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  • An Optimistic Week In The Life Of A POS Agent

    An Optimistic Week In The Life Of A POS Agent

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a POS agent under PayCentre. She talks to us about quitting her draining 9-5 as a digital marketer and miraculously stumbling on a tweet about agent banking that changed her life.

    MONDAY:

    I’ve been home from work for a few hours now, and I’m trying to catch up on my unfinished tasks. A typical workday starts at 8:00 a.m. and ends at 6 p.m. I have a sales assistant but I go to the physical shop if I need to appease a customer, like today. Thankfully, the customer was reasonable, so I left almost as quickly as I got there. 

    I run the operations aspect of a POS business. It’s my job to ensure that the business runs smoothly, and that the books are balanced at the end of every workday. I have an excel sheet that I update every day with my outflow, inflow and third party expenses. 

    The job is not that physically tasking. It’s basically giving money and swiping an ATM card. What makes the job difficult are the little stressors attached to it like wrong debit, no service, no cash to withdraw from the bank or finding diligent staff; someone who’ll take the job as seriously as I do. A lot of these hiccups are why I sometimes still have to go in myself. 

    A perfect example was last week: I told my sales assistant to withdraw money before opening the shop but she didn’t listen. Around midday, she ran out of money and needed to withdraw cash from the bank. I had to sit in for her. I was so pissed because I kept reminding her to sort the money before starting the day. After an hour and thirty minutes of telling customers that there was no cash on the ground, she called to tell me that the bank had no network. 

    I lost my mind.

    That meant I had to turn back more people and risked looking like an unserious business owner. The tragedy is that it’s on the days we don’t have cash on the ground that many people come to do transactions with huge profit margins. 

    It can be frustrating because when I go to the shop, I end up piling my tasks, such as tracking cash flow and bank charges. This means that I’ll end up working into the night so that I can finish my daily report. 

    I’m glad I didn’t spend a lot of time in the shop today. It means that I can still finish my report in time. Then I can do other things like reading or scrolling through Twitter. It’s easy for a job to feel like a lot is going on so you don’t have any time to relax, but there must be a balance.

    Before I attack my unfinished tasks, I’m going to take a nap. I need to make sure that I approach the numbers with well-rested eyes. 

    TUESDAY:

    When I resumed work today, I didn’t know I’d spend half of it reminiscing. 

    I remember wanting to start a hair business after quitting my digital marketing job last year, in the middle of the pandemic. I remember also thinking that a service business would perform better than a luxury business given the state of the economy. 

    I’d wake up every morning and scroll through Quora, Reddit and Twitter for ideas. One day I came across a tweet where a JJC was complaining about long ATM queues at the bank. Interestingly, a lot of the replies kept recommending that the person should use a POS agent. In the comment section, people gave testimonies about how efficient and time saving the POS service was. 

    The person who made the tweet took their advice, went to a POS agent and got cash in under five minutes. He couldn’t stop talking about how good the service was. This quipped my interest.

    The irony is that up until that point I had never used a POS agent before. I had always been sceptical about the safety of these agents. Sometimes, I’d even warn my siblings about using them. But at that point, I was unemployed, so the business seemed very attractive. 

    A couple of calls to friends and family, a visit to 15 banks asking for POS and a technical partner later, the business was born. It’s funny how the banks put me on a six-month waitlist for POS during my research, while the POS agents sold their devices at prices beyond my budget. The only people whose POS I could afford —  at ₦14,000 — was PayCentre’s. And it was love at first sight because of how perfect the deal was. [Editor’s note: PayCentre told Zikoko that the POS devices are free and the ₦14,000 is for registration and logistics.] 

    It’s been four months since my first contact with PayCentre. In that time, I’ve parted ways with my technical partner [an accountant], I’ve learnt to manage my books myself, and I’m learning every day on the job. God has been faithful.

    WEDNESDAY:

    Today was tough. My total profit after removing charges was ₦2,000. Compared to my daily average profit of ₦3,000 – ₦3,500 after charges, and ₦5,000 on good days, It was terrible. I know these numbers because of my excel sheet, which gives me an overview of the business. I guess being a graduate has its perks. 

    I spent all day trying to understand why people were not coming. Usually, by now, women go to the market, so they need money. Men also socialise with friends and that also requires money. So it’s baffling why turnout was bad today.

    Although a lot of customers asked if we were open, they didn’t show. I’m just hoping that this is not a pattern that repeats itself. 

    I take solace in the fact that tomorrow is another day to try again. 

    THURSDAY:

    Today was a regular day. However, something stood out to me during the day — I realised that this job has made me picky, and I can no longer work for peanuts again. If I didn’t have this POS job, I might have been desperate to take just any job on the market. But now, I know better. 

    I’m thinking of opening at least five shops because one shop can’t give me the type of money I’m looking for. But whenever I think of how tough it is to reconcile the books for just one shop, I reduce my dreams to three shops. If I eventually open five shops, I’ll employ an accountant to look at the books. 

    It’s humbling when I think that a tweet changed my life. I now make enough money to buy myself nice things and pay my bills. And I can’t wait to do even more nice things for myself. 

    It’s even true, I owe myself a nice dinner at a four or five-star restaurant. Let me call my sister to see if that one is interested.

    FRIDAY:

    When I woke up by 7 a.m. this morning, I told myself: “You’re now enjoying.” In the past, I’d have to wake up as early as 4:00 a.m. so I can leave the house by 5:30 a.m. to beat traffic. I’d also get home around 10, 11 p.m. at the end of the day. 

    On weekends, I’d spend my time doing laundry and house chores. 

    This meant I was quickly exhausted mentally, emotionally and psychologically. I wasn’t sleeping well. I wasn’t eating well. Sometimes I wouldn’t have enough time to make my hair so I’d wear wigs for months. 

    Taking a break from the work environment to run this POS business means I can now afford to wake up by seven instead of four. And because I have a salesgirl, I can work from home and I only need to go in to supervise or cover for her.  

    Because I was a digital marketer at my old job, it also means I’m no longer worrying about conversions and sales targets. Although I have mental targets for my business, I’m still not stressed. I’ve been able to rest well. I’ve also been able to take on side gigs as a digital marketer in addition to my POS business. 

    I’m slowly approaching the point where I can now make two to three times my old monthly salary in a month. 

    It’s wild that all of this started on February 24 this year. Do you know what makes me happy? I’ve not even scratched the surface of how much I have the potential to earn in a month. I might not be where I want, but I’m better than where I used to be.


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  • A Week In The Life Of A Medical Device Seller During COVID

    A Week In The Life Of A Medical Device Seller During COVID

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    For today’s “A Week In The Life” we go back in time to 2020. We explore what it was like to benefit from the height of the pandemic. We speak to a medical consumables seller who tells us about how COVID money changed his life.

