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  • These 8 Combinations Will Certify Your Garri Platinum.

    A lot of people have termed garri the ‘poverty food’ of Nigeria.

    I am here to prove to you that this isn’t always true.

    Most people don’t realise how much of a special food garri is.

    It goes beyond just pouring water inside your garri.

    I’m going to help you explore the world of garri.

    You know, switch up your taste buds a bit.

    The most basic combination is Garri and groundnut. Clearly.

    That’s our relaxation food, or emergency food. Depends on how you look at it.

    There’s also Garri Cake. If you went to a Nigerian boarding school, you probably know what this is.

    Made from garri, a little water and whatever ingredient you can possibly add, till it takes the cake shape.

    Another rather basic one will be Garri and milk. If you want to be filled to the brim, just have garrison and milk.

    Not only is it sweet, it is filling. What else could you possibly ask for?

    Garri also goes very well with coconut. I don’t even want to start. I promise you, this is fire.

    If you try it and don’t like it, you can keep it for me.

    If you come from a Nigerian home and you’ve never had beans and garri, I dont know what to say.

    But your case will be taken up with the Council of Garri Consumers, Nigeria.

    Let’s look into garri and asun… no, no, garri and fish. Actually no, garri and suya.

    Ha, I’m actually getting hungry for some reason.

    Another garri combination as seen in Nigerian homes will be moin-moin and garri.

    Actually, I think it’s a little disrespectful to garri to eat moin moin without it.

    There’s also a Nigerian snack called kuli kuli. It’s kind of hard to chew, but it is worth the stress.

    With a little bit of garrison to push it down, life is much easier.

    You should keep in mind that with all of these combinations, it’s important to sweeten your garri with sugar.

    Because just like Will Smith and Jada Smith, garri and sugar are life partners.
  • Farming isn’t something new to Nigerians, I mean, a lot of people own little gardens in their compounds. Which was why the viral gist of the Facebook user, Ogechukwu Kate, who processed her own garri was just eye roll inducing.

    Getting it straight, farming on its own is necessary for the survival of any nation. In a post on her Facebook page, she stated she’ll rather go to the farm and process her own Garri than buy 13 cups for N400.

    A post as such without doubt generated hilarious and even ridiculous reactions like this:

    Okechukwu Kate (3)

    The Most Expensive Wife Material ? Natural Beauty ? Educated ? Hardworking ? No filter FIN. pic.twitter.com/zpNck5LA7Y — Seraph (@Yommie_Scream) September 17, 2016

    Let’s not forget that garri processing was only done to make life easier for the rest of us.

    I’m going to ignore the wife material bullshit being peddled there and ask. Why do people think of costs in terms of a monetary value alone?

    — Osarumen Osamuyi (@SkweiRd) September 18, 2016

    Liking stress and ‘sufferhead’ doesn’t make anyone husband or wife material abeg.

    The time spent in processing her own garri from scratch is worth way more than N400, but let’s carry on sha.

    https://twitter.com/ToluBablo/status/777124413850390528

    Because harvesting cassava isn’t beans.

    https://twitter.com/DuchesseGingham/status/777245749432164352

    How much garri is she eating sef?

    Let’s sha hope she isn’t eating all that cassava but actually making money from all the wahala she’s putting herself through in the name of saving cost.