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  • A Week in the Life: The Nigerian Female Footballer Nursing Abroad Dreams

    A Week in the Life: The Nigerian Female Footballer Nursing Abroad Dreams

    “A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is Anthonia,  an amateur footballer. Anthonia kicked a ball for the first time when she was 6 years old, and she’s never looked back. Through twists, turns and the Nigerian condition, she has pursued her football career. She talks about her plans to play football in colleges outside Nigeria while studying to be a sports nurse. She also talks about why all her plans are hedged on minimising regrets.

    MONDAY:

    My mornings are always different. Some days, I wake up and go for morning training, on other days, I wake up and do house chores. It all depends on how lucky and early I wake up that day. Today is one of the not-so-lucky days, so I’m going to stay back, do my chores and then start my day. 

    At least I’ll be able to play FIFA or watch a movie before evening training. 

    After my chores, I look through my movie and TV show selection — When They See Us, Nollywood movies, Korean action movies — and nothing catches my attention. I’m going to play FIFA instead. It turns out that my brothers and their friends have fired up the PS4 and are starting a FIFA tournament. And I must surely play. Because many people come to our house to play, tournament matches are very competitive, so you have to be very good. If you’re weak, you’ll get yabbed so much you’ll not like yourself. I’m not too worried because I think I can hold my ground. Let me tell you a secret: I’m the second-best player in this house, so I know I’ll be fine. [haha]

    TUESDAY:

    I started playing football when I was 6 years old. I remember people not wanting to choose me on their team for five-a-aside and my brother was the only person who believed in me. It’s that belief that still powers me. From that time, I’ve played football through nursery, primary and secondary school. Anytime I look back at my journey, I just smile. One of the highlights of my career was in 2019, when I went to play a competition in Ogun state. I’ll never forget that day because of how nervous I felt. It was my first time as part of the starting line up, and I was starting as a replacement to the number 9 who had fucked up. Omo, I was afraid. I was like, “How am I going to do this thing?” Then I entered the pitch and calmed myself down. By the time the match started, I was in my zone and I even scored that day. A midfielder gave me a through pass, I was one on one with the keeper, and I placed the ball to the sweet right side of the post. Anytime I remember that goal, even if I’m sleeping, I just start smiling. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    I was 17 the first time I left home to go to play football. I remember I was so scared that I cried when my mum dropped me at the park. But now I’m a strong lady [haha]. I’m 18 years old and I’ve experienced the good and bad side of football. The good side is that football has taken me to places outside of my hometown of Ekiti; I’ve gone to Lagos, Abuja, Ogun, Ibadan. All these are new experiences for me. I’ve also faced some bad sides like people underrating me because I’m a girl. I know it’s not easy for a lady footballer but I’ll make it. There’s also the fact that guys try to take advantage of me. Because of the scarcity of female teams at my level, I currently play with a boys team, so anytime we have a match, I see things. There was a match where I was subbed in from the bench, and as I entered the field, one guy said to another: “If she wants to dribble past you, just touch her breast.” I was like, “WTF?”. I blasted him that day and my teammates also joined me. I’ll not lie, I felt bad.  I later shrugged it off because it’s part of the experience. 

    THURSDAY:

    The female team where I live are not that reliable. Not to sound proud or anything, but I feel that I’m not on the same level with them. They are just learning the basics: how to control a ball, how to pass, and I’m past that stage. One of the reasons why I play with boys is that if I want to grow, I have to play with people bigger than me so I can learn. I use all my energy when playing with guys, which is different from how I play with girls. I’ll not even lie, the best part is when I dribble the guys. What makes it sweeter is that our supporters will just be shouting, “A girl dribbled you.” Anytime I disgrace those boys on the field, I’m happy.

