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  • A Case for Staying Unemployed

    A Case for Staying Unemployed

    You can finally love Mondays

    People will be scrambling to get to work, but you just can’t relate because you’re still in bed at 11 a.m. Don’t you just love that?

    No billing from family members

    Everyone knows you’re unemployed and don’t earn a salary. What are they even billing?

    No more taxes to cut your salary in half

    Imagine handing over one-third of your salary to this government. Who does that? Even God only asked for ten per cent.

    You can pursue a better-paying career

    An example that works well is having a sugar daddy or mummy. You’re still earning a salary, but you’re no longer doing a 9 to 5. It’s more like 5 to 9 now.

    You can always say you’re an “entrepreneur”

    No one will question you if you don’t look like you’re suffering. And even if you do, you can always blame it on the hustle.

    You can also make a killing from begging

    If fronting as an entrepreneur doesn’t work, hit the streets and start begging. You’ll make bank.

    You can finally finally chase your dreams

    According to motivational speakers, “Your salary is the bribe they pay you to forget your dreams”. So what happens when you don’t earn a salary? Of course, you’ll chase your dreams. You might be chasing actual dreams by sleeping all day, but that’s still a win.

    Or you can focus on making heaven

    Stay unemployed so you can shift your focus from worldly things, and put everything into making it to heaven.

    You can finally find love

    If you can’t find love in the office, maybe you’ll find it if you spend your 9-to-5 in the streets. Think about it.


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  • Believing in Dream Jobs Is a Capitalist Trap

    Believing in Dream Jobs Is a Capitalist Trap

    If there’s one career advice we get all the time, it’s either, “Do what you love, so you never have to work a day in your life” or “Follow your passion”. These statements are tied to the notion that people should do anything to get a particular job that’d make them happy and fulfilled — the proverbial “dream job”.

    I’ve always thought the concept of a dream job is just another ploy to keep you shackled to the chains of capitalism. Why should you dream of working every day of your active life for fulfilment? 

    Don’t take it from me. These Nigerian professionals share similar sentiments as they tell us why they stopped believing in dream jobs.

    “I do love my job, but it’s just not enough.”

    — Damian*, 32

    I grew up in a typical Nigerian home, where the dad was always working and the mum was a stay-at-home carer. My dad took great pride in his work, and we didn’t lack anything, so I grew up believing all I had to do as a man was my best work and everything else would fall into place.

    My dream job was to be a banker like my dad, and I did everything possible to make sure I achieved it. I’m the assistant branch manager at a commercial bank now, but I feel like I’m living my life for someone else. 

    I work so hard every day, telling myself I chose this life. I do love my job, but it’s just not enough. I hardly have time to even think about other things I might enjoy, and at the end of the day, no one gives a shit about you. You can drop dead one minute, and work will continue the next. Is that life?

    “Every job fuels capitalism”

    — Clarissa*, 27

    I’ll admit I once believed in a “dream job” that had to be the end goal if you wanted to feel like you’ve achieved a successful career. Mine wasn’t a specific role; it just had to be something that paid me in dollars.

    I got the dollar-paying job in 2021 and felt good for a while, but capitalism is still capitalism. It’s still the same mind-numbing work that takes over your life. Every job fuels capitalism. The only difference is the amount of money you choose to sell your freedom for. 

    “Dream jobs don’t necessarily pay the bills”

    — Obed*, 29

    When I hear “dream job”, I think “follow your passion”. I followed my passion for a while by studying veterinary medicine in university, but omo, I came out and saw that the economy wasn’t smiling. There aren’t enough opportunities for vets in Nigeria. Me, I’ve changed my passion to what can feed me, please.

    “The idea just benefits employers”

    — Olanna*, 25

    I believed that for someone to enjoy working, they had to really love their jobs, so any job that’d make me absolutely love working was meant to be my dream job.

    But I have better sense now, and I realise that idea just benefits employers. They encourage you to put in your all to gain “fulfilment” and “change the world”, but they’re the ones who largely benefit from your hard work. No one really loves working. We just do it because we have to.

    I’m not saying, don’t like your job. Heck, you have to, or else you’d be miserable all your life. But just do what you can and throw away any notion that you’re indispensable. To your employer, everyone is dispensable. 


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    “Not everyone has the luxury for it”

    — Dana*, 32

    Not everyone has the luxury of pursuing their dreams or jobs they supposedly have passion for, especially in Nigeria. I believed in dream jobs as a young university leaver, but life has shown me we don’t always get to choose what we love. So, what’s the point of believing in it? 

    Employers don’t even care whether you love the job or not. As long as you’re doing what they paid you for, it’s not their business.

    “A job is just a job”

    — Anita*, 26

    Just like characters in romance novels, I used to believe there was a career path that was “the one” for me. But I’ve pivoted from health to human resources and now administration. I’ve realised there’s no one job that makes me feel fulfilled. As long as I keep doing good work, and my salary helps ease my stress, I’m fine. A job is just a job. We weren’t put on this earth to focus our energies on finding one dream job.

    “Money is my own dream”

    — Dotun*, 36

    I was guilty of telling people to follow their passion, but getting married and having children made me realise money is my own dream.

    I followed my passion by starting my career in journalism, but the work environment and challenges that came with it aren’t for the weak. Plus, it doesn’t pay too well.  When I got the opportunity to move into tech, I did. Now, I tell people not to be boxed into a corner by the idea of a dream job. Dreams can change, and they can be fuelled by anything. 

    What if your “dream job” is killing you or can’t pay your bills? Better dream again.


