We know we already screwed up against Croatia.

Anyway, for this match, the players have assured us they will die on the line.

But we have some important warnings for them.

Dear Eagles, please we don’t want to see you dance any shaku shaku today.

I also have to add that we know you boys are buff, but the fashion show is enough please.

See for this game, we need you guys to actually stand. Stop falling.

If goal is catching you, Great Super Eagles, please go to their post. You know, that’s actually where you can score a goal.

You also need to remember that as you’re praying, they’re also praying

Also, before you settle down to watch this match, please make sure there’s fuel in your generator.

If you don’t have fuel in your generator , you can just enter a viewing center.

And if you’re watching from home, be very sure to secure a few cans of Star.

But whatever you do, do not be alone while watching this match.

If we win, then you can dance shake shake or anything else with your chest

And if we lose, just try to sleep it off.