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Nigerian millennials | Zikoko!
  • From Nursing to Hairdressing: This 43-Year-Old Mum Is Living in Debt

    Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.

    Between 1996 and 2014, today’s subject on #NairaLife worked as an auxiliary nurse. Her highest salary in that period was ₦12k. Today, she works as a hairdresser and lives on loans she repays every week.

    What’s your earliest memory of money?

    1995. I was 16 and decided to turn my hairdressing talent into money. My parents separated when I was two and my younger brother was 11 months. We first lived with my mum because we were kids, but my dad took us back after a few years. I only had the chance to visit my mum during the holidays after that, and it was during those visits I found out I was a natural at hairdressing. My mum had a neighbour who made hair. I used to stay at her shop watching her. Then one day, I tried to braid a friend’s hair and did a fantastic job.

    By the time I turned 16, I decided to stop making people’s hair for free. I bought a poster and put it outside my mum’s palm wine shop. At that time, I charged as high as  ₦100 to make people’s hair.

    Sweet.

    Because hairdressing brought money, I switched from going to my mum’s place only on holidays to going every weekend. My dad dropped me off on Fridays and picked me on Sundays, and by Sunday, I’d have made ₦1,000. Sometimes, my dad “borrowed” the money. Other times, I saved.

    By 1996, I was in SS2, and I decided to stop and train to become an auxiliary nurse instead. 

    Why?

    I’d loved the idea of being a nurse since I was a child. Seeing people in nurses’ uniforms brought me joy that I couldn’t explain. 

    How did you become an auxiliary nurse in secondary school?

    I had a classmate who was also training to become an auxiliary nurse. She took me to a hospital that had a vacancy, and they took me in. I can’t remember how much, but to learn, I had to pay the hospital. My dad paid for me. On weekdays, I went to work after school, but on weekends, I worked full shifts. My job was to assist nurses, so I treated wounds, gave injections, etc.

    11 months into my training, when I was in SS 3, I got pregnant, so I decided to stop. I also dropped out of school. I moved to live with my mum so she could take care of me during the pregnancy period, and I decided I still needed money to take care of my child, so I used the little money I’d saved to buy raw rice, beans and garri to resell. I made a profit and restocked multiple times, and that’s what I sold until I had my child in 1997. When the child was six months old, I decided to go back to auxiliary nursing. This time, at a different hospital. 

    Why?

    I wanted to start afresh somewhere I could learn comprehensively. The auxiliary nurse training is a three-year programme, and I’d only done 11 months at the first place. Starting afresh was an opportunity to refresh my memory of what I’d learned before. I started in 1998 and graduated in 2001. During that period, I survived only on pocket money from my mum and hawking medicine.

    Hawking medicine?

    By 2000, one of the doctors at our hospital asked me to work at his pharmacy from time to time. Being there made me realise people were always buying medicines, so I gathered all the money I could find — ₦8k — and bought medicines to start hawking. Because I didn’t have a license, I only sold painkillers and common vitamins, but the market moved well. 

    What happened after you graduated?

    The hospital hired me. My first salary was ₦8,000. Every month, I invested a bulk of the money into my business. So whenever I was off work, I was on the streets selling medicines. As time went on, my business grew, but I had to stop hawking in 2002 because I was pregnant. This time, with a different man — my husband. 

    When did you get married?

    That same year.

    Where was your first child in all of this?

    Mainly with my mum. I was always at work, so, she just helped me take care of the child. By the time I got married and moved in with my husband, the child didn’t come with me because she preferred being with my mum, so I left her there. 

    A few months after I gave birth, I started hawking again to complement my salary, which was now about ₦10k. My husband was an okada rider and didn’t make too much money too, so I had to keep making as much money as I could to keep the family fed. 

    By 2008, I left my job for another hospital. This one paid ₦12k. We pretty much lived hand to mouth with nothing to spare until 2013 when my husband passed away. 

    I’m so sorry. 

    Apparently, he was poisoned. Oh, by the way, my mum had died somewhere along the line too, and my daughter was now living with me, so I was a widow with two children to care for. It was difficult to do with my ₦12k salary. At some point shortly after he died, our rent expired, and I couldn’t afford it, so my two children and I had to move to stay in our church. 

