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  • #MoneyByZikoko: This Influencer is Aiming For ₦2m/month
    Also: What stops nonsense? Money.

    Vol 3 | 07-11-2022

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    Good morning, {$name} 🌞

    I like the way today’s Naira Life subject talks about his goals. He’s trying to get to a place where ₦20m is nothing to him.

    So following his lead, today’s #HowMuchLast will be an expensive item, and I cannot wait to see how much you’d pay for it.

    We have a fun edition today.

    In this letter:

    • Last Month in Money
    • The Grass to Grace #NairaLife of a Social Media Influencer
    • Money Meanings: What is a “Budget”?
    • Game: #HowMuchLast
    • Where The Money At?!

    Last Month
    In Money


    ₦20,510,000,000,000
    Yes, that’s what 20 trillion naira looks like written out, and it’s Nigeria’s budget for 2023 as presented by our presido. Why are there so many zeroes and why is it called “Budget of Fiscal Consolidation and Transition”? We tried to look into it.

    ₦1000
    That is now the naira equivalent of one pound sterling.
    Technically, this didn’t happen last month, but it’s urgent enough for us to bend the rules.

    Wetin dey stop nonsense?
    In the song “Stop Nonsense” Majeeed asks “Wetin dey stop nonsense?” and as we all know, the answer to that question is quite simple… Money.


    You can listen on Spotify.

    Ordinary is Boring

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    #NairaLife: This Social Media Influencer Will Not Rest Until ₦20m is Nothing To Him

    The 25-year-old in today’s Naira Life got his first job at 16 because he wanted to help his mother out. It only paid him ₦3k for three days of work.

    His father was absent and growing up wasn’t easy, but today he’s a millionaire, and for him, he hasn’t arrived until 20 million naira is chicken change to him.

    Read the rest of his Naira Life

    Some other great money articles you should read:

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    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, we’re going big. We know a Tesla goes for $40k to $160k but we want to know the most you’d pay.

    So tell us, #HowMuchLast for a Tesla.

    What’s the most you’d pay for a Tesla? Tweet at us here.

    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

    Share this newsletter

    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the
    meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

    Yours cashly,

    Dwin,

    The Other Mr Money

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  • The 8 Types of People Who Read Our Daily Newsletter

    If you haven’t heard of Zikoko Daily — our daily newsletter that rounds up your favourite Zikoko stories with a lirru touch of in-house madness from our writers — then you’re either using Glo or living under a rock.

    Now that you’re here, let’s fill you in on the eight types of Zikoko Daily Newsletter readers that exist.

    The ones who just love swearing for us

    We know we’re funny, but which one is replying us with, “You guys are just mad”? Why this?

    The early reader

    They’re the first to open our emails as soon as they get them at 4 p.m every day. They deserve a special place in Tems’ heaven.

    The motivators

    They love sharing feedback and sweet words of encouragement. Plus, they’re never shy to tell us how much they love reading from us. Don’t tell anyone, but these ones are easily becoming our favourites.

    The ones who forward every issue

    They love their friends and enemies so much that they never miss sending them our newsletters. But honestly, don’t your enemies deserve to laugh too?

    The ones who just read without subscribing

    Their friend already did the Lord’s work by forwarding every issue of Z! Daily to them — which they love and never miss reading — but do they subscribe? No, they just jump and pass. Remember, the Lord is watching you.

    The ones who love to binge

    They receive the newsletter every day at 4 p.m. but decide to delay reading till the last day of the week just so they can Zikoko and chill. We don’t hate it tbh.

    The ones who click every single link

    They know everything in the newsletter is guaranteed to keep them entertained, so they’ll click every single link, no matter how many.

    The ones who brag about us everywhere

    They’ll not only read the newsletter; they’ll also make sure to announce our craze-entertainment to all their social media timelines.  Operation trigger everyone’s FOMO.

    Every subscriber to the Zikoko Daily newsletter automatically gets premium bragging rights. You’ll get exclusive inside gist plus the best human interest stories, quizzes and listicles published on Zikoko every day. You absolutely need to subscribe if you haven’t already.

  • Zikoko Daily Newsletter: The Relaunch

    A complete visual redesign.

    Exclusive inside gist.

    New content.

    The ability to send in submissions.

    Guaranteed to make hours in traffic feel like hours in traffic, but this time, you’ll be smiling like someone who’s just found love.

    This is the new Zikoko Daily.


    Still here? Then let’s get into it!

    A while ago, we realised we could improve our current newsletter structure, aesthetics, and content plan. So we went ahead and did just that.

    Go on…

    Here at Zikoko HQ, our slack channels can get pretty wild. As one writer is dropping new ideas, someone else is asking for quick feedback. While one writer is battling principalities and powers (usually in the form of slow internet) to get a piece published. our editorial ogas are asking the important questions like, “Have we reminded our readers that they’re violently single?”, “Have we asked them what kind of jollof they are?” Here’s one of such situations:

    Image of Kunle asking for ideas on a slack channel
    It started innocently enough
    Image of zikoko's writers throwing ideas in response to Kunle's question.
    And then this happened.

    This is how our flagship series Naira Life, Love Life, So You Don’t Have To, Abroad Life, What She Said, Interview WIth, Man Like, and others were born. From the outside, it might seem like we’re simply chaotic AF, and honestly, we are.

    Zikoko 🤝 Ment

    But there’s a lot of thought, planning, experimenting, iterating, and scheduling that goes into the articles we publish. And all this is so you can read them and say, “OMG, Zikoko is so great.”

    That’s right.

    Oya get to the point

    We’re excited to be launching the new Zikoko Daily. Whew. We’ve been wanting to say that for a hot minute now.

    So what’s new with Zikoko Daily?

    1. A new visual design

    We figured that if we were going to deliver premium content to you, the newsletter needs to look and feel great, like Fan Yogo on a hot Sunday in March. To make it easier for you to find the Zikoko content you love, we’ve grouped the content into neat cards. Check it out!

    2. Exclusive content

    Starting *checks time*, now, Zikoko Daily will feature content that will only live in your inbox. Kinda like a behind the scenes peek at how your favourite stories come together. Who is shaving their heads at the office, what weird concoction Kunle is assembling in the name of dinner, etc.

    We’ll also be launching a column where you’ll be able to send in submissions that’ll feature in the newsletter. Hint: this one’s about love. So get your stories ready.


    Let’s take a break to hear from our two sponsors and resident struggling artists, Ignis Brothers: Dwin (Editor-in-Chief at Zikoko) and Ruka (Managing Editor at Zikoko).

    “Let’s get straight to the point. Zikoko writers are always causing trouble with their stories, but how are they doing it? To be honest, we have no secrets. We are an open book. But if, perhaps, we did have secrets, that’s the kind of information we’d only reveal to our Z! Daily family. Question now is, are you part of the family yet?”- Dwin

    “Love and subscribe to the newsletter or ELSE” – Ruka

    Cute. Back to regular programming.


    3. Throwbacks

    Unlike your ex who keeps leaving you on read, we’re willing to take you back. We’ll be hitting you with throwbacks of some of our old stuff. It’s not today we started making banging stuff.

    So that’s it — for now. It’s not the latest iPhone announcement, but you will be able to win some very cool things when we launch our newsletter referral system in the coming months. It only gets better from here.

    What next?

    Well, it’s a date. See you in your inbox. *blows powder*.