    Someone I look up to is Asisat Oshoala. Her story is inspiring and I like the fact that despite the environment she grew up in, she still turned out amazing. Our stories aren’t similar because I live in Ekiti, which is calm, while she grew up in Lagos, which is rough. To be honest, Lagos is a ghetto because the wahala is too much. I met Asisat once when I was in Lagos, but we didn’t get to talk one-on-one because it was a group event. I was so happy and I even took a picture with her. Sometimes, when I get sad that the phone containing the picture was stolen, I remind myself that when I become a superstar I’ll take plenty of pictures with Asisat. 

    FRIDAY:

    People ask how I play football when I get cramps and the answer is that I don’t get serious cramps, so it doesn’t really affect me. Whenever I’m on my period, I either play my best or worst game. I can’t make any excuse because my period pain is manageable. Period or no period, I still dribble, give through passes, and body check these boys.

    SATURDAY:

    If I see an agent that is serious with securing my future, I’ll consider leaving Ekiti. The thing is that I’m not ready to play for Nigerian teams. I want to go to university and play football at the same time. And we both know that’s not possible in this country, so I’ve actively started looking for athlete’s scholarship outside Nigeria. I have to leave for the sake of my talent because this country kills talent.

    I want to study nursing while playing football so that when my time as a player is up, I’ll become a sports nurse. I want to see people get well, I want to help people, I want to put a smile on people’s faces whenever I treat them. All these can’t happen if I stay back. My worst fear is that if I stay back in Nigeria, I’ll stop playing football. Even if I eventually go on to be a  Nigerian nurse, I’ll still feel incomplete without exploring the football route. I don’t want a situation in the future where I’ll say that I once played football, but I never went anywhere with it. I never achieved anything. I’m not going to like that feeling. 


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  • QUIZ: When Will You Blow?

    QUIZ: When Will You Blow?

    Take this quiz to know when you’ll blow:

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  • A Week In The Life: The Interstate Driver With Girlfriends In Many States

    A Week In The Life: The Interstate Driver With Girlfriends In Many States

    “A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life,” is an interstate driver. He tells us about the risk involved in his job, his love for his wife and kids, and how he manages his girlfriends alongside his loving family.

    MONDAY:

    I don’t have a fixed time to wake up because my job is flexible. In the past, when I was a driver for Taxify, I’d wake up early so as to make a profit. However, since I stopped doing Taxify, I don’t have to wake up that early. I now do strictly calling. People who need my services call me for what they want and I help them out. I do anything transport — I drive people from one state to another, I help them drive their car for delivery from one state to another, and sometimes, I even help people buy cars. All na hustle. 

    I’m lucky that I have a good customer relationship and that’s why I have clients who always need me to help them do one thing or the other. And the funny thing is that I developed these relationships while I was still a driver on Taxify. 

    I tell people about the importance of honesty and human relationship because it has helped me. No be say na me holy pass, but I dey try. For the past three months, I’ve driven only one person, and we met on that same Taxify. One day in 2017, he ordered a ride and we were flowing. The next day, he called me to pick him up. We just clicked. From there, he became a plus in my life. Even though he’s based abroad, anytime he’s in Nigeria, I’m his driver. I leave all my other clients to strictly drive him for the duration of his stay. I can’t lie, he has been wonderful in my life. Even when he sends me message from abroad, I accomplish it. Always on point. In fact, today, we’re preparing to travel to his village. I need to put one or two things in place to prepare for the journey.

    TUESDAY:

    It’s very rare to see a faithful man.  I don’t want to know how bad or ugly he is, as long as he moves around, he must have one or two babes to pass time with. That one is certain. It’s even worse for people like me who drive around all the states. I don’t have active babes in all the 36 states, but I have enough. Any state I enter, I must observe the ground and find at least one babe. Once I arrange the babe, anytime I visit that state, I holler at her. To make sure that she responds, I make our first meeting memorable for the girl. I will burst her head and flex her. And when we’re done enjoying, I will even dash her money. After that, many of them will be thanking me like fifty times. Me, I like honesty, so I tell them before we do anything that I’m married. I love my home. And this one is just both of us enjoying each other. 

