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  • When You Are Busy Crushing On Someone Else’s Wife

    When You Are Busy Crushing On Someone Else’s Wife

    1. I mean it’s not like you haven’t made an effort.

    2. You’ve really tried your best.

    3. But this woman is gorgeous!

    4. And she’s not the only one oh!

    5. Look at this hottie.

    6. Then look at this beautiful lady.

    7. How are you meant to focus?

    8. I mean, is it really possible?

    9. But anyway you are just appreciating women made in the image of their heavenly father!

    10. Beautiful, beautiful women!

    Jola Ayeye

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  • When You Are Busy Crushing On Another Person’s Husband

    When You Are Busy Crushing On Another Person’s Husband

    1. The truth is that you’ve tried.

    2. You really, really have!

    3. But I mean, look at him.

    4. Or even him!

    5. It’s not easy to stay focused.

    6. When this one is just so gorgeous!

    7. And this one is so suave.

    8. And it’s not like you’re trying to collect them from their wives.

    9. You’re just appreciating God’s creation.

    10. God’s wonderful, wonderful creation!

    Jola Ayeye

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  • How I Fell In And Jumped Out Of Love Online.

    1. So I joined social media out of boredom and to feel among.

    2. Everyday I would just go there, make noise, do amebo and jump on trending topics.

    3. That’s how one day someone I always had banter with entered my DM’s.

    4. First of all I thought it was just normal jokes and games oh!

    5. Then he asked for my number! Ghen ghen.

    6. Before I knew it we were talking all day, everyday.

    7. Then one day he asked if I would like to go out for diner, as per a date!

    8. I tried not to get too excited but I was like:

    9. Then we finally went on the date and it was better than I imagined.

    10. Then there was another date.

    11. And another one.

    12. Before I knew what was happening my heart was going jiggi-jiggi bam bam whenever I saw his name and number.

    13. My friends had even started using him to make fun of me online!

    14. Then one day I woke up to a text from a number I hadn’t saved.

    15. The first line was “I know you don’t know me but I come to you as a woman”.

    16. Ah! Look at life oh!

    17. So apparently the love of my life was wedded in holy matrimony to another woman.

    18. Whats even more fabulous is that he met her on social media as well.

    19. And had even used some of the same lines he used on her to toast me.

    20. And had taken us to the same restaurants.

    21. Since that day whenever anyone tries to greet me too much on any social media I’m like:

    Jola Ayeye

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  • Ladies If Your Guy Does All These, Just Put A Ring On It

    1. If he sends you pizza and shawarma at work

    Even roasted corn and eba, all join!

    2. If he doesn’t flinch when you fart

    We heard some of you have broken up because of this!

    3. If he really listens and responds to all your senseless rantings

    He will even join you to be senseless!

    4. If he knows how to cook jollof

    Husband material, one million yards!

    5. If he takes you to mama on a regular

    P.S If she prays that you’ll find your husband, just carry your slippers nd run!

    6. And does he like your face with or without makeup?

    He loves the messy you sef!

    7. And does he genuinely care and support your career goals?

    He’s just here for your happiness.

    8. If he is truly the one guy who doesn’t lie

    We’re all so done with guys who lie.

    9. He also doesn’t see any qualms in buying you sanitary towels and other girl stuff

    No biggie!

    10. And if he’s not stingy at all!

    He wants to spend his last kobo on you.

    11. Plus he also tries to treat others nicely

    The best!

    Shola

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  • How Many Boyfriends Do You Need

    How Many Boyfriends Do You Need

    So you just finished watching a nice romantic movie.

    You’v blown your nose and wiped your eyes.

    And now you are wondering how many boyfriends you need to be truly happy.

    You need one that will stop your church aunties from asking you about marriage.

    One that is your cafeteria – bringing breakfast, lunch and dinner.

    One that is your financial helpmate and proxy ATM machine.

    You need another one that is a semi professional fighter, that is ready to fight everyone on your behalf.