    COVID

    MONDAY:

    Something crazy recently happened to my benefit: someone wanted to order face masks, my friend [who was called] couldn’t help them out, and so I took on the job. Now, I’m in Idumota market everyday sourcing masks and other COVID essentials. I make almost over 50% profit on every order I process. But I’m not foolish; I understand that this is rush money and it won’t always be like this, so I remind myself to make the most out of it. This bubble can only last for so long before people run out of money. 

     A lot of my day, like today, starts with phone calls from 6 a.m. I’m either on the phone with customers who want to order stuff or I’m calling my guys in the market to help me run a delivery.  If you had asked me two months ago about selling stuff, you’d have probably gotten a big no from me. But, hey I’m not complaining. 

    I’m in this business because I quit my job in anticipation of starting my compulsory internship program after pharmacy school. However, one month into my wait, the pandemic struck. I suddenly found myself jobless and without an internship. There I was in my room every day, moping until I overheard my friend almost decline an order to deliver face masks and hand sanitisers to a company. I volunteered to fulfil the order even though I had never been to Idumota market in my life. That leap of faith marked the beginning of a life-changing event. I quickly entered the world of negotiations, import and export, and uncovered previously unknown corners of Idumota market. There’s literally nothing you can’t find in that market and knowing the right people makes all the difference. 

    I started the business with one order and then two, three… After a while, it just took off mostly through word of mouth and referrals. And it’s been smooth sailing ever since. 

    It’s wild that a few months ago I was working in a community pharmacy where the pay was around ₦60,000 a month. And now, in a month, I make almost double the yearly salary of my old job. Which is a lot for a young pharmacist. 

    What I love the most about my current reality is stability. A year ago I was worried about where I’d do my internship, or if my life would ever amount to anything and how I’d jaapa. Now, I’m literally thinking of importing my own line of medical consumables and not worrying a lot about tomorrow. For the first time in a long time, I’m not worried about where my next meal will come from. 

    TUESDAY:

    I started my day by visiting my bank. Even though there were lockdown restrictions, I had to go in because my business was at stake. After being paid for my largest order so far, my bank froze my account. Their reason? The amount of money was simply too much. Ahan.

    So I had to go in person to explain that I was not a Yahoo boy. Simply a trader involved in the buying and selling of goods. After a few regulatory backs and forth to confirm my identity and upgrade my account, the restrictions were lifted. I felt my chest loosen up for the first time since I got the restriction email. 

    I’ve been trying to put how I feel into words and failing. I guess that there’s no way to talk about my gratitude without sounding insensitive to other people. While people have been lamenting about how COVID has dealt with them, it’s been a blessing in disguise for me. I’ve lost count of the number of things I’ve done with COVID money because the profit is not one or two million. It’s millions of naira. This experience has also taught me a lot about myself and opened my eyes to parts of me I had never been in touch with. I understand now that I possess some form of hustle spirit I never knew I had. 

    Sometimes I catch myself thinking that not getting Internship has been a blessing. I can run my business on my own terms without worrying about other engagements elsewhere. 

    Later today, I’m meeting up with a couple of guys who are supposed to walk me through the process of importing drugs. Apparently, it’s not very straightforward, especially if you don’t want Customs to seize your goods. However, nobody tells you this until you’ve entered wahala. Nigeria and ease of doing business strike again. The meeting will definitely not be fun. But I’m looking forward to after the meeting when I’ll buy asun and mortuary standard Heineken to share with my boys. I guess it’s true that the simple things of life give the most pleasure. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    I woke up with one word on my mind today: grace. I know that I’m not the only one who does this business so it’s not by my power that it’s going smoothly. I’ve heard of people who also do this same business and dulled. It’s humbling to me because I didn’t do any digital advertising or social media marketing. Just mostly word of mouth on my part, and my friends who put my business on social media. At one point, I was even shy to post my business, but thankfully the people in my corner really showed up for me. And for that, I’m grateful. It’s a blessing to have people in your corner who encourage you. 

    There was also the part where the traders in Idumota showed me the ropes. In my first month, I’d open with them by 8 a.m. and close by 5 p.m. daily. They dedicated their time to show me where to go and where to not go. I even learned how to identify the real value of a product after profit has been added. My negotiation skills went through the roof. On top of it all, they still help me out in one way or another, especially when I can’t be physically present at the market.  

    Again, grace. 

    Still, it’s not perfect. I’ve had to face people defaulting on agreements which made me lose a lot of money. I also have to deal with serious price fluctuations between each market visit. Scarcity of products is leading to over hiked prices. There was a time a carton of facemask went up from ₦350,000 to ₦600,000. [Editor’s note: A carton contains 2,000 pieces of facemask. A carton also has 40 boxes and each box/pack has 50 pieces of facemask]

    In spite of all this, I give God the glory because he’s a major part of my journey. Money will come and go but God’s grace is forever. 

    THURSDAY: 

    I’ve realised that at heart I’m still a pharmacist. And part of the requirements to becoming a fully licensed Pharmacist is completing my internship program. That’s why I’m spending a lot of time today filling out applications for where I’ll intern. For me, this is more a formality as opposed to a do or die affair. I’m aware of how internship money changes people’s lives. Starting life on a salary above ₦100,000 in Nigeria pushes you one step closer to your dreams — whether it’s to jaapa to the US or Canada. 

    For me, because I understand how unpredictable business is, my internship money is going to an account I can’t touch. At least after a year of piling it up, it’ll make a good safety net in case anything happens. 

    The government recently eased the lockdown and things will soon start returning to ‘normal.’ I know rush money from business will slow down, and I’m looking to diversify outside of it. I’m looking into becoming a vendor that supplies pharmaceuticals for banks, HMO’S and big companies. At least that’s some form of stable income in a world of uncertainty. 

    I know that whatever way this story ends, things are never going to be the same again for me. My perspective has totally changed. Even if, God forbid, I don’t take anything out of this experience, I know I’ll have stories to tell my children. I’ll just be like ‘hey guys, let me tell you the story of how your dad became a millionaire in the middle of a global pandemic.’


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  • A Week In The Life: Five Days In The Shoes Of A Resilient Cleaner

    A Week In The Life: Five Days In The Shoes Of A Resilient Cleaner

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s A Week In The Life is a 21-year-old cleaner. She tells us about the tedium associated with her job, her plans to attend the university, and why she’s not ashamed to post about her job on social media.

    cleaner

    MONDAY:

    It’s 4:50 a.m., and I’m just getting ready to leave my house — official resumption time is 6:00 a.m., but because I live on the mainland and work on the island, it’s normal for me to leave home by this time. I can’t afford to be late for this job because it could be worse and I could be unemployed. 

