People who enter the kitchen all the time will easily know these seasoning brands. Are you one of them? Take the quiz:
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If you can cook, then this quiz should be insultingly easy. Are you ready to prove that you’re a genius in the kitchen?
Go ahead.
11 Quizzes For Nigerians Who Are Ready To Marry
Are you ready to marry? Take these quizzes.
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In my humble stint as a kitchen rat, these are some of the most frustrating struggles that I have experienced:
1) Oil splash.
I don’t fry anything for this reason. I can’t be playing hide and seek in my kitchen because of hot oil. My worst fear is that oil will enter my eye and I’ll go blind.
2) Gas finishing.
Especially when the rice still has water in it. It then becomes soggy and everything becomes ruined.
3) Cooking stew on a gas that burns too fast.
Then it keeps drying up over and over again. Then you have to keep adding water because you’re trying to boil out the taste of pepper.
4) Cleaning fish.
This is the most ghetto thing ever.
5) Restraint to not eat all the plantain before frying.
If anyone knows how to do this, please let me know.
6) Burning pain after cutting pepper.
God help you that you go and urinate immediately after cutting pepper. God help you.
7) Cooking food that’s not sweet.
This is the most painful but you have to eat it with your chest.
8) Losing appetite after all the stress of cooking.
E dey pain.
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1. So after making mouth for weeks, it’s finally time for you to show everybody what you can do in the kitchen.
2. Especially since you have been criticising everyone else’s cooking.
3. This is you, entering the kitchen with pride and confidence.
4. When people ask you if they can help, you’re like:
5. This is you, suffering to cut all the onions by yourself now that you’ve done shakara.
6. When you forget you handled a lot of raw pepper and then touch your face.
7. When all of a sudden the food you are cooking starts looking like sacrifice.
8. Then the smell of the food is more of an odour than an aroma.
9. Meanwhile, all your friends and family are looking at you, like:
10. And you are wondering who you offended.
11. Now everyone is waiting for their food, like.
12. Then you finally bring out the rubbish you prepared.
13. And everyone laughs at you, like:
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1. When you hear someone say it’s your turn to cook.
2. When you’re done making a Nigerian meal.
3. How the kitchen looks like a battlefield when you’re done with it.
4. Your mum’s reaction when she eats your food.
5. When you finally discover a Nigerian recipe App.
6. When you’re making the food exactly as you saw it on Youtube, but the food is just not having any sense.
7. You, when you finish making swallow.
8. After all the turning and gyrating, the swallow will now be looking like stone.
9. When you’re using your recipe app to cook and your phone dies.
10. When your mum starts telling all her friends how you don’t know how to cook.
11. When that amebo aunty comes at you with that ‘You must cook for your man so he won’t leave you’ advice.
12. When the food decides to burn itself a second time, so you start thinking of dating a chef.
13. How you pack cartons of Indomie when shopping, because it’s the only thing saving you from yourself.
14. When you finally meet a fine boy, but he says he only can only marry a good cook like his mother, so you have to package like:
15. The pep talk you give yourself when you’re about to cook.
16. When you finally get the food done after much wahala, and someone says it’s not sweet.
17. How your in-laws look at you when you serve them croissants and coffee because you’re not trying to embarrass yourself.
18. When you finally meet a bae who doesn’t mind your cooking skills and people are having headaches about it.
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Yesterday we gave you the gist on Pastor Adeboye’s advice to young men on their choice of wives, and trust Nigerians to have a serious debate on the topic.Nigerian Twitter was on fire with reactions, and we compiled the funniest tweets for you, you’re welcome!
Since some ladies disagreed with Daddy G.O, someone predicted what their relationship status would be in two years:
Some guys want to start using this advice as an excuse to break up with their girlfriends.
This person that wanted to know the real ingredient in successful marriages. Wait, what is ‘Hawt Secks’ sef?
Feminist Twitter took several hits in the holy battle.
Seriously,what does Feminism have to do with cooking though?
Some believe broke men shouldn’t even chook mouth in the matter.
Someone said its Daddy G.O’s coat that was causing trouble.
How some couples be after watching Reverend Adeboye’s video.
This is spicy wahala!
Some actually believe cooking will help keep their men.
But we know these men can be slippery.
And according to Daddy G.O, prayer is kuku the real key.
Please how did Edible Catering enter this Holy Talk?
But is cooking really the most important ingredient in a marriage?
When your cooking skills can’t help you in real life.
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When a food lover and chef on Twitter asked Nigerians to share their worst cooking experience, the responses were hilarious as we expected.
Share your worst cooking disaster
— Thelmzkitchen (@Thelmzkitchen_) April 27, 20161. This chocolate chip cookie fail.
2. This person’s palm oil caught fire.
3. This person made Jollof rice soup.
4. This one about adding Ogbono to Jollof rice.
5. When your daddy throws soggy semo on your forehead.
6. This person’s attempt at making fried eggs.
@Thelmzkitchen_ this was meant to be fried eggs ? pic.twitter.com/NDDMgZ8YDa
— The Special One (@swaynkaayyy) April 27, 20167. This person that cooked rotten eggs with their Indomie.
@Thelmzkitchen_ prepared indomie with sardine and a lot of veggies. D last phase was to break egg inside. I neva new d egg was rotten
— ♥RAIN♥ (@rianatopeyemi) April 27, 20168. The struggle of preparing pap and Custard.
9. This person that wanted to cook fried noodles.
@Thelmzkitchen_ used oil instead of water for indomie and fried the whole thing black
— art (@Vaness_ah) April 27, 201610. This person used kerosene to cook stew.
11. This person cooked Efo Riro with Ewedu leaves.
@Thelmzkitchen_ thought ewedu leaf was efo , so I made it normally as efo riro. Suddenly I noticed the efo was slippery. It was a disaster ?
— Seksan (@diamondsek) April 27, 201612. This person’s ocean of beans and palm oil.
13. This person mistook Ogbono for crayfish.
14. The one about making pancakes with semo flour.
15. This one about an “eggsplosion”.
@Thelmzkitchen_ I tried to boil my egg in the microwave ( I didn’t put it in water I just dropped the egg ) it exploded ?
— Gold ✨ (@Wura_ola) April 27, 201616. This one about a chicken coming back to life.
17. This person didn’t know chicken had to be boiled before putting in stew.
@Thelmzkitchen_ I put chicken inside cookin stew (without washing/boiling the chicken)
Tasted like blood,I was a carnivores animal dat day — that dada guy. (@Josh__IK) April 27, 201618. When someone used Chocomilo as Maggi.
19. This person washed the Garri before making Eba.
@Thelmzkitchen_ I wanted to make Eba so I washed the garri first.
— Bambi (@Nwaabekee) April 27, 201620. This person made burnt offering.
@Thelmzkitchen_ here pic.twitter.com/4MXiy64lfK
— Omoba KD (Ari Gold ) (@Kenydebo) April 27, 201621. This person used Omo to wash rice.
22. This person put live chicken in hot water and sat on the lid.
23. When someone poured Nutri C in rice to make it look like Jollof.
24. This person baked a cake with Amala flour.
25. This person that cooked burnt mop.
@Thelmzkitchen_ I came back frm club 5am,I said let me cook spagheti.I slept off,woke up 12pm.I saw medusa in my pot pic.twitter.com/lzbpNFuLI1
— Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) April 27, 2016