    My parole is tight, and I talk in a way that they can’t say no. Again, with me, no dull moment. Haha. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    Today, I’m thinking about how I don’t deserve my wife. I’m just opportuned to have this wonderful woman. It’s God that said she’ll be my own and love me for who I am. She’s my number one, and it’s because of that love that I don’t let her see any clue of my girlfriends. If any of my girlfriends calls my wife, I cut her off immediately because I don’t want anything to ruin my home. 

    I guard my home well because growing up, I saw my parents fight. And I don’t want my home to be like that. I love my two boys and one girl, and I cherish their mother. I can’t afford to send my kids to a big school, but the little I can afford, I give to them. I didn’t go to university even though I did all I could to make it work out. That’s why I made a vow that I’ll do whatever it takes for my kids to go to school. So far so good, I’m on track. My daughter is in JSS1 while the boys are still in primary school. I’m sending them to school, not because education guarantees success but because it’s vital — it’ll always set them apart. 

    People have asked me how come I have a wife, three kids and still have space for girlfriends. The truth is that I dey hustle well. Sometimes I may not make one naira in a week, but the next week, I’ll make ₦200k. I have clients that pay ₦20 – ₦30k here and there, and I join everything together. It’s God that’s helping me because the little money I get, I shuffle it. All departments must chop inside. It must sha go round.

    THURSDAY:

    Interstate driving is risky. I remember my accident on Christmas day of 2019 at Benin Bypass. I was going with this same friend that stays abroad when our car tumbled. I wasn’t the one driving, so I was in the back seat. The funny thing is that I was on the phone talking to my wife when it happened. One minute I was on the call, the next, I’m upside down inside bush. Fear catch me die. I was upside down looking at my phone still on, fuel was leaking out of the car, and I was strapped to the chair with the seat belt. I had to calm myself down to get out of the car. Then I also told my guy not to panic while I loosened his seat belt. Thank God for motorists who helped us out of the whole situation. With their help, we turned the car back straight and then Road Safety came to tow the vehicle. Even after that incident, I didn’t stop driving. I can’t stop driving. It’s a part of me. Anytime I touch a car, I’m at peace. 

    If I have my way, I’ll invest in a transport business because I know there’s money in here. This is the field where I’ve spent all my life. This is all I know and this is where my talent lies. 

    FRIDAY:

    I love my kids so much. No matter how bad my day is, once I see them, I just brighten up. My work doesn’t give me enough time for my kids. When I’m in Lagos, I make sure I spend time with them. Sometimes I won’t travel for two months and other times, I wouldn’t be in Lagos for three weeks straight. There’s just that fatherly love that they bring out in me.

    Even when I’m with any of my girlfriends, I must still speak to my kids. I’ll call to hear their voice: I’ll ask them about their studies, if they’ve eaten, and how their day went. I’m never far away from them. 

    I honestly don’t know how they’ll feel if they know I have girlfriends. All I know is that I won’t bring any drama near my house. Even if I’m a killer outside, I want to be a saint in my own home. I may not have a lot of money but home matters to me.  I’ve been married for twelve years, and I don’t know if I can keep on living if anything happens to my family.

    To be honest, I’m even changing. I’m not bad like that. If I count my girlfriends, I have only five consistent ones. I’ve removed the inconsistent ones from my list because no time. I’m also thankful that God take libido bless me to be able to keep everyone satisfied. It’s grace. I be pure Igbo guy, I strong die. 


    Check back every Tuesday by 9 am for more “A Week In The Life ” goodness, and if you would like to be featured or you know anyone who fits the profile, fill this form.

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  • A Week In The Life: 10 Must-Read Stories Of 2020

    A Week In The Life: 10 Must-Read Stories Of 2020

    On March 10 2020, I published the first-ever “A Week In The Life” story. It addressed the struggles of a female Keke driver who was punching her weight in a male-dominated field while also doubling as a breadwinner. This theme of understanding people’s work struggles set the tone for the rest of the episodes in the series.