    How long did you stay there?

    Two years. So I went to work in the morning, hawked medicine in my free time, and then, started making people’s hair in front of the church building. That’s how we survived those years. I still managed to put my children to school through that period. When they weren’t in school, they were in the church waiting for me to get back. 

    By 2015, I met a new man who I was sure I wanted to settle with, and we got pregnant. We decided to move in together, but housing in the area where I stayed was too expensive. We couldn’t find anything cheaper than ₦160k per year, so we moved to a different area where we found a place for ₦70k. Because of that move, I quit my job.

    When did you have the baby?

    That same 2015. First, we survived on the money from selling the rest of the medicine I had. When that was done, I started making hair again. This time, with more energy. I put posters all around our house, bought a stool, combs, hair creams, everything. The money I was making still wasn’t enough, so I took a ₦50k loan from a loan company when I was about to have the baby. That’s the money we used to buy baby stuff. 

    What does your husband do?

    He runs a Baba Ijebu gambling shop. I try my best not to be the complaining wife, so I won’t push him to do illegal things for money, but he doesn’t bring anything to the table. He makes about ₦600 daily. He uses the money to eat. That’s all. It’s not like he’s not trying or he doesn’t care for the family, but I think he can do better. He gives me money only about two times a month. And when I say, “gives me money”, I mean ₦200 or ₦300. 

    Whoa. Let’s go back to 2015. 

    Between 2015 and now, my hairdressing business has grown very slowly. There are a lot of hairdressers in this area, and people pay much lower fees than they paid in the other area. I’ve had to supplement my hairdressing income by selling stuff. At some point, I’ve sold puff puff, but now, I sell bags of pure water and drinks. I even bought a container for ₦30k to use as a shop one time. But after some months, the owner of the land came and chased me away because they wanted to build their house, so I sold the container for ₦35k. I eventually found a shop where I pay ₦3k monthly as rent.

    How much do you make on an average month?

    ₦30k. This is from hairdressing, and water and drinks selling. 

    Can you break it down into expenses?

    I’ll try. Here’s what it looks like right now. 

    ₦54k for debts?

    I haven’t been able to survive on just my income for years, so I take a lot of loans. When I finish repaying, I take another loan. Between 2021 and now, my first two children have gone to polytechnic. I pay their fees and send them occasional stipends. 

    Right now, I’m repaying loans from two different loan companies. From one, I collected ₦100k and pay back ₦5,500 every week. From another, I collected ₦150k and pay back ₦8,000 every week. 

    What happens when you can’t pay back?

    I borrow from people who have their shops beside me. We’re friends, so they can lend me the occasional ₦2k. 

    Do you have any plans to get out of this situation?

    If I can repay my loans and make some bulk money to stock my shop with lots and lots of drinks, I believe I’ll be on a path to becoming comfortable. I don’t want to have to borrow to restock my shop. It’ll continue the cycle. In fact, the reason I borrow most of the time is to restock my shop, but I never get to it because other things come up and take the money. Right now, there are only two bags of pure water and 2 crates of drinks in my shop. It’s how I’ll repay my loans and get that bulk money I don’t know. 

    What’s something you want right now, but can’t afford?

    Stocking up my shop. 

    And your financial happiness on a scale of 1-10?

    Two. It’s bad, but I’m thankful to God for the little things I can do, like sending my children to school. 

  • Dear Millennials, Stop Calling These Stressful Activities Fun

    There are activities that millennials call “fun” that make me scratch my head. I’m going to need them to explain to me why they see DIY and the rest of the things on this list as fun. Because I don’t see it. 

    Brunch 

    Millennials find every opportunity to go for brunch. Anytime they’re thinking of what to do or where to go, the first activity that pops into their heads is going somewhere for brunch. Because food is life, I understand that going anywhere to eat can be fun. But what exactly makes brunch so special? Is it the bottomless mimosas? I need to know!

    Sip and Paint

    I really do think that the only fun part of ‘Sip and Paint’ is the sipping part. 

