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Contrary to what the internet will have you believe, you don’t have to break the bank before you can afford intentional and thoughtful gifts. We’ll help you figure out some ideas for the categories of people in your life.
Nine-to-fiver
If the recipient is a guy with a 9-5 corporate shirts, ties, shoes, belts, cufflinks, socks will do. For babes, work clothes, a pair of cute slippers, notepads or journals are intentional gifts. Every time they wear and use these things, they’ll think of you.
What a belt!
Content creator
If they create content, buy them studio props and decors and book an aesthetic studio for them to shoot their content.
You can also consider giving them a gimbal, phone vlog video kit, ring light, lapel mic, tripod, drone and 99 other equipment options.
Additionally, paying the subscriptions for the work apps they use like CapCut, PremierePro, Da Vinci Resolve e.t.c. is such an intentional move.
Entrepreneur
If you’re looking to excite an entrepreneur with gifts, acquire a business registration form from CAC to surprise them (if they don’t have it). You can also make their business logo, fliers, business card or pay for their business merch. Branding and sponsored ads are great gifts that’ll boost their business too. They’ll love it.
Reader
A Kindle book is to a reader what a laptop is to a tech-bro. It’s a wireless, electronic reading device with access to more than three million books. As the saying goes, a reader is a leader. Invest in making your loved one a better leader today.
Gym rat
Get them gym wear, running shoes, dumbbells, etc. For more privacy, set up a home gym. Now they can work out any time they like.
Additionally, leave a 12-month down payment at their favourite fruits store or seller to cover their fruit supplies. Do this and you and their smoothie will be their favourites.
Unless you’re subbing us and saying we don’t usually smell nice, why this? Once or twice is enough. But it can’t become a permanent fixture, please.
PS5
You’re setting yourself up to receive less attention from him than you normally do. Do you really want that for yourself?
Scented candles
Sometimes, money is what’ll relieve our stress, not scented candles. Send us money instead.
Underwear
Unless you’re trying to send him away on purpose, don’t buy him something he can’t show off to the world. And even if he can, that’s still not in your favour. Think about it.
A shopping spree
If you take him on a shopping spree, he’ll find out you have money, and all of a sudden, your billings will start receiving more questions than they normally do.
A mobile phone
You’re just making it easier for side chics to reach him, at this point. Don’t do it.
A timepiece
If he really wants to spend forever with you, why does he need to check the time?
If you’re sure you don’t want the stress of them having to choose between you and football all the time, get them another partner who’s a die-hard football fan so they can stop stressing you out, and everybody wins. But if you can’t deal with your boo having another boo, keep on reading.
Original football jersey
Original football jerseys are so hard to find, so getting them one would really blow their mind and make them see that you’ll do anything for them to be happy.
A plot of land
Since they love football so much, buy them a plot of land to use a football field, so they can start their own local football club. Who knows, maybe they’ll build the next Man Utd
Ticket to watch a live game
If all the support they’ve shown for their favourite team has only been over the TV, why not buy them actual tickets to a live game so they can watch their faves in action?
A shoutout from their favourite footballer
If Odumodu could do it with Declan Rice, you can do it too. All you have to do is get into a studio somewhere and record a song titled Lionel Messi, then sit back and watch everything unfold.
PS5
Yes, you’ve heard it too many times on the internet but we’ll say it again. Buy your partner a PS5 and the latest FIFA edition along with it. If they don’t shed tears of affection for you, come and fight us.
A trip to watch the premier league
Watching a live game is cute, but have you tried flying your partner all the way out to watch the entire premier league? Just try it and see how they break down in appreciation. It’s the little things that matter.
DStv subscription
Or better yet, you can pay for their DStv subscription so that when the Premier League comes back, they’ll be ready to watch it. And it won’t even cost you much because when you pay for a particular package, DStv upgrades you to the next highest package, as part of their DStv Step Up offer. Don’t say we didn’t do anything for you.
The reason why you don’t have a Valentine is because you spend all your time at work, and your social life is in the mud. It doesn’t mean you have to miss out on the festivities, though. Ever thought about making your boss your Valentine? These eight gift ideas are totally appropriate — or not.
Ask them to hold on to your salary
But specify that it’s just your February salary o. You don’t want them thinking you want to start working for the “passion”.
Your life
What says employee loyalty like actually giving your life for your boss? You can even add your blood as bonus, since they’re always asking for it.
Actually do your work
A whole day when you actually do your work without getting lost in TikToks or Twitter? That’s a very valuable gift if you ask me.