    Since then, I’ve spoken to over 40 Nigerians with different jobs, struggles, and wins. These stories have opened minds, sparked conversations, and changed the life of subjects along the way.

    As the year comes to a close, I’ve picked 10 of the absolute must-read in this series.

    1) A Week In The Life Of A Kayan Mata Seller Focusing On Sex Education

    Today’s subject is Maryam Usman, a Kayan Mata seller from the North. She talks about the challenges that come with her business and more importantly, the need for sex education amongst Northern women.

    Read here.

    2) A Week In The Life Of A Flight Attendant

    Today’s subject is *Tunde. A 29-year-old flight attendant of mixed heritage who tells us that part of the training to become a flight attendant involves learning how to deliver babies.

    flight attendant

    Read here.

    3) A Week In The Life Of A Call Center Agent At The Suicide Hotline

    Today’s subject is **Mark, a psychologist who is a call center agent at the suicide hotline. He walks us through his battle with faith, the need to help people, and the challenges that come with his job.

    Read here.

    4) A Week In The Life Of A Nurse On The COVID-19 Frontlines

    Today’s subject is *Agnes, a nurse currently caring for Covid patients. She tells us her fears as a young person working in close contact with an infectious disease.

    Read here.

    5) A Week In The Life Of ‘Agba’, The Entertainer Who’d Rather Be Rich Than Famous

    The subject for today’s “A Week In The Life” is Olubiyi Oluwatobiloba, an entertainer popularly known as ‘Agba’ of Konibaje baby fame. He tells us about the good and bad side of fame, his creative process, and his exit plan when skits are no longer sustainable.

    Read here.

    6) A Week In The Life Of An Imam Navigating A Zoom Ramadan During Covid-19

    Today’s subject is Imam Nojeem Jimoh. He tells us how he’s navigating Ramadan using technology in this special time.

    Zoom Ramadan Covid-19

    Read here.

    7) A Day In The Life: The Soldier Eagerly Looking Forward To Civilian Life

    Today’s subject is a soldier in this mid-thirties who walks us through fighting bandits in the North, corruption in the military, and his plans for civilian life once his military service is over.

    Read here.

    8) “Border Closure Is Only Enriching People” – A Week In The Life Of A Smuggler

    The subject for today is Mr M, a businessman and smuggler. He talks about the risk involved in his job, how bribes affect the prices of goods, and his hope to diversify his source of income.

    Read here.

    9) “Men Try To Take Advantage Of Me” – A Week In The Life Of A Female Bouncer

    The subject of today’s A Week In The Life is Tope. She’s a bouncer and she talks about the stereotypes she faces at work, advances from men, and how difficult it is to be a bouncer during COVID. 

    Read here.

    10) A Week In The Life Of A Fish Specialist Earning $5,000/Month

    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a twenty-six-year-old fish specialist. He talks about making over $30,000 from selling fishes, how he stumbled on the business, the cruelty fishes face, and why he left paid employment.

    Read here.


    Check back every Tuesday by 9 am for more “A Week In The Life ” goodness, and if you would like to be featured or you know anyone who fits the profile, don’t hesitate to reach out. Reach out to me: hassan@bigcabal.com if you want to be featured on this series.

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  • Naira Life: 10 Must-Read Stories

    Naira Life: 10 Must-Read Stories

    Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.

    As we anticipate the 100th episode of the Nairalife series, here are 10 must-read episodes from the series:

    1) The Firstborn Who’s Playing Breadwinner On A ₦104k/month Salary

    I like this story for a couple of reasons. First, it’s a story about the dark underbelly of city life. I also like it because the #NairaLife before it was about a designer. Except that the previous designer was earning 10 times more than this designer was earning. When you read these stories side by side, it’s an early #Nairalife lesson for me in how a ton of factors, beyond talent, drive success.

    Read here.

    2) The Housewife Living Her Best Life With Zero Salary

    This housewife shook the internet. Why? She tried everything. 9-5’s, entrepreneurship, and you know what she chose? To be a housewife. What exactly is ambition?

    Read here.

