Classroom | Zikoko!

1. This is how the students react when it is announced that there will be sex education classes coming up.

Giggles all around.
2. This is everyone in class when the sex ed class starts and the teacher says the word “sex” for the first time.

Violent giggles all around.
3. When the sex ed teacher proceeds to explain sexual intercourse in graphic detail like the students don’t already know.

GIGGLES!!!!!!!
4. When the sex ed teacher points at a boy and girl and uses them for an example.

AHHHH!!!!
5. This is how all the girls in class look at the boys when the topic of unwanted pregnancy comes up.

You better stay where you are.
6. This is how the class reacts when STDs are mentioned.

“LOL! What kind of name is Staphylococcus??”
7. This is the class when the STDs are properly explained with symptoms and are shown pictures of what the symptoms look like.

EWWWWW!!! TF?!
8. This is the teacher when the topic of contraceptives come up and the students start naming the different types.

“Hian! These children know more than me sha!”
9. The teacher’s face when he/she starts to explain condoms but the students have already started listing off the different brands.

This is the point where the teacher realizes that the students probably don’t need this sex ed class.
10. The students, when the time comes to explain how to properly wear a condom.

*muffled laughs*
11. The students’ faces when the teacher attempts to mention abstinence.

Loooool. Let’s not deceive ourselves.
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2. When you and your best friend like the same boy.

3. When you have to write the list of noisemakers and your crush is making noise.

4. When you have to choose who will follow you around school to give out cake and drinks on your birthday.

5. When you can’t invite everyone to your birthday party but you still have to go to school on Monday.

6. When your teacher asks you to snitch on your classmates and they just started liking you again.

7. When you like your class teaching assistant more than your class teacher and it’s teachers appreciation day.

8. When you have to choose who will be on your team during PE but your best friend cannot play football.

9. When you have to vote for teacher of the year but you don’t want your class teacher to win.

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December 2, 2016

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Class, Classroom, education, School

1. This is how the students react when it is announced that there will be sex education classes coming up.

2. This is everyone in class when the sex ed class starts and the teacher says the word “sex” for the first time.

3. When the sex ed teacher proceeds to explain sexual intercourse in graphic detail like the students don’t already know.

4. When the sex ed teacher points at a boy and girl and uses them for an example.

5. This is how all the girls in class look at the boys when the topic of unwanted pregnancy comes up.

6. This is how the class reacts when STDs are mentioned.

7. This is the class when the STDs are properly explained with symptoms and are shown pictures of what the symptoms look like.

8. This is the teacher when the topic of contraceptives come up and the students start naming the different types.

9. The teacher’s face when he/she starts to explain condoms but the students have already started listing off the different brands.

10. The students, when the time comes to explain how to properly wear a condom.

11. The students’ faces when the teacher attempts to mention abstinence.

More Zikoko!

1. When you have to run against your best friend for class captain position.

2. When you and your best friend like the same boy.

3. When you have to write the list of noisemakers and your crush is making noise.

4. When you have to choose who will follow you around school to give out cake and drinks on your birthday.

5. When you can’t invite everyone to your birthday party but you still have to go to school on Monday.

6. When your teacher asks you to snitch on your classmates and they just started liking you again.

7. When you like your class teaching assistant more than your class teacher and it’s teachers appreciation day.

8. When you have to choose who will be on your team during PE but your best friend cannot play football.

9. When you have to vote for teacher of the year but you don’t want your class teacher to win.