    You need the one that is a professional lover boy. Always speaking sweet words and composing poems.

    Then you need the one that is everything at the same time so you can have peace of mind.

    Jola Ayeye

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  • All The Reasons Long Distance Relationships Are Amazing

    1. When you’re broke on Valentines day and don’t have to bother with a candle lit dinner for 2.

    2. When you are fighting and don’t have to see their face.

    3. When you can do what you want without having to check what they’re up to.

    4. When your parents cannot be disturbing your partner too much because they are not around.

    5. When you can just cut the phone when they start saying rubbish.

    6. When you don’t have to look lit for a date because it’s over the phone.

    7. When you can use distance as an excuse for not getting married to your nosy family members.

    8. When you are both finally in the same place you can’t get enough of each other!

    Jola Ayeye

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  • Have You Ever Gotten Friendzoned Before?

    1. When they say you are their best friend ever.

    2. When they say they wish they could date someone as nice as you or as kind as you.

    3. When they say you would be the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend … for someone one day.

    4. When they come and ask you for relationship advice.

    5. When you ask them out and they say they don’t want to ruin the friendship.

    6. When they try to use you to make the person they really like jealous.

    7. When you use all your bars on them and get “wow thanks” as a reply.

    8. When you confess your love and they say “stop joking”.

    Jola Ayeye

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  • 7 Ways To Break Up With Bae

    1. You can break up via text.

    Chai!

    2. You can use the gateman to do it.

    “Madam said I should not open the gate for you again.”

    3. You can use bae’s mum to do it.

    “My dear I need to tell you something.”

    4. You can use your own mum to do it.

    “Young lady don’t call my son again he said he is no longer doing.”

    5. Block them on social media.

    Everything oh! Facebook, twitter, Instagram.

    6. Use their best friend to do your dirty work.

    “Umm your boyfriend wants me to tell you something”

    7. Just start parading your new boyfriend/girlfriend while you are dating a new one.

    Love is love!

    Jola Ayeye

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  • How Many Girlfriends Do You Need

    How Many Girlfriends Do You Need

    So you and your guys are talking about love and relationships.

    Forming like you people know everything!

    Everybody’s head is swelling and they are talking one million talks.

    Then you start trying to figure out how many girlfriends it will take to make you satisfied.

    You need one to stop your mother from disturbing you about marriage.

    Another one you have in the office to make life more bearable.

    Another one that brings food in cooler for you at the beginning of the week.

    One that is a prayer warrior.

    One to teach you bad bad things “in the other room”.

    The one that has a masters degree in frustration and manufacturing conflict.

    The one that is an assistant mummy.

    One that helps you augment your finances. As per assistant ATM.

    The one that will nab you reading this post and give you query later since you are now insane.

    Jola Ayeye

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  • This Is For All the Long Suffering Grooms

    1. When the engagement ring makes a big dent in your wallet.

    It’s for a good cause sha, I love her.

    2. When your bride’s troublesome family members send one nonsense list for the traditional wedding.

    Please come and carry your daughter oh! It’s not me you people will kill!

    3. When the only wedding date all of your family members can agree on is the same day as premier league final.

    If I say that is not convenient for me is that childish?

    4. When your bride starts asking you about colours and shades as if it’s a do or die thing.

    What the difference between fuschia and magenta now?

    5. When aso ebi wahala starts, you’re like:

    Someone please get me away from here!

    6. When your mother and mother in law to be are arguing and expect you to get involved.

    Better face yourselves.

    7. When you realise pre marital counselling is compulsory if you want to marry in your wife’s mother’s church

    See wahala!

    8. When you see all the bills and your budget is looking like nothing but a dream.

    Who started this wedding tradition sef?

    9. When your groomsmen are MIA until its time for the bachelor party.

    All these ones know is party!

    10. When your friends want to put you inside trouble during your bachelor party on top “last night of freedom”

    It’s not me that will die oh!

    Jola Ayeye

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