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As a student, you’ll go through many challenging university phases, but nothing comes close to the final-year project phase. Your assigned project supervisor can make or mar it for you. If they’re kind, patient and understanding, you might have a good run. But how do you navigate it if they’re the devil’s advocate?
We asked five university graduates who went through varying degrees of shege how they survived their wicked supervisors, and you might learn a lesson or two from their experiences.
Tayo*
I requested a new supervisor because I’d heard the lecturer I was assigned only graded people Bs and Cs. I don’t know how, but he found out and decided to make the entire process hell for me. I called my mum so many times, and she’d tell me not to mind his ways, that I should keep smiling, offer to help him run petty errands around the office and always pray before I meet him. It wasn’t easy at first because I was never one to cozy up to lecturers, but it started to work.
He’d single out my work during group meetings and criticise it, but I never raised a brow. If we crossed paths in the department, I offered to carry his bags or whatever extra load he had. One time, he was like, “Some of you are nice to me. Just know it won’t change anything.” I knew he was referring to me.
When the grades came in, I got a B. I’m not proud that I had to cower and act the fool. But with the way Nigerian universities are set up, it’s you against them and your chances of winning are pretty slim. I have a friend whose files were hidden during final year clearance because he spoke up against a lecturer. If acting a fool is what it takes to achieve your goal, I think you should just do it. It’s your life on the line.
Bimbo*
My project supervisor didn’t like me. The hate was weird because she lectured me in my first year and was the only lecturer who didn’t make 100 level overwhelming. She broke down complex concepts to the simplest. But during our first supervisor meeting in my final year, she looked at me and said, “You? Okay now.” Those words unsettled me so much, I asked fellow supervisees if I did something, and they said they weren’t aware.
Soon, I found out that it was my dressing. I was on her list of “Jezebels” who dress seductively in school. I wasn’t ready to change my style because of her, but I avoided armless tops whenever we had meetings. She was always so passive aggressive and would snub me. One day, I had to show myself out of her office after she didn’t acknowledge my presence.
I showed my chapters to friends, scholars in our department and other lecturers before it got to her. She never had to make major changes, and I think this pissed her off too. But I didn’t let her anger rub off on me. I stayed super courteous when needed, and in the end, I was awarded an A.
If you’re working with a difficult person, do everything in your power to make sure they have close to nothing to complain about and always be courteous. It works.
Derin*
My supervisor took us a few core courses from 100 to 400 level. He started paying me more attention around 200 level, but I tried to zone him out entirely. He added pressure in 400 level, first semester, and I thought I had things under control. In my head, I’d managed him since 200 level, and I only had one semester left — I was so wrong. I’m not sure if I ended up as his supervisee coincidentally or he singled me out. Whatever the case, I knew I was in trouble and my project wasn’t going to be graded based on my effort or academic performance even though I was among the top four and very well above average.
My first shege was when he asked me to repeat my field trip because the specimen I brought had been altered. Mind you, we go on these trips to source for specimens in an assigned location, and it usually takes five to seven days to get around the whole thing. I had to start all over. To get him off my case, I started buying things for him. I never went to his office empty handed. I’d run errands for his wife who had just given birth and even go to his house to drop these things. Sometimes, I stayed back to help his wife with house chores hoping she’d put in a good word with her husband and he’d be moved to pity me.
When my result came out, this man gave me “B” with just one more mark to get an “A”, and I knew it was fucking intentional, but what could I have done? He’d have even given me “C” but he knew it would’ve been questionable based on my previous academic performance. It rained “A”s for my classmates, people who sourced for previous projects and just edited. But for me who did the actual work and “extra-curricular activities”… I’m just glad I graduated in time.
Just strive to have a perfect project work. If the supervisor tries to mark you down, you can request for a review of the work from the school management.
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David*
My supervisor will make you write a proposal 15 times before he tells you to write chapter one. I wrote so many proposals. You’ll print and bring it; oga will say you didn’t add “towards” somewhere, and you didn’t use Times New Roman and 13 font size. You’ll have to correct that error and reprint the entire thing. I spent money and saw shege. We were five under him, and he was that way to all of us.
Eventually, I found out that people had started going to his house, and I followed suit. The ladies cooked, and as the only guy in the group, I washed his car. This happened every weekend. His wife either worked in another state or they were divorced, I’m not sure. But washing his car made us friends. I washed my way into my destiny.
