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Lazy | Zikoko!

7 Reasons Living Alone Is The Absolute Best

1. Nobody telling you what to do, how to do it or when to do it.

2. You can decide to leave your shit lying around and no one will complain about it.

3. You never have to share your food.

No extra mouth that’ll be eyeing your meat.
4. You get the bed all to yourself.

Sound sleep loading!
5. You can stay home completely naked all day with no judgement.

Freedom. Absolute freedom.
6. You get to meet your things exactly where you kept them.

7. You get to do whatever weird things you like and don’t have to worry about anybody finding out.

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Ronke Otega

June 5, 2017

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Adulthood, Lazy, Living Alone, Single
15 Pictures Every Nigerian Who Was Unserious In School Will Relate To

1. You, whenever you wake up on a school day.

I can’t stand up. I just can’t.
2. When you’re not listening and your teacher tells you to stand up and tell the class the last thing they said.

Uhm! Sir, the thing is…
3. When your teacher tells you to go and solve the question on the board.

Please epp.
4. When the teacher shouts “you there, stand up” and you already know it’s you they are talking to.

Hay God! Why me?
5. When you never do your homework at home and spend 10 minutes before submission like:

I CAN MAKE IT!
6. When the class is meant to end by 12:00 and by 12:01 the teacher has still not left the class.

Do and be going, abeg.
7. When this happens:

You know nothing.
8. You, whenever you’re in class.

Can this torture end?
9. When you wake up on the day of a test you didn’t bother to study for.

Well, I cannot come and go and kill myself.
10. When the test starts and the whole class is writing but you’re just there like:

What is happening here?
11. When your classmates want to discuss the answers they got after the test.

Please, lets not go back to our vomit.
12. When your friends ask you how your test was.

Can we just free this thing?
13. When your mates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re just there dangling between a D and an F like:

Holding on for dear life.
14. You and sleeping in class.

Nobody should touch me, biko
15. You, whenever you wake up on a weekend.

FINALLY!

Daniel Orubo

April 5, 2016

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Africa, Lazy, Nigerian, School, unserious
16 Things That All Lazy People Will Completely Relate To

1. When you start making food, but the ‘making’ starts looking too stressful.

Laziness is actually a strong mental problem. One minute you boil water to make Eba, next minute you are drinking tea.
— Bamz (@NomskyN) August 20, 2015

As long as something is entering my mouth.
2. You, when someone wakes you up from sleep.

You evil troll!
3. When you think about exercising but then you decide that sleeping is better.

Umm…no.
4. When you wake up on Monday and realize that it’s Monday.

Please don’t make me…
5. When you’re forced to watch one channel because the remote is 5 inches away.

Too far.
6. When you have kids and you can now make them get the remote that’s in front of you.

My turn!
7. When someone invites you to go out and you realize you have to wear clothes.

Why do you want to stress me?
8. When they cancel the plans they made with you.

LMAO! I’m not even mad.
9. When someone tries to get you to work harder than you’re used to.

Am I not doing enough already?
10. When your mom tries to get you to arrange your room.

I’m not ready.
11. Wardrobes mean nothing to you.

I have a system, please.
12. When you just sat down and someone else wants to send you on an errand.

Kuku kill me.
13. When you have to pee, but you already tucked yourself into bed.

Now?
14. When someone ties a reward to extra work – and you want the reward.

What do I do? Do I do the work?
15. When you want to go get something but you don’t want to get up.

Crawling is fine too.
16. You, when someone says the key to success is hard work.

Shut up.

Odunayo

March 3, 2016

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Lazy, Lazy People