A mug
Personalise it so they know how you really feel about them. They’d love it, trust me.
Before you go, “How is this a gift?” hear me out. You already plan to quit via email, so why not do it with a cake on Valentine’s Day? That way, they won’t cry on an empty stomach.
Praise them on LinkedIn
Because saying sweet things about your company or boss on LinkedIn is the corporate version of love letters.
Propose to them
Chances are you’ve already fallen in love with them. Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to take it a notch higher. Ask them to marry you. It’s either they say yes or they fire you. At least, you have a 50% chance of success.
Please and please, don’t let the excuse of being broke stop you from getting something for your man this Christmas. We know times are hard, and SAPA really choked everyone this year, but it’s not about how big the gift is; it’s how big your love is.
Here are some thoughtful gifts to give your man for Christmas. Some of them cost nothing at all.
A surprise pregnancy
Getting pregnant costs nothing. All you have to do is have sex. Future expenses will choke both of you, but we’re focusing on the present. You’ll cross the pampers and school fees bridge when you get there.
Write 365 reasons why you love him, and put it in a calabash
Men always talk about how we love a good challenge. How about challenging your man to read this holiday? Write out 365 reasons why you love him, and place them in a calabash with red feathers and ribbons for dramatic effect. Make sure he reads and memorises all of them so he can recite them like memory verses in 2023. A real man should be able to do this with ease.
3-in-1 conditioner, shampoo and bathing gel
Nigerian men are too busy trying to make money, hunt animals and start Twitter “gender wars” to be concerned with an eight-step skincare routine. Help your man to be efficient by buying him a 3-in-1 bath gel he can use in under three minutes and go about his day.
Prayers
Why pay a hefty price to buy gifts when God has paid the ultimate price for your man? It doesn’t make any sense.
Lip balm to lubricate his lips for kissing and telling lies
Christmas and New Year always coincide with the harmattan season, so instead of killing yourself trying to buy something you can’t afford, buy your man ₦1k lip balm to get rid of his ashy lips. The best part is this lip balm will also lubricate his lips anytime he wants to lie or kiss you.
Body spray
Buying your man an expensive bottle of Tom Ford’s Oud Wood or Armani’s Stronger With You is cute, but since you don’t have money, are you going to steal? No, sis. There’s no rule that says you can’t buy a man Rexona or Sure body spray. It’s all about smelling good, and unlike some of these ouds, deodorants last almost 48 hours. Who’s the smart one now?
Sex
Men complain that sex is not a gift, but every year, we still collect it. See, half-bread is better than none. We’ll take whatever we can get. Your man might sew a thread on Twitter about how Nigerian women don’t know how to give gifts, but he’ll still come back to eat your work when all is said and done.
At least, it’s not white. This singlet has pizazz and prestige.
Peace of mind
Nigeria is hard enough, so maybe it’s time you consider being your man’s peace. If you feel the need to fight, read the Bible or Quran, or meditate to Ayra Starr lyrics. Most importantly, don’t wake him up because you can’t sleep. Face the village people doing you and allow your man to rest.
Allow him cheat
Variety is the spice of life, so if your man wants to cheat from Lagos to Port Harcourt, let him. What does it even cost you to unlook infidelity? Nothing. You might end up with an STI If you let him cheat this holiday season, but at least he’ll be happy and your account balance will remain the same.
₦2k only
Every day, “Daily ₦2k! Daily ₦2k”. Please, transfer urgent ₦2k to your man’s account so he can buy a bottle of beer to cool down after a long year of being a slave to capitalism.
A rich girlfriend
If you truly love your man, you’d want the best for him. Think about it. Does he deserve a woman reading this list or a woman who can buy him the latest PlayStation? Sis, hook him up with your rich friend and work on your bank account.
Are you concerned about things to give your father on Father’s Day? We get it: that man is valuable and you don’t want to give him just anything. We’ve got you covered. Go through this list for a befitting gift that will make your father thank you forever.
1. Unblock him from your social media pages first.
How can you call somebody your father and still block him on social media? Unblock that poor man, let him see what he gave birth to and how that child is moving on Buhari’s internet.
2. Remote.
At least it will be with him and he won’t keep calling you to come get it for him.
3. Glasses tracker.
For the first time, he will know the exact location of his glasses and you will be allowed to rest, instead of participating in a daily search for glasses.
4. Your degree certificate with first class.
That’s the only reason why he will be proud of you. Anything else will simply not do.