    3) The Hustler Staying Hopeful At ₦25k/month

    The suffering in this one is immense. This guy literally trailed off whatever path he’d dreamed for himself. I can’t stop thinking about that one exam he couldn’t pay for…

    Read here.

    4) Still Fighting For Her Future at ₦60k/month

    Marriage can come at a steep cost for women, and no Nairalife epitomises this more than any. Shortly after the marriage, she got pregnant. And then everything changed.

    Read here.

    5) Bills? Over ₦6 Million/Year. Income? She Has No Clue

    This was such a wholesome conversation for me. But it was a very valuable moment of inflection for the subject. It helps that it was hilarious too.

    Read here.

    6) This 70-year-old Woman Sacrificed Every Kobo For One Goal

    I really enjoyed this one because it was the first #Nairalife peek into the 70s and 80s. This woman went through it. She remains the oldest subject of Nairalife till date.

    Read here.

    7) The Student Who Went From ₦3k/month To ₦1 Million

    Some #NairaLife stories mess up your insides. But some of them fill you with hope. This story of how one skill transformed the life of a student and his family will forever be close to my heart.

    Read here.

    8) The #NairaLife Of The Woman Who Went From Maid To Magnate

    This is my favourite NairaLife outlier story. It doesn’t get more extreme than going from maid to magnate.

    Read here.

    9) #NairaLife: How Did She Grow Her Income By Almost 600%? Language

    This is another outlier story that I really love. There’s time, chance, and a wild income jump!

    Read here.

    10) The #Nairalife Of A Depression

    It’s common to hear people talk about “Oh, go to therapy.” This Nairalife is about what it’d look like if people went to therapy. Frankly, the subject of this Nairalife even got lucky.

    Read here.

  • A Week In The Life: 10 Of The Most-Read Stories To Date

    A Week In The Life: 10 Of The Most-Read Stories To Date

    On March 10 2020, I published the first-ever “A Week In The Life” story. It addressed the struggles of a female Keke driver who was punching her weight in a male-dominated field while also doubling as a breadwinner. This theme of understanding people’s work struggles set the tone for the rest of the episodes in the series.

    Since then, I’ve spoken to over 40 Nigerians with different jobs, struggles, and wins. These stories have opened minds, sparked conversations, and changed the life of subjects along the way.

    As the year comes to a close, I’ve gathered 10 of the biggest hits in this series.

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    1) A Week In The Life Of An NCDC Call Centre Agent

    Today’s subject is Joke, a call centre agent at the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC). She tells us how her life has changed since Coronavirus was first announced and what she looks forward to the most after the pandemic is over.

    Coronavirus NCDC

    Read here.

    2) A Week In The Life Of A Sex Worker

    Today’s subject is *Yemi, a 27-year old sex worker who tells us how sex work has affected her outlook on life.

    sex worker

    Trigger warning: Strong content of drug use and rape ahead.

    Read here.

    3) A Week In The Life: The Agbero Trusting God For A Better Life

    The subject for today’s “A Week In The Life” is *Tola. He collects money at the bus park, and he’s what Nigerians refer to as Agbero. He talks about wanting to quit his job, his faith in God and why he shows up every day.

    Agbero

    Read here.

    4) A Week In The Life: A Sex Toy Seller Juggling Business With Her Christian Faith

    Today’s subject is Amope, a Nigerian woman who sells sex toys. She walks us through business during COVID, her Christian faith, and not being ashamed to promote her business using her face.

    A Week In The Life

    Read here.

    5) “People Ask Me For Body Parts” – A Week In The Life Of A Mortician

    The subject for today is Mr A, a mortician. He talks about his first day on the job, people asking him for human parts, and why he lives intentionally.

    Read here.

    6) A Week In The Life Of A Coffin Maker

    Today’s subject is Chief Ogunsekan, a coffin maker. He tells us how being the boundary between the living and dead has shaped his outlook of the world.

    A Week In The Life

    Read here.

