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All The Things That Happen When You Love Food More Than Your Boyfriend.
1. When you wake up happy because you have some amazing leftovers for breakfast.
2. When you keep trying to enjoy your food on a date and your boyfriend is trying to bond.
3. When you have to choose between buying an impromptu present for your boyfriend and more food for you.
4. When your boyfriend buys you food to apologise after a fight.
5. When you go out to eat and your boyfriend starts eating off your plate.
6. When you are sad and someone brings you your favourite meal.
7. Then your boyfriend calls to try and make you feel better.
8. When people call you a wobia.
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If Your Boyfriend Is A Mumu You Can Relate
1. When you say “I love you” and your boyfriend says “I love you” without adding “more”.
2. When you and your boyfriend go out and he’s busy greeting different babes of different shapes and sizes.
3. When your boyfriend asks you what you want to eat and you say “nothing” and he buys food for only himself.
4. When you ask if you look fat in a dress and he says “hmm somehow yes”.
5. When he gets angry that you pick food off his plate.
6. When your boyfriend falls asleep on the phone just because you fell asleep first.
7. When you use style to point out the shoes you would like for christmas but he still buys you books.
8. When his mother insults your cooking and he comes to tell you.
9. When you guys are roasting each other but then some of his insults start getting a bit too personal.
10. When he compares you to one of his ex girlfriends.
11. When your boyfriend gets angry because you got married to someone else without telling him.
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So You Are Finally Going On A Date With Your Crush
1. So after weeks of phone calls and thousands of messages…
2. …. And gazing at each other with love struck puppy eyes.
3. Your crush finally asks you on a date.
4. One of your daft friends suggests you say no so he doesn’t think you are easy.
5. But you know that one is an enemy of progress so you ignore her.
6. You, searching for something to wear.
7. When you get to the restaurant and see him looking cuter than you remember.
8. And the conversation is even better than before.
9. You, trying to decide what to eat.
10. When he goes to the bathroom and hasn’t come back after 45 minutes.
11. You, realising you’ve been left to foot the bill.
12. When your friends ask you how the date went.
13. When next someone asks you out to dinner, you’re like:
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9 Times Barack And Michelle Proved Love Is Sweet And Presidential Love Is Even Sweeter
1. When they covered Essence Magazine and it was dope AF!
2. When Michelle had to clean Barack’s chin at a State House dinner.
3. That time they were being goofy at a game and Malia couldn’t help but laugh.
4. When Michelle gave Barack support after his moving speech at the anniversary of the 1965 Selma-Montgomery March.
5. That time they kicked it casual and looked cute as hell.
6. When they made us LOL while reading playtime stories to kids at an Easter Roll.
7. And how can we forget the time they looked unreal on the cover of Vogue Magazine.
8. When they were all lovey-dovey in the Oval Office and it made us feel all the feels.
9. And a quick reminder that presidential love grows over a long, long time.
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If Your Boyfriend Loves Football More Than You, This Is For You.
1. When you have to organise date nights around football matches.
2. When you joke about his favourite player and he starts crying.
3. When his team loses a match so the rest of the day he gives you attitude.
4. When he spends the time he isn’t watching football, playing football or FIFA games.
5. When your brother supports a rival team and him and your boyfriend are always arguing about it.
6. When he sees anything that has to do with his team in public.
7. When his favourite player is moving to another team, he’s like:
8. When you watch a match with him and start asking too many questions.
9. Then the next time you watch together, he feels you’re not enthusiastic enough.
10. When you complain about how much time he spends playing football games and he says his games don’t complain about how much time he spends with you.
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9 Times Your Boyfriend Was The Worst Person On The Planet
1. When you ask him about the girl on his Instagram and he says ‘she’s no one important’
2. When he knows you’re angry but he still expects you to talk
3. When he’s watching a match and completely forgets your existence
4. When you’re being serious and he’s just finding it funny
5. When he says he’s not hungry and still begs for your food when it’s ready
6. When you’re going on a date and he invites his best friend
7. When he calls you in the midnight just to ‘hear your voice’
8. You, when you hang out with a male friend and your bae is forming jealous
9. When he says he wants to meet his ex for a chat, you’re like:
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All The Reasons First Dates Stress Us Out
1. When you go to the cinema and they’re shouting throughout the movie like they can enter the screen.
2. When they claim to want to “surprise you” and the date ends up being terrible.
3. When you bump into your ex at the same restaurant.
4. When the bill comes and you have 4 seconds to decide whether or not you are splitting the bill.
5. When they crack a joke and it’s rude or awkward.
6. When their real girlfriend or boyfriend comes to make a scene.
7. When LASTMA stops the car and his papers are not complete.
8. When you think it went really well and then they never call you again.
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Do You Have An Office Bestie
1. When you first get to the office and make a new friend
2. When you realise they actually like you and aren’t just pretending.
3. When they start giving you office cheat codes to make your office life easier.
4. When they start offering to pick and drop you off at home.
5. When it’s their birthday and you get the biggest slice of cake.
6. When people think you are working but both of you are just gisting on whatsapp for web.
7. When you start hanging out after work.
8. When someone tries to be friends with both of you, you’re like:
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All The Things That Happen When You Get Into An Argument With Your Boyfriend.
1. When he uses style to abuse you while you are disagreeing about something.
2. When you are trying not to cry but it’s really peppering you.
3. When he tries to joke like everything is okay.
4. When you get home and he sends texts really expecting you to reply.
5. When you wake up in the morning and he hasn’t called to apologise again.
6. When you bump into your friend and they ask you how he is, you’re like:
7. When you hear any song about heartbreak and betrayal.
8. When you tell your friend what happened and she comes to the conclusion that you are in the wrong.
9. When you guys finally make up and all is well in the world again.
