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  • The FG Wants You To Queue At The Bank. Again

    This evening, the official Twitter account of the FG put out a thread of tweets asking all account holders in financial institutions (banks, insurance companies etc.) to fill and submit a self-certification form to their financial institutions.

    https://twitter.com/NigeriaGov/status/1306634568267640832?s=20

    The main gist is that every person with an account with any Nigerian financial institution is required to fill a self-certification form (we don’t yet know what that means) and submit it to their banks etc.

    This directive comes from the FIRS, who claim that the forms are required by “the relevant financial institutions to carry out due diligence procedures in line with the Income Tax Regulations 2019.”

    Remember when the CBN/FG mandated every person with a bank account within Nigeria to get a BVN? This is just like that. We expect there to be tons of people at the banks.

    Nigerian banks and crowds don’t mix, and with a pandemic raging on, we wonder if this decision was well-thought out.

    The real question, however, is: why are we constantly required to fill endless bio-data and other forms despite the BVN exercise mandated in 2014?

    1. Of course, Nigerians are none too pleased with the FG about this development:

    https://twitter.com/zinnayy_/status/1306667609425879040?s=20

    2. We aren’t the only ones who think this wasn’t well-reasoned by the FG:

    3. Others are asking very pertinent questions:

    4. Others don’t give a fuck:

    https://twitter.com/Mubzz__/status/1306662812966686720?s=20

    5. At the end of the day, it’s important to realise how we got here and the changes we need to effect:

    Update: The Message Does Not Apply To Everybody

    The Federal Government has just come out to state that the self-certification forms do not apply to everybody. I guess we can relax now.

    The Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) who are the body in charge of federal taxes in Nigeria will issue the appropriate clarification shortly.

    Read: Nigeria Wants To Fight Corruption With Another New Agency

  • 13 Pictures Every Nigerian Whose University Has Ever Gone On Strike Will Get

    1. When the exams you haven’t studied for get moved because of the strike.

    Thank you, God!

    2. You, a couple of days into the strike.

    YES! Let me rest small, abeg.

    3. You, a couple of months into the strike.

    God, I’ve changed my mind! Just call it off, biko.

    4. When you’re the only one at home because everyone else is in school.

    What is all this?

    5. Whenever you try to pick up a school book to study.

    6. How your private uni friends look at you when you tell them the strike is still on:

    7. You, calculating how long you’ll actually be in school for a 4-year course.

    8. “You see? If you had just gone to a private univer…”

    Just save it.

    9. When your parents start annoying you more than usual.

    It’s not your fault.

    10. You, looking for any job because you just can’t sit at home again.

    Anything. Please, just epp.

    11. When you see people from your school outside.

    It will soon be over.

    12. When you hear that exam will start one week after the strike ends.

    Excuz mi?

    13. When they finally call off the strike and you still haven’t read anything.

    Hay God!