    RELATED: 15 Nigerian Gen Z’ers Tell Us What They Really Think About Nigerian Millennials

    Board games 

    Go into a millennial’s house and you’ll find at least one board game somewhere. If it’s not Scrabble, it’s Ludo or MONOPOLY. How do you say, “Oh, I’m bored, let’s do something fun,” and then bring out board games? Board games? I want better for y’all. 

    DIY

    I truly believe that millennials use DIY as a way of not spending extra money. Because you cannot tell me that setting up a closet from scratch or re-designing your kitchen cabinets is fun. It is manual labour, please dears. Just say you don’t want to pay someone to do it. We get it. Things are hard these days.

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    Baking 

    The end product of baking is always great (if you do it well), but the process you have to go through to get that end product? Omo! That’s why I can’t seem to understand how millennials will get up and begin baking banana bread or baking cupcakes simply because they’re bored or because they’re in the mood to bake. Where is the fun, please? 

    Becoming friends with their parents 

    Millennials are really making an effort to become friends with their parents, and for the life of me, I can’t understand why. And they’re not doing this because they have to, but because they want to willingly be friends with their parents. Why? How does that work? Is it even possible to be friends with your parents? Do parents get to a point where they see you as a grown adult and treat you as such? I have so many questions.

    Going to bed at 10 p.m. 

    Millennials go to bed at 10 p.m. and in their minds, that is fun and relaxing. How does a human being sleep at 10 p.m.? Do you know how much of life you’ve missed out on by going to bed so early? 

    ALSO READ: 6 Nigerian Boomers Share What They Really Think About Millenials

  • Finding Love in Hopeless Places as a Teenager

    With the end of January comes the dreaded  “Where is your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner” storm for the next two weeks. Why is love so stressful now? The tension from sliding into DMs, the unending possibilities of chopping breakfast. It made me start thinking: the days of  “Ama keep keep” shirts, peace signs and Supras ruled. And so I want to take us back for a moment —  maybe the young ones will learn a thing or two from this. 

    1. 2go

    Tinder and Bumble are still learning work. Back in the day, 2go was all you needed on your Nokia C3 to connect with the love of your life. Babes only needed to have sexy or queen in their usernames: “Sexychocolatemama33” or “Dynamicqueen231” and your request section would be filled up. 

    2. Lyric books

    Naeto C probably bagged his premium pie, Nicole, with the lines from this book. Are you a millennial if you didn’t send one of those emotionally powerful notes to your crush as a good morning text? Lyric books literally gave 101 ways to keep your ship moving back then. Someone needs to run an upgrade because the good morning texts these days are week AF. 

    3. Summer lesson

    Look, I’m not saying we didn’t go there to read, but what is life without a bit of balance? The summer lesson gist when school resumed was always fire. 

    4. JAMB Lesson

    All I can say is, sometimes, it wasn’t JAMB that jammed us, it was the lover we were chasing that didn’t allow us to see road to read. Everyone wanted to be that couple that found themselves and strolled to buy food in between classes. I hope they finally passed JAMB and married sha. 

    5. Secondary school

    Remember how boys used to jump the fence to give babes gala and yogurt during prep? Simpler times. Then there was that wicked senior that would flog you then leave a note professing foolish love, but of course, they didn’t born you well to tell anybody. Rumour has it that this is how BDSM was invented.  

    6. Visiting day in school

    This one is for the boarding school students. Visiting day meant eating food other than the trash in school, but it was also a national day for finding love. It definitely wasn’t because of cornflakes or milo you said yes to that student in your dorm.  

    7. Sunday School

    Any church that had a basement was a zone for lovers forteenagers. All the bible they used to teach was entering one ear and coming out another hole.

    8. BBM

    It always started with “how did you get my pin.” Next thing, you’re pinging all night and then planning to meet at Mr. Biggs for meat pie. Like they say, the rest is history.

  • The First Time I Borrowed Money as an Adult — 5 Nigerians Share Their Stories

    Do you remember the first time you had to borrow money? We’re not talking about urgent ₦2k o. Adulthood has a way of putting you in those tight corners that require hundreds of thousands. Borrowing money is the ghetto, and these 5 millennials share the first time adulthood had them on the streets asking for help.

