biology | Zikoko!

How many bones does a human adult have?

310

52

240

206

What’s the human body’s largest organ?

Skin

Heart

Brain

Stomach

The scientific study of plants is called ____

Forestation

Botany

Pharmacy

Horticulture

One of these insects is NOT an agent of pollination:

Bees

Butterflies

Moths

Termites

The ultimate source of energy is ____

Petrol

Food

The sun

Inverter

An unborn mammal in its later stages of development is known as____

Foetus

Zygote

Egg

Blastocyst

Animals whose primary food source is plant-based are called_____

Herbivores

Carnivores

Omnivores

The ____ is the smallest bone in the human body.

Stapes

Femur

Jawbone

Incus

The largest and heaviest bone in the human body is ____

Femur

Malleus

Fibula

Patella

The term “renal” refers to which organ?

Kidney

Anus

Liver

Ear

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I Too Sabi, Quizzes

biology, Quiz
1. When your biology teacher’s excitement is way over the top and he starts the class like:

What is doing this one?
2. When you have to go all the way to the biology laboratory for your class.

Very stressful something!
3. When you mistakenly open a bottle of ammonia and the smell hits you.

What’s that smell?
4. You, when the smell now decides not to leave your body again.

But who sent me message now?
5. When the topic is ‘Reproduction’ and all the boys in the class are super excited.

Perverts!
6. When it’s time to draw a frog and your own is looking like a cow.

My shame is now complete!
7. All the notes your biology teacher now expects you to copy.

Kuku kill me!
8. You, when it’s time for frog dissection

I am disgusted!
9. You, when you see people getting excited to dissect the frog.

You people need Jesus!
10. When your biology teacher is not around, and one boring individual now comes to teach you.

Only oversabi students will be enjoying the class.
11. When your biology teacher says it’s time to start naming all the trees in school.

Why?
12. When your teacher wants to teach the sex part in Reproduction, he’s like:

“If a boy touches you, you’ll die!”
13. You, when you suddenly hear ‘tear a sheet of paper’.

Jesus!Test ke!
14. You, when your teacher catches you dozing and calls you to answer his question.

I am finished today!

Shola

November 18, 2016

Oldies

biology, Nigeria, secondary school
1. When you entered SS1 and you thought the entire subject was about reproduction.

FINALLY!
2. But then you realized that Biology had more notes than all your other subjects combined.

Unfair.
3. When you’re not even in science class but Biology was still compulsory.

Fix your lives.
4. The struggle to stay awake in class.

Don’t wake me up.
5. When you ran away from sciences because of drawing but you still have to draw stupid fishes in Biology class.

Kuku kill me.
6. When you see “Biology – Double period”.

This is what hell must feel like.
7. When Biology class starts and it suddenly feels like there are 2 hours in one minute.

Who did I offend?
8. How you feel after studying Biology for one term.

Epp me.
9. When you’re looking for the application of Mitosis and Meiosis in Economics or Law or Accounting.

Still can’t find it.
10. When you don’t understand the whole course but it’s not something that someone can explain.

I’m done.
11. How you feel in a Biology Multiple choice exam.

We learnt all these?
12. When you see the future doctors putting Biology on their JAMB form.

Do you, boo!
13. How you look through the subject requirements to gain university admission to make sure Biology is not there.

I don’t want.
14. When someone says Biology is their favorite subject.

Also who asked you?!
15. When you enter the Biology lab and the smell hits you.

You people will die if you spray air freshener?
16. When it’s time for practicals and you cannot remember how to identify anything.

I kent unsten.
17. When it’s time to dissect animals.

Disgusting.
18. When the bell rings and Biology period is over.

Bye.

Odunayo

June 16, 2016

Oldies

biology, subject, Worst
1. When you finally see “Reproduction” in the syllabus.

YES!!!
2. When your Biology teacher enters the class and writes the topic on the board.

FINALLY!
3. When people that have never attended Biology class before start appearing.

Oh? So you know your way to class?
4. How the class looks for the whole three weeks of the topic:

We must learn this thing.
5. When the teacher starts talking about reproduction in plants.

