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  • A Car Upgrade Is Possible…

    We are five months into 2019 already. 127 days raced by just like that.

    Wow!!!

    Come to think of it, only a short while back, we were basking in the euphoria of ushering in the New Year with our family and friends. Not forgetting the traditional listing of New Year resolutions and goals to help slay this year.

    Speaking of resolutions, a few friends shared theirs and we were struck at the range and diversity of the ambitions. Here are some you might find fascinating too:

    Resolutions are a great way to make positive changes in our lives. But really, how many people have been able to keep their resolutions? They can be hard to keep. The harsh reality is that approximately 80% of resolutions fail by the second week of February.

    The way to win is to start by doing something about just one goal at a time. Don’t waste your time thinking about why it may not work, or you won’t do it. Just pick one goal like selling your current car and buying a better one. That’s one resolution successfully achieved. Celebrate your win and move on to the next!

    Did you know that between January and April, over ten thousand people have upgraded – either by buying a pocket-friendly ride or swapping their “old” cars for a new golden one. There are various car options to fit “slim & fat” budgets alike. So, tick off that plan to get yourself a new ride now.

    You can visit www.cars45.com to sell or swap your current car for a much more durable option. Also, visit www.carsbazr.com to get verified cars at the best price now.

  • Business Day reports that the number of Nigerians buying goods in Dubai markets has plummeted sharply in the last 10 months.

    So Dubai business owners have been crying for Nigerian traders to come and buy from them.

    They say they miss us and our money!

    In fact, they’re even praying for the Naira to become strong soon so we can start packing our money in their economy again.

    While we continue to struggle with our own dying economy.

    We have only one question for them.

    When the Naira is back on it’s feet, we are only here for made-in-Aba products.

    Dubai can like to jump inside river.

  • The Zikoko Guide To Shopping In Nigerian Markets

    1. First and foremost, lose your useless accent if you don’t want to do yourself.

    It cannot help your case.

    2. Refine your pidgin game so they know you’re hardcore.

    Because you’re from the streets!

    3. No need to slay with your dressing, this is not a red carpet show.

    Search for the worst combination in your wardrobe.

    4. Prepare your self to price like a pro.

    This is war!

    5. Eat everything you see before leaving the house.

    For added strength and stamina.

    6. When they call price, divide it by 3 and tell them that’s what you’re paying.

    Shake your purse so they’ll see it’s very empty.

    7. If they don’t agree, throw it in their faces and walk with shakara to someone else.

    Do as you please!

    8. If the other person is not having sense too, let them know.

    Why are they carrying shoulder?

    9. Settle on the one trader that finally agrees.

    Because he has more sense.

    10. Make him your new best friend.

    Number 1 padi!