

    • IT WAS PART OF A BIGGER PICTURE

    Speaking of opening credits, “Palaver” was not some workplace exercise; there was a big picture. In the 1920s, Britain was losing influence as a global economic and political power. They decided to find ‘soft power’, by taking advantage of the one thing they had going for them – their colonies. According to a 1927 edition of the Royal Society of Arts Journal, Britain’s Prime Minister at the time, Stanley Baldwin had called for action two years earlier, in 1925. He drew attention to the “danger to which we in this country and our Empire subject ourselves if we allow that method of propaganda [film] to be entirely in the hands of foreign countries“.

    George Barkas, the filmmaker who made “Palaver” was honoured for his work during the second world war.

    Not long after, a film studio, New Era Films was founded. E. Gordon Craig, the managing director described it as ‘an epoch in the resuscitation of British production’. In an August 1926 edition of the science and culture publication, Bioscope, Craig announced that three movies – “Nelson“, “Palaver“, and “Mons” would be shown on consecutive days in September that year. The “three British pictures in one week,” he said, “will convey the best of British ideals and sentiments’.

    • NIGERIANS WERE PORTRAYED AS CANNIBALS

    The makers of “Palaver” framed their narrative from the very first few seconds. After the location of the movie is introduced, the on-screen text says “Less than ten years ago, these tribes were cannibals“. The entire plot goes on to push this unfortunate perception of Africans, particularly by depicting a local king who trusts only in his witch doctor, as he is described. Both characters are caricatures at best, but that’s not where it ends. George Barkas actually described his work making the movie as ‘running the show, selecting my native cast from cannibal pagan tribes, and finally producing the film’.

    • THE MOVIE REINFORCED POPULAR STEREOTYPES

    If there’s one thing that “Palaver” did well, it was to capture all the common stereotypes that the average European in the 1930s would have. The plot is as simplistic as they come; a jealous British tin miner and conman arouses the alcoholic king of the local tribe to go to war with the more refined local district officer, Allison. The prize; wait for it… a white nurse, your typical damsel-in-distress. It depicts Nigerians of the era as anarchic, fetish and reckless. A particular sharp jab is thrown when the local chief has to drink copious amounts of alcohol and gather liquid courage to summon his troops. It’s an allusion that’s still made of our indigenous leaders till this day. It’s worth adding that most Nigerians among the cast were locals, not professional actors.

    • IT WAS FRAMED AS A FAVOUR TO AFRICANS

    Do you know what a favour is? A grant of 200 million dollars to support young creatives involved in the arts. Want another example? A simple offer to introduce a secluded culture to the global market. But in the 1930s, a time when narratives were framed by the West, the movie “Palaver” was presented as a gift to the Nigerians who were placed front and centre. It is consistent with how colonialism was viewed as an altruistic service.

    The Palaver Pressbook, the movie’s supplement, described this perfectly –  ”Here, as elsewhere“, the document stated, “men of our race have plunged into the Unknown, and set themselves to transform chaos into order and security. Battling against slavery, human sacrifice and cannibalism, against torture and devil worship, against famine and disease, they have worked steadily on, winning the land for the natives under the Imperial Crown”.

    It doesn’t really end there. Nigeria wouldn’t have its own cinemas until the 1950s. Palaver was thus shown mostly in British cinemas. As it was essentially a government project, the premiere was promoted as a look into the life of colonial officers in Africa.

    Look how far we’ve come. If anything, it’s proof that Nigerian storytellers have a duty to portray our culture and history in all its glory and many layers.


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  • How To Successfully Become A Nollywood Gangster

    How To Successfully Become A Nollywood Gangster

    Hello human. 👋

    Have you ever found yourself watching Nollywood movies and wishing you could lower your inhibitions and become more like the less than reputable characters robbing and killing people on screen? Just for the fun of it?

    If your answer is “yes,” you’re in luck.

    Here’s a guide on how to morph into an every character Hanks Anuku and J.T Tom West character ever.

    1) You have to look the part

    There’s a saying that goes “You have to dress for success.” This rule also applies to the world of Nollywood crime. Here’s a list of clothing items you need to blend in:

    • Baseball hats (turned to the back)
    • Bowler hats (set at a jaunty angle)
    • Durags
    • Fitted t-shirts (sometimes with the arms cut off)
    • Giant sunglasses (even at night)
    • Baggy jeans (like early 2000s type shit, no matter what year it is)

    2) While we’re on the subject of looking the part, get a trash hairstyle.

    Shave half of your head. Get dreads… in different colours! Who cares if getting dreads with your receding hairline makes you look like one of the predators from Predator? It’ll make you more terrifying, and that’s what you need right now.

    3) Develop an accent.

    Lol. Who else were we going to reference here?

    Also, your voice has to drop like six octaves and your speech must become slurred. Basically, if you don’t sound like a tuberculosis victim who has been roofied, you’re not doing it right.

    4) GET BUFF AND TALL!

    Because your current height (5 feet and 1 inch) and weight (60kg) isn’t going to cut it. GET TO WORK!

    5) Hang out with your gang members in either one of these two locations: A tiny filthy one bedroom apartment with way too many people and property in it OR an uncompleted building.

    It goes without saying that you have to join a gang. That or you can start your own.

    6) While hanging with your gang, drinking and smoking (at the same damn time), place your gun in your crotch, ensuring that trying to retrieve it (in your inebriated state) will lead to your genitals being blown off.

    I can’t be the only who’s imagined this happened to all those movie gangsters that have seemingly never heard of a gun holster.

  • 10 Of The Baddest Witches From Classic Nollywood

    10 Of The Baddest Witches From Classic Nollywood

    There’s probably something to be said about the fact that Nollywood has spent the better part of its existence churning out movies about the supernatural, featuring witches, each one more grotesque than the last.

    There’s something to be said. I’m not going to be the one who says it, though.

    What I’m here to do today is honour the most iconic witches Nollywood has given us; those witches that damaged an entire generation of children by taking up residence in their subconscious and haunting their dreams.

    Let’s get into it:

    1) Regina Askia’s character in Full Moon

    To be honest, I’ve always considered this character more of a Marvel mutant rip-off than a Nollywood witch. This is because she wasn’t evil (like other movie characters with mystical powers at the time). That being said, I think she deserves a spot on this list for that time she set a rapist on fire and that other time she turned her evil stepfather into a statue/pillar of salt.

    2) Liz Benson’s character in Diamond Ring

    I get that the movie never told us what this character was like when she was alive (except that she was filthy rich). But how else can you explain her ability to reach into the land of the living (from the afterlife) and fuck shit up? She caused a car accident (that killed Bimbo Akintola’s character), struck Teju Babyface’s character down with an illness, and still found the time to appear in RMD’s living room to fuck up his light bulbs and raise Shola Sobowale’s blood pressure. I STAN A DEAD QUEEN OF VENGEANCE AND MULTITASKING.

    If you haven’t clocked it yet, I have huge crush on this character.

    3) Nneka The Pretty Serpent

    Nneka the Pretty Serpent was the first in a long line of Nollywood movies that featured marine spirits coming on land to fuck up the lives of men unfortunate enough to have sex with them. Nneka solidified her bad bitch status in a beach-front fight with a pastor at the end of the first movie. She lost, but she lost gracefully.

    4) The witches in Koto Aiye

    From blood sacrifices and killings to stylish meeting outfits and choreography, these women served us all the things we didn’t even know we needed from a coven of murderous witches.

    5) Karishika

    As the official queen of demons (Lilith, who?), Karishika came to Earth with a 20-inch weave, stylish early 90s clothes, and her own theme song! She walked out of a graveyard, took a huge bite out of the neck of the first man she saw, and stole his car! LMAO!

    6) Willie Willie

    Willie Willie’s sexually ambiguous nature made me wonder whether it deserved a spot on this list or not. But that doesn’t matter because it’s 2019 (inclusiveness for all) and Willie Willie’s M.O of murdering children that sang about it is so badass.

    7) The witches from WITCHES

    What I love the most about this movie (even more than the witches’ long acrylic nails and theme song) is how the makers made the decision to not stress themselves over naming the movie. It’s kinda like how Ridley Scott made a movie about aliens and named it Aliens.

    8) Sakobi

    Another marine spirit sent to wreak havoc on Earth, Sakobi made her grand entrance into the world as a giant snake, turned into a beautiful woman (played by Susan Patrick) on a busy road in broad daylight, and set off on her quest to destroy the destinies of men with her vagina.

    9) Alex Usifo as Beelzebub in End of the Wicked

    I know that he’s not a woman. But this character, who I recently learned was named Beelzebub (after the Philistine god and later demon), gave Dracula a run for his money by spending the better part of the movie’s runtime drinking blood. For that alone, he deserves a spot here.

    10) Patience Ozokwor in everything she’s ever been in

    Each new character she plays is more wicked than the last. How do you explain that?