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  • Here’s What the Crypto You Own Says About You

    Bitcoin

    You had money before using crypto and you’re just trying to escape inflation. Whatever noise people are making on crypto Twitter doesn’t really concern you, because your money is long.

    Ethereum

    You also had some money before using crypto, but you’re desperately chasing generational wealth; and that’s why you’re glued to your crypto app every day.

    Dogecoin

    You’re one of those people who want to use ₦2k to make ₦2 million in one week. etter go and find a real job because you’re not a serious person.

    Ripple

    Ever since you put your money in, it hasn’t risen and it hasn’t dropped. It’s almost as if you’re a 50+ person using crypto as a savings account. Anyway, pour small yeast, maybe it’ll rise.

    SHIBA

    For some reason, money ritual appeals to you but you’re too much of a good person to do it. Instead, you put all your life savings in this coin hoping it’ll do 1000x again and make you a millionaire. Just carry  gun.

    Cardano

    You really put your money in another version of the naira, only to watch it fall like it’s in love with gravity. Sorry, dear. You need all the emotional support you can get.

    USDT

    Crypto is just your salary account,  all the ups and downs are none of your concern. You just want that remote work money with zero stress.

    Whether you’re a newbie who owns only Bitcoin, or you’re an OG who owns a bit of everything, you still need a way to secure your crypto bag. You can easily do this on the Luno app, which lets you buy and sell Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum. Download the app and sign up to get started.

    Sheriff Alimi

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  • How to Spot a Crypto Bro/Sis When You See One

    They have “.eth” on their Twitter handle

    It doesn’t matter whether or not they have actual Ethereum. It’s a title you get when you go from owning paper money to computer money. It comes with the funds. We didn’t make the rules.

    There’s an ape on their Twitter avi

    If you’re wondering what’ll make a grown person use a picture of an ape wearing sunglasses as their profile picture, look no further. It’s crypto.

    They talk about crypto all the time

    Once they start to mention Bitcoin and NFTs a little too often, just read the handwriting on the wall.

    They don’t talk about crypto at all

    If they never mention crypto to you at all, it’s probably because they’ve made plenty money from it and are aggressively avoiding billing.

    They’re richer than their 9 – 5 suggests

    We know we like to tell you to mind your business, but some people have money that makes you curious. If you see someone like that and you’re sure they’re not a trust fund baby, just know they’re likely a crypto sis or bro. In fact, the 9 to 5 is probably a hobby.

    They have the Luno app on their phone

    Last last, they can hide everything but they can’t hide where they keep their plenty funds. If you spot the Luno app on their phone, just ask them to show you the way because their money is long. 

    But first, you need to download the app and sign up too, so you can easily buy cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum, and keep them safe till they help you blow.

    Sheriff Alimi

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