    7) A Week In The Life: The Online Sex Worker Who Hates Her Body

    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is an online sex worker in her early twenties. She talks about hating her body, the Nigerian factors like NEPA that affect her work, and her biggest fear of one day getting exposed.

    Read here.

    8) A Week In The Life: Jumia Delivery Agent By Day, Family Man By Night

    The subject for today’s A Week In The Life is Micheal, a Jumia delivery agent. He walks us through combining being a delivery agent with fatherhood. The challenges of business in a pandemic and his plans for the future.

    A Week In The Life

    Read here.

    9) A Week In The Life: A Tanker Driver Living Her Best Life

    The subject of today’s A Week In The Life is Adeyemi, a tanker driver. She tells us about being a woman in a male-dominated field, dreaming big, and discovering herself through her job.

    A Week In The Life

    Read here.

    10) “I Don’t Want People To Say I Eat Too Much”— A Week In The Life Of A House Help

    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is Mercy. She’s a house help in her early twenties. She talks about leaving home to come to Lagos, the difficulties of her job and how bosses can be mean to house helps.

     A Week In The Life

    Read here.


    Check back every Tuesday by 9 am for more “A Week In The Life ” goodness, and if you would like to be featured or you know anyone who fits the profile, don’t hesitate to reach out. Reach out to me: hassan@bigcabal.com if you want to be featured on this series.

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  • Bottled Water Is An Elitist Way Of Drinking Water — A Week In The Life Of A Pure Water Manufacturer

    Bottled Water Is An Elitist Way Of Drinking Water — A Week In The Life Of A Pure Water Manufacturer

    “A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a 60+ woman who runs a pure water manufacturing company. She talks to us about how pure water is made, the challenges involved and her plans for retirement.

    MONDAY:

    Every day by 7 a.m, I’m awake. I wake up early for two reasons — to motivate my staff to start the day early and to also prevent pilfering of the pure water. Manufacturing water is a tough and laborious business because, in addition to facing a people problem [good non-thieving employees are scarce], the day starts really early and sometimes doesn’t end until midnight. 

    Trucks loaded with water leave the factory at 7 a.m. and the rest of my day is divided between calling distributors to confirm if they received their order or calling drivers to deliver water to certain areas. Another portion is spent troubleshooting over problems like broken-down trucks, flat tires, and fuel problems. To reduce this, I ensure that I do early morning inspections before the trucks leave the premises. However, we still encounter issues here and there. The last portion of my time is allocated to cash collection: adding it up, and comparing with the total amount of water sachets produced. Sometimes, book balancing doesn’t end until midnight because we try to balance the sales for the particular day to avoid stories that touch.  In between all of this, I have to keep an eye out for members of staff who might be trying to cheat me. I get so engrossed with doing so many things that I sometimes forget to eat. 

    However, today is different. I’m not going through any of the usual stress. I’m currently on vacation and my son in charge of the factory. I plan to rest and spend some time with my husband because I too like to enjoy life.

    TUESDAY:

    Many people aren’t aware of the process involved in manufacturing pure water.  Truthfully, there is not much of a difference between how bottled water and sachet water are made. Bottled water is just an elitist way of drinking water because of the packaging. 

    The very first step in setting up is getting a borehole. If you’re lucky, you get somewhere with very good soil, like my area, which means your water won’t require a lot of treatment. After getting the water source, it has to be tested for acidity/alkalinity because most of the water from a borehole is acidic and needs to be treated before consumption — the neutral point for drinking water is between 7 – 8.  

    To start the process, water from the borehole is pumped into big plastic Geepee tanks and this is called raw water. At this point, I add 3g of Ozonator to purify the water. 

    The next step is to pass this “raw water” through a sand media containing different sizes of pebbles and gravels. This process filters the water and removes impurities. 

    Then this impurity-free water is passed through an activated carbon media tank, which removes smell and taste and gives the water a clean sparkling taste.