     In this Lagos, we’re all hustling one way or the other. I work at the bank, a privately owned business, so I have to show up early to finish cleaning before customers start to troop in at 8:00 a.m. In this line of work, you have to find ways to balance the early hour commute and your faith.  So the first thing I do when I get to work around quarter to five a.m. is to pray my Fajr prayers. I think Muslims who live on the mainland and work on the Island learn how to navigate this balance. 

     Once I’m done with my prayers, I start my work for the day. My office is a five-storey building, and each cleaner is responsible for a floor — this means you have to sweep, mop, wash the toilets, clean the glasses, tidy up the offices and ensure that you’re on top of the cleanliness of that entire floor. Whatever tasks you have to do, you must be done by 8:00 a.m. before the first set of bank customers arrive.  

    Over the course of the day, I monitor the surroundings and tidy up any litter customers may have discarded. I re-arrange stray deposit and withdrawal slips. I empty the bins of discarded bank receipts, and I monitor the toilets and ensure that they’re still clean. Additionally, I’m on standby in case of any work that comes up. 

    These are the tasks that I have to repeat several times in a day, at least, until when I get off at 6 p.m., after which I start my journey back to the mainland. If I’m lucky and there’s no traffic, which is rare, I’ll be home by 7:30 p.m.  Otherwise, I’ll get in as late as past 10:00 p.m. Even though it’s late, I feel safer at night than in the morning because I get to see other people on the street. I guess what they say is true: Lagos is the city that never sleeps or more like the city that sleeps very late. 

    TUESDAY:

    I’m lucky enough to have a job I can wake up to resume every day, which is helpful because Nigeria is a mess. I’ve been unemployed before, and I know how difficult it can be to stay home without doing anything.  

    The day started off scary: I had to trek to my bus stop alone.  Because I leave my house early, and my bus stop is quite a distance from home, I have someone who volunteers to walk me halfway until it’s safe enough to go alone. My area is full of bad boys who can just seize your phone. I’m usually scared because I don’t have power for wahala. The alternative would be to take okada to the bus stop but the early morning price will finish the little money I’m managing, so it’s better I just trek. 

    As I was going to the bus stop alone today I just kept praying for God’s protection. The road was empty and quiet so I held my breath and prayed inside my head. I didn’t breathe until I saw one more person on the road with me. I’ve never been happier to see a stranger in my life. At least if something happened to me, someone would be able to help or call for help. 

    Work was pretty much the same: clean, mop and tidy surroundings. After I was done with morning tasks, things slowed down considerably. At some point I even found myself comparing my 9-5 with my side job of cleaning people’s houses over the weekend. For that one, I’ll wash plenty plates. Then I’ll sweep and mop everywhere in the house. I’ll also wash the bathroom and toilet and ensure I scrub the walls, the water closet and the surroundings. Then I’ll face the room and arrange the wardrobe and fold clothes. If there are dirty clothes I’ll wash and spread them when I’m done. I always make sure that by the time I’m leaving that house, I’ve spent over 5 straight hours transforming it into a paradise. 

    If I had my way, I’d clean only new apartments for people who want to move in because cleaning houses is way more tedious than my 9-5. At the end of the day, I also realise that I should be grateful. The country is hard and the extra ₦1500 — ₦2500 I get paid every Saturday for cleaning houses is better than nothing. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    I’m at home by 7:30 p.m. today. In addition to the fact that I had a crazy long day of Lagos traffic, something interesting happened at work. While running an errand for a bank staff at the supermarket, I got into a small change wahala. The supermarket attendant told me she didn’t have change and was grumbling about the big money I gave to her. In a bid to help her, and because I wore my cleaners uniform to the store, her colleague tried to call my attention by saying, “Hey Cleanway” — which is my company’s name. 

    I felt weird. 

    I was wondering if that’s my name and why she didn’t say “hey young lady” or “hey sister.” Why did she have to call me like that?  But again, I shouldn’t have been too surprised because I’ve gotten used to people looking down on cleaners. You’d greet people and they’ll not respond. Supermarket attendants also won’t attend to you properly. I’ve mostly trained myself not to be bothered by these things because I understand the society we live in can be somehow. 

    I also console myself with the fact that I won’t do this job forever. It’s only a stepping stone until I get to the next level for me. I’ve made a promise that when I leave this job, I won’t treat people anyhow or make them feel bad for doing menial jobs. As long as it’s an exchange of service, everyone deserves respect, whether they’re wearing fine cloth or not. The same respect you’ll give someone driving a car should also be extended to people doing manual labour.

    THURSDAY:

    I know many people who ask me how I’m surviving on a cleaner’s salary. The truth is that I’m surviving. Last year, I was working as a nursery school teacher earning ₦10,000 per month. Out of the money, ₦9500 would hit my account because the school would remove some silly charges. With this job, I’m earning at least three times that which is an upgrade. 

    I remember staying at home for three months during the pandemic and not getting paid because in private schools, no work, no pay. As a teacher, my salary barely paid my bills but now I can take care of my needs, save some money and even send some money to my siblings. 

    This job has also changed my perspective. Working in the office environment and seeing young bank staff who are well to do and struggling for their future motivates me to do more. I’m currently waiting for admission to study computer engineering at the university. I don’t know where the money for school will come but I will rough it. I also don’t know where job after graduation will come, but I will still attend university. If I don’t get a job, I’ll be self-employed. Inshallah. 

    As I was telling my colleague today, this job is tough. Some people complain that we don’t go on leave and that we get only weekends and public holidays off. But to me, because I’ve worked other jobs where I got only Sunday off, and even worked on public holidays, this job is the best for me — it pays my bills and keeps me motivated. I can’t in good conscience complain too much. 

    FRIDAY:

    I don’t know how it was for previous generations, but peer pressure in my generation is crazy. This is one of the reasons why I post my pictures on social media wearing my cleaner uniform. I hope it motivates someone to understand that they’re doing fine at the stage of life they are. As long as they’re trying their absolute best. I appreciate being honest about who you are and what stage you are at in life. 

    Today, my colleague was shocked when she saw me posting photos of myself in uniform on social media. At first, I thought it was because of the company’s policy, but it turned out to be because of the nature of the job. According to her, menial jobs and social media don’t go together. I just told her that people would either like or hate my picture and they’ll be fine. 

    My motto is to be grateful in whatever situation you find yourself in. God sees everything and one day, you’ll get to live the life you truly want. 

    I take comfort in the fact that my future is bright. I’m going to be useful not only to myself but to society at large. There are a lot of people who need hope, who need someone to reassure them, who need charity and I want to be that person. I want to put a smile on people’s faces. I also want to expand this cleaning service to become a cleaning company while combining it with a fruitful career as a computer engineer. Most importantly, I want my story to be the reason why people in my generation aren’t afraid to express the fullness of their humanity. 