5. A refund of the school fees he paid.
That man struggled to pay your school fees and give you quality education. The least you can do is refund that money so you can prove that you are a good investment.
6. A degree in medicine, law, or engineering.
Let that man be able to speak of you with pride. Let him be able to boast that he has a child that studied an OG course. That man doesn’t know who a content creator is and frankly, he does not even care.
7. A new wife.
Your mother will probably kill you for this rubbish thought, but you never know until you try.
8. Back scratcher.
Make his life easier. He will thank you for it.
9. An online course on how to pronounce WhatsApp.
Or are you not tired of hearing him say Wozzup, Wazzap, and the other things he says?
10. This phone pouch.
The prayers you will receive ehn. It will remain forever and ever.
11. Show him that there are other stickers apart from thumbs up (👍)
You are probably going to regret it when he starts sending you unsolicited stickers, but the joy he will experience will count for something.
12. Grandchildren.
Of course we won’t pass up an opportunity to say this. Give that poor old man grandchildren so he can know that you are finally a responsible young man! And of course, if you have children, you too can be called a father and eligible for gifts when Father’s Day comes again next year.
Because we are not partial, and we also love the ladies. We decided to make this list with some really great items, for the guys who want to surprise their girlfriends.
1. Makeup
Guys, makeup is really important, if your girl likes it. One way to make her day is to give her a bunch of it. From MAC or Colorpop lipsticks, eye shadow, bronzers, eye liners, concealers etc. If you need assistance you could ask her friends.
2. Items in her shopping cart
This is one foolproof amazing idea. Most times ladies love some items on the internet, and don’t close the tabs of what they want to buy. Go in, and pay for what’s in her shopping cart. You’re welcome.
3. Personalized jewellery
Nothing says I love you, as well as a piece of personalized quality necklace, bracelet, earring, or ring. This along with something else and a beautiful note, will go a long way in making her happy.
4. Natural hair products
If your girlfriend is #teamnatural, you have your job cut out for you. Get her a bunch of natural hair products, bonnets, shea butter, coconut oil, natural conditioners. There are uncountable things to get. Don’t pass up on the opportunity.
5. Gadgets
Some ladies love their gadgets, ipads, apple watches, fitbits and the like. Think about a gadget she has always talked about and choose which to get, according to your budget.
6. Bundles and wigs
Bundles, hair, weave runs everything. Make your girlfriend happy and get her a couple of bundles of good quality weave or a nice wig for days when she hasn’t made her hair and needs to be on fleek. Thank us later.
7. A spa date
Sometimes the economy, traffic, work and every single thing stresses your girlfriend out and she may get really cranky. Get a spa date for both of you. Full body massages, facials, manicure and pedicure, nails and spend some quality time with her all through it. Wining both ways!
8. Shoes
Shoes bro! They have a special place in their hearts. Get her a special pair of shoes she really wants. Tip: If you don’t want to splurge a huge amount on just one pair, split it into three and get her three different shoes, give her at random times during the day. She will thank you later.
9. Take her shopping
This one is pretty overlooked by a lot of guys. Incase you don’t know what to get her, take her shopping, galleria, palms, the mall anywhere you think you can afford. Be smart about it too!
10. Engagement
Oh yeah! We went there. Don’t you think it will be nice to propose to her over dinner on Valentine’s day. That will make it a day to remember. Go get that ring and live happily ever after.
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. To avoid tweeting “What do you give someone who has everything?” yet again, we’ve gone out of our way to bring you a few unconventional gift ideas they definitely won’t see coming.
Feeding bottle
You already call them baby every day. So, why not?
Table mat
If your partner always asks what you bring to the table, buy them a set of table mats so they can prepare for the things you’re bringing.
Washing machine
Who has the energy to wash clothes after a stressful week at work? Certainly not your partner. Buy them a washing machine so they know you care about them.
Or pay for their dry cleaning
Using a washing machine can still be work though so just pay for a year’s worth of laundry service, and they’ll remember you everytime they see their fresh clothes.
Serve them breakfast
Food is the best gift you can give someone you love, and it’s best served in bed. Try it and see. You’ll thank us later.
Gym subscription
How do you expect things to work out between you two if you don’t workout together?
Crypto
If money is your partner’s love language, just buy them crypto on the Luno app and send to them. It’ll show that you care about their finances. Crypto is cheap right now and the process is simple. Just download the app and sign up, and you’re good to go.
