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  • Upcoming Fitness Baddies, You’ll Need These Items for Your Fitfam Journey

    There’s a chance you wrote “Become a fitness baddie” on your New Year’s resolutions list, but let’s face it; you probably abandoned that goal before the second week of January.

    But you still want that summer body — it doesn’t matter if there’s an actual summer in Nigeria or not — and we want to help you achieve it. So, banish every late-night eba thoughts and give me your full attention. Let’s learn about everything you’ll need to succeed on this journey.

    Gym membership

    You might just be deceiving yourself if you believe you can exercise at home and get the same results. When your bed is less than two feet away? Let’s be serious, dear.

    Water bottle

    Your water bottle is your new best friend. Remember, there’s still heat in Nigeria and dehydration is the enemy of every fitness baddie. Don’t allow the combination of exhaustion and heat stroke to call you to glory.

    Nivea Dry Deo

    The goal is fitness, not disgrace your family members. You’re guaranteed to break several sweats at the gym, but no one has to know you just finished running 3km on the treadmill. Enter Nivea Dry Range deodorants to the rescue.

    Gym Wear

    Are you really a fitness baddie if you don’t have the wardrobe to boot? Remember you’ll be taking selfies to stunt on other people document your progress.

    Image: Boohoo

    Headphones/Earphones

    Research shows that you spend more time at the gym than you realise when you’re listening to a fire playlist. Don’t ask me who conducted the research. It’s science.

    Image: News24

    A picture of your least favourite ex

    So when you get tired, you look at them and have more motivation to put in the work for that summer body. The plan is to make them regret ever fumbling you.


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  • You Need These 7 Essentials to Survive the Nigerian Heat

    It might’ve rained a bit, but there’s still no light. If we’re being honest, the rain hasn’t done much to cancel our suspicion that someone is dragging this nation to hell or to replace Mercury in proximity to the sun. 

    In summary, it’s hot AF, but these essentials will keep you from melting.

    A good rechargeable fan

    The emphasis here is on “good”. What’s the point of a rechargeable fan that needs to be plugged to a power bank before it gives two hours of cool breeze? It either comes correct or not at all, please.

    Nivea Deo Dry

    See, this heat will make you sweat, and wearing the lightest of clothes won’t prevent that. But you don’t need to look or smell like your problem — sweat stains are so 1999. Stock up on Nivea Dry Range deodorants to stay fresh for longer. 

    Money

    I refuse to believe the same heat flogging us mere mortals is the same heat dealing with the people in Banana Island. Okay, wait. Banana-Island-money is a stretch. Let’s focus on getting money to buy air conditioners or even something at the mall so you can enjoy mall AC small.

    The prayers of your ancestors

    We might think it’s a joke, but someone out there might be actually dragging this nation to the flames of hell. Start praying to your ancestors so their plan won’t work. Add some bonus prayers to touch NEPA’s heart so they do the needful too. We can’t be battling heat and no light at the same time.

    Running water

    Because bathing twice a day was for Harmattan. Now, you have to consider three times and above. 

    Pro tip: Using the Nivea Dry Range deodorants will keep you feeling dry and fresh for longer, so you won’t have to spend all your time in the bathroom.

    A rich partner

    Specifically, a partner who has a car with a working AC. Trust me, you DO NOT want to drag danfo buses in these perilous times. Or, even worse, having to sit beside sweaty people who haven’t discovered Nivea Dry Deo.

    A freezer

    In the hot season, your freezer isn’t just for freezing food items, it can also serve as a makeshift bed when the heat wants to take your life. Are we asking you to sleep in a functioning freezer? Nah. Where’s the light for that? But at least, the freezer lid will still be slightly cool without electricity. So, sleep away. 


    PS: If you don’t get any other thing on this list, you see that Nivea Dry Range deodorant? It shouldn’t be missing from your essentials. You’ll thank us later.


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  • Frag Heads, Here Are 7 Ways to Smell Great in This Heat

    I take it that you’re here because you love to smell great. You’re also wondering how to maintain your “great scent” street credibility while battling the heat and your sweat (that lowkey looks like it can give Lagos floods a run for its money).

    You’re in the right place. Keep reading.

    Start in the bathroom

    All great journeys start with a single step. In this case, a good shower is the first foundation in your fight against heat and body odour. And by shower, we don’t mean you should just pour water on your body. The plan is to make your scent last longer, so invest in a scented bar or liquid soap.

    Moisturise

    I know what you’re thinking. Rub cream in this heat?! Yes. Hydrated skin retains fragrances because it locks the scent in. Just look for a lightweight moisturiser and get to work.

    Use a Nivea Dry Range deodorant

    Sometimes, even the lightest of lightweight moisturisers don’t stand a chance against the Nigerian sun, but you know what will keep you fresh, dry AND smelling great all day? Niveo Dry deodorants

    Layer your scents

    Think of it as two-factor authentication.

    Pro tip: Use the Nivea Dry Fresh Spray immediately after showering, apply a light moisturiser and then spray again. Then finish off with a Nivea roll-on. Let me see the heat that wants to keep you from smelling great.

    Project your inner baddie

    Now is the time to wear the lightest, skimpiest clothes in your wardrobe. You need as much fresh air as you can get. If your Nigerian mother wants to talk, tell her you’re fighting the heat. She can’t argue with that.

    Say a quick “NO” to anything that’ll keep you in the sun

    Even if it’s your job. You don’t want to sweat and lose all the progress you’ve made. Trust me, it’s better to be an unemployed person who smells heavenly.

    Or just carry a fan everywhere

    If you absolutely need to work to afford food, there are other options apart from quitting your job. You can also carry a portable fan everywhere to stay dry. Or better still, keep a Niveo Dry Range deodorant or spray in your bag. At least, that one doesn’t require power to work, and you’ll stay fresh for longer.


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