34) So ladies and gentlemen. If you think Yoruba guys are demons, Igbo guys are the devil himself.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

1) I met Obiora at UI gate on a very sunny wednesday morning. I had just come from the ATM and was walking to my dept. No change for cab

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

2) He stopped to give me a ride. I entered immediately whispering Thank God under my breath. The sun was killing a sister.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

3) Obiora is goodlooking. Fine eyes, soft spoken, nice hands. We exchanged numbers. I planned to call. I couldn't wait to see him again.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

4) I met with him that very night at conference center. We talked. He was a perfect gentleman. He didn't display any sign of fuckery.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

5) We went to see a movie the next day. The transporter(boring). He was courteous. Opening doors and shii. Comforting a crying baby and shit

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

6) During the movie I told him I was cold. He gave me his socks (still have them) and massaged my feet…

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

7)… It was the sweetest thing a guy has ever done to me in my whole entire life. I knew this guy was a keeper or so I thought.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

8) After the movie he asked me to be his GF and I said yes. After kissing him of course. The kiss always decides a couple's compatibility.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

8) After the movie he asked me to be his GF and I said yes. After kissing him of course. The kiss always decides a couple's compatibility.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

10) Anyway it was a whirlwind relationship just like in those Harlequin romance novels where actions of a life time happen in a day.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

11) There were the trips, shopping, surprise outings, whispering of sweet nothings, great sex and money…I was overwhelmed…

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

12) He was serious too. He always told me he loved me. He introduced to all his friends as the one. He was talking marriage and kids.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

13)I started thinking of marriage and kids with this guy. I started thinking of maybe not applying to Yale after all…

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

14) Telling myself I didn't need to get a MFA in acting.'Must I even act sef. I could just get a normal job.' I found myself thinking.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

15)I was changing my life plans for a guy I had known for two weeks. It was that strong. I cut off all other guys. I stopped flirting..

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

16) I was determined to make Obiora and I work.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

17) "maybe I was meant to get married at 23 not 27 as I planned." I thought to myself.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

18) I told everyone I had a BF. Which is News. I usually don't do boyfriends. I'm a FWB type of girl.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

19) Anyway, three weeks later, Obiora went to Lagos. He had finished writing his masters exam. He had to go back to work.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

20) Our relationship became telephone conversations and texts. He begged me to come spend the weekend with him and I planned to do just that

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

21) All of a sudden, his calls stopped coming. I started doing calling. He kept saying he was busy. I chilled for a while and he didn't call

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

22)for two weeks. I thought maybe something had happened, maybe he was dead. I called one night and he picked up the call. I was speechless

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

23) He called back the next day and apologised. Saying he was busy, work is killing him. He loves me. He misses me. I forgave him.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

24)I agreed to continue although I had shut my heart.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

25) For those past two weeks, I was heart broken. I couldn't get why he just stopped calling and for him to give 'I was busy' as his excuse?

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

26) We started again. And I begun to see him for the asshole he really is. Instance; The first thing he cud ask is when last I had sex.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

27) I was so pissed. He left me hanging for two weeks and still expected a relationship. How arrogant can a guy be?

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

28) The straw that broke the camel's back was when he came to Ibadan to write an exam and he didn't come to see me. He said no fuel.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

28) No fuel? Ladies and gentlemen, he wrote his exam in UI and I live in UI. No fuel?

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

30) No fuel to see your supposed girlfriend whom you've not seen in over a month. Wow. Just wow

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

31) I called 2days later "so aint we going to see?" And he said "its you now. You're the one who's busy." I deleted his no immediately.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

32) He has not called since then

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

33) That was the end. Up till today, I don't understand what happened. Was it all just a game for him? I guess I'll never know.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016

34) So ladies and gentlemen. If you think Yoruba guys are demons, Igbo guys are the devil himself.

— MIA (@maryannivy) January 10, 2016