Get to the good stuff.
6. When the interesting topic starts and the whole class is like this every 5 minutes:

Biology Teacher, every 5 minutes: “Will you keep quiet?”
7. Boys in the class, paying extra attention like:

Ah! No time.
8. All the glances people start throwing when the puberty topic comes up:

See their face.
9. How the whole class looks at you if puberty hasn’t come knocking on your door yet:

E pele.
10. The class, when the teacher is explaining the female reproductive system:

Ah! Chineke!
11. When the teacher talks about how long other animals stay pregnant for.

Elephants, 22 months ke?
12. When the teacher starts drawing the human reproductive organs on the board.

Oho? Is it like that?
13. When the teacher asks “any questions?”

It’s now you will have questions.
14. “Excuse me ma, when will we do practical?”

“Are you mad?”
15. When they ring the bell for end of class but everyone is like:

See these ones.

Daniel Orubo

June 8, 2016

Oldies

biology, Class, Nigeria, reproduction, secondary school

Questions

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How many bones does a human adult have?

What’s the human body’s largest organ?

The scientific study of plants is called ____

One of these insects is NOT an agent of pollination:

The ultimate source of energy is ____

An unborn mammal in its later stages of development is known as____

Animals whose primary food source is plant-based are called_____

The ____ is the smallest bone in the human body.

The largest and heaviest bone in the human body is ____

The term “renal” refers to which organ?

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1. When your biology teacher’s excitement is way over the top and he starts the class like:

2. When you have to go all the way to the biology laboratory for your class.

3. When you mistakenly open a bottle of ammonia and the smell hits you.

4. You, when the smell now decides not to leave your body again.

5. When the topic is ‘Reproduction’ and all the boys in the class are super excited.

6. When it’s time to draw a frog and your own is looking like a cow.

7. All the notes your biology teacher now expects you to copy.

8. You, when it’s time for frog dissection

9. You, when you see people getting excited to dissect the frog.

10. When your biology teacher is not around, and one boring individual now comes to teach you.

11. When your biology teacher says it’s time to start naming all the trees in school.

12. When your teacher wants to teach the sex part in Reproduction, he’s like:

13. You, when you suddenly hear ‘tear a sheet of paper’.

14. You, when your teacher catches you dozing and calls you to answer his question.

1. When you entered SS1 and you thought the entire subject was about reproduction.

2. But then you realized that Biology had more notes than all your other subjects combined.

3. When you’re not even in science class but Biology was still compulsory.

4. The struggle to stay awake in class.

5. When you ran away from sciences because of drawing but you still have to draw stupid fishes in Biology class.

6. When you see “Biology – Double period”.

7. When Biology class starts and it suddenly feels like there are 2 hours in one minute.

8. How you feel after studying Biology for one term.

9. When you’re looking for the application of Mitosis and Meiosis in Economics or Law or Accounting.

10. When you don’t understand the whole course but it’s not something that someone can explain.

11. How you feel in a Biology Multiple choice exam.

12. When you see the future doctors putting Biology on their JAMB form.

13. How you look through the subject requirements to gain university admission to make sure Biology is not there.

14. When someone says Biology is their favorite subject.

15. When you enter the Biology lab and the smell hits you.

16. When it’s time for practicals and you cannot remember how to identify anything.

17. When it’s time to dissect animals.

18. When the bell rings and Biology period is over.

1. When you finally see “Reproduction” in the syllabus.

2. When your Biology teacher enters the class and writes the topic on the board.

3. When people that have never attended Biology class before start appearing.

4. How the class looks for the whole three weeks of the topic:

5. When the teacher starts talking about reproduction in plants.

6. When the interesting topic starts and the whole class is like this every 5 minutes:

7. Boys in the class, paying extra attention like:

8. All the glances people start throwing when the puberty topic comes up:

9. How the whole class looks at you if puberty hasn’t come knocking on your door yet:

10. The class, when the teacher is explaining the female reproductive system:

11. When the teacher talks about how long other animals stay pregnant for.

12. When the teacher starts drawing the human reproductive organs on the board.

13. When the teacher asks “any questions?”

14. “Excuse me ma, when will we do practical?”

15. When they ring the bell for end of class but everyone is like: