Class Captain | Zikoko!

1. How you write names of noisemakers even though the teacher did not ask you to.

Because you are a good and dutiful student!
2. When you remind the teacher about your assignment and your classmates are looking at you with evil eyes.

Silly people!
3. When your teacher asks a question nobody is supposed to know the answer to, but you do.

Because I am super intelligent.
4. When your classmates try to make fun of you, you’re like.

You think you are doing me, you people are doing yourselves.
5. When you are chosen as class captain every single year.

Before nko? Who else?
6. When a new oversabi joins the class and tries to dethrone you.

My friend, you better shift back!
7. When you come second for the first time, you’re like:

Is this how I bow out of greatness?
8. When you win less than half of the awards at the end of the school year, you’re like:

Am I now average?

Jola Ayeye

November 22, 2016

Oldies

Class Captain, Efiko, oversabi, School
1. When you enter a new class and the teacher is looking for someone to choose as captain.

I’m not here for all that responsibility, abeg.
2. When that annoying classmate that was campaigning hard doesn’t get picked.

Ouch!
3. When you’re gisting with your guys and you hear the class captain shout “ALL STAND GREET!”

Oh God!
4. Class Captain: “Sir, you said you would give us a test after today’s cla…”

Are you well like this?
5. When they remind the teacher that was already leaving about collecting assignment.

What the hell?
6. When the class realizes they started writing names of noise makers 30 minutes ago.

You cannot warn people, abi?
7. Your face, when the teacher doesn’t collect the names from them:

Especially after there was (x20) by your own name.
8. When you see them going to call that teacher that already forgot about their class.

Who sent you message?
9. When a teacher asks them if your class has a free period and they lie that you don’t.

You sabi the work.
10. When they forget to tell the class that the teacher said their will be a test.

If it’s to write names of noise makers you’ll remember that one.
11. When you’ve not finished your assignment and the class captain is leaving to submit.

Wait na.
12. When you see the class captain coming with exam scripts.

Bring that thing.
13. The class captains face, when they flog him because of the class:

“You people will see.”
14. When the class captain tells that oversabi teacher that their time is up.

Bless you.

Daniel Orubo

May 26, 2016

Oldies

Africa, Class Captain, Nigeria, Noisemakers, secondary school

1. How you write names of noisemakers even though the teacher did not ask you to.

2. When you remind the teacher about your assignment and your classmates are looking at you with evil eyes.

3. When your teacher asks a question nobody is supposed to know the answer to, but you do.

4. When your classmates try to make fun of you, you’re like.

5. When you are chosen as class captain every single year.

6. When a new oversabi joins the class and tries to dethrone you.

7. When you come second for the first time, you’re like:

8. When you win less than half of the awards at the end of the school year, you’re like:

1. When you enter a new class and the teacher is looking for someone to choose as captain.

2. When that annoying classmate that was campaigning hard doesn’t get picked.

3. When you’re gisting with your guys and you hear the class captain shout “ALL STAND GREET!”

4. Class Captain: “Sir, you said you would give us a test after today’s cla…”

5. When they remind the teacher that was already leaving about collecting assignment.

6. When the class realizes they started writing names of noise makers 30 minutes ago.

7. Your face, when the teacher doesn’t collect the names from them:

8. When you see them going to call that teacher that already forgot about their class.

9. When a teacher asks them if your class has a free period and they lie that you don’t.

10. When they forget to tell the class that the teacher said their will be a test.

11. When you’ve not finished your assignment and the class captain is leaving to submit.

12. When you see the class captain coming with exam scripts.

13. The class captains face, when they flog him because of the class:

14. When the class captain tells that oversabi teacher that their time is up.