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  • I became a Big Brother Naija fan in 2017, avidly following the show and live tweeting my hot takes on all the drama. It was even more interesting to me because a lover and I were watching it as a sort of shared activity, something we could always discuss and watch “together” even when we were not in the same city. 

    Last year, it formed an anchor in my life where all else seemed pretty shaky. This year, however, the show has failed to grab me even though I had been impatiently waiting for it to begin since last year. 

    Here are my hot takes as to why this is:

    1. Who do 2019 housemates remind you of from previous seasons?

    The housemates this year seem to have been painstakingly selected to fit certain roles created by previous housemates of the last two seasons of the show. For instance, Omashola this year fills the slot of “real and down to earth” Season 2 winner, Efe.

    We even have our token married man, Mike, representing Thin Tall Tony in 2017 and Dee One in 2018. Tacha seems to be the 2019 equivalent of the controversial CeCe from last year’s edition. 

    I feel like if the right type of pressure is applied to these characters, the ensuing drama would generate even more publicity since the previous season was such a huge success. These similarities in personality are actually interesting resources that could work to the advantage of the viewer ratings, but alas

    2. Fake evictions, surprise housemates…

    An all too familiar script: The script seems too familiar, with Tacha and Seyi held in a separate room just like Bisola and Bally were fake evicted in 2017, and Khloe and Anto in 2018. “Surprise” additional housemates were brought in – Debie Rise and Bassey, Ese and Jon in 2017, and now Venita, Elozonam, Joe, Cindy and Enkay this season. What’s with the formula, guys? 

    3. I don’t have a problem with recycling but…

    The Friday night games seem to be poorly recycled versions of themselves. In the 2nd season of the show, the Friday night games used to be exciting, competitive and engaging to watch. In the 3rd season, the games didn’t seem as interesting, but if you generally enjoyed watching the show, you would find the challenges fairly interesting to watch. This season, the games seem to carry on for very long because they lack that extra edge of an adrenaline rush.

    4. It’s a small world, but that doesn’t mean the house has to be.

    The house is TINY (I may be exaggerating here, but bear with me) compared to the one in South Africa that was used in the last two seasons. Let’s just say that the beds are pretty much all touching, the arena door is BESIDE THE REFRIGERATOR, and the kitchen is a colourful narrow hallway with a sink at the end. 

    5. I WANT MORE BROMANCE AND SOME HATERS

    There do not seem to be as many organic relationship dynamics as there should be. 2017 gave us an instant gang formed by Efe, Bisola, Bally, Marvis and Thin Tall Tony as well as an interesting attraction between Miyonse and T-Boss. Last year, we were blessed with the incredibly sweet bromance between Miracle and Tobi, and the Alex-Cece rivalry. This year, none of the Khafi-Gedoni, Seyi-Nelson, Mercy-Ike connections are as remarkable as those of the past years.

    6. All these Ads

    The ad breaks are super long. Some of the ads also do not look like they belong on the show – more like a simple promotion on Instagram for two weeks would have sufficed. 

    7. One last one…

    The housemates are not being pushed as much. Where are the psychology and sociology experts? The creative writers who have studied reality TV shows from all over the world? They should be watching the show and coming up with scenarios that would stimulate the behaviours of these people trapped in the same house together.

    These housemates seem to be relaxed with nothing new and different challenging them. 

    Does that mean I’m gon’ stop watching it? Never

    All that slander out of the way though, I love big brother; and I am still watching the show especially with Don Jazzy tweeting about it like an obsessed person. I find the idea of the show extremely interesting from a behavioural psychology angle.


    Guest post by Joy Mamudu

  • Everyone got a little high on excitement after Efe won the Big Brother Naija reality show

    So Garba Shehu though it would be a nice idea to jump on Efe’s catch phrase ‘based on logistics’

    He was very wrong

    People were here for him

    https://twitter.com/DavidAkondu/status/851194227744804864

    Logistics, logistics but things are still one kind

    Everything is propaganda with these people

    No light but they won’t stop talking rubbish

    Somebody made Buhari’s score sheet

    We’re so here for this 2019 drama

    https://twitter.com/ani_nomso/status/851190936491233282

    When you have to take beating for your boss

    What a betray

    These people just use us to play

    Garba Shehu and his boss are the real fake housemates

    This person is angry o

    But who sent him to talk?

    Wow!!!

    https://twitter.com/Its_Nnanna/status/851210100366860288

    People are not even taking this nonsense

    Someone advised him a little too late

    https://twitter.com/NiyiPosh/status/851258673498214402
  • For all the people who missed the Big Brother finale last night, there was only one winner!

    Efe won the prize money of N25 million as well as a brand new Kia Sorento.

    Okay he wasn’t the only one who one. Bisola was the 1st runner up and also won a trip to New York to attend a United Nations event, courtesy of ONE Campaign

    And Tboss, who came 3rd, won a N500,000 gift card from Pay Porte for winning most of the Arena Games

    It’s all over and we can now rest!

    Nigerians are wondering what we will be distracted with now

    https://twitter.com/iNigerian_/status/851181634619625472

    But first, we want to know if Efe will share this money with us

    Because everybody said he’s razz but look at God

    https://twitter.com/Teniwadess/status/851176766513303553

    Now that the show is over, let’s all resume our wailing for Daddy Bubu

    Yes, sir! We’ve not forgotten you!

  • 1. This person that doesn’t want to accept that Tboss is an olodo

    https://twitter.com/ifeanyianeke/status/849754143786979328

    2. This person that wants to finish all his credit on Big Brother

    3. See marketing skills o!

    4. This person that is cursing up and down because of Tboss

    https://twitter.com/megax8_/status/849746686352257028

    5. These Efe followers are wilding

    6. Not a playing stuff

    7. This person teaching us how to spell Bisola

    8. This guys that had to make it a church matter for Team Efe

    9. Wow!!!

    https://twitter.com/Onos147/status/850240186298519553

    10. How many people will Efe share this money with?

    https://twitter.com/Queenzpalace/status/850622909026631680

    11. Hay God! See how they turned Tboss into humanitarian

    12. See campaign before election

    13. This oversabi Landlord

    14. … and this epic reply

    15. This person that wants us to use our kidneys to vote

    https://twitter.com/BillionTwiTs/status/850094067337895936