    After this stage, the water is passed into a big microfilter. Then it goes into the production hall where you have more mini filters — a five-micron mini filter, a mini carbon filter, a one-micron filter and a 0.5-micron filter. The “final water” after this stage then passes through a UV light apparatus that kills all the germs and bacterias that may have been introduced throughout the process. 

    At this stage, the water is ready for consumption and packaging. We have a machine called the Dingli machine which fills polythene printed bags with water. These polythene bags contain the company’s design and logo and are attached to the machine. The Dingli machine has temperature controls that seal the edge and the chest of the nylon as water fills into it. 

    After water fills the bag, it drops down sealed. And we have people called baggers who pick up the sealed water and arrange them in 20 pieces inside an ordinary polythene nylon bag. Then you get bags of pure water, which are transported into the truck and ready for sale.

    It’s sad that after all of this process, people still think water shouldn’t be sold because it is gotten for “free.” They don’t consider all the steps that happen before the water is made fit for consumption. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    Have you ever wondered why water sometimes has taste, especially after going through the rigorous process of purification? The answer is simple: polythene nylons for packaging the water. I use three to four suppliers of sachet water nylons, and my best customers so far have been Indians. I had to ditch my Nigerian supplier because I was always having issues with his nylons.

    One time he bought fake ink that affected my business. Fake ink doesn’t dry well on nylons and because a lot of our customers display their bags of water under the sun, the ink leeches into the water from the nylon and changes the taste. A recent incident was so bad that I had to exchange all the contaminated bags with new nylons supplied by the Indians. Not only did the incident set me back by hundreds of thousands of naira, but it also solidified my decision to ditch the Nigerian company for good. The whole experience left a bad taste in my mouth. 

    It’s sad that with all of these issues, distributors still make more than manufacturers. We sell 11 bags of water to them at ₦1,000, and they retail between ₦120 – ₦150. We need to phase out the distributors and sell directly to retailers or consumers.

    THURSDAY:

    It saddens me that the pure water business is not as lucrative as it used to be. In 2006 when I started, I was making an average of ₦800,000 per month in profit. The highest I ever made was about ₦1,000,000 million in profit. I remember that I’d drive the truck myself alongside my motor boy and we’d go supply pure water. This endeared people to me because I was a woman and also the MD of my company. They’d always say “We don’t see the MD’s of these other pure water companies coming to meet us, and that’s why we’ll patronise you.” Sometimes they’d even come directly to the factory to buy if they didn’t see the truck. In addition to all of this, my quality product made people want to associate with me.

    However, these days, the story has changed. Some months we’re barely able to pay full salaries — especially the months where I’m not around to supervise the workers. This is as a result of many things: increased cost of materials, weak naira, power issues. In the past, the profit margin would have taken care of the cost of fueling both the generating sets and the vehicles, but not anymore. Production machines that used to cost ₦300,000 were sold at ₦800,000 the last time we bought it. And with the dwindling naira, only God knows how much it’ll go for now. With all of these increased costs of production, pure water is still sold at a fixed price. If you raise your selling price people will just buy from another seller. 

    Then you also have the people problem. It’s difficult getting trustworthy employees. A lot of my setbacks have been as a result of people problems. To reduce the stress of commuting, my employees live in my house. However, this has proved to be my undoing because I’ve had cases where I’ve caught some of them stealing diesel or petrol. At night, after fuelling the trucks for the next day, I’ve seen someone siphon fuel from the truck into a container and throw it over the fence to their partners on the other side. All for quick cash.

    The workers also pilfer water through a process called magic loading. Assuming a truck is supposed to contain 100 bags of water, the workers would arrange it in a way that it’d contain 120 bags. That’s why I always have to be on standby whenever they’re loading the trucks. I’ve had a case where one of my managers fixed 2.19 million naira of my money into his account. I almost ran mad when I discovered it.

    I don’t want to think about these things because it’s painful. I pay my workers a competitive wage just to prevent them from stealing, and yet they still don’t appreciate it. It’s very tiring having to always monitor them. I want to lease the place so that someone younger than me can run it with their own money and be following them bumper to bumper. I believe that the business is still lucrative and can generate millions of naira every month if you pay close attention to the business. 

