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1. When you’ve not saved your work and your computer decides to just go off

Is it not to die that remains?
2. When your phone suddenly goes off during a phone interview

In this recession?
3. When you’re writing an online job test and your network is shaking like:

I’m not crying, dust entered my eyes.
4. When you’ve finished typing your project and the file refuses to open

Am I not finished like this?
5. When you open something on the internet and it destroys your computer’s memory

But who sent me?
6. When you’re about to collect a babe’s number and your phone starts hanging

When your phone wants to block your success.
7. You, when all your songs and pictures wipe from your phone

Kuku kill me!

Shola

January 4, 2017

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1. Realizing those bowls of eba and slices of pizza have started taking you away from the road to FitFam.

This food will not eat itself please.
2. Staying calm and minding your business until Lagos traffic made you insult everybody around you.

Lagos traffic is not for the meek.
3. Getting tired on the first day of work after resolving to be more diligent at the office.

Can we have another public holiday next week please?
4. Skipping the first Friday/Sunday service of the year even though you planned to be more religious throughout the year.

Shebi God will understand now.
5. Already getting curved by a potential bae and it’s not even February yet.

Perhaps I will be alone forever?
6. Getting too drunk on 1st of January after resolving to quit alcohol.

This life is per head abeg.
7. Resetting all the 5 alarms that woke you up every morning of the past year.

5 more minutes of sleep please.
8. When you have already given up on having a tidy room for the rest of the year.

I can’t kill myself abeg.
9. When fuel scarcity and inflation are already preventing you from that good life you planned on having.

Hay God!
10. When you’re already too broke to start meeting your savings goals.

Cries in empty bank account.
How many of your resolutions have you kept or failed at? Let us know.

Maryam

January 5, 2016

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1. When you’ve not saved your work and your computer decides to just go off

2. When your phone suddenly goes off during a phone interview

3. When you’re writing an online job test and your network is shaking like:

4. When you’ve finished typing your project and the file refuses to open

5. When you open something on the internet and it destroys your computer’s memory

6. When you’re about to collect a babe’s number and your phone starts hanging

7. You, when all your songs and pictures wipe from your phone

1. Realizing those bowls of eba and slices of pizza have started taking you away from the road to FitFam.

2. Staying calm and minding your business until Lagos traffic made you insult everybody around you.

3. Getting tired on the first day of work after resolving to be more diligent at the office.

4. Skipping the first Friday/Sunday service of the year even though you planned to be more religious throughout the year.

5. Already getting curved by a potential bae and it’s not even February yet.

6. Getting too drunk on 1st of January after resolving to quit alcohol.

7. Resetting all the 5 alarms that woke you up every morning of the past year.

8. When you have already given up on having a tidy room for the rest of the year.

9. When fuel scarcity and inflation are already preventing you from that good life you planned on having.

10. When you’re already too broke to start meeting your savings goals.

How many of your resolutions have you kept or failed at? Let us know.