    Until that time, I’m going to put my head down and do the work. Tomorrow, the hustle continues. 


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  • I Don’t Have Any Human Friend —A Week In The Life Of A Zookeeper

    I Don’t Have Any Human Friend —A Week In The Life Of A Zookeeper

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is Mr. Emeka, a Zookeeper. He talks to us about being friends with animals, some of the hazards that come with his job and his plans to open his own zoo.

    MONDAY:

    I arrive at work around 7:30 a.m. today. The first thing I do is sign in my name in the attendance register. Even though the workers union has told us to stop signing attendance, we still use a register in the zoo. This is to allow us to know the number of people at work at any given time, especially since we’re short-staffed.  At 15 minutes to 8 a.m., some of my colleagues begin to troop in, and we make small talk before the zoo officially opens at 8:00 a.m. 

    A few minutes later, our supervisor comes in, and we all rush to our duty posts. 

    The zoo is divided into different sections — primates, carnivores, reptiles, etc. — and I manage the carnivore section. However, I’m also helping a colleague out in the reptile section today. 

    One of the first tasks of my day is cleaning the cage of the softshell tortoise. This involves turning the tortoise upside down, taking it out of its water habitat and changing the water. But it doesn’t go as planned. Every time I try to turn the tortoise, it tries to bite me. And after remembering the PTSD from the last time it bit me, I don’t struggle too hard. I let it be. 

    The snakes are relatively easier to handle once I release chicks to entertain them. When they are done feeding, they’ll remain still and then I can come back to clean their cage. 

    After going round and ensuring that all is in order in the reptile section, I move on to the carnivore section. Here we have the lions, spotted hyena, civet cat, jackals. My other colleague has fed the animals and most of them are resting. The spotted hyena is running up and down so I move to its cage to play with it; I rub its nose and it tries to lick my hands with its tongue. I take special care to hold its neck so as to ensure that I’m not in danger of being bitten.

    As much as we take care of the animals, it’s also important that we take safety precautions because sometimes accidents happen on the job. Just last year, a baboon bit a colleague on his laps and yansh, and we had to rush him to the hospital. Another time, an ostrich bit another colleague who ended up fainting. Someone else’s fingers got bitten by a horse. These are all the happenings of a regular workday. 

    Despite all of these, I love the job. I equate it to a soldier’s job because it’s like facing war, and when you’re at war, no matter what you meet, you have to see it through. You don’t look back. 

    TUESDAY:

    I love animals. I really do. In fact, I don’t have any human friend that I can sit to gist with for 5 minutes. I prefer animals to human beings because not only are they more reliable, but you can also predict their behaviour. You know what to expect from an animal, but with human beings, you’re always guessing. In the past, I tamed a civet cat and was taking it around like a dog. I’ve also tamed a python that I was waking up and sleeping with in my house. I used to take that python everywhere with me too. It’s sad that I had to sell both the python and cat to a zoo in Lagos. 

    Zookeeper

    If you ask me to pick a favourite animal, I’ll say crocodile. I don’t have any reason why. I just like how easy going the crocodile is. 

    Zookeeper



    If you ask me what I’ve learnt from spending time with animals, I’ll tell you this: stop killing animals. The best way to prevent wild animals from harming you is to stop eating meat. Mostly because they can smell the meat from other animals on you. As a rule of thumb, my diet consists of only fish and snail. All these are part of the reasons why the animals don’t harm me. 

    Today is a good day because there are visitors who have come to see the animals. I’m excited because I get to show off my skills of “talking” to the animals and seeing the visitor’s faces widen when the animals respond. I can’t wait to show them my cool call and response trick with the lions. This is going to be so much fun. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    I’m not happy today. As much as I enjoy playing and caring for animals, I can’t help but think about how we’re risking our lives every day. We don’t have protective gear, we don’t have dart guns in case of animal escape and we don’t even have proper capturing equipment. My director is trying his best, and I can see his commitment to the zoo — he gave us borehole water for the first time in years — but he needs help. The zoo needs help both in form of donations for the upkeep of animals and even additional staff members. It’s just too much. I’ve been attacked by a spitting cobra before, and I couldn’t open my eyes for 9 months. After several hospital visits, I eventually turned to traditional medicine of a sacred leaf mixed with breast milk before I could finally open my eyes. 

    We’ve also had a situation where erosion washed off male and female crocodiles from the zoo into a nearby river, and we couldn’t retrieve them. A couple of years down the line, they reproduced and infested the whole river with their offsprings. 

    I know my director is trying and we can all see his commitment to the betterment of the zoo. I’m just praying every day that almighty Jesus will send a helper to him. A helper that will help us and also help the animals, then I can be happy again. 

    THURSDAY:

    During a tour at work, some visitors were curious about the cost of some of the animals. After a lot of pleading, I broke it down to them like this:

    Baby baboon is between ₦100,000 – ₦150,000. 

    Chimpanzee is between ₦400,000 – ₦1,000,000.

    Gorilla is up to millions of naira. Like ₦6M upwards. 

    Giraffe, depending on height, goes between  ₦1,000,000 – ₦6,000,000.

    A hippopotamus is between ₦600,000 — ₦3,000,000 depending on size.

    Small-sized python is between ₦50,000 – ₦60,000. Medium size python is between ₦100,000 – ₦200,000. Big ones go for as much as ₦600,000 -1,000,000.

    Lions start from ₦5M and above. 

    I laughed at their shock at the prices. It’s always a good day for me when people come around to see the animals, and I want to have this feeling forever. A lot of why I’m working hard is so that I can start my own mini-zoo back home in my village when I retire. 


    I have big goals, but I’m also learning to take things one step at a time and enjoy the process. Some days all I can do is focus on what’s directly in front of me. And as of now, at this moment, that’s Animal Planet, where I get to observe my favourite people in the world in their natural state. For this small joy, I’m super grateful. 


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  • “My Job Involves a Lot of Firefighting” — A Week in the Life of an Executive Assistant

    “My Job Involves a Lot of Firefighting” — A Week in the Life of an Executive Assistant

    “A Week in the Life is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.



    The subject of today’s “A Week in the Life” is an executive assistant at a startup. She tells us about how fast-paced her role gets, her coping mechanism and why she continues to show up every day.

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    MONDAY:

    My day starts at 7:00 a.m., but I’m usually awake from 6:30 a.m. It takes me thirty minutes every morning [between 6:30 a.m. and 7:00 a.m.] to beg my body and brain to get out of bed — why is it so difficult to get out of bed as an adult? 

    At 7:00 a.m., I start running around to prepare for work: I arrange a few clothes here, I do a petty chore there, and then I have my bath. No matter how many tasks I have to complete, I always leave the house by 8:00 a.m., because work starts unfailingly by 9:00 a.m.  Today is no exception as I dash out of the house at exactly 8:00 a.m.

