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  • 8 Practical Ways to Reduce the Calories in Your Food Before Eating It

    8 Practical Ways to Reduce the Calories in Your Food Before Eating It

    One of the best ways to maintain a healthy life is to be careful of how much food you take in every day and ensure you stay within a healthy calorie count. 

    We’ve listed a few surefire ways to reduce the calories in your food before eating it. 

    Heat it up

    The heat is going to take out some calories from the food. Heat the food for a long time until it’s almost burnt. Imagine burning calories even before you eat?

    Blow on it

    This way, you’re removing the extra calories on top of the food. Works best after heating up the food so you can blow off stubborn calories. 

    Punch your food 

    This is only applicable to solid food like semo. Punch the food and make the calories afraid to enter your body. Again, if it’s semo, it deserves all the beating. Any food that’s been dealt with will think twice before increasing your fupa.

    Speak to your meal respectfully

    Speak to your food with respect and kindness. We all know how people become nice when they’re accorded more respect than they deserve, especially in Nigeria So if it’s a Nigerian meal, you may need to show extra respect while cooking to make this work. 

    Pray before you eat

    Tell God to turn the fufu in your mouth into vegetables after you’ve eaten it. This method works best when you pray before swallowing every bite. 

    Put your food in the freezer 

    Freeze the extra calories out of it to show the meal who’s boss. The only issue with this is you’d have to eat this meal extra cold. 

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    If it’s soup, eat it with a fork

    Portion control on steroids. When you’re done eating the soup with a fork, most of the calories will have gone out.

    Serve your food on four different plates 

    That way, you’ve separated the calories from ganging up against you. Fight them before they fight you. Divide and conquer.

    ALSO READ: Cooking Tips From a Lazy Nigerian Cook


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  • QUIZ: Which Weird Food Combo Should You Try?

    QUIZ: Which Weird Food Combo Should You Try?

    Trying new foods can be hard, that’s why we decided to help you recommend some of the best options that are 100% safe. Take this quiz to find out which weird food combination you should try.


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  • QUIZ: Can You Guess The Nigerian Food From Three Ingredients?

    QUIZ: Can You Guess The Nigerian Food From Three Ingredients?

    Nigerian delicacies are amazing. I don’t say this as a Nigerian but as a foodie.

    How good of a cook are you? Do you think you’ll be able to recognize Nigerian meals from just three ingredients?

    Good Luck:




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  • Just Pictures Of Food The Nigerian Government Needs To Ban Since Yesterday

    Just Pictures Of Food The Nigerian Government Needs To Ban Since Yesterday

    I like food and I eat a lot. I really do. So you understand that this is not hate speech in any form.

    However, there are some Nigerian food I cannot stand for any reason whatsoever because of either taste, smell, or texture.

    Before I begin, I want to state that these views do not represent my employers, family members, or religious affiliations. Therefore, all queries, complaints, objections and mild to gentle curses be directed at me and me alone.

    Let’s begin:

    1) Nigerian rice.

    For every action of taking a spoon of Nigerian rice, there must an equal and opposite reaction of eating a tonne of stone. Seriously, don’t get me started on the washing before you can finally eat it. Don’t believe us? see for yourself.

    2) Noodles that aren’t Indomie.

    Any other thing that isn’t Indomie should be burnt with fire and brimstone. From the smell to the taste, it just doesn’t work.

    3) Wara(cheese).

    I can’t look at this photo without almost vomiting. Some people even drink the water from it. God “safe” us.

    4) Ikokore.

    No matter what agenda they push, this food can never slap. I am sorry Grandma but I must say the truth even if my mouth shakes.

    5) Ukwa.

    God. You promised affliction will not rise a second time. Why have you forsaken us?

    6) Semo and its variants.

    Semo, Wheat, Tuwo. Throw it all into a black bag and beat it to death in a dark alley where light never reaches.

    7) Croaker fish.

    People eat this thing and pretend like they are having fun. Typical Nigerian suffering and smiling.

    8) Everything in small chops that isn’t puff-puff and plantain.

    What’s this for? Did I steal? I actually don’t know why they won’t give me plantain, puff puff, and chicken. Remove all others.

    9) Pap and family members.

    Ogi baba, yellow pap plus ginger, white pap. Throw it all away. Once you urinate ten times, all the food has finished.

    10) Ethiopian food in Nigeria.

    Repeat after me “Injera is ghetto.”

    You should read this next and also share it with your significant other so you don’t end up with someone that likes cold Indomie.