I scored an A, and he even had it published for me in a journal. I know I deserved the A, it was a good project, and the icing on the cake was graduating with first class honours. See, if lecturer says rewrite or reprint, do am. Just do what they ask of you and don’t behave as if you know everything. You know nothing.
Ahmed*
I didn’t like my supervisor, so in a way, the dislike was mutual. But I knew trouble was ahead when I started getting unsolicited advice from some of her supervisees that I should be nice, never argue with her and always greet. I tried it the first few weeks. I tried to meet all her passive aggression with kindness and indifference. I even offered to help pick a file or move something from point A to B in her office after she’d yell or snubbed my greeting.
But after she kept rejecting my chapter one, I knew I couldn’t deal. I went to our level adviser and HOD to ask for a replacement, and they tried to persuade me to stay with her. I told my dad, who’s a lecturer in another uni, and he came to my school the following week. The woman tried to act all nice when she realised my dad was an old colleague, but I stood my ground. Eventually, I got a better supervisor.
I don’t think it’s useful to listen to people who say you should just keep quiet. If I did, I probably wouldn’t have been as invested in my project as I was. Report to your HOD, level adviser, your parents, if any lecturer wants to make your life hell. The school management will do something one way or another. Yes, they’ll want to show more support for the lecturer, but if they see you’re not backing down and you’re an academically sound student, they’ll do the right thing. If you can’t fight for your rights in the university, how will you survive in the real world?
I’m not sure where the university motto stands in the grand scheme of academia, but as a student, I know I’ll want it to inspire the shit out of me to chase that first class bag.
We took a look at what the wordsmiths in Nigerian public universities got up to, and let’s just say, it’s time for a revamp.
UNIBEN: Knowledge for service
Something about this motto sounds transactional. It’s giving “Come and learn to be a servant of capitalism”.
UNICAL: Knowledge for service
Serious question. Who is copying who between UNICAL and UNIBEN?
LASU: For truth and service
Service won injure Nigerian students. God, abeg.
EKSU: Knowledge, honour, service
Could it be that the heavy servitude gospel is why Nigerian lecturers move like small gods?
DELSU: Knowledge, character and service
Might break down if I see another motto that speaks to servitude.
LAUTECH: Excellence, integrity and service
Okay, can we ignore the call to servitude and appreciate their excellence and integrity agenda?
UNILORIN: Learning and character
I feel very uninspired reading this. Doesn’t spark joy at all.
University of Nigeria: To restore the dignity of man
LMAO. Why does this straight up look like it belongs in our national anthem?
UNIABUJA: For unity and scholarship
Something about the scholarship in this motto makes me think the students are in academic opportunity heaven.
UNIOSUN: Living spring of knowledge and culture
Oduduwa will be pleased, I guess.
UNILAG: In deed and in truth
This one low-key gives blood covenant vibes. But I like it.
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Kwara State University: …the Green University for community development and entrepreneurship
The green university? What does that even mean? Anyway, yes to minting entrepreneurs.
FUTA: Technology for self-reliance
This actually bangs considering the school has a mandate to mint tech bros and sis.
OAU: For learning and culture
A part of my brain is screaming “Do it for the culture”. Is this how OAU students feel too?
UI: Recte sapere fons
Why does this sound like something from Harry Potter? Anyway, it means, “To think straight is the fount of knowledge”.
OOU: Excellentia humana et patriae opus
We have another Harry Potter-esque entry all the way from Ogun state, Nigeria. It means, “Flowering of human abilities and service to the fatherland”.
UNIJOS: Discipline and dedication
I’m reading this and can’t stop thinking about D-Square. As in, P-Square. It slaps, right?
If you’ve experienced Nigerian lecturers and universities teach stuff you’ll never use in real life, you might agree with the widely popular “school na scam” slang.
However, as a Nigerian, you simply can’t do without school. Here’s why.
You’ll be poor
This is Nigeria, where degree holders still earn ₦80k. What kind of chance do you think a secondary school certificate holder has?
Not everyone will blow as an entrepreneur or musician
If you don’t succeed at being the next WizKid or Dangote, at least you can still dust your certificate and enter the labour market. If not, refer back to my first point. Like the Yorubas say, “There’s more than one road to the bank market”.