    My job feels like I’m doing every other person’s job with them, and I don’t have a fixed role. My tasks for today include assisting the sales team to create pitch decks for their clients. It also involves helping the creative team fine-tune a deliverable for a client. Additionally, I also have to assist the CEO, who I’m primarily hired to assist, with ensuring everyone turns in their deliverables. My saving grace is that I’ve always been an everywhere but nowhere person, and over time, I’ve learnt to have eyes on multiple things at the same time. 

    It’s 8:30 a.m. when I get to the office so I take some time to relax. I make a phone call to let my housemates know I’m at work. I spend a few minutes remembering all of what I did last week, and how to bring it forward into the new week. Then I mentally prepare myself for whatever kind of day that’s waiting for me ahead. At a few minutes to 9:00 a.m., I turn on my computer and Slack notifications begin to troop in. Now my day truly begins.

    TUESDAY:

    A typical day in the life of an executive assistant involves a lot of fire fighting. Something is always going on somewhere that requires your attention. However, if you take your eyes off from other tasks and focus on one for too long, you might lose the plot. A lot of the work involves compartmentalising and focusing on putting out one fire after the other. I don’t attend to notifications immediately they come in unless I’m free to immediately work on it. I also try not to dismiss the notification tray because out of sight is out of mind. My day is planned to the tiniest detail, and that’s where my trusted Airtable comes into play. With it,  I’ve automated every form of reminder possible. A snippet from my Airtable notifications today looks like this:

    10 a.m. — Reminder to remind the sales team about closing invoice payment.

    10:15 a.m.  — Reminder to submit a draft of a pitch deck that was due yesterday. 

    10:30 a.m. — Reminder about meeting with potential clients. For the meeting, you need to have prepared slides to convince them why they should part with their money. 

    1:00 p.m. — Reminder to eat so that you can function.

    1:20 p.m. — 5:00 p.m. — Firefighting. Firefighting. Firefighting. 

    The process is not seamless because things still slip through my attention but I’m always improving on it. I like to think I’m a work in progress. If you asked me to describe my job, I’d say it’s pretty much doing almost all that the CEO is doing but in an assistant capacity. It’s a lot of being on top of all that’s happening in the company but not collecting CEO-level salary. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    My colleagues woke up today and chose violence. That’s the only rational explanation for why I got to work and they started to hail me as “Executive”. It’s ridiculous because what’s the use of an executive title if I’m still jumping buses all over Lagos or still flying bikes to work? I won’t lie, there’s a lot of pressure to perform at this job. Because of the proximity to the CEO, there are a lot of expectations. There are people who expect your salary to be out of this world. Lol. There are people who expect you to automatically know a million and one terms and buzzwords because you’re the CEO’s eyes and ears. There are also people who think you are the baby CEO so you have some magic solve-it-all solution to their problems. Everyone with their unique wahala. 

    I’ll be spending time today with the guys in the finance department to go through our books, and I’m stressed in advance. I know that after I close from work, I’ll have to do a lot of studying. Mostly because finance guys use a lot of terminologies I’m not familiar with. Half of this job is nodding enthusiastically through big words in the day and spending my whole night furiously Googling the meaning of these words. The other half of the job is dreaming about sleep because I haven’t been sleeping enough. 

    I’m trying not to worry too much because I’m still new in the role and I think I’ll settle in with time. It’s just that my performance review is coming up and I don’t know where I stand — I know it’s neither good nor bad but I can’t say where I fall. I wonder why human beings have to go through so much stress to earn money. It’d have been nice if I could just walk down the street and someone would dash me money. 

    THURSDAY:

    I don’t want to let down the entire company so this means that I’m always on my toes. Sometimes I’m grooving over the weekend and I see a message from my boss and my heart skips. However, I’m learning not to panic when messages come in. The toughest part of my job has to be learning in a short period of time what has taken other people years to learn. Because whether I like it or not, I have to perform and collaborate with the different teams in the company. My job is to figure out if I want to cry, faint or lose my mind before I learn what’s required of me. I rotate my options depending on my mood that day.

    On the flip side, the best part of the job is that I get to meet people. Every week I get to listen directly to rich, smart people talk about their work. Even though I’m in these conversations to assist the CEO, I still find some of the meetings fun. Like the meeting I’m in today. Although I’ve zoned out a couple of times, I’ve enjoyed listening to the banter and business-speak. Thankfully, every time I’ve zoned out I’ve had buzzwords like “ecosystem”, “investor” call me back to the present. 

    I can’t wait for lunchtime because all this talk with big English has left me feeling famished.

    FRIDAY:

    I need to sleep. But I don’t sleep well because I don’t own my time. I sleep late because my colleagues won’t stop texting me till late at night. I also wake up early because people still won’t stop texting me. I can’t nap in the afternoon because someone always needs me to fill out a form or pull up a document for them. This has led to me constantly falling asleep in awkward places. Today, I slept off in front of the T.V while watching The Office for the hundredth time on Netflix. My housemates already call me 30+ and sleeping off just validates their theory. 

    I hope that the long hours and anxiety-driven schedule are worth it. I want to learn as much as possible about what it takes to successfully run a business in Nigeria. I also don’t mind forming useful relationships along the way. As long as everything builds my competence to the level where I can successfully run my own company [N.G.O] one day. Even though I’m constantly looking at the big picture, I’m also learning to take things one day at a time. After all, this is just my second month in this role. I need to be more patient with myself and I also need to sleep. Thank God the weekend is upon us. By Sunday, we resume the rat race all over again.


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  • I Feel Like I’m Juggling Two Identities — A Week In The Life Of A Dominatrix

    I Feel Like I’m Juggling Two Identities — A Week In The Life Of A Dominatrix

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a dominatrix. She talks about juggling two identities, feeling guilty after satisfying her kinks and meeting interesting people.

    MONDAY:

    I’m lucky to have a very flexible schedule because I get to determine my day. The first thing I do when I wake up today is to run errands. After which, I do some chores and general housekeeping. It’s almost noon when I’m done, so I try to sort breakfast while also catching up on my unread notifications. 

    When I’m not running errands and being the perfect vanilla daughter, I’m a lifestyle dominatrix. This means someone who’s interested in the BDSM lifestyle not majorly for financial gains. What this means is that I get to meet interesting people and have interesting conversations.

    Someone filled my Google form which I put on the internet for people to book a domme session with me. He dropped his number and asked me to call him. I found this weird because that’s no way to talk to a domme, especially seeing as he booked a session to be a sub. Anyway, I told him off and ignored him. He then came begging a few hours later and offered to pay for my time so I reconsidered him.

