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  • Too Much Salt in Your Food? Protect Your Reputation With These Hacks

    We’ve all had those bad days when our African ancestors forget to whisper in our ears and help us gauge the salt while cooking.

    Too Much Salt in Your Food?

    But don’t worry, we’ve checked, and these hacks will make sure your bragging right is intact even after messing shit up in the kitchen.

    Dilute with water

    Too Much Salt in Your Food?

    What water cannot fix does not exist, and this includes your over-salted meal. Just make sure you go easy with the quantity. You’ll be causing more trouble if you also have to deal with watery soup.

    Add acid

    Source: Eni stores

    That’s right. Ingredients like lemon juice and vinegar have high acidic levels that can cut through the saltiness and distract the tongue. Like water, make sure you add it with caution depending on the quantity of the meal.

    Add dairy

    Too Much Salt in Your Food?

    This might not work with traditional meals, but if you’re making pasta or rice, for example, a moderate dash of coconut milk or heavy cream will reduce the saltiness.

    Rinse and recook

    This hack works best if you’ve gone overboard with salt while seasoning protein. Drain the water, rinse and cook again with a more controlled salt measurement.

    Potato

    Too Much Salt in Your Food?

    Source: LiveScience

    If you don’t rate potatoes, you better have a rethink. Just peel a potato, cut it into large pieces, rinse and place inside your over-salted meal. Wait for five to ten minutes then remove them. The potato will absorb the excess salt in your meal.

    Recook

    This should be the last option to consider when the damage is completely beyond repair. Remember, high consumption of salt isn’t good for your health.

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  • Quiz: This Random Kitchen Knowledge Quiz Will Stress You if You Can’t Cook

    Think you can stand the heat? Prove your place in the kitchen by getting more than 6 answers correctly in this quiz.

    How many teaspoons make a tablespoon?

    Which of these groups does thyme belong to?

    How many minutes does it take to fully cook a hard boiled egg?

    Which of these is not a raising agent?

    Which nutrients are found in egg, fish, meat?

    How do you “season” a new pan before you cook in it?

    Which of these foods would be dangerous to cook in a microwave?

    What do you add to the pot to make pasta boil?

    What should you do if a recipe instructs you to “mince” carrots?

    What is the term for squashing dough with your hands to make it smooth and elastic?

  • 9 Very Nigerian Things That’ll Make Your Kitchen Look Like It Belongs To An Adult

    Are you a young person who recently moved out? Tired of your kitchen looking desolate? Well, follow these steps to make it look just like the one you left behind in your parents house.

    1) Nigerian mascot.

    Diluted Morning Fresh. That’s the most Nigerian adult thing ever.

    2) The gift that keeps giving.

    A Nylonception. Nylon within a nylon within another one. Adulting 101.

    3) Blast from the past.

    Aka a black pot’s nightmare.

    4) This rite of passage.

    “From generation to generation…”

    5) Holy trinity.

    If you know, you know.

    6) War relics.

    Nigerian parties are wars if we are keeping it a buck. After fighting for souvenirs, it’s only right you hang them in your kitchen.

    7) This welcome to adulting bowl.

    Only real adults own this.

    8) This OG.

    For storing everything. The best anti-rodent ever.

    9) The final step.

    Buy this for storing your plates and cutlery. This is the final boss you have to defeat on your journey to becoming a full-blown Nigerian adult.

  • 1. The eba stick that doubles as a weapon:

    Your mother’s favourite.

    2. The iron sponge that is always on the brink of death:

    Your only friend when washing that evil pot.

    3. The Nylon bag full of even more nylon bags:

    For what? Only God knows.

    4. The only seasoning that matters:

    More important than water sef.

    5. The bowl every visitor uses to wash their hand before they eat:

    Because God forbid they enter the kitchen to wash their hands.

    6. The almighty microwave cover:

    Nigerian mothers swore it would prevent cancer.

    7. That bowl with a wedding or burial sticker:

    If not for Owambes would Nigerians even have kitchen utensils?

    8. That handle-less pot that is “older than you”:

    You mother had the pot before she had you. Show it respect.

    9. The eva bottle filled with palm oil:

    The realest oil ever made.

    10. The infinite number of unwashable plastic containers:

    That stain will NEVER go out.

    11. Those plastic covers with their matching bowls nowhere in sight:

    Always more covers than actual bowls.

    12. The blender that smells like pepper no matter how much you wash it:

    Can even try and blend anything else without tasting pepper.

    13. The morning fresh that is more water than actual morning fresh:

    It always lasts longer than it has any right to.