    FRIDAY:

    I’m spending time with my husband today and it feels good to be able to relax and not think about business. I’m not getting younger. I’m closer to 65 than I am to 60, and I’ve had my fill of the business. I think I’ve made enough money to step aside. 

    Unfortunately, none of my children is interested in running the business. Some of them feel I should be a little lenient in my approach, but I tell them that if not for my ruthlessness, I’d have lost a lot of money. And it’s part of the money I used to educate them.

    I had a cousin who I thought would be able to help me run the business, but he told me he’s sorry because he no longer has that kind of strength. I understand because he’s turning 50 soon. Since the pandemic started, we haven’t been making enough money, so I’m running the business as a form of “charity” to my workers. My joy is that I’m feeding a lot of families because my workers are getting paid salaries. Another thing I enjoy is seeing my water being hawked or sold anytime I go out. Seeing it all over the place makes me feel so delighted — people are drinking this water. People know this water. People recognize this water. 

    Even if I’m not making money the way I used to, I’m making a difference. And that singular fact is why I want to retire but I still want the business to continue. 

    Until then, I’m looking forward to spending the rest of my day gisting and bonding with my husband, my first true love. 

    Editor’s note: Pure water business can be profitable if proper measures are put in place. The subject is old and doesn’t have as much time to monitor the business anymore. If anyone is interested in leasing, reach out: hassan@bigcabal.com


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  • 11 Signs Paid Employment Is Not For You

    11 Signs Paid Employment Is Not For You

    If you find yourself dreading Sunday nights and Monday mornings then this post is calling your name.

    Answer below:

    1) Your face every Monday Morning

    If God wants to punish you, you also work during the weekend.

    2) Salary alert no longer moves you

    Money that has finished before it even lands.

    3) Going on leave is the best part of work

    Yes!

    4) You LOVE public holidays!

    Especially the long weekends – Friday to Monday.

    5) You’re always jealous when you see children relaxing

    Lucky unemployed brats. Pfft.

    6) You’re always daydreaming about picking up $1,000,000 from the floor

    If you see that money like this, your life will change forever.

    7) Or you daydream of Dangote coming to claim you as his child

    Daddy D-$ pls come for me. This suffering is too much.

    8) Your face anytime someone asks about your career goals:

    Mschew

    9) You keep asking yourself if this is it

    So, we’ll work till we die? Then there’s now after-life in some religion? wahala for who be homo-sapien.

    10) You’ve asked yourself these questions:

    • Who sent me to be the winning sperm?
    • Why am I not a plant?
    • Or breeze

    11) You’re reading this list

    On a Monday morning? It’s definitely not for you.

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    The Zikoko Guide To Discovering If You’re Underpaid

    If you read today’s Naira Life, you’ve probably been triggered. However, there is hope. We’ve put together a guide for you to figure out how to get your money up. And the first step is to find out if you are underpaid by your employer.

    Come along on this journey:

    1) You’re not earning in dollars

    My brothers and sisters, wiun.

    2) Reading Naira Life stories from Zikoko triggers you

    Would the Naira Life stories trigger you if your boss was paying you well? Think about it.

    3) Your boss supports Buhari

    Birds of a feather [wicked people] flock together.

    4) or likes Semo

    This one is self explanatory.

    5) Your boss has never encouraged you to japa before

    It’s because they are making money from underpaying you and they want to kill you before Nigeria kills you.

    6) Your colleagues look happy

    Q: Why are they happy?

    A: Because they all earn more than you do.

    7) Your colleagues smell nice

    Q: How can they afford perfumes?

    A: Because they earn more than you do.

    8) You are always doing addition and subtraction

    You should be able to afford to buy chicken without trekking to work the next day, omo olope. You should also not be frowning if payday falls on a weekend because your money grows like grass.

    9) You live in Nigeria

    My brothers and sisters, game over.

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