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Class | Zikoko!
  • QUIZ: What Class Did You Belong To In Secondary School?

    Did you belong to art class or commercial class? Did you even go to secondary school at all?

    Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.

  • All The Times You Had To Be Political In Primary School

    1. When you have to run against your best friend for class captain position.

    2. When you and your best friend like the same boy.

    3. When you have to write the list of noisemakers and your crush is making noise.

    4. When you have to choose who will follow you around school to give out cake and drinks on your birthday.

    5. When you can’t invite everyone to your birthday party but you still have to go to school on Monday.

    6. When your teacher asks you to snitch on your classmates and they just started liking you again.

    7. When you like your class teaching assistant more than your class teacher and it’s teachers appreciation day.

    8. When you have to choose who will be on your team during PE but your best friend cannot play football.

    9. When you have to vote for teacher of the year but you don’t want your class teacher to win.

  • 15 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Reproduction Class In Secondary School

    1. When you finally see “Reproduction” in the syllabus.

    YES!!!

    2. When your Biology teacher enters the class and writes the topic on the board.

    FINALLY!

    3. When people that have never attended Biology class before start appearing.

    Oh? So you know your way to class?

    4. How the class looks for the whole three weeks of the topic:

    We must learn this thing.

    5. When the teacher starts talking about reproduction in plants.

    Get to the good stuff.

    6. When the interesting topic starts and the whole class is like this every 5 minutes:

    Biology Teacher, every 5 minutes: “Will you keep quiet?”

    7. Boys in the class, paying extra attention like:

    Ah! No time.

    8. All the glances people start throwing when the puberty topic comes up:

    See their face.

    9. How the whole class looks at you if puberty hasn’t come knocking on your door yet:

    E pele.

    10. The class, when the teacher is explaining the female reproductive system:

    Ah! Chineke!

    11. When the teacher talks about how long other animals stay pregnant for.

    Elephants, 22 months ke?

    12. When the teacher starts drawing the human reproductive organs on the board.

    Oho? Is it like that?

    13. When the teacher asks “any questions?”

    It’s now you will have questions.

    14. “Excuse me ma, when will we do practical?”

    “Are you mad?”

    15. When they ring the bell for end of class but everyone is like:

    See these ones.
  • 15 Things Any Nigerian Who Was Never Really An Efiko In School Will Relate To

    1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

    You people understood that?

    2. You, in most classes:

    Why am I even here?

    3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

    What sort of devil?

    4. You, trying to study:

    I don’t understand what I’m looking at.

    5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

    Can’t dull it.

    6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

    Hian. I didn’t miss class na? What is all this?

    7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

    What is this struggle?

    8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

    You people sef.

    9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

    Didn’t we just start?

    10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

    Hay God!

    11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

    We have different issues, abeg.

    12. You, when you hear that results are out:

    The stress.

    13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

    See this mad person.

    14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

    God is good.

    15. Your motto:

    It’s true sha.