    14. The ice-cream bowl full of disappointment:

    It will never not hurt,

    15. The “there is rice at home” bag of rice:

    How rice is not on the Nigerian flag is beyond us.
  • When You Cook And It All Goes To Hell

    1. So after making mouth for weeks, it’s finally time for you to show everybody what you can do in the kitchen.

    2. Especially since you have been criticising everyone else’s cooking.

    3. This is you, entering the kitchen with pride and confidence.

    4. When people ask you if they can help, you’re like:

    5. This is you, suffering to cut all the onions by yourself now that you’ve done shakara.

    6. When you forget you handled a lot of raw pepper and then touch your face.

    7. When all of a sudden the food you are cooking starts looking like sacrifice.

    8. Then the smell of the food is more of an odour than an aroma.

    9. Meanwhile, all your friends and family are looking at you, like:

    10. And you are wondering who you offended.

    11. Now everyone is waiting for their food, like.

    12. Then you finally bring out the rubbish you prepared.

    13. And everyone laughs at you, like:

  • 1. When she made suya prawns and jollof abacha.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJgMNIwjrbV/

    2. When she made these canapés that included ugu chips.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJoDdqPjQVs/

    3. This heavenly pot of coconut jollof rice that must be the food of the gods.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BJyJwEajfgp/

    4. Her beans and dodo, presented with a hint of international exposure.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BK3mOuejLOq/

    5. That time she put her inventive hat on and created an agbalumo drink!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAfen7x0VH/

    6. When she baked these mouth-watering chocolate and banana cakes.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BGyh1tIR0ZB/

    7. Her baked suya catfish creation that looks like blessings and glory!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BG3mbp7R0f8/

    8. Her owambe-perfect golden puff puff.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BH7EMe4D-WB/

    9. That time she make an akara sandwich.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BH9QeVRj6KR/

    10. When she made these awesomely presented, fabulous looking small chops!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLBL6V4jnc_/
    Ozoz is an amazing chef who runs the fabulous blog Kitchen Butterfly and also hosts private dining experiences. She loves experimenting with foods and spices on her never ending quest of defining the new Nigerian kitchen.
  • 25 Nigerians Share Their Hilarious Cooking Disasters

    When a food lover and chef on Twitter asked Nigerians to share their worst cooking experience, the responses were hilarious as we expected.

    Share your worst cooking disaster

    — Thelmzkitchen (@Thelmzkitchen_) April 27, 2016

    1. This chocolate chip cookie fail.

    https://twitter.com/LamideOB/status/725292750850105344

    2. This person’s palm oil caught fire.

    3. This person made Jollof rice soup.

    https://twitter.com/utibe_/status/725275673821089793

    4. This one about adding Ogbono to Jollof rice.

    5. When your daddy throws soggy semo on your forehead.

    https://twitter.com/LadeKale/status/725278774867181568

    6. This person’s attempt at making fried eggs.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ this was meant to be fried eggs ? pic.twitter.com/NDDMgZ8YDa

    — The Special One (@swaynkaayyy) April 27, 2016

    7. This person that cooked rotten eggs with their Indomie.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ prepared indomie with sardine and a lot of veggies. D last phase was to break egg inside. I neva new d egg was rotten

    — ♥RAIN♥ (@rianatopeyemi) April 27, 2016

    8. The struggle of preparing pap and Custard.

    9. This person that wanted to cook fried noodles.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ used oil instead of water for indomie and fried the whole thing black

    — art (@Vaness_ah) April 27, 2016

    10. This person used kerosene to cook stew.

    11. This person cooked Efo Riro with Ewedu leaves.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ thought ewedu leaf was efo , so I made it normally as efo riro. Suddenly I noticed the efo was slippery. It was a disaster ?

    — Seksan (@diamondsek) April 27, 2016

    12. This person’s ocean of beans and palm oil.

    13. This person mistook Ogbono for crayfish.

    14. The one about making pancakes with semo flour.

    15. This one about an “eggsplosion”.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I tried to boil my egg in the microwave ( I didn’t put it in water I just dropped the egg ) it exploded ?

    — Gold ✨ (@Wura_ola) April 27, 2016

    16. This one about a chicken coming back to life.

    https://twitter.com/PurpleEllipsis/status/725397785978220545

    17. This person didn’t know chicken had to be boiled before putting in stew.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I put chicken inside cookin stew (without washing/boiling the chicken)

    Tasted like blood,I was a carnivores animal dat day — that dada guy. (@Josh__IK) April 27, 2016

    18. When someone used Chocomilo as Maggi.

    19. This person washed the Garri before making Eba.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I wanted to make Eba so I washed the garri first.

    — Bambi (@Nwaabekee) April 27, 2016

    20. This person made burnt offering.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ here pic.twitter.com/4MXiy64lfK

    — Omoba KD (Ari Gold ) (@Kenydebo) April 27, 2016

    21. This person used Omo to wash rice.

    https://twitter.com/jemimahnaa/status/725338244171370496

    22. This person put live chicken in hot water and sat on the lid.

    23. When someone poured Nutri C in rice to make it look like Jollof.

    24. This person baked a cake with Amala flour.

    https://twitter.com/AmazonianCub/status/725294086626926592

    25. This person that cooked burnt mop.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I came back frm club 5am,I said let me cook spagheti.I slept off,woke up 12pm.I saw medusa in my pot pic.twitter.com/lzbpNFuLI1

    — Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) April 27, 2016