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  • Sometimes, Employee Loyalty Is Just a Fear of the Unknown

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    “What if I jump from frying pan to fire?” 

    This question summarised Esther’s response to my suggestion about changing jobs after she’d ranted for 30 minutes about her job at a FinTech company in Lagos.

    Employee loyalty is often seen as a virtue; they show a high level of dedication to their job, which is expected to result in a willingness to go above and beyond in their work and, perhaps most importantly, long-term engagement.

    When you hear that someone has spent five years in a role, you — and especially the employer — might think, “Wow, this person is so loyal to XXX company’s goals and vision”. If the responses from these 9-5ers on the concept of employee loyalty are anything to go by, that conclusion isn’t often the case.

    Sometimes, they’re just scared to move on

    Esther’s main reason for staying is the fear of getting into a more toxic workplace. “I hate my job on most days. Not social media management itself, but doing it AT my current workplace. My superiors give unrealistic goals and constantly ignore my suggestions to build a long-term social media strategy rather than jumping on every social media trend. But I’m sceptical about leaving. The pay isn’t bad, and my colleagues are great. What if I move somewhere else that seems shiny on the outside and is toxic on the inside?” she said.

    For Joba*, a brand designer in Lagos, the fear of lay-offs is why he’s hesitant to leave where he’s worked for three years. “The state of the Nigerian economy now means almost everyone is laying off staff or shutting down operations. There’s more probability that a company will let go of a new staff who’s yet to prove themself than a valuable team player. What if I take on a new tech job and then get laid off six months later? It’s too big of a risk.”

    Kunle*, an operations executive, shares similar sentiments. “Money isn’t always everything. I know someone who went off to work at Twitter but got laid off soon after. Of course, I’d like to earn more. But if I leave, it has to be because I’ve come to terms with the risk of eventually losing the job due to the current volatile tech ecosystem. I’m not ready for that yet.”

    Others feel more loyal to their managers and colleagues than the organisation

    According to Josephine*, a content writer in Abuja, she’d take one good manager over a big-name job anywhere. “My current manager is the best I’ve ever worked with, and she’s the reason I’m still at my current workplace. I got an offer somewhere else three months ago, but some Glassdoor reviews about the leadership made me turn it down. My workplace has tons of issues too, but my manager is the best. If she leaves today, I’m out the door too.”

    Tola*, an executive assistant, is also enduring his job because of his teammates. “I work directly with the CEO, and she’s a grade-A pain. When she gets angry, she lashes out verbally, and working with her is exhausting. But my teammates are some of the smartest people I’ve worked with. They make coming to work every day worth it.”

    In other cases, it’s just money

    Oftentimes, employee loyalty is simply transactional. It figures, because the employer-employee relationship itself is primarily value-based. If the employer doesn’t see how the employee brings in value and improves the business, they wouldn’t be employees in the first place.

    Laide*, a product manager, puts it simply. “I’ll be loyal to you as long as you pay me what I feel I’m worth. If I feel I’m worth more and make you see it, but you don’t budge, I’ll move to the next person. The whole ‘we are a family’ thing is just vibes. Would you sack your brother if they didn’t meet your expectations? As long as the employee meets expectations, the employer is loyal to them. So, it should also be vice versa.”


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    *Names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.


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  • 10 Non-Threatening Memes To Send To Your Boss When You Want  A Raise

    Memes are a very effective way to communicate how you feel without using words. There’s no one you’ll send you’ll send a meme to who won’t understand what you are saying, except, of course, they are a millennial or baby boomer. 

    Here are a couple of memes to send to your boss when you need a raise. 

    1. The “why are you doing this to me” meme.

    If your boss sees this meme and doesn’t know you are starving; that boss is wicked. This meme is a cry for your help, but your desperation isn’t jumping out nonetheless. You are begging for that raise, but you aren’t desperate.

    2. The “laughs maliciously” meme.

    Send this meme when they make jokes on Slack or any of the group chats you are both in. Let your boss know you are malicious of their salary and how rich they are and you want the same for yourself.

    3. The “your money is safe with me” meme.

    Only send this meme when you are putting minimal effort into your job, but you want plenty of money regardless of the quality of your work. Encourage your employer to take a chance with you. 

    4. The “I’ve taken this matter to Babalawo” meme.

    This will let them know it’s above you now and whatever happens to them is none of your business. You have done your bit, it’s time for them to do theirs.

    5. The “I’ve taken matters into my hands and I command you to give me a raise” meme.

    Send this to your boss first thing in the morning, make sure it’s the first thing they wake up to. If they don’t have you on their mind all through the day, come to our office to fight with us.

    6. The “My God is going to deal with you” meme.

    This meme has to be sent with a little message, something like “me, praying about a raise” so your employer won’t just open the meme and laugh. Let them know you’ve taken their matter to God. 

    7. This meme is self-explanatory.

    Send them this meme every day for a week and you’ll be sure to get a raise. You are clearly begging your boss because your life depends on it. 

    8. The “I’m not one to be messed with” memes.

    Let that employer know you are the one to be played with and you’ve said what you said about wanting a raise. Of course, they’ll tremble when they see this meme and give you a raise before the day is over.

  • QUIZ: What Kind Of Employee Are You?

    There are many different kinds of employees. Which one are you?

  • 16 Things Everyone Who Just Started A New Job Can Relate To

    1. When you get that “we are pleased to offer you” mail.

    Thank you Jesus! All my enemies that said I will not find work during recession have been put to shame!

    2. You calculating how your new salary will change your life:

    3. You on the first day of the new job:

    I gotta make a good first impression.

    4. You burst into the office like:

    Hey! Hey! Hey!  Guess who’s here!!

    5. And everyone looks at you like:

    Yes? Can we help you?

    6. How it feels when your boss introduces you to your colleagues:

    7. How your colleagues are really looking at you:

    What’s this one feeling like now?

    8. You trying to make friends:

    9. When you’re in the office meeting but you have no idea what they’re saying:

    Are you people even speaking English?

    10. You trying to understand the inside jokes:

    Why are they laughing? Is it me? Should I be laughing too?

    11. When your boss finishes explaining your assignment for the day and asks, “do you have any questions?”

    No…nope…nada…zilch…

    12. But on the inside you’re really like:

    13. When your colleagues give you a nickname because they can’t remember your name:

    14. How you feel at the end of the day:

    I just want to go home and cry.

    15. When your boss asks you if you’re enjoying your work so far:

    So that you will now fire me abi?

    16. When you get home and they ask you how your first day at work was:

    Please, please, just leave me abeg.

    And now, here’s a post for all of you who like to do play play anyhow at work.

    https://zikoko.com/general/if-your-office-is-full-of-playful-people-this-is-for-you/ What other crazy things did you experience when you first started your job?