    I had him upload his picture, his name and government-issued I.D card so I could do a background check [aggressive Google search] on him. His background check came back clean and we moved on to the next stage which is paying a tribute —any amount between ₦5,000 and whatever amount you can afford — and having a conversation. 

    While talking to him, he casually let it slip that he was in his early fifties and that sort of freaked me out and excited me. I’ve never been with anyone that old before. Because of work, I had to stop texting him but I couldn’t stop thinking about his age — what makes a person in their fifties seek out this kind of thrill?

    TUESDAY:

    The first message I wake up to is from my newest fifty-something-year- old submissive. 

    Him: Do you do drugs?
    Me: The occasional joint here and there.

    Him: No, I mean something stronger like cocaine.

    Me: ….

    In my head I was like wait a minute… but I shrugged it off.

    He went on to ask me for the cost of a session with me. I gave him two options: name-calling and punishment for 2-3 hours at ₦50,000. Or pegging and other unique kinks [like body worship, foot worship] the client might have at between ₦100,000 –  ₦150,000. 

    We settled on name-calling with a little twist and agreed to link up tomorrow. With that out of the way, I spent the rest of my day both lazing about and preparing for tomorrow. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    I don’t want to talk about what happened today because it feels weird saying it out loud. I got to the agreed-upon venue and we spoke for over an hour. I asked him about his kinks, his fetishes, medication history, and whether he was on any medicine. After our conversation, I went on to get wine drunk and he brought out cocaine. 

    I was like…okay. 

    I went into Domme space and he went down on his knees into submissive space. He asked me to cuff him, whip him on his dick, and call him mean names like slut, whore, dirty slut, dog. He also had me alternate with endearing names like little puppy, Mommy’s pet. 

    The weird part was that he kept on doing cocaine all through this so he was very bright-eyed and manic throughout our session. I was a little bit nervous, but I had to keep things in control and use my Domme voice to issue commands to him. 

    When we were done, he ended up paying me more than the agreed amount because, in his words, “I did a great job.” 

    I was so tired from the intensity and novelty of the experience that I just went home to crash.

    THURSDAY:

    I’m experiencing dom drop today, so it’s already a bad day. Being a domme is like getting high; you have people pay to talk to you, people who want you to call them names and people who want to worship you. I’ve had someone offer to pay me ₦25,000 to worship my feet before, but I digress. 

    Being a domme is intoxicating, but coming down from that space and facing the mundaneness of real-life can be jarring. It’s a whirlwind of negative emotions that can go on for days where I’m in a weird space feeling things intensely.  

    I sometimes spend the whole day feeling guilty for living out my kinks, mostly because of how strange, “shameless,”  and unconventional they are. Other days, I have to tell myself that what I’m doing is okay and I’m not hurting anyone.

    The guilt is five times more intense today because of how wild yesterday was. However, I’ve decided that I won’t feel anything and I’m going to try retail therapy. I turn on my laptop and browse through Ali Baba so I can buy new kits/gadgets to enable me to live my best domme life. I browse through the different kinds of whips and paddles – studded, ribbed, made of leather, wood, plastic. I also look at some blindfolds and ropes. I land on a page with extreme gear like CBT gear (cock and ball torture),  electrosex kits, and a chastity cage (where the Mistress holds the key). Finally, my joy is complete when I land on lacy material for my domme outfit.

    My day no longer looks so bad. Fuck you, domme drop. 


    FRIDAY:

    It’s wild that I’ve been reading and fascinated by the dominatrix experience since I was a teenager and I didn’t get to explore it till 2019. I was talking to a friend and the conversation somehow got sexual and boom, we realised we had similar taste in fetishes and kinks. The next month after the conversation I found someone who wanted to be a sub, and here I am now.

    I feel like I’m juggling two identities and it has been difficult balancing both. I’m vanilla in adulting activities in the sense that I don’t swim, I’m scared of heights, I can’t drive, and I don’t ride bikes. Alternatively, I’m also not vanilla because I have kinks, and fantasies of my sub slaves doing my chores and running errands for me. Sometimes I feel like the domme part is taking over but I try to hold my life together. I show up when I need to, I tell the friends that matter to me about my kinks and I generally put one leg in front of the other. 

    I’ve also come to the point where I’ve accepted that I’m a bit of a paradox and that the domme side is here to stay. I’m just focused on being a baby girl and enjoying myself as much as I can. After all, I’m 23, I live with my parents, and I have my whole life ahead of me.


    Last week, I wrote about a full-time housewife. Someone was so touched by her story that they sent a washing machine to ease her burdens. Thank you guys for your continuous show of kindness.

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  • 4 Nigerians Tell Us What It’s Like Working at a Nigerian Startup

    4 Nigerians Tell Us What It’s Like Working at a Nigerian Startup

    On social media, many people often joke about wanting to work in tech or in startup companies in general so we decided to ask a few people who already do what that really is like.

    Cynthia, 28.
    I was excited when I got the startup job at first because I loved the company’s mission, and founder as well. They painted this impressive image online of who they were, what problems they were trying to solve, and what their work culture was, so when I got in, it was a dream come true, until it wasn’t of course.

    The first thing I noticed was that their ‘vision/mission’ was just something cute to say and get funds because, in truth, they were far from what they preached internally.

    There were so many worst parts but I’ll tell you the one that stuck out to me. No matter how great you did in your role, they’d never agree to send you a good recommendation letter. I once heard the founder telling HR to say and I quote “He got along well with his co-workers” finish. They did not even say anything about his work, this guy worked very hard.

    The weirdest thing was the founder openly being partial to team members she liked. I know she had a right to like whom she wanted but she did it without tact and it had a bad impact on the company culture.

    It wasn’t all bad though, my team members were the bomb and we’re mostly friends till this day. Because startup cultures are sometimes toxic, you and your colleagues bond well. One thing I enjoyed about the startup culture was the energy and the feeling that you’re doing something to make the world better for someone else, so that’s pretty cool.

    I know you didn’t ask me but I think that investors should look at the rate of team churn in businesses before investing because most of these startup leaders need lots of leadership training. Can you believe we had about 20 people resign in less than one year, with some of them spending 2 months before resigning? It wasn’t a huge team so 20 people meant the company literally started afresh.

    People should generally look at the churn rate before joining some companies. If they’re always hiring for the same roles, let your legs hit your head as you’re running away. Also, the HR at your startup is not your friend!

    Victor, 35.
    I have almost exclusively worked with tech startups since I started working and I won’t say it has been bad, to be honest. I just want Nigerian startup founders to stop acting like they’ve invented or founded the biggest thing since sliced bread. At my last job, I left because the founder spent most of his time being condescending to staff and belittling them. It is weird because you hired them because they are good so why go back to tell them they are stupid and should be ashamed. One day, he was shouting at a junior product manager and told her that when he was her age he was doing this and that. That was when I thought to myself ‘guy, one day it will be your turn and with your temper, you’ll do something that you’ll regret.’ I think the startup space is pretty great to work in and stuff, but it’s great when compared to traditional working spaces. On its own, man it isn’t all that. A person is expected to do the workload of three people, be on the clock 24/7, never complain and deal with rude founders/bosses.

