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  • QUIZ: How Boring Are You?

    Are you the most boring person ever or are you only a little boring? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.

    Tuntamilore

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  • 7 Things To Do When You Are Bored AF But Are Tired Of Pressing Phone

    If you find yourself scrolling and refreshing social media for the nth time in one day, then you should try one of these tested and trusted methods guaranteed to end boredom.

    1) Count the strands in Dangote spaghetti.

    I demand answers.

    2) Count how many times Wizkid said Soco in the song Soco.

    I stopped counting at 20.

    3) Search for Daddy Bubu.

    Gulder ultimate search – president edition.

    4) Summon the anti-christ and hasten the end of the world.

    Show Miss Rona who is boss.

    5) Play dress up.

    See as I set, I can waste.

    6) Find a notebook and become friends with a death god.

    I have suggestions for the first few names that should go into it.

    7) Sleep for the tenth time in one day.

    Sleep is life.

    What’s up, Zikoko Fam? It would mean the world to us if you spared a few minutes to fill this Reader Survey. It’s so we can bring you the content you really want!

    Hassan Yahaya

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  • 17 Pictures Only Nigerians Who Live Alone Will Completely Understand

    1. When you thought living alone meant turning up more, but this is you every weekend:

    Is this my life?

    2. When you fall ill and there’s no one there to pamper you.

    I miss my mummy.

    3. When you leave home and can’t remember if you turned off the iron or not.

    Should I go back?

    4. When you’re super hungry but too tired to actually cook.

    Epp me, plix.

    5. You, whenever a new bill comes:

    I am tired of being an adult.

    6. When you start to know the price of things you never cared about before.

    https://twitter.com/The1989grey/status/671667164194217985

    7. When you develop a strong relationship with Indomie.

    8. When you start to appreciate Owambes more.

    https://twitter.com/Punthief/status/671643256959168512

    9. When it’s time to zip up your dress.

    The struggle.

    10. This perk:

    11. When you magically become a pro at budgeting.

    You can account for every single Naira.

    12. When you come back home and everything you own is exactly where you left it.

    Wonderful.

    13. …but the plates you left in the sink are still there too.

    Ugh!No!

    14. When you get to walk around naked all you want.

    The absolute best.

    15. When you realize how boring it actually is.

    The absolute worst.

    16. When it’s time to clean up the house.

    Ugh. Why am I so dirty?

    17. When it starts raining and you can’t remember if you closed your windows.

    Hay God!

    Daniel Orubo

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