Two words: Nigerian parents
Think about it. Which mouth do you want to use to tell your parents you want to drop out? Even if you think school is a scam, they don’t. And they’re always right. Better carry your book.
You can delay adulting for a bit
If you deep it, ASUU strikes are merely protecting you from the inevitable. At least, you can say you’re a student and attract helpers much longer. Once you drop “student” from your name, it’s over.
And even make money
Lie that you haven’t used school as a front to get more money from your parents before. It’s giving, “We need to pay Photosynthesis fee”.
You might actually learn something
Your luck can shine and you might actually use your education and degree to blow in the future. How will you know if you don’t try?
It could help you achieve the Nigerian dream
And by “Nigerian dream”, I mean japa. Now that countries everywhere are banning Nigerians from getting vacation visas, efiko scholarship visas may be your only hope.
If Nigerian psychology students wrote a book about their experience studying psychology in Nigerian universities, best believe it would be a hit. That book will be packed with hilarious situations involving lecturers and other students that will make you go “Say what now”? Now that I’m thinking of it may be the book should be written.
For now, read this list and get a glimpse into some of the most ghetto things Nigerian psychology students have to deal with;
Psychology students legit get asked the dumbest questions. How will anyone expect someone else to read minds when jazz or the power of the Holy Ghost is not involved?
2. People shitting on the course because it’s not real science.
The discrimination is real my people. It’s the real ghetto and Ms. Biological Science wastes no time in reminding psychology that she is nothing but fancy and deep conjecture. *wipes tears*
3. People asking dumb questions like “Can you tell what I am thinking?”
No, but I can tell that you haven’t used your brain in a while that’s why you are asking questions in the nonsense like this.
4. People asking dumb questions like so can you hypnotize me?
If I had hypnosis powers you think I would not have hypnotized by way out of Nigeria?
5. People saying “so you’ll work in a psychiatric hospital?”
Yes, and you will obviously have to be my first client.
6. Hatred for SPSS.
Oh that software that suddenly made psychology look a lot like Maths. People study courses like psychology so that the only time they have to deal with numbers is when counting money. But no, SPSS brings all the maths back in. Talmabout regression analysis and whatnot.
7. All the questionnaires we have to print for final year project.
And after spending all your money doing 400 copies for the first stage, you’ll now carry them like Jehovah witness going door to door begging people to have mercy on you and full the questionnaires.
8. The constant reference to Sigmond Freud.
You hear him in the first year, they bring him into more conversations in the second year, you continue referencing him in the third year and by final year you draft a project topic with his name in it.
Nigerian universities are like countries with faculties as their states. Every faculty is an entire experience on its own. It’s like every faculty comes with a unique culture inspired by the day to day activities of the students as they chase their B.sC. Here’s a list of 6 things every Nigerian engineering student will relate with:
1. Having only 5 to 10 girls in one entire level with more than 100 boys.
The boy girls ratio in engineering departments is always shocking. Gather them into a hall and randomly throw a stone and it will still not fall on a girl’s head. And this of course leaves little room for inhouse romance.
2. Going to social sciences or faculty of arts for events.
Because like Patoranking and Falz collaborated to say: “The party no go sweet if girls no dey”. And those faculties have way more girls.
3. Mechanical drawing.
There’s that one course that gives your sleepless nights and tasteless days. The course has you doing and submitting assignments back to back and summersaults you into a panic attack when the exam date is announced. You can never be ready enough.
4. A sprinkle of Maths in every course.
Engineering may be the name of the department but do not be fooled, Mathematics is the bestie she can’t live without. There’s always a formula to learn or use with every course and the calculations never end.
5. Bad boy reps.
People always assume that “engine boys” are bad boys. A reputation which they most often enjoy because bad boys have all the fun in school.
6. The stress and pressure of final year project.
The pressure hits mentally, academically, and financially. As if that’s not enough pain in itself there’s always that efiko group that builds a helicopter or a car and gets featured in the papers. People now be wondering what the other people in the department did with their 5 years.
7. Your friends graduating before you.
Because engineering is a 5-year contract but your friends only signed up for a 4-year social science course. You’ll be struggling with your final year project while your friends are balling at NYSC camp.
Do you know any Nigerian engineering student? Tag them in the comments.