    Patrick, 27.
    Nigerian founders are probably the ones that’ll kill their companies. It’s a bit weird seeing them pretend to be nice considerate people on social media but you that work with them will be wondering when you’ll see that version of them. My boss fired an intern the day her mother died because she came late. Many of these companies can’t retain people because the moment people actually work for them, they immediately start looking for a new place to run to because of the toxic work culture. Last year, my boss fired me because he saw me looking at calls for job applications on my laptop. I didn’t even bother doing back and forth, I was already fed up. I think startups aren’t a bad place to work at because it tends to be more progressive but some of these founders need an attitude adjustment. You are not Batman, breathe sometimes.

    Diane, 22.
    The workload almost drove me mad. I was employed as an intern as the first and then promoted to content associate. As an intern, I was doing the work of a full-time staff and was paid 60,000. I was handling social media, posting on their blog and everything. When I was promoted to content associate, my salary was increased to 120,000. The amount of content I was pushing out and for a company that was actually doing well, being paid 120,000 was an insult. I would be asked to do work on weekends, and even at night. God forbid. I quit there immediately I got a better offer.

  • A Week In The Life Of An Unpaid Full-Time House Wife

    A Week In The Life Of An Unpaid Full-Time House Wife

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is a full-time housewife. She walks us through the struggles of taking care of three kids, the difficulty of her routine, and how she has accepted her role in the grand scheme of things.

    MONDAY:

    I’m up at 5 a.m. because I have to prepare my three children for school. My eldest child bathes herself while I focus on cooking and bathing her younger siblings. After I’m done, I start to dress them but I can’t seem to find their socks. God. I hate looking for socks. It’s a tough cycle because after searching for socks, the next thing I look for is their shoes.

    It’s 7 a.m. by the time my children are all packed to leave the house. I sigh a little with relief because they won’t get flogged for late-coming today.

    Once the children are gone, my day begins — I sweep the compound, I sweep and mop inside the house, I dust the TV stand, shelf and standing fan. Around 9 a.m., I pack all the dirty clothes from yesterday and sit down to wash.

    It’s mid-afternoon by the time I’m done washing. I’m tired and haven’t had a single meal all day. I try to quickly eat something because I have to go to the market and cook lunch before the children come back from school. 

    It’s 4 p.m. by the time I’m done with market runs and the children are home. The first thing my children shout when they see me is, “Mummy, our teacher said you should help us do homework.” 

    I drop my market bag and go over to help, grudgingly. In my head I’m calculating my to-do list:

    1. Help the young kids with homework.
    2. Google the answers to the questions for the older kid.
    3. Prepare dinner.
    4. Give the young kids a night bath.

    Give or take I know that whatever happens, I’ll be in bed by 11 p.m. or latest at midnight. 

    TUESDAY:

    Being a full-time housewife is not easy because we do so much without receiving a salary. If you have a regular job, you can rest after work or during the weekend. As a housewife, you don’t have that luxury because you work from morning to night taking care of the house and children. When you try to sleep during the day, your mind will keep disturbing you that there’s work to be done that no one will do for you. Especially for people like me who don’t have paid or voluntary help. 

    There’s also the part where everyone blames the housewife for everything that happens while they are away. If the kids get injured, they’ll blame you. If the kids become sick, you’ll be blamed. If food is not ready by the time your husband comes home, you’ll also be blamed. And the blame always ends with: “Were you not at home, what were you doing?”

    I spend today thinking about how unhappy I am as a full-time housewife. For someone like me who once had a business selling akara, staying at home is hard. It’s even harder because my husband is the one who ordered me not to work. With how expensive things are in present-day Nigeria, money from only one source in a marriage is extremely tight. The allowance for food for a month can no longer buy anything. All I can do is watch helplessly as things become expensive without being able to do anything about it. 

    I’m fed up with everything. I wish I could disappear for a while.

    WEDNESDAY:

    Today I’m trying to remember the last time I wasn’t taking care of someone or doing one chore or the other and I can’t. 

    The only place in this world where I can rest is my mum’s house outside Lagos. However, if I tell my husband that I want to travel, he’ll pick a fight. And I don’t like wahala or getting annoyed. If I get annoyed, it means I don’t want the best for my children because getting annoyed can lead to a couple’s separation. My husband may ask me to go with the children or leave the children and go. Guess who’ll suffer? The children. So anytime there’s friction, I turn to prayer and leave my troubles with God. 

    You can’t fight someone when you’ve not gotten what you want from them. It’s when you’re stable enough and independent that you can damn the consequences. For now, I’ll endure because he’s paying the school fees of my children and training them. After all, there are working-class people facing worse situations where the husband doesn’t drop money at all. 

    There’s no enjoyment in marriage. Before you get married these men will tell you, “I love you.” In the marriage, you’ll see changes that will confuse you. And since you’re from different backgrounds, one person must cool down for the other person. I’ve decided to be the one to cool down and endure. I’m kuku the one that wants something. 

    THURSDAY:

    My husband is at home for the first time in over three weeks today. I asked him to kindly assist me with some tasks since I was overwhelmed with washing and cleaning after everybody. He told me that he went away for three weeks to do his own job, so I should face my own job. He then proceeded to sleep. I felt bad, but for peace to reign, I just unlooked. 


    FRIDAY:

    As a housewife, you’re at the mercy of another person. You have to take whatever is given to you. No one asks if you have clothes or pant and bra, or how you even buy sanitary products. That’s why you have to be wise about these things. When my husband sends me to buy something, I use his remaining change to sort all these little things. Yorubas will say: “You must not eat with all your ten fingers.”

    Every day I stay at home is an unending repetition of washing, cooking, cleaning. And before you know it, the day has finished and you’ve started another one again.

    I prefer to go out to work so that if my husband says why didn’t I do x and y chore, I can just say it’s because I went to work. Unlike when I’m at home all day and he’ll say what’s my excuse for not doing the chores. 

    There are no days off — no sick days, no public holidays, no weekends. It’s work, work, work. I’ve just accepted that it’s my cross to bear and I have no grudges against the father of my children. If people don’t forgive him, I forgive him. I have no choice but to play my part. I’m just praying for a miracle in form of a job or a shop so I can have something of my own. 

    Until then, we go over and over again. Tomorrow is another day of washing, cooking and cleaning. 


