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Hungry | Zikoko!
  • Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Becoming Ridiculously Hungry?

    1. You can’t have this for breakfast and have a bad day.

    So beautiful.

    2. These perfectly stuffed meatpies.

    We are in love.

    3. Everyone knows you can’t ever go wrong with suya.

    Lie that you’re not already getting hungry.

    4. This picture that actually made us take our lunch break early today.

    Whoever did this is a real hero.

    5. This eba that is lowkey finer than you.

    Don’t argue.

    6. Fried rice, why so sexy?

    Seriously, WHY?

    7. A post without jollof rice is not a post worth reading.

    That fish doesn’t look half bad either.

    8. Because you can never have too much dodo in a post.

    Dodo all day everyday!

    9. Kai! This is officially torture.

    Nkwobi of life.

    10. The glorious corn season is upon us.

    Here for that coconut too.

    11. Ugh! Now we are craving puff puff.

    So freaking beautiful.

    12. Has a plate of afang and fufu ever looked better?

    *Clutches stomach*

    13. Egusi, the soup of all soups.

    No swallow necessary sef.
  • Every Emotion You Feel When You’re Hungry At Work

    You skipped breakfast because that extra 10 minutes is the difference between reaching work and actually dying in traffic.

    Now you’re sitting in the office on an empty stomach and it’s making all your coworkers seem even more annoying than usual.

    You are just there pretending to get work done.

    You look at the time and it’s just 10:00 am; a whole two hours before your lunch break.

    You wait 30 minutes and check again and it’s still just 10:01 am.

    Now you are sure your village people are doing you strong thing.

    After what feels like a whole day, it’s finally 11.45 and you can see the finish line in sight.

    That is when your boss decides he wants to do a ‘brainstorming’ meeting with the team.

    But who brainstorming don epp?

    You’re just sitting in the meeting, watching your whole life flash before your eyes.

    Everyone else is actually brainstorming and your brain is just there running on reserve.

    As if that’s not enough, no light and the generator goes off.

    Then that oversabi colleague decides to ask you what you think about ‘the proposal’.

    Propose kini?

    It’s 1.30pm and the meeting finally finishes.

    You use your remaining energy to sha reach the buka.

    Only to get there and they tell you your regular order has finished.

    You return to the office angrier, hungrier and weaker than you left.

    Then you spend the rest of the day trying to not to pass out.

    You sneak out before closing time.

    …and somehow still get stuck in traffic.

    But it’s all good because LaCasera and Gala have been saving lives since 1990.

  • 13 Things Every Nigerian Who Has Gotten Hungry In Traffic Is Used To
    Going into traffic could be a really risky idea, especially when you have a stomach that is a bottomless pit. Getting hungry in traffic is something many of us have experience and will understand these situation.

    1. When you are about to head out and notice a slight hold up.

    Good Lord, not today again.

    2. So you start to look for the faster lanes.

    Can this thing please move quickly?

    3. But every other driver is trying to get ahead of you.

    Why can’t these people just be kind for once.

    4. And the traffic has plans for you.

    It seems we are going to sleep here.

    5. And your stomach also has other plans for you.

    Why do I have to be hungry at this time and place.

    6. So you start searching for food vendors.

    In this whole Lagos not one seller, where are all these people?

    7. And you find one in your line of sight coming towards you.

    What a time to be alive! Finally!

    8. But they all stop 10 cars short of your own.

    *groans in dashed hopes, dreams and aspirations*.

    9. So you have to obey your stomach and do what needs to be done.

    HAYYYYYSS GALA, LACASERA!! Because it is better to be ashamed than die of hunger.

    10. But first you have to make sure it is good food.

    Is it fresh? Is it “today’s own?’ Is it not 200 Naira for seven again?

    11. When you make your purchase with N1000 but you don’t want to be swindled.

    I have budgeted this money for three days traffic food.

    12. And the vendor is wasting time as traffic eases up.

    It’s not my time you are wasting. When you are ready bring the change.

    13. And finally you can settle down and feast.

    I am not dying of hunger today. Praise God.