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  • 9 Things That Happen When You Like Food Too Much

    1. When you’re sleeping and you smell food coming from the kitchen:

    2. You hurrying back home at lunch time:

    3. When you say “come and eat” out of politeness and the person goes to get a spoon:

    4. When your favourite bukka reduces their serving size:

    5. When somebody says, “you like food too much”

    And what’s your own?

    6. When you’ve just finished breakfast but you’re already thinking about what to have for lunch:

    7. When your boyfriend thinks you’re upset with him but really you’re just hungry:

    Really, it’s not you babe, I just want food!

    8. When you go to a restaurant and they’re having a buffet:

    9. “Snack break” is really a mini lunch:

    If you love food, then you’ll love this:

    https://zikoko.com/list/true-foodies-will-totally-drool-colourful-potato-pottage-jos/

    Ronke Otega

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  • If You Have Lunch At Your Office, You Can Relate

    1. When you realise it’s time for lunch at the office!

    2. When some of your colleagues start eating lunch at 11:15.

    3. When one colleague brings stockfish into the office.

    4. When another colleague eats pounded yam and can’t function after lunch.

    5. When your fit fam colleague won’t let anyone hear word.

    6. When the office is now smelling of all sorts and a guest comes into the office.

    7. When you open your lunch and people start doing amebo.

    8. When a colleague pays for your lunch.

    9. When HR tries to stop people from bringing their smelly food.

    10. When it’s someone’s birthday so there is small chops and cake along with lunch.

    Jola Ayeye

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  • 10 Delicious Nigerian Foods You Should Be Having For Lunch

    1. This beans, dodo and fish that will go and do formation in your tummy.

    2. This Porridge that has taken packaging to greater heights.

    3. This Indomie has international exposure, obviously. Visit the mallam near you.

    4. Ewa agoyin swimming in oil is life, to be honest. Don’t stain your suit!

    5. This plantain moi moi has changed the game.

    6. Ofada rice for lunch is the absolute best.

    7. Plantain (Boli) and groundnuts will keep your tummy intact till breakfast!

    8. Jollof works morning, noon, and night!

    9. This gbegiri and starch combination will make you sleep at work, but so what?

    10. Sweet old amala and dancing shaki. What would we do without you?

    Shola

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  • 17 Reasons To Eat Small Chops For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner

    1. Because you can have em like this for breakfast

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIpFH4EDZhi/

    2. Lunch is served

    https://twitter.com/Radissonlagos/status/709347931711737857

    3. Small chops in formation

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIVyB8rB0bh/

    4. The. Perfect. Ultimate. Snack

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzw6f_EpV5/

    6. Believe what you want, but small chops are a balanced diet

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIUeXS_BrtD/

    7. I mean…

    https://twitter.com/Tinu_Kuye/status/732231964682506240

    8. Isn’t this beautiful?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCk01jop-PD/

    9. Only a monster can resist something that looks like this

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIceawMjM8C/

    10. Or this

    11. See, ehn…

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIDfYcKD8jg/

    12. Look, small chops work in any context

    https://twitter.com/LagosSportsComm/status/683991526041608192

    13. No event is complete without it

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BIhJtUrg0JM/

    14. I would like to know which got done first, the working or the chopping

    15. They’ve been known to make everything better

    16. Of course, this blue-haired person approves

    https://twitter.com/Cyntheeya/status/733010483377242113

    17. And if for some reason, you still had doubts, well…

    Lordbanks

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  • QUIZ: What Will You Have For Lunch Today?
    Because let’s face it, we probably already know.

    Odunayo