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  • 9 Reasons Babies Live Better Lives Than Adults

    Life for adults is tough but life for babies is soft. Here are 9 reasons why we think babies live better lives than adults.

    They don’t pay rent 

    Babies live rent-free. Imagine not having to pay your own rent at the end of each year/month. Must be nice. 

    They always get what they want

    All babies have to do is cry and they’ll get anything — whether it’s food, breast milk, toys… anything. Theee life we’re trying to live,  for real.

    They don’t have jobs

    That’s why babies are so cheerful and playful. They don’t have deadlines to meet so they’re just living based on vibes and giggles. 

    They don’t have relationship issues

    As a baby, nobody is going to come into your life and tell you they love you and serve you breakfast right after — unless it’s SMA.

    They don’t go to school 

    And when they’re old enough to start school, the only thing they do is eat, sleep and learn A,B,C and 1,2,3. SMH.

    Babies don’t have to take care of anybody

    Babies don’t have any parents or siblings calling them to ask for money.

    Babies don’t pay bills

    Unlike us adults living our whole lives to pay bills — including the childcare bills

    Babies don’t fight

    Babies don’t fight. Asides from not being able to fight, nobody can fight them. If you’ve ever had the urge to fight a baby, please check yourself.

    People are nicer to babies

    Babies are cute and small and peaceful, and this why people are nice to babies. 

    Ralia

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  • It’s a very sad time on the streets of Nigeria. The roads are silent because the people are quiet.

    There is increased tension in the air.

    On the 28th of June 2018, in Berger, Lagos, a moving petrol tanker caught fire.

    This was due to a brake failure.

    The fire outbreak not only affected the tanker.

    A large number of cars went down with the tanker.

    While some people tried to call for help or jump out as soon as they could.

    A lot of lives were lost.

    This incident happening just a few days after the Ojuelegba tragedy and the loss of lives in Plateau makes the entire country wonder.

    As it can not be asked enough

    The Lagos state Government responded to this issue as soon as they could.

    But they weren’t fast enough

    Situations like this make us question our government even more. Do they really know what the country needs or what’s best for us?

    In states like Pennsylvania, these things exist. Why are the vital things not top priority?

    An emergency unit should be close to every terminal in a city.

    To avoid worst case scenario’s like this.

    The whole of Lagos was halted as everywhere was traffic jammed. A lot of us took this opportunity to say a prayer or two for those who passed away.

    We hope their hearts light up the Heavens.

    And to the families and friends of those affected, our hearts are with you.

    We hope you find peace that surpasses everything.

    And while we pray, we need to work together to improve our standard of living, and remember to do a very important thing.

    Which starts with getting your PVC or finding out how to get it here. https://getyourpvc.com

    Please note.

    Eniola

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