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  • A Week In The Life Of A University Student Juggling A Labouring Job

    A Week In The Life Of A University Student Juggling A Labouring Job

    A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject for today’s “A Week In The Life” is a 200 level university student of finance. She tells us about combining a labouring job with being a student, how her classmates make jest of her and why she shows up in spite of all life throws at her.

    MONDAY:

    There’s no light when my alarm wakes me up by 5 a.m. today. The only source of illumination in the room is from the screen of my phone that has 5:00 a.m. boldly written in front of it. Fumbling against the darkness with the light from my phone’s screen, the first thing I do is locate my rechargeable torchlight. Armed with this, I prepare to start my day.

    First on the menu is bathing and brushing — I do this quietly so as to not wake my roommates. As a 200 level student in the university, this preparation could be considered too early for lectures. However, I’m preparing to go to work. In addition to being a student, I juggle a full-time job as a labourer on a construction site. 

    It’s 5:45 a.m. by the time I’m done getting dressed. I leave the room by 5:50 a.m. and thankfully, because the construction site is a 5 minutes walk from the hostel, I arrive before 6 a.m. At the venue, I change into work clothes and wait for the more senior workers to start trooping in. 

    During my wait, my colleague informs me that the task for today is setting blocks on the third floor. This means that everyone is required to carry blocks from the ground floor to the third floor, where they’ll be laid. Additionally, today’s payment will be determined by the number of blocks carried —50 blocks gets you ₦1,250. I hear my colleagues making plans to carry 300 – 400 blocks, and I mentally remind myself that my quota is 50 blocks. After all, I can’t afford to overexert myself since first semester exams start tomorrow. 

    TUESDAY:

    I don’t need an alarm to wake me since I’m up by 2 a.m. studying. My first paper is by 8 a.m. and I have to revise all that I’ve read. After getting in by 4 p.m. yesterday, I was so exhausted that I just went to have a bath and lie down. 

    Even though I’m grateful for having a source of income, I can’t help but flash back to when things weren’t like this.

    I initially started working part-time at a dry-cleaning store. I’d attend lectures in the morning, get back to the hostel by or before 2 p.m. and immediately go to resume at the store. By 7 p.m. I’d be done for the day and back in my hostel. However, when the pandemic hit, the dry cleaning store couldn’t afford to pay me so they let me go.

    I was worried and scared, but I couldn’t sit idly without making money. The idea of waiting for my parents before buying anything in school spurred me into action. While thinking of jobs to do, I noticed a construction site behind my hostel and went over to ask them for a job. 

    On the first day, the engineer on site said he couldn’t allow me to work because it was a man’s job. I had to assure him that beyond my tiny body, I was mighty and could do the work. At the end of my first day, I ended up carrying 12 buckets of sand, 10 buckets of granite, 25 headpans of concrete, and I fetched a lot of water. The payment for that day was ₦4,000. I remember feeling extremely happy to have made my own money. 

    Even though ₦4,000 is big money, I’m sure that I will make more with education, and that’s why I’m awake and studying. 

    I check my watch and notice an hour has passed. I have just five more hours until exams officially begin. 

    WEDNESDAY:

    I went viral on the internet today. I resumed at the site, as usual, changed into work clothes and started my day. During our ten minutes break, I asked a colleague to snap me so I could update my media on Twitter. 

    I posted my photo and went back to work. 

    After an hour, I opened my Twitter and saw 300 likes on my picture. I wondered what was happening. For someone who usually got 20 likes per photo, this was strange. I chalked it up to Twitter people whining me and went back to work. 

    I opened Twitter again by closing time and saw 7,000 likes on the photo. In my head, I was like, “E be like say things don red.” Between the time it took for me to get to the hostel, have a bath and settle in, the picture already had 10,000 likes. In my head I was shouting, “I don blow.”

    The only “downside” now is that I have to call my family and tell them what I’ve been up to. I don’t want a situation where they find out from gossip blogs. I know my dad and brother will take it well, my mum too might not complain. The only person I’m worried that might not take it well is my elder sister because she might say that the job is embarrassing her. Anyhow, I’m not too bothered because I know that the job I’m doing is very legal.

    THURSDAY:

    I wrote my second paper today. With every exam I write, I go one step away from my past and two steps into my future. I’ve done a lot of jobs to get me up to this stage, and I don’t take it for granted. If I had to give a timeline of all the jobs I’ve done, it’ll go like this:

    Junior secondary school — got paid for copying notes and drawing biology diagrams.

    Senior secondary school — worked in a sawmill as a woodcutter. 

    Immediately after writing WAEC — worked long hours in Katangwa market as a cloth seller and sometimes load carrier for people. 

    University — worked in a dry cleaning shop. 

    Now — working on a construction site. 

    Because I know where I’m coming from, it’s easy not to flinch when people make jest of me for being a labourer. The most painful incident was when my classmate saw me at work and called her roommates to laugh at me. At first, it pained me, but I had to remind myself I was making money from the job;she could go fuck herself. 

    After we finished our exam today, another classmate asked me if I was so desperate for money that I took up labourer work. I just walked past her because it’s none of her business. No matter what you do people will talk. If you’re lazy they’ll talk. If you’re hard-working they’ll talk. If you’re irresponsible they’ll talk. Even if you’re neutral they’ll talk. There’s nothing you’ll do that people won’t run commentary, whether good or bad. At the end of the day, that’s their business. 

    FRIDAY:

    I have neither exams nor work today, so I can tell that today will be a good day. I’m finally going to rest. My plan is simple: sleep and catch up on Attack on the Titans [AOT] and Jujutsu Kaisen [JJK].  I can’t wait to see the latest episode of AOT and watch my baby, Eren, in action. AOT fans love Levi Ackerman, but I can’t stand him because he steals the spotlight from my guy, Eren. 

    I’m also going to catch up on the latest episode of JJK because I can’t wait to see my favorite characters fight. 

    I can’t lie, I’m grateful for rest days. My life is basically work, school, church on the weekends, and reading in the middle of the night. I have no time for myself to do anything. On days like this, I get to not only unwind but also think about my future. I’m still in my second year of studying finance, but I know where I want to end and where I don’t. I know I don’t want to end up working in a bank. If I must work in a bank I’d like to work at the Central Bank or alternatively, I’d like to thread Okonjo Iweala’s career path. I know that one day, I can become the minister of finance and even go on to become the DG of the World Trade Organisation. At least I know that by the time I’m ready, Okonjo Iweala would have retired. LOL. 

    My dreams scare me because I don’t know how to get to where I hope to be. Most people I’ve told about my dreams have laughed and said I’m making up fantasies in my head. Even if I don’t know how to reach my dreams, I’ll never stop pushing. I’ll never stop trying. In some part of my mind, I know that fantasies sometimes do come true in reality. 

    But before they can come to life I have to rest. Today is shaping up to be a perfect day to do that.


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