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  • Buhari Wants You to Pay More Tax for Phone Calls

    If there’s one thing the Buhari government knows how to do, it’s to keep taking without giving enough back. That’s exactly how he’s driven Nigeria’s debt profile from ₦12.1 trillion in 2015 to ₦41.6 trillion in 2022

    For his next trick, he’s raising taxes on the telecommunications industry that’s going to make life a bit harder for everyone. 

    Buhari needs more of your tax

    How’s he gonna do it?

    The Minister of Finance Budget and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed, announced on August 4th 2022 that a 5% inclusive excise duty is about to fall on telecom services in Nigeria. 

    Buhari needs more of your tax

    This tax didn’t just come out of nowhere. In fact, it’s in the Finance Act of 2020 but remained dormant like a tumour just cooking to fuck up your life when you least expect it.

    Ultimately, the decision to fix the rate on excise duties was on President Always Take, and he’d been taking his time to do that, until now.

    Why’s Buhari doing this?

    Buhari needs more of your tax

    The truth is Nigeria is broke. The country’s income isn’t even enough to take care of settling its debt, not to talk of other things you need money to run. 

    Like TGIF

    And since Nigeria’s oil revenue isn’t vomiting nearly enough money, the government is looking into non-oil sectors to pull their weight. That’s why the president is turning to the telecom sector to squeeze some more revenue out of it for the government to spend.


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    But how does this affect your pocket?

    When the government announced the imminent implementation of the additional 5% tax, operators didn’t waste any time in passing it on to their customers. The Chairman of the Association of Licensed Telecom Owners of Nigeria (ALTON), Gbenga Adebayo, said operators already pay too many taxes to the government and can’t shoulder another one. And what’s even crazier is that this tax is rare in a sector like telecom.

    Excise duties are indirect taxes placed on the manufacture of non-essential, potentially harmful products like alcohol and tobacco. You can call it a “sin tax” in the sense that it exists to discourage the consumption of such products.

    YOLO

    But in this case, Buhari has extended the sin tax to something as essential as talking to your family and friends as this will affect the prices of things like recharge cards and vouchers. Why would he do this? Maybe because he hates your enjoyment. Or he needs all the revenue he can get to send more exotic cars across the border to his first cousins in Niger Republic.

    Buhari needs more of your tax

    Is anyone fighting this?

    Telecom operators aren’t happy about the excise duty, but they’re passing the burden of it to their customers like it’s an STD, so it may be naive to expect them to put up a spirited fight. But someone else has offered to do that. 

    Resident terrorist sympathiser who’s also the Minister of Communications and Digital Economy, Isa Pantami, is a surprise objector to the tax.

    The minister said more taxes on the telecom sector makes no sense as it’s already one of the government’s hottest honeypots

    Buhari needs more of your tax

    Pantami feels so strongly about the tax that he’s vowed to fight it by any means necessary so it doesn’t destroy the digital economy sector.

    What’s the damage here?

    Only a handful of countries place excise duty on telecom services. And the danger is that consumption levels may drop because Nigerians are already seeing shege with the state of the economy. If demand drops, the revenue generated from the telecom sector may start to shrink and ultimately worsen Nigeria’s revenue headache.

    Right now, it’s still unclear when full implementation of the excise tax will commence, but if it does, communication is about to get more expensive for you.

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  • 7 Lies That Nigerian Telcos Have Sold Us

    Services in Nigeria are designed to frustrate you, from the banking to the transportation services and even the telecommunications services.

    Where do I even start from? Is it the drop calls, or the numerous unsolicited messages that pop up at that time you’re waiting for a bank alert? What of the shenanigans of slow and retarded network that can only function at a particular spot in your house even though a mast is so nearby?

    There’s so much to complain about but here are seven things that top the list:

    1) How data is supposed to last for a month-but doesn’t

    This is the king of all lies that we’ve been sold. No matter the data bundle you buy, on whatever network, it is just never enough. If you buy monthly data, prepare yourself for a resubscription within two weeks. Yeah, I don’t know how they do it too.

    So baffled

    2) The promo’s that we are not sure anyone actually wins

    So, you hear that someone will be rewarded with a car, house, a trip to Dubai and more, if they are loyal customers. But, do people actually win those things? Forget those photo ops we see abeg, I won’t believe it until I win a prize myself.

    3) The extra credit/data that is supposed to last a week (or more) but disappears the first time you use it

    These bonuses by Nigerian telcos have mastered the vanishing act. You will receive a message that you’ve been gifted with extra talk time or data for a few weeks, only to have it go to zero balance the first time you use it.

    Well, I wasn’t expecting anything, so it’s all good.

    4) How they tell you its your fault that something went wrong with network

    Remember those drop calls I mentioned? Yeah, this and text messages that remain unsent for days are some of the reasons people call customer care, only for them to hear; “But everything is alright from our end. Are you sure you hit send?”

    5) How they make you buy airtime/data multiple times because of “network failure”

    Somehow, this happens when you want to recharge through your bank app. If it didn’t work the first time, please don’t do it again. At least wait for 24 hours before you attempt to recharge again, this will give you peace of mind.

    6) Customer care agents who leave you hanging with a promise to resolve complaints by calling/texting you back within a day

    This is a lie from the pit of hell. They will not call you. I repeat, they will not call you. In fact, you will be cut off while you are speaking with one and then the other agent you dialed within seconds of blind rage will do the same thing. Until you give up and break your SIM card.

    7) How each telco promises to be better than the other

    They deceived you to port over to their services until you realize you just roped yourself into something much worse. There’s no good anywhere, just manage your bad network like that because they are all the same.