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  • How To Absolutely Impress Your Boss At A Nigerian Meeting

    To succeed and get promoted in the Nigerian workplace, you have to do a whole lot. Meetings are a good opportunity to show yourself and get noticed by your boss. You just have to know the right things to do.

    This article will show you the right things to do at a meeting, so you can finally earn that promotion you’ve been working for.

    1. Be thankful for the opportunity

    If you start talking without first appreciating everyone, especially your superiors, everyone will think you’re rude. Make sure you thank them for the opportunity to speak like “First of all, I would like to thank you all for the opportunity to speak at this meeting”. Another important thing to do is to thank whoever organized the meeting. They have done a fantastic job.

    2. Thank the last speaker

    You have to acknowledge the last speaker for making such a wonderful presentation. If you can, make sure everyone gives them a round of applause. Also, try to agree with some of the things they’ve said.

    3. Make a presentation

    Who still uses just words in big 2020. You have to make a presentation, even if all you’re talking about is how your week went. Show it on the screen. Slides, animation, go hard!

    4. Never ignore calls

    Instead, pick them up and say “I’m in a meeting, I’ll call you back” three times. Look round, tap your fingers on the table, smile awkwardly, apologize.

    5. Take more time than you should when speaking

    Only lazy people keep to the exact amount of time they were meant to speak for. Take some extra time, even though you’ve said: “I would not like to take too much of your time…”. The more you say, the more likely you are to get noticed.

  • All The Ridiculous Reasons People Call For Meetings

    If you’ve ever had a boss or been employed, even for a day, chances are that you have had one too many meetings in your short lifetime. Many of them, irrelevant and unnecessarily long. The sound of the word “meeting” probably irritates you because they’re just gatherings where people sit and say a lot of things, then leave without really achieving anything.  Sometimes, you don’t even know the reason for the meeting, you just know that you had to be there because someone said so.

    Here’s a list of reasons people call for meetings. 

    To Schedule A Meeting

    Believe it or not, some people call for meetings just so that they can discuss what will be discussed in the next meeting. It seems crazy. But it happens. 

    When your boss calls for a meeting on Friday evening to schedule a meeting for Monday morning

    To Review A Meeting

    I’ve seen too many employers do this one. You should try it if you’re an employer: when you’re bored and it feels like your employees are watching Netflix with the office WiFi, send a mail to everyone to meet in the conference room in 20 minutes to review what was discussed in the previous meeting even though it has no relevance 

    To Introduce An Employee

    Tell everyone to stop what they’re doing and come for a meeting ASAP because they need to meet the new employee. It’s great for his character. 

    To Say A Sentence

    My friend had to drive 2 hours to an “urgent” meeting just for the guy to tell her “Yes I just wanted to tell you that my boss has approved the project to go underway. Have a nice day.” True Story.