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  • Dencia’s Outfit To The 2017 Billboard Music Awards Has Left Everybody Seriously Confused

    Our home girl / bleaching cream queen, Dencia, has come again to slay us with her anyhow fashion style. Before we get to that, let us remind you of a couple of the bizarre fashion choices she has made in the past.

    Who remembers this strange gele and onesie combo that she wore to the 2015 BET Awards?

    Or this pink pajamas abomination she wore to the Grammys a couple of years ago.

    Or that time her outfit was made up mostly of Lion hair.

    Home girl is also known to sometimes steal outfit ideas.

    That wasn’t fair for us to say. You can’t exactly claim ownership of an outfit. We’re not apologizing tho.

    What we’re here to discuss today is what she wore to the Billboard Music Awards that happened over the weekend. Check out this..ehhh…interesting outfit.

    We are just as confused as you are about this.

    What we would like to know is how she keeps getting into in these events.

    I mean, she claims she’s a singer but have you ever heard ANY song from her?

    That wasn’t even a joke. If you’ve heard one, let us know.

    Anyways, this dress (?) confused many people and a lot of them had tons of stuff to say about it. Tons of MEAN and HILARIOUS stuff..

    Let’s start with this person, who legit doesn’t even know who Dencia is

    Then there was this person, who thought Dencia looked liked a Transformer.

    LMAO!

    Also this person who kinda made a valid point.

    The dress reminded this person of maths homework.

    Another person who got reminded of Transformers after seeing this dress

    The dress gave this person Chemistry flashbacks.

    Another person that the dress reminded of Maths.

    This person we actually agree with.

    The name of the villain is Rita Repulsa. Google her and you’ll see  that this person was right. Lol

    Then this person that refuses to believe that Dencia has/had a music career.

    Ha! Skin Lightening chick.

    Needless to say, she was among this year’s worst dressed.

    Dencia,why do you always do this? We know you have the potential to slay but everytime you get the chance to, you mess up and end up dressing like one of the puppets from Sesame street. We just have one thing to tell you.

    PLEASE! Stop embarrassing Africa!

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  • 1. This dress, made by Nigerian haute couture fashion designer, Deola Sagoe, has cause plenty kasala on Nigerian Twitter.

    2. The dress, which was worn by Fatima Kyari, the daughter of Sen. Abubakar Kyari, apparently costs anything from N500,000 to N1.5million.

    3. And naturally, the price has gotten everyone doing like this:

    And the Twitter reactions are even more hilarious!

    4. This one just took the whole thing p:

    5. Sleep simply eluded this one:

    https://twitter.com/SacredMutant/status/864377205656256512

    6. Ah! Jesus’ tears?

    https://twitter.com/Bambi_riiper/status/864219507312795649

    7. Oshey, wash and dry cloth:

    https://twitter.com/TJthe1st/status/864248120737136640

    8. Even Mother Mary?

    9. You go fear chameleon iro and buba:

    10. Yes, the armor of God will protect you:

    11. Ah! Prophet Elijah?

    12. The cloth go come with groom too?

    13. Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder o! Our Lord Jesus is a ladder!

    14. Bride ke?

    https://twitter.com/Olaw9/status/864366552530919433

    15. You peepu!

    https://twitter.com/Ilmoald/status/864596247855992832

    16. Oshey, laundromat.

    17. This one dey find whistle:

    18. Oshey! Bulletproof iro and buba.

    19. Revirgin waaaat?!!!

    https://twitter.com/iam_mainatkhan/status/864476124436418560

    20. Not only powers and principalities, what of wickedness in high places?

    https://twitter.com/emmaoni7/status/864472609857163264

    21. And of course Odunlade had to make an appearance:

  • 1. This fail of an outfit.

    2. What you get when your tail says “Aunty I fit sew am”.

    https://twitter.com/Seun_olar/status/840209415177408512

    3. But why?

    Nigerian Tailor Will Promise You Gown..

    But Then Sew You Superman Jacket.. pic.twitter.com/JacZNN3Tw0 — Brighter Days??… (@OneXMind) January 18, 2017

    4. Hay God!

    You Expect Nigerian Tailor To Deliver You Fit Cloth Like That Of Michelle Obama

    But Nigerian Tailor Thinks Iya Basirat Cloth Best Suits You pic.twitter.com/LjNKhxYJGJ — Brighter Days??… (@OneXMind) January 18, 2017

    5. Is it by force though?

    6. This struggle off-the-shoulder dress.

    https://twitter.com/A_Jaden_/status/806979061599916033

    7. Na wa o!

    8. This awful copy.

    9. And this travesty of a jumpsuit.

    10. This disaster of a wedding dress.

  • 1. We were just minding our own business when we saw these slaying pictures of Madam Aisha Buhari on Twitter.

    2. The First Lady, who was on her way to a global security conference in Brussels, was spotted in this beautiful Salvatore Ferragamo zig zig cape.

    3. Madam Aisha will give the opening remark at the ‘Women’s Role in Global Security’ forum. But we’re just here for this outfit though.

    4. Let’s all admit it, even this model did not do the dress justice like our slaying Mummy Aisha!

    5. Please, join us in appreciating this beauty.