    1. Chike, 25

    A tanked business

    I was 21 when a friend and I started a business for people to invest in buying plots of farmlands in Ogun state for an interest rate at the end of the year. Six months in and I had people bringing in millions of  naira to buy into the plan. It was a pretty sweet deal back in 2017. My clients cashed out on all their investments, so 2018 was even bigger for us. I even had aunties and uncles putting in money for me to grow the business.  I had about  ₦15 million in capital by the second quarter and I was sure I’d be making nothing less than ₦2 million by the end of the year as profit. That ₦2 million became a dream when my partner made a horrible decision that made us lose all the money. That’s how I found myself in debt for ₦15 million naira at 21. We both had to come up with half of it by December to pay people back and it was the worst experience of my life struggling through it.

    2. Stephanie, 28

    Hospital Bills

    The first time I had to borrow a huge amount of money was in 2018 — I was 25. My parents had travelled to the US for a wedding and decided to stay back and work towards becoming citizens from the backend of things. Since the move wasn’t entirely legal, they couldn’t send money back to us in Nigeria immediately. So I had the responsibility of taking care of myself, my two brothers and my cousin. To survive, I sold everything, from shoes to electronic doors for banks to spaghetti and turkey on Saturdays, but I couldn’t save any of the money I was earning. A year later, my cousin got pregnant and had complications that required surgery.  Everything cost  ₦150k and I couldn’t afford that. The doctors weren’t going to operate until I made a transfer, so I had to borrow the money from Etisalat 9-credit. That was the first time I was really pressed into a corner to borrow money as an adult.

    3. Sandra, 29

    Abacha

    It was 2020 and Valentine’s day — I didn’t expect the gbas gbos that happened that day. I went to visit my boyfriend and  decided to buy a plate of Abacha from a woman across the street.  The Abacha was so good, I went back for a second plate. I slept off after the second plate and woke up vomiting and stooling until my body was too weak and I passed out. I only remember waking up two days later with a bill of ₦400k for just treating food poisoning. I don’t know who sent my boyfriend to take me to a private hospital. We didn’t even have up to  ₦20k to cover the bill, so I had to call some of my friends to help me. People sent me as little as they could afford at the time to meet up so I was able to sort it out. I believe that Abacha woman was a witch sha. 

    4. Sere, 26

    Knacks and Love

    I was 20, and the first time I had to borrow money was for knacks. My boyfriend asked me to take out ₦30k from a loan app to get a hotel room for us. He promised to pay back, so I didn’t mind — the knacks were too good to be bothered at the time. The next time, he asked me to lend him ₦300k to start a business while we were still in school. I loved him, so I didn’t really overthink helping him by asking around for the money. Three months later, there was no business in sight and people were on my neck to pay back. I had to beg for help to pay people back. It was so embarrassing to go through that. Never again.

    5. Timmy, 31

    My first apartment that never happened

    I was 29 and tired of living with my friend, so I saved up ₦450k to move out after the pandemic. When I hit the streets to search for a house, the fees for agency and agreement wanted to kill me. I had to beg a friend to loan me ₦300k to cover the rest of the bill. I finally found a place, but before I paid, my friend invited me for a wedding in the US and advised me to use it as a japa plan. That’s how I used the ₦750k to get a travel agent and process my visa — everything was about ₦500k. Then I used the remaining ₦250k to buy my ticket in faith. Last last, nothing worked for me and I was denied the visa. I spent the rest of the year trying to re-sell the ticket so I could pay my guy back, but nobody was willing to buy. I ended up getting so broke, I had to move back in with my friend. 

  • QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Unscramble These Musicians In 1 Minute

    We have scrambled the names of some Nigerian musicians. If you’re not a millennial, it’ll probably be hard for you to unscramble them before time runs out.

    Masked man

    This is too easy

    He went from Mushin to Mohits

    He’s 10 over 10

    Warri babe that like afros

    Always sang with Lagbaja

    One of the Plantashun Boiz

    He’s a big boy

    Igbo rapper

    He was obsessed with some Lade babe

    Do you really need a clue for this?