    *Names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.


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  • QUIZ: Choose a Fire Outfit and We’ll Reveal Your Dream Job

    QUIZ: Choose a Fire Outfit and We’ll Reveal Your Dream Job

    What’s that saying about dressing the way you want to be addressed? We can guess for sure what job you’d rather be doing from your outfit decisions.

  • Are Unpaid Internships The New Form Of Exploitation?

    Are Unpaid Internships The New Form Of Exploitation?

    In May 2021, just as the world was getting out of the funk caused by months of lockdown and inactivity, Seyi Akomolafe found herself in an interesting position. After sitting at home for months and applying for fashion internship roles around Lagos, the 18-year-old finally got an offer, the problem was, she needed to work for free. “Job hunting in Nigeria is an extreme sport and I was excited to finally get one,” she tells Zikoko. “Did my heart sink when I saw it was an unpaid internship role? Yes. But it was from a designer I admired, so I took it.”

    Following two “grueling” months at her job, Seyi eventually quit. Why did she leave such an incredible work opportunity? “Well, I just couldn’t do it anymore. I was a slave. I thought passion was enough, but I was tapping into my savings and getting very little [knowledge] in return.” 

    Unpaid internships in the creative sector are as common as the shade and drama the sector constantly feeds the internet. We’ve all seen it in play out before, either in real life or in the movies; A young, passionate intern runs errands and performs tasks for their boss in exchange for lucrative knowledge and exposure in a glamorous field, such as filmmaking, fashion, public relations, or the magazine industry. Through all of this, the intern is not given actual financial remuneration, just experience, a couple of celebrity sightings (if they’re lucky), and vibes. The employer, on the other hand, gets the benefit of services while minimizing costs. 

    According to the World Bank, Nigeria’s population stands at over 200million with its youth claiming over 40% of this figure. The recent success of Nigeria’s creative scene ranging from music to film production and fashion have led to a proliferation of job seekers looking to break into the sector. As of today, the entertainment sector is the second highest employer of labour in Nigeria after agriculture. In this day and age of social media, everyone knows someone who’s either already a creative or working towards becoming one. The numbers are insane. 

    As interest continues to grow, structured job and internship opportunities are struggling to meet up. But why do we even need internships in the first place? Why not start something small on your own and work your way up? While internships are an imperative part of the industry, there are thousands of Nigerians creating art on their own without training from experienced people in the industry. However, according to Hassan, a Lagos-based editor who preferred to remain anonymous, “It’s easier said than done.” 

    Hassan’s entry into Nollywood wasn’t easy. He remembers having to juggle two lives at the beginning, one as an unpaid editing assistant and the other as a digital marketer. After years of working his way up, Hassan has become one of the most in-demand editors in Lagos, a feat he attributes to his early unpaid days. “Just like most things in Nigeria, Nollywood is about connection,” he explains. “I knew how to edit from watching tutorials online, but I needed a way to get myself through the door and being an ‘assistant’ provided that opportunity. What’s the point of having a skill if you can’t use it? I had to find a way to hack it because my passion came first.” 

    Although most of these internships are unpaid, they still demand just as much as full-time paying jobs. Due to the time-consuming tasks, most interns find it hard to take up other paying side-gigs that could actually fund their lives. Young Nigerians these days have to weigh their options carefully, choosing between their dreams and a job that foots the bill. More often than not, they are forced to walk away, just like Seyi. Because of this, internship opportunities tend to be limited to those who come from privileged backgrounds and are willing to work for free.  

    Pat Ada Eze is a popular image consultant and stylist to stars like Ayra Starr, Ladipoe, and Johnny Drille. Starting as an intern herself, Pat tells Zikoko, “I think unpaid internships are the worst. I have never done it and I don’t think anyone should do it.” With a successful business of her own, she reveals that she pays all her interns no matter how small the budget is. When the budget is too limited to pay, she does all the work herself. On how unpaid internships affect the industry, she explains that while she’s never really thought about it, she can imagine it “blocking the dreams of people who come from less-privileged backgrounds.”

    Times are changing in countries like America. Over the past few years, unpaid interns from different projects have held the country’s creative scene under siege. Lawsuits demanding minimum wage and overtime have been filed against Fox Searchlight, Bad Boy Entertainment, publications like Vogue, the New Yorker, and Vanity Fair. But with Nigeria lacking structure legally and creatively, is this even a possibility? “We haven’t gotten justice for cases of misappropriated funds, election fraud, or even sexual assault,” Seyi explains. “There’s no way it’ll work for interns? We are all hustling and we’ll continue to hustle.” 

  • QUIZ: What Monthly Salary Do You Deserve?

    QUIZ: What Monthly Salary Do You Deserve?

    We already guessed your current salary, but what if that’s not what you actually deserve per month? Well, this quiz will tell.

    Take it now and see for yourself.

    QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Current Salary?

    How much are you actually earning? Take this quiz so we can guess.

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  • QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Dream Job?

    QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Dream Job?

    A dream job means different things to different people. For some people, it’s the pay. For others, it’s the work-life balance. Anyway, we think we can accurately guess what your dream job is. All you have to do is answer a few questions:

    Go ahead:

  • Dream Jobs Nigerians Would Win At

    1. Minister of Enjoyment

    2. Chief Food Taster of The Federation

    3. Commissioner-in-charge of small chops

    4. Director-General of Sleeping

    5. Permanent Secretary of Travels

    6. Chief-Whip of Danfo Drivers

    7. Secretary-general of six packs

    8. Director-of-Research for Owambes