  • 9 Clear Signs That Your Gen Z Coworker Likes You

    Having a Gen Z coworker can be very fun when they like you. When they don’t, it’s more hostile than living with Nigerian parents. Here are 9 signs that your Gen Z coworker likes you… as friends.  

    1. They send you memes or TikToks

    If your Gen Z coworker sends you memes or funny TikTok videos, you’ve made it. You’re alright, not necessarily cool, but alright.  

    2. They have called you bestie once 

    This is one of the highest levels of respect a Gen Z coworker can give you. Don’t try saying it back though, you might sound sus

    3. They are comfortable making millennial jokes with you 

    The thing with millennials is, they can have a mean temper. If your Gen Z coworker is comfortable making millennial jokes with you, it’s because they are sure you know it’s good-natured fun. 

    4. They let you follow them on social media 

    Gen Z’s are very pro setting boundaries, especially in the workspace. If they let you follow them on social media, they like you, they’d also be impressed that you could find them easily. 

    5.  They might make you a playlist 

    If they make you a playlist or recommend songs to you, they either think your taste in music slaps, or they want to make your taste in music better. Either way, it means they like you.  

    6. They give you advice based on your zodiac sign

    Gen Z only gives a shit about the zodiac signs of people they care about. If they give you zodiac compatibility advice or send you weekly zodiac sign predictions, you’ve made it. 

    7. They let you use Gen Z slang without mocking you 

    One thing Gen Z won’t do is be a gatekeeper, especially not for slang. You’re just less likely to get mocked for using the slang wrong if they like you. 

    8. They check in on you 

    This is the final boss that shows that your Gen Z coworker likes you. They care about mental health, a lot. If they regularly check on your mental health, they care about you and want you to be fine. 

    9. They let you give them advice

    Gen Z’s are very sure of what they want, believe in and want to do. If you find yourself being asked for advice by your Gen Z coworker, it means they rate you, congratulations. 

    If you liked this, you’d like: 15 Nigerian Gen Z’ers Tell Us What They Really Think About Nigerian Millennials


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  • QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Identify The Musicians By Their Song Titles

    Identify the musicians based on the title of their songs to prove you’re a millennial.

     If you fail a question, the entire quiz ends.

    Who sang these songs?

  • 6 Nigerian Boomers Share What They Really Think About Millenials

    A while ago, we made asked Nigerian Gen-Z’ers what they think about Millenials and they had a lot to say. Now, we asked a few Nigerian boomers their thoughts on Millennials.

    Christiana, 60

    A lot of people my age do not give them enough credit. They were born into a system that cannot be classified as ideal and instead of giving up, they fought and worked hard. They constantly have to deal with a lot of challenges just to get a fraction of the results people in other countries get. I think they are resilient.

    John, 71

    Two of my three children are millennials, so they will be my reference point. Millennials do not like to listen. They are stubborn, strong-headed and insolent. It is something I admire about them, but it also what causes the majority of their problems. I wish they knew when to just shut up and listen. Listen to the people that walked the road before you, and listen to the people that want to help you. They may know what is good, but they rarely know what is best.

    Segun, 62

    They are a bunch of lazy people that do not want to do any hard work. If you do not give them want everything given to them on a platter of gold, they throw a tantrum. They are always looking for an easy way out, and do not believe in the dignity of hard work.

    Theresa, 59

    I have not met a group more anti-marriage in my life. By their age, I was already married and having children. Whenever you ask them why they are not settled yet, they always give silly excuses about love and being settled. Marriage will settle you, and you will respect and find comfort with whoever you marry.

    Akpala, 64

    They are too westernized and have forgotten all about the tradition, culture, and values that make Nigerians Nigerian. They do not know anything about their people, about home, and the practices that existed before their birth. I blame my generation for not teaching them any of these things.

    Chinwe, 58

    My generation and those above us messed up this country. I had a lot of hope the Millennials were going to fix it, but I did not factor in the constant that is Nigeria. Nigeria has a way of breaking anyone, and they were not spared. They are